This monster loves to play tricks

"I won't go! What are you going to do with a monster?" This Taoist priest must be crazy, take a monster to catch a monster!

"It's useful." Look at the natural tone, I'm not your own damn thing, if you say it's useful, I have to let you use it?

"I will not go!"

"Hmph." The stinky Taoist sneered, "You can't help this! If you are obedient, I will take you out for a walk, eat, drink and have fun; if you don't like it, then I can only Seal you back to Yuli and take you with you."

Okay, you gave me two paths, those who take the second path are brain-infested, and those who take the first path are brain-infested and cannot be saved.When did that stinking Taoist become so kind? It was obvious that he had fallen into a trap and was waiting for me to get into it.Well, if you expect me to choose the first one, I will not go according to your wish!

Thinking of this, I puffed up my chest and said with high ambition: "I want to choose the second one! If you want me to obediently follow you, there is no way!"

"hey-hey."

The stinky Taoist smiled, and I felt guilty for no reason.

The end result is...

Laozi was driving a carriage, and the stinky Taoist priest was lying in the carriage, rushing all the way to the destination.Thinking of all the things before, my teeth itch with hatred, I wish I could tear him up and feed him to pigs and dogs!

"If there is no door, then there are windows. I just want you to follow me obediently. Since you don't know what is good or bad, then I will give you a hard time, so that you know what it means to toast and not to eat fine wine." .”

Then the smelly Taoist cast a spell on me, and I was put on a circle around my neck. In his words, it was a dog chain!Mortals can't see it, only me and that beast can see it.

It's fine if you don't treat me like a person, but treat me like a dog. I can't beat him, so I will stare at him to death.

"Tsk tsk, look at that look, it's so ecstasy, sometimes I wish I could gouge out your eyeballs, so that others won't look at your eyes again."

When he spoke, his eyes were fierce, and there was a cruel smile on the corner of his mouth, which chilled people's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. I knew he was not threatening casually, and I couldn't help shivering after hearing these words.So it's not that I'm spineless, it's just that I can't help myself.

"Ah...Zi...Ziqing...I can't do it...It's great...Ah...Ah..."

"A wild dog that is in heat all day long!" Why is this old man driving alone outside, under the wind and sun, while the stinky Taoist is full of nephrite jade and fragrance, day and night looking for someone to hang out with!

Hey, seeing something interesting in front of me, I twitched the corners of my lips and pulled the rein quietly.

Click!The carriage jolted violently.

"Boom!"

"Ouch!"

Cool!

"what happened?!"

I was complacent but did not lose myself, and looked at the stinky Taoist sincerely with an innocent look.

"It's not surprising that there is a stone on the road in the wilderness. Besides, you guys are so hot inside, I don't care about watching the road."

Of course the Taoist didn't believe me, but he couldn't find any evidence that I bumped into the rock on purpose. Seeing him get back into the car angrily, I was the one to relieve my anger.

As a result, the car bumped a lot along the way, and whenever they were about to let go, I bumped into them once.I wish he would be the best to be tortured, then I can applaud and thank the heavens for having eyes.Who told you, a stinky Taoist priest, that you can travel thousands of miles a day, but you have to build a carriage, this is clearly for the purpose of torturing me!

"parking!"

That smelly Taoist couldn't hold back anymore?marvelous!

I didn't bother to hide it anymore, so I smiled like a fishy face, but the Taoist was not annoyed, chanted a spell and swung the whisk on the horse, and returned to the car leisurely.

I don't believe your evil, you can let the carriage walk by itself and ask me to drive it for you!In a fit of anger, I rushed into the carriage, picked up the man who was ahhh, threw him out of the carriage, pushed the Taoist priest hard into the carriage, and straddled him.

I red-eyed and took off my clothes. The stinky Taoist priest is disheveled anyway, which saves me trouble. I have to punish you today. Don’t you want to have sex with animals? I will force you to do it. .

"If you don't fuck me today, I will fuck you!"

The Taoist squinted his eyes and looked at me affectionately. I almost fell off him in a trance. When I looked again, his face was already cold.It hurts my heart so much, is my body so unattractive? !I don't believe it!

I rushed forward to bite the stinky Taoist priest, and fumbled with my hands, anxious to find out his sensitive zone.

There was an inaudible sandalwood scent on the stinky Taoist priest, which was very pleasant to smell. I imitated the stinky Taoist priest and stretched out my tongue to lick the back of his ear.

"Um……"

Grass!This moan/groan is not his, it's mine!be mine!That stinky Taoist squeezed my waist gently, and I limp on his body. I really hate this sensitive body!I was not convinced, so I continued my efforts, licking/playing his earlobe vigorously, the tip of my tongue nimbly swept over the contours of his ears, and swirled in his cochlea.

"what……"

The stinky Taoist priest slid one hand along the waistline to the inside of my thigh, stroking back and forth as if nothing, and easily ignited the flame in my body. I looked over with passion/desire, but saw his eyes were calm, all No desire, why doesn't this make me angry.

I vented my anger and bit his earlobe, neither light nor heavy, and heard his muffled hum with satisfaction.

"Wild dog!" He slapped my butt, it hurt so much, I'm afraid there must be a red mark at this moment.

"You are the wild dog! The wild dog that is in heat all day long!"

"Are you talking about me, or yourself?"

I was caught off guard, he turned over and pressed me under him, grabbed my jade pillar with one hand, and gave him a heavy hand.

"Hmm..." I bit my lips tightly, but it was too late to stop the blurted moan.

"Want it?"

nonsense!

The smug Taoist's smug smile was too dazzling, I pushed him away from me vigorously, pulled off the clothes and put them on myself.The Taoist just sat there and looked at me without saying a word.

"Look at what!"

"What, are you shy?"

shy?I was pissed off!This body can't arouse your interest at all, it's useless for you to see it!Admittedly, I was a little frustrated.

That stinky Taoist pulled me into his arms and ripped off my clothes without making a sound.Didn't the mother take off her pants and fart?Going back and forth in a circle, what trick is he playing?

"Of course the lover should take off the clothes, that's called fun."

? ? ? ?what did he say?fun?No, he said lover?lover?I want to pick out my ears.

"Hey, why are you blushing?"

"Fart! Old... I have a ruddy face by nature."

"Ha ha……"

"Damn, don't laugh so obscenely!"

I stood up and turned around, opened my legs and knelt on both sides of the stinky Taoist priest, and sat on his lap. He leaned against the cushion and looked at me with a smile, as if waiting for the prey to come to the door. fox.

I moved my butt viciously, and bumped into the crotch of the stinky Taoist priest. The jade pillar there was as hard as iron and hot as fire, which made me feel hot all over. I put my hands around his neck, and leaned down to lick and kiss his cheek .I have already let go of the words, either you have done me today, or I have crippled your chrysanthemum.Of course, when I was thinking about talking, I didn't even care about whether I had the ability. People who are in love usually have an IQ below zero.

I moved my waist up and down, and rubbed against his thick jade pillar with my lower body. The friction on the inside of my thigh made me more aroused. I kissed his lips, stuck my tongue into his mouth, and seduced him. tongue play with me.

The Taoist seemed to be interested, put one hand on my waist, and began to fiddle with the erect nipples on my chest with the other.

"Hmm..." The small groans/groans were blocked between each other's breaths.

"Um..." I was so ravaged by him that I couldn't bear it, and I raised my neck and moaned, but I didn't want to just send my other neglected breast to the mouth of that person.

I heard him laugh softly, and immediately felt warm and humid on my chest, the flexible tip of my tongue was circling around my nipples, and the scorching breath sprayed on my chest, making my skin flush red.

"Boom!" The Taoist sucked hard, and the nipple/tip hurt. I twisted my body in dissatisfaction, and the hot desires of each other collided, and I almost couldn't control it.

"Give...give me..."

"Call me by name."

"Ziqing..."

That stinky Taoist pressed my head down, and kissed my lips heavily. With an aggressive tongue, he pried open my teeth that were clenched because of uncontrollable lust, and the tip of his tongue swept across my mouth wildly. Intima, not a single inch is spared.This kind of rough and domineering made me fall in love even more, I responded not to be outdone, and responded to his lips and tongue with all my strength.

At this time, my jade/stem is already swollen to the point of exploding, and the empty back/acres are opening and closing to invite pets, waiting for the giant to fill it up, and then ruthlessly ravage and manipulate it.I raised my hips, hugged the Taoist priest tightly with one hand, and supported his genitals with a trembling hand, and sat down slowly.

The opening of the acupuncture point was suddenly stretched open, which caused me a lot of pain. I held back the pain, but after a long time of effort, I only penetrated half a point. The unsatisfied small/acupoint contracted slightly because of the sweet taste, and shouted loudly.The smelly Taoist held my waist with both hands, but he didn't show any intention of taking the initiative, he just worked hard on his lips and tongue.

"Ziqing...please...please..."

"Hahahahaha..."

There was a sudden burst of charming laughter from outside the carriage, and half of the surge of emotion receded, and I stared at the stinky Taoist with red eyes.

"Continue!" I have to finish this job today to end it.

Unexpectedly, the smelly Taoist retreated from my body, pulled the clothes to cover me, and pressed a kiss on my face lightly.

"Continue next time."

After speaking, he wrapped himself in a Taoist robe and flew out of the car.

"Bastard! I'll fuck your ancestor!"

"General Tianzhan tastes good, right? Master Ziqing."

"Of course it's good, but it's a pity that I, Ziqing, don't want to share with others." It was the voice of a stinky Taoist priest, calm and elegant.

"That's right, you uncle! How dare you disturb my good business! Ziqing, I order you to beat her hard! After beating her, throw her to Xiaobai as your wife! Fuck him to death." This is what I said, not calm, Not elegant.I don't know what is good or bad, the ducks in my mouth are fucking flying!

"Ziqing? You called him very affectionately. Unexpectedly, it's been a long time since I've seen you, but General Zhan and Master Ziqing are much closer today." That woman's effeminacy is so strangely unbearable!

"Stop talking nonsense, you went down to earth privately, the queen mother has already noticed, and ordered me to send you back to heaven."

"Hehe, when did Master Ziqing become the Queen Mother's staff again? Could it be that you have some shady business?"

"Damn, stinky Taoist, you don't even let old women go, you are still human!"

"presumptuous!"

"Let your mother do what she wants!" I knew he was yelling at that woman, but I just wanted to take this opportunity to scold her!

"Hahaha." The woman laughed like a lunatic, and said after laughing, "I'm just here to meet an old friend. General Tian Zhan, the old friend is here to visit, why don't you come out and meet?"

I went out only after being crazy, and now I haven't even put on any pants, and my crotch is still pitifully sticking out!

"The general has forgotten all his past, don't you want to know why he was reduced from a general to a low-level monster?"

As soon as the woman spoke, the air was suddenly filled with a strong murderous aura, and the sky and the earth were surging. I pricked up my ears and tried to listen to the movement outside, but it was in vain.

Immediately my eyes went dark, and I passed out in a daze, and when I woke up, I was trapped and sealed in the jade again.There was only one sentence floating in my mind, maybe I heard that woman say it before I fainted.

"I have the Resurrection Pill..."

The author has something to say: I don’t want to write anymore…………

I don't know where to go! ! !