The more you wear your sister

After being sadly "passed" through, my day is basically like this.

At about four or five o'clock in the morning - I can only make an estimate, because there were no alarm clocks, watches and mobile phones in ancient times. Anyway, when the sky had not started to light at all, I was woken up by the noise outside the tent.Then, while missing the clean and flat sheets and the soft and warm quilt, I climbed down from the deadly and smelly haystack.

By the way, it was a special treat for me to sleep on the feed pile for the horses. The other soldiers simply slept on the cold and hard ground.

Then, I had to put on the robe that was rougher than the ten-dollar clothes on the street stall, let’s call it a robe, because I don’t know what this kind of clothes should be called.Then put on the cloth shoes that are so hard that they grind your feet--you don't have to choose, and you don't need to wear straw sandals.

Then, I wiped my face casually with a smelly damp cloth, and while I missed the sweet fruit-flavored toothpaste, I dipped my fingers in the bitter tooth powder and simply brushed my teeth. It’s not enough without brushing, because there were no dentists in ancient times, and there was nothing wrong with tooth decay. place to cry.

Usually at this time, the sky is about to start to light up, and you can go out to have breakfast with the faint skylight.

For breakfast, dry food that is as hard as a stone is usually thrown into the water and boiled into a paste, so I still find it difficult to swallow. Every time these rough grains slide down my throat, I feel like I am swallowing them raw Like a handful of sand.

After breakfast, the army is about to start marching. As I said earlier, I receive preferential treatment, so I can ride a horse.And because I don't know how to ride at all, there are special people leading me in front, and two cavalrymen follow me at any time, so that they can catch me in time if I accidentally fall down.

I don't sit in a hard saddle, but in the blanket I sleep in at night, and despite the special care I've received, my inner thighs still hurt like needles every day.Don't laugh, if you let a place that has never been stressed suddenly carry your weight all day long, you will be considered a genius if you can not peel off your skin.

It hurts, but I can’t go down for a walk, because I’m used to wearing soft and comfortable rubber shoes and sneakers, and the rough cloth shoes caused blisters on the soles of my feet on the first day.

After a day on horseback - what?You said lunch?Don't be kidding, this army has no concept of lunch at all, so they eat like a reincarnated starving ghost every morning, and eat like a reincarnated starving ghost at night.I can't do it, I can't eat in the morning, and I'm hungry before noon. Fortunately, they will give me some snacks such as dried meat and cheese, not the kind of beef jerky with various additives and unique flavors that I used to eat , but apart from the fishy smell, people don't feel that it is meat. I don't know what jerky is.

There are no trees on the grassland, and I don't have an umbrella, so I can only stay in the sun from morning to night, which is not bad, and the occasional showers will cool us down, who have nowhere to hide.

This is very scary, because once you get sick, there is no cure at all except for the bitter earth herbs.Before this, "disease and death" had always been a very distant concept in my mind. It seemed that it would have to be a rare incurable disease such as cancer and leukemia to die. Until I saw two soldiers with my own eyes, one had a cold and the other had diarrhea, After dragging for two or three days, he died like this, and they dragged him out and buried him without any surprise.

I think I will never complain about the high cost of seeing a doctor in the hospital, the difficulty of queuing up, the poor attitude, etc. What does it mean to be sick?In a place where this kind of cold can kill people, it is the real sickness.

After a day of tossing around, at night, they finally set up camp, lit a fire and cooked.

Anyway, as an adult, I am always embarrassed to do nothing all day long, just to be a wriggling rice worm. After all, my mother taught me "no one who does not work shall not eat" since I was a child, although I always think that is my mother I said that so that I could help her with the housework.Anyway I tried to help at first.

After about half an hour, everyone else was eating and I was still sweating profusely trying to start a fire, then a big wind blew up on the prairie and my fire finally started and everything was perfect except for the almost Burn outside the tent.And then... there is no more.

The leader of the gang, Chu Nan, never let me touch fire again. Every time I stretched out my hand, he stopped him quickly, begging grandpa to tell grandma: "Little ancestor, can you do something else? No! Don't help me." , don't help, you don't make trouble is the best way to help!"

...I was so depressed, it hurt my self-esteem too much.

When the dinner arrived, I missed Coke, fried chicken, and roast duck while chewing on the dinner that was similar to breakfast, and discovered a truth from this. If a person is constantly eating whole grains to fill his stomach, what hairy crab Crayfish and salmon are all floating clouds. There is nothing more delicious in the world than junk food high in sugar, fat and calories.

After dinner, it’s time to go to bed. Of course, there is no entertainment at night. Singing and dancing around the bonfire on the prairie are all deceptive. After a day’s walking, no matter whether you are riding or walking, you are already tired and falling apart.

After the soldiers had piled up the fodder, and spread out the woolen blanket that made me itchy all over, I got into the blanket in grief and anger, and continued my resentment.

You may think that I miss computers, mobile phones, pats, psps, etc. Of course, I also miss those, but in this world where I can't see my fingers at night, what I miss the most is the electric light .

That's right, the kind of electric appliances that have been popularized even in the most remote mountain villages, just click to turn on the switch, can drive away the darkness and bring light to the most common electrical appliances, and now it has become my biggest thought about the civilized world.

God said that there must be light, so there was an electric light, but Edison’s grandpa’s grandpa probably hasn’t been born yet, and the feeling of being unable to see anything when it gets dark is extremely depressing, but on this grassland even used The dry horse dung used for fire is precious fuel, and I can't ask them to light a fire for me just because I'm afraid of the dark.

So I can only in this dark night, in this strange world, in this place where you can only use hay stalks to wipe your ass, thinking sadly and angrily that you will repeat this process again tomorrow, day after day, month after month moon……

At this moment, he was speechless and choked, and could only raise a middle finger to God: x your uncle's!Wear your sister's more! ! !