The more you wear your sister

As a person who has read many articles on the Internet, when it comes to time travel, the first thing I think of is that there is a loud noise in the sky, and the protagonist makes his debut--exaggerated, but at least it must be a car accident, jumping off a cliff, being struck by lightning, falling from a building and shooting to death with a big explosion , anyway, after he died without a complete body, he suddenly found himself waking up on an antique bed, and a maid or servant dressed in ancient costumes beside him said with surprise: "Master or Miss! You are really awake!" Already!"

Then popularize the new identity of the protagonist who is pretending to have amnesia, and then the protagonist either suddenly accepts the reality with a psychological endurance that ordinary people cannot match, or first suspects filming tricks before accepting reality, and starts a vigorous time travel life.

If the protagonist is a woman, she will soon be attracted by some emperor, prince, leader, alliance leader, village owner...anyway, it must be one or a few rich and powerful people or a group of rich and handsome, and sing a few popular songs to make them fascinated Upside down, memorizing a few lines of Tang poetry and Song Ci made them astonished.Then linger with the rich and handsome men to the death, and by the way, defeat his eldest wife, second wife, fourth wife, fifth wife, sixth wife, seventh wife-don't blame me for spoiling the scenery, the ancients are not poor dicks who can't get rid of the pot, If you are not married and have a baby at [-], you basically have to be a person with some kind of dysfunction.Then he would fight against his mother, his grandma, his seven aunts and eight aunts, etc., and countless other women who had nothing to do and had enough to eat, who were dedicated to making things difficult for her.In the end, before meeting the heroine, the heroine and the tall, handsome and rich guy who either met with unkind people all the time or married a bunch of big-breasted, ruthless, ruthless, ruthless cannon fodder girls, or simply pretended to be an older bachelor, lived in clothes. The life of rice worms who come to stretch out their hands and open their mouths to eat.

If the protagonist is a man, then traveling back will inevitably usher in a new era. Even if you don’t bring some solar-powered laptops or endless automatic rifles and other artifacts, you must bring at least a few magical skills that stunned the ancients. For example, forging steel, refining oil, burning glass, making guns and tanks, etc., and then the tiger's body is shocked and full of arrogance, and it is easy to fool all kinds of ancient sages and famous generals to be the younger brothers, and casually become what the people want The savior, conquering the great country with great vigor, collecting a lot of fat and thin beauties to enrich the harem, and finally dominating the Central Plains as emperor is not enough, it is best to surrender the four barbarians to dominate the earth and enter the universe and so on.

But in fact, these are all deceptive.

Because when it comes to me, that's not the case at all.

After talking so much, it’s finally time to introduce me, the protagonist. My name is Bai Mingze, I’m eighteen years old, I’m a freshman student in the computer department of a certain university. I don't have any great ambitions to change my life against the sky and turn the world around. I just want to study hard and make progress every day, so that I can work hard to become a senior software engineer instead of a hard-working IT migrant worker in the future.

But the bad luck just let go of so many dissatisfaction with the reality, and the hanging silk loser who wandered back to start a new era all day long, came to me...

I still remember that it was an extremely normal weekend in college, the weather was fine and cloudless, I played Dota all afternoon, and I was chatting with my roommate at the knockoff version of KFC next to the school, eating hamburgers and drinking Coke , just took a bite of the burger, and suddenly felt that my hand was empty--

I found that the classmates in front of me were gone, the restaurant was gone, and the hamburger in my hand was gone--Nimma, I was still hungry.

There is only a piece of pure white and a...well, how should I put it...an old-fashioned version of my mother.

"Mom?" I called out hesitantly.

"Mom!" She crossed her hands, flung out a thick tail from under her skirt, and slapped me across the face, "I am a dignified Nuwa ethnic group, don't be presumptuous."

I covered my face and looked at "her" in astonishment.

The upper body of a human...the lower body of a snake...Nuwa race...? !

As a modern person who has received many years of materialistic education, I only regarded these strange and chaotic things as myths and jokes, but now the creatures I have only seen in anime games stand in front of me, and use The tail slapped me, and it still hurt... I froze for a few seconds, then took a deep breath: "Monster--!!!"

"Demon your sister!!" She swept me again, her brows were bristling like my mother's.

Seeing that the tip of her tail was raised as if she wanted to give me another blow, I rushed over and hugged her thigh—oh no, snake body, and begged for mercy: "Don't hit mom...ah bah, empress Nuwa , I know I was wrong!"

"Hmph, you're smart." She twisted her snake body to break away from my entanglement, "I won't talk nonsense with you, I came to see you for something important."

"What's the matter?" I, who hadn't recovered from this absurd scene, looked at her dully.

"The thing is, I took a soul from a certain age that is ancient to you, causing the underworld and the underworld over there to lose balance, and the consequences are very serious-I mean it will be very serious if it is found Seriously, it just so happens that the errand is going to check the household registration recently, so you go back to ancient times to make up for that deficiency~”

"It turns out that the underworld also checks household registration... Wait, the focus seems to be wrong, why me?!"

"Because you happen to be the reincarnation of that soul." The Nuwa ethnic group with the mother's face said confidently.

"Huh--?!"

She waved her hand to indicate that these details are not important at all: "In short, you don't need to worry about anything, just go back to the past obediently and stay."

"Wait, please don't make it so easy. If you want me to travel to ancient times, don't you need to ask my opinion? Hey! Why do I have to go time travel when I haven't even finished eating the hamburger?"

She hugged her tail and acted cute: "Because I want you to go."

"Are you kidding? What should I do with my mother after I leave? This is simply kidnapping, no human rights!" Because she behaves so much like my mother, so I don't have any fear or awe in my heart, just like my mother. Like my mother, I hugged her legs -- the snake body began to howl.

Sure enough, just like my mother, as soon as I cheated on her, there was nothing I could do. She put away the previous arrogance and began to coax me: "Oh, I will let you come back when the time comes. It's better to go back to this time, no one will love you." I will find out that you have left. You can treat it as a free trip back to ancient times for a few years~"

I'll stop howling right away, just go back and travel for a few years?The idea sounded like a good idea.

However, I suddenly realized another problem. Although the ancient thousand-day tour seems to be a benefit, I am not familiar with the place where I live, and I don’t have a tour guide to arrange board and lodging for me. If there is any accident, there is no policeman to turn to. What can I do if I encounter any danger?So I asked: "Then... what if I accidentally die in ancient times?"

"That just fills the gap."

As soon as I heard that, of course I quit, and I hugged her snake belly tightly: "No! I can't lift my shoulders or lift my hands. If you throw me into ancient times like this, I will definitely die. You don’t have to be so ruthless about killing money, you might as well just throw a piece of cake and kill me!”

"That's right." She thought for a while, "Then, at worst, I'll lend you my invisibility bead."

Before I had time to ask what kind of high-end magic weapon it was, her expression changed and she said, "Not good, something is wrong!"

As he spoke, he tapped his finger on my forehead, and I felt nothing but darkness before my eyes, and a thrust that pushed me down suddenly.

What about the plug-in that Nima said? !You should give me the magic weapon first, dear!

Before I could scold my mother, I found that my eyesight suddenly recovered.

I have come to a strange world.

The sky is green, the ground is blue, there is a whiff of white mist around, and the wind blowing down from the top of the head is very strong and very cold.

Why is the wind cold?

Because I'm naked.

Why does the wind come from overhead?

Because I was falling headfirst.

Why is there white fog around?

Nanima is the nearby cloud.

Why is the sky green?

Because it is actually an endless grassland.

As a person who is mildly afraid of heights, I simply rolled my eyes and fainted.

Before I fainted, my last thought was: This must be the most tragic time-traveling death method in the world, not one of them.

Later, according to what Chu Feng said, my appearance was like this.

At that time, Xie Jin, the great general of the imperial court who conquered the North, was giving lectures to the soldiers on the prairie, where there were no villages or shops behind, and he was doing the final psychological construction work for the army to attack the Turkic army. When he was giving an impassioned speech, I was wrapped A body of golden light fell from the sky and hit the grass next to the rostrum. It bounced once and rolled twice.

Fortunately, General Xie’s mental quality is excellent, and he was not frightened into a neuropathy on the spot. Instead, he was quick-witted and declared that I was "auspicious from heaven" and would bless the army to win. military.

Since it was auspicious, of course they couldn't just throw me on the grassland to feed the wolves, so they took me with me who was still in a coma.