This monster loves to play tricks

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"Heaven Slash General."

"Huh?" I'm soundly asleep, who knows what to do to disturb my sweet dreams!

"Heaven Slash General?"

I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw an old man standing beside the bed, with white brows and white hair, benevolent brows and kind eyes.Take a closer look, f*cking benevolence, isn't this the master of that beast, that old bastard with no eyes.

I was about to spit out dirty water, but what the old hair said made me stunned.

"General Tianzhan, I have been waiting here for a long time."

I was dumbfounded, pointed to my nose and asked, "Are you waiting for me?"

"Exactly."

"Hmph!" Lao Tzu sneered, "What? Did you commit a crime, and the Heavenly Emperor won't accept you as an old man?"

"General Tian Zhan is still so unrestrained." The corner of the old man's mouth twitched, with a very funny expression on his face.

Now that I didn't feel sleepy, I grasped the point of what he said.

"What are you calling me? General Tianzhan?"

"The general really forgot so completely?"

I rolled my eyes at him. I didn’t need to answer the question I asked knowingly. I raised my eyes and looked around. It turned out to be a magnificent bedroom with carved white jade pillars and a floor paved with bluestone patterned bricks. Although I have never been there before, I am somewhat familiar with it. .

"What? The general doesn't even recognize his own mansion?"

"What are you waiting for me to do? If you fart, let me go, I still want to sleep! Don't come here in my dream, I won't be polite next time!"

"The general is still so quick to talk."

"What kind of bullshit general, I don't know, I'm just a mortal monster, I was harmed by some inhuman little thing, and I was tricked by some old thing with no eyes, I really can't take the word general .If there is a general like me in the heavenly world, I am afraid that the face of the old Jade Emperor will be completely humiliated, don’t you think so, old man?”

"..."

I saw that his beard was about to stand up in anger, and he turned over and covered himself with a quilt and continued to sleep soundly.

"Get out of Lao Tzu's dream, or you will be welcome."

"The dog bit Lu Dongbin! If it wasn't for the general, why would the old man go to the world to experience calamity?"

"Hey, old man, can you go away? I don't understand what you're talking about. What does it matter to me that your grandma went down to the mortal world because of that general? I haven't bothered with you about the previous things, but you are the one who provoked me." Come on. If you don’t leave, I will not be polite, old man, don’t forget, this is my dream.”

"You! You are stubborn!" The old man blew his beard and stared angrily, even the tip of his nose was red with anger, his appearance was very funny.

I laughed a few times and ignored him, I just want to sleep now.

"Hey... Injustice, injustice, general, please ask for blessings."

After a while, there was no sound from the side, the old man probably left.I opened my eyes, the previous dormitory no longer existed, and my eyes were blurred.I groped and walked a few steps forward, and heard the noise in front of me, I followed the sound and ran there, I was going to watch the excitement.

"The sinner, Yuqing, disregarded the rules of heaven, and for his own personal grievances, took the immortal bones of Taoist Ziqing to eat. He was cruel and immoral, and violated the laws of heaven. Today, he will be deprived of his title of General Heaven Slayer, his immortal bones will be removed, and he will be demoted to the mortal world, beyond the six realms." until repentance."

"Your Majesty, the old minister is willing to accompany the general to assist the transition."

"Well... sure, come and push Yuqing into the reincarnation platform."

Then a group of heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded me and lifted me up, who was tied up. I was shocked in my heart. I was just peeking at the corner just now, but now I am tied up and kneeling on the Golden Luan Hall.

"Let go of me!" I struggled desperately.

"Hey...send him to the stage of reincarnation, and give him a cup of forgetting soul wine."

"Your Majesty!" There was a panting sound in the hall, and I followed the reputation, and it was the dead old man who was about to start scolding, but I saw a familiar figure beside the old man, it turned out to be the stinky Taoist priest, but his face was cold and his eyes were cold. Sharp, how can there be the previous cynical attitude.

I was flustered in my heart, if this hall said he was the only one I wanted to know, I would grab his hem like grabbing a life-saving straw.

"Smelly Taoist priest, save me."

I saw the gleam in the eyes of that stinky Taoist priest, and then he broke away from my hand and looked at me coldly.I was so angry that I cursed all the time, but the stinking Taoist ignored me completely.

I want to cry but have no tears, why am I so unlucky!Either be trapped in the jade situation, or be tied up tightly!I couldn't help but think about it, I was pushed to the edge of a cliff, and was forced to drink a glass of wine. Before I recovered, someone pushed me from behind, and I was like a lone leaf in the air Like flying into the bottom of the cliff.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

I opened my eyes, my heart was beating abnormally, and I didn't know where I was in a trance.

"What dream is it that screams so frighteningly?"

Hearing the stinky Taoist priest's voice, I was inexplicably aggrieved, turned around and scolded, "Stinky Taoist priest, why didn't you save me?"

"Ok?"

As soon as I said it, I regretted it. These words are clearly more coquettish than blame!He just treats me like a doll, why should he save me.It was just a dream, but I actually took it for real, messed up my position, and said these heartbreaking words!

In case he kept asking me questions, I quickly changed the subject.

"I'm hungry."

"Then come and eat."

Why do I feel that the Taoist priest is more impatient than me? I looked at him, but I saw him lying on the bed and pointing at me, pointing to the erect penis under his crotch.

Nonsence!I don't eat it!Dare he not trap me in the jade, but save it for him to vent his anger. No matter how I begged him yesterday, he couldn't do what I wanted. Why am I so obedient and quit!I stared back hard.

"Come here!" The Taoist priest's eyes were full of love at first, but it changed in a blink of an eye. The cold light in his eyes was as sharp as in a dream.The speed of changing his face was the same as his bad temper, he was completely insane!Because of the unhappiness in the dream, I became even more stubborn, and the spirit of seeing death as home spontaneously emerged!

"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't come here. It's useless to give you to Xiaobai. It's also reached the age of estrus and mating. I'm worried about where to find him a good wife."

"Knock!" The spirit of seeing death as home hadn't flourished before being devastated by a gust of rain and wind.Gritting his teeth, he didn't want to go over, but his legs trembled and he walked over.

"noob……"

I trembled for a while, and quickened my pace, not daring to look up at him, because my eyes were burning with anger, and my teeth were itching with hatred in my heart.Waiting, waiting for me to turn over, eunuch you stinky Taoist priest, and pull out that tiger's white hair!

I staggered, and I fell on the Taoist priest. After a plop, the giant blood-spitting monster of the stinking Taoist priest stuck in front of my eyes. I bared my teeth and wanted to bite on it. Me, he really doesn't regard me as a monster, he thinks I'm a vegetarian!

"You are so smart, you must have remembered Xiaobai's teachings from yesterday, so come and please me now, and I promise to feed you to your fullest." The Taoist laughed wildly after speaking.

"Beast!" I didn't dare to speak out, I could only slander, I will fight you when I eliminate the threat of the white tiger!

"Snapped!"

Depend on!The beast actually smacked my face with his cock, and I opened my mouth to bite in a fit of rage.

"noob……"

Grass!

"I don't allow you to threaten me with Xiaobai!"

"Okay." The Taoist priest rolled his eyes and smiled harmlessly, which gave me a chill.

"Yuqing?"

That stinky Taoist priest was very emotional, and when he called my name, his tone was soft and flattering, which made my cheeks burn.Forget it, I don't suffer from serving you, anyway, I had a good time yesterday, one time per person, no debt to each other.

Heartbroken, I grasped that stinky Taoist's giant with both hands, damn it, it's really strong enough!Before, I just glanced at it from a distance, but now I can really feel its huge power when I hold it in my hand. Thinking of this, I can't help but beg for it.With a curse inwardly, he forced back the itching feeling in his body, and concentrated on serving him.

"Lick/fuck the front end first."

This smelly Taoist really knows how to enjoy!

I held his genitals and leaned forward to gently enclose it with my mouth. I only swallowed one front part. My mouth was stretched wide open, and my thoughts drifted to that place again, imagining how such a giant fucked me hard. When the porch was open and dripping, my crotch raised my head slightly, and some water faintly secreted from my back.

The lewd/slutty body made me smile wryly, and finally restrained my mind, the Taoist could no longer hold back, and raised his waist to push the giant into my mouth.

Dissatisfied with the loss of the initiative, I tightly wrapped the front end, sucking hard, and the tip of my tongue circled around the swollen and red turtle head. The thing was too big, and my teeth always knocked accidentally Every time this happens, the Taoist priest will gasp and seem to enjoy it very much, and my lower body will swell even more.

"Hmm..." The Taoist raised his neck and blindfolded his eyes, but he also looked a little coquettish. I was stunned and stopped. The Taoist groaned in dissatisfaction, and I moved my mouth again.

The Taoist lost his temper, inserted his five fingers into my hair, pressed my head down and swallowed the huge thing little by little.

"Um……"

After barely swallowing most of it, the huge thing had already reached my throat, and I snapped my tongue secretly.Thinking of Baihu's movements yesterday, I also imitated how he swallowed up the giant object, sometimes slowly and sometimes quickly, and the tip of my tongue did not forget to sweep it as if there was nothing there.

"Hands...you have to move your hands..."

I followed his words, and with the movements of my mouth, I gently put/stuck it up and down with my hands, feeling that the bag/skin was pulled down with the movements of my hands, and I felt in my mouth that I hadn't touched it before. Soft and creamy, when you stick out the tip of your tongue, you lick/lick the tenderness there lightly and heavily.

"Hmm... ah..." The Taoist was breathing more and more deeply and panting, enjoying it very much, and the desire in my body was also eager. I touched my crotch/lower with one free hand, and rubbed it with my own movements. , At this time, we understand that doing this can also make both parties happy.

The lewd/slutty voice of puff puff puff made me more confused and fascinated, my body clamored for more, the movement of covering/clogging myself/body speeded up, and the movement of swallowing and spitting also accelerated.

The smelly Taoist grunted and panted heavily and eagerly. He seemed to be unable to wait any longer. The hand on my head gradually increased his strength, and he moved his waist in line with my movements, allowing the giant to stab deeper into my throat.

I closed my eyes and followed him up and down in the sea of ​​desire, and the wave of indulgence rolled over one after another.

"Ah..." The Taoist growled, and pressed my head down hard with his hands.

With a sound of "噗嗤", the huge thing went straight into the deep throat, and a hot semen/fluid rushed into the throat, forcing me to swallow it all.

A burst of retching surged, but it was firmly stuck in my throat, forcing tears to flow from the corners of my eyes.The Taoist sprayed for a long time, seeing my face was full of tears, and then slowly pulled out the thing.

There was a burning pain in the throat, and the cheeks were stretched for too long, and the soreness was unbearable.More importantly, Lao Tzu's desire/fire is still clamoring there!

"Are you full now?"

"Get out, you old man!" I coughed desperately, how can I care if the Taoist priest is gentle to me.

"Hehe, it turns out that children can be taught. It seems that the training/teaching is very good. Keep up the good work."

"Ahem! Fuck you!"

I looked at the desire to be choked down and cried, what should I do if I don't lift it? !