Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Excuse me, is Chen Chaosheng here?"

The wooden door was pushed open.

"Chen Chaosheng, you've been arrested." The man said.

Chen Chaosheng was still sitting on the plastic chair dangling his legs, his legs had no hair and looked bald.

A little less masculine and wild aesthetic.

"Oh." Chen Chaosheng parted his hair, looked at the person in front of him, "Hello."

This man doesn't look like a policeman.

He was dressed in black tights, with a black gauze hat on his head, with the palace badge of Heaven on it: "Chen Chaosheng, why do you want to drive without a license?"

He looked at Chen Chaosheng, he was half a head taller than Chen Chaosheng, so it seemed that Chen Chaosheng's height of 175 was not enough.

This year, the 1 and the male protagonist have to go up for 30 minutes at a time, and their height goes up to 185.Even as a staff member of the heavenly court, Chen Chaosheng could only see his nostrils and a tuft of not-so-good nose hairs in his leather shoes.

Chen Chaosheng is hesitating where to put his penis and go to jail.

He even thought about it, if the judge sentenced him to life imprisonment, but he is an old man, wouldn't he have to sit down for life imprisonment?

Sitting until human beings evolved again, the evolutionary asked Chen Chaosheng: "Why have you been squatting in this small house?"

Chen Chaosheng told the man that he was sentenced to life imprisonment.

"I didn't ask for a driver's license when I went to Yujian before." Chen Chaosheng whispered, his eyes glanced at the nose in the tights.

"The state owns the state law, the family has its family rules, and the road naturally has its own rules. How can it be changed by you alone?" The tights are obviously much stronger than the one in the underworld. Huan Xiong glanced at Chen Chaosheng, "You don't even know How much harm can driving without a license do to the world.”

"I'm really annoyed that sword cultivators like you, who don't receive formal training, don't go to Heaven to register their names."

"Subject one, subject two, subject three and one don't take the exam. Do you think Yu Jian is handsome?" said the tights, "If you stumble and become paraplegic, it will be interesting."

Chen Chaosheng thought about the word paraplegic. .

It didn't seem to have much effect on him.

He doesn't like walking, he prefers to sit than to stand, he prefers to lie down than to sit, and rather than to lie awake, he prefers to find a bed and sleep.

What's more, he only uses the left and right hemispheres of the brain to think, so how can he use the upper and lower body?

"Then will you buy me an electric wheelchair?" Chen Chaosheng asked him cautiously.

After asking, he retreated to the stool, always feeling that there was nothing to lean on behind him, and he lost the confidence to speak.

The white curtain is windless and automatic, like a girl's white skirt.

"Ha, what are you talking about?" The tights unceremoniously took out a pair of handcuffs, pressed them on Chen Chaosheng's wrist, and handcuffed them.

Chen Chaosheng didn't resist very violently either.

The skin of the tights is also hot.

"You should really receive re-education." The black suit tightened the handcuffs forcefully, drawing a red mark on his wrist, "You stupid people crawling on the ground are just like those crawling ants in the underworld, stupid and disobedient Discipline."

Chen Chaosheng trembled when he pulled him, and almost fell off the stool: "Humans are mammals."

"You also evolved from a monkey." He said weakly.

"The underground reptiles are really troublesome." Tights was obviously dissatisfied with his rhetoric, "Don't talk about these things. Monkeys, huh."

"First pay attention to our Wisdom Heaven service platform." He said, "It's really troublesome for us to cause so many things every day."

"How long will I be in prison?" Chen Chaosheng looked at the red icon sliding on the screen of his mobile phone.

"It depends on how the judiciary decides." Leotard said impatiently, "Download this app quickly. From now on, you will have to brush on it for five to 10 minutes every day. If you have to answer questions, you must participate."

"Trouble." Chen Chaosheng complained.

"You just download it first. In short, downloading these things in Tianting will not harm you stupid things." There seemed to be a bit of disdain in the eyes of the tights, "First answer the Tianting network security knowledge contest."

"But this has nothing to do with the driver's license at all?" Chen Chaosheng asked strangely, "When did the Heavenly Court come up with so many strange things?"

"Just answer it."

"The above said to pay attention to the official account."

"Then you pay attention, anyway, it's the meaning of the big shot. It's a kind of disrespect for those of you who are guessing randomly, and it's enough for you to obey." The tights tugged on the handcuffs, "The big shot in the sky wants our unit to complete this thing , we urged you..."

"There is no hell." Chen Chaosheng said.

His wrist hurts.

In the past, the wrists were picked out by people, and even if they were healed later, it would be good to have the protection of the sword when holding the sword, but the impact would be a little painful.

"I seem to have followed this official account." He said, "Look at the chat history."

"Tianting Network Security News."

"My vx number is my brother's old number." He said.

The tights pulled the phone away from his hand, and his complexion changed from impatient red to angry red.

Presumably the latter is more reddish, with a purplish hue.

From the above, it looks like a speech with Bai Fushui's characteristics.

"2021.1.12 Send Message: Contest"

It seems to be a reply keyword, and the settings of the relevant interface will pop up.

"We must score 80 points in this competition." Leotard frowned.

"But even if I get 80 points, I won't learn anything from it." Chen Chaosheng's phone screen lit up twice, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, and turned it off completely.

"A rule is a rule, even if you get a score of 79." Leotard said, "Your phone is turned off."

"This is to be pulled into an excel form. Those of you who know the existence of the Heavenly Court must answer the questions. If you miss one, you must upload screenshots and watermarks to this group. The deadline will be September 21." Tights spoke quickly, "I'm annoying you."

"Oh." Chen Chaosheng inevitably felt a little unhappy.

"I haven't used Tianting Network before." He tried to make himself tougher, straightening his back.

"Fill it quickly." The saliva from the tights almost splashed on his face, "You monkey on the ground, don't you understand human language?"

Going to jail is already a bad thing to do. Doing these meaningless and time-consuming rubbish things will make Chen Chaosheng's already irritable mood even worse.

"Do you have to do the questions?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

"Otherwise?" Leotard glanced at him, "Don't feel impatient, others are doing it, and if you don't do it, do you think you are unique?"

Chen Chaosheng's wrist hurt again: "But this matter, there is no point in carrying it out."

"You just do it, why do you ask so many questions?" Leotard said anxiously.

"Afterwards, I have to take the Yujian driver's license test, and the motor sword driver's license c1 has to be supplemented, and I have to pay a fine for violations." The tights stepped on the plastic chair, "Chen Chaosheng, those people in the underworld treat you respectfully, Heaven has been displeased with you for a long time."

"How can a person like you who has no background and doesn't work hard have the qualifications to ascend?" The tights approached, "I have worked hard for several lifetimes to become different from the underground crawling species in the underworld."

"They're all monkeys." Chen Chaosheng said softly, "Don't you understand the theory of evolution?"

He could even see the sarcasm in the tights' eyes.

It's like a human cub in a zoo who says monkeys are stupid.

"You are an undisciplined person who always disagrees with the above..."

"Go..." Chen Chaosheng was a little speechless again.

He was always in a hurry and couldn't speak.

"It's really annoying," said the tights, "but I'm very different from you. You're still crawling on the ground, but I'm in the sky."

"But you are still working." Chen Chaosheng said.

"Shut up." The tights glared at him, "Here comes your punishment from Heaven."

"A fine of 5000 yuan will limit you from driving on the road until you have passed the test for your motor sword driver's license." Leotard said, "Find a nearby driving school to sign up."

"That's it?" Chen Chaosheng was trapped between the tights and the curtain, "Can you stand up a little?"

"Where's your sword? Hand it over." The tights looked him up and down, "You sword repairmen who are the most troublesome."

Chen Chaosheng's wrist suddenly hurt, almost like it was bursting.

"Are you finished?" Chen Chaosheng took a breath.

"A fine, a make-up driver's license test, plus a few days of detention." He briefly summarized the punishment to be suffered.

"There is also re-education, go to Sizhou No. [-] Middle School for a month of reform." Leotard said, "Receive a month of education, this is to help you old things integrate into modern society."

"It's a charity from heaven to you." Leotard stood up straight, "Follow-up punishment will come."

"I don't like the word charity." Chen Chaosheng glanced at his bruised wrist, "Rousseau said that all men are created equal."

His complexion is fair, and whenever he has a scar or something, it is particularly eye-catching.

"Do you really think that things flying in the sky are equal to those crawling on the ground?" Leotard sneered inexplicably. Uncivilized stuff."

"Pay the money, scan the QR code now." He said, "Use the mini program to go in and pay the fee, and go to Yujian's driver's license test early." "

"Do you think we are not equal?" Chen Chaosheng was thoughtful, "The handcuffs are a bit tight."

"It's kind of like a dog leash." Leotard said with a smile, "Where's your sword? It's gone? These roses look like five yuan roadside goods."

"More than 1000 years ago, my ancestor was defeated by you. How beautiful you were at that time..."

"what--"

"Well, are they equal now?" Chen Chaosheng sat on the chair, with bear slippers on his head in the tights, "If you don't like sitting and talking, you can lie on your stomach. Kneeling is a bit more solemn."

The head of the tights was stuck to the ground, and the back of the head was still throbbing: "You..."

"I also did something wrong in the world. I killed a robber." Chen Chaosheng said slowly, "Are your eyeballs going to be squeezed out?"

"you……"

"Sorry." Chen Chaosheng wanted to spread his hands out of embarrassment, but endured the handcuffs on his wrists, so he had to put them back on his legs, "It's just that I wasn't careful."

"Have you ever read Darwin's Theory of Evolution?" Chen Chaosheng looked down at him with no pride in his eyes, "If not, you can go to Xinhua Bookstore to find a book to read. The physical book industry is in a downturn, and books are very cheap."

"I originally wanted to tell you a story, but the full text is too long, and it's a bit tiring to talk about." Chen Chaosheng said.

The hand in the tights clasped the ground, and the knuckles turned blue like that.

"Do you still want me to do those meaningless things?"

"That's very troublesome. If you insist, I'll have to accidentally cut off your head. You can scold me, but if you say my sword is cheap, can I also say you look like a bargain?" Chen Stepping on it, Zhao Sheng felt that the slippers were a little too big, and the bear on them was a little dirty.

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