This monster loves to play tricks

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"Little slave, don't use this face to seduce men."

I just opened my mouth, and the man who was moving viciously smashed the words in my throat.

"Not even women."

Before I could say anything, I was robbed, I twisted my waist in dissatisfaction, and moaned/groaned one after another.

"My dream is not for you to come and leave as soon as you say!" After indulgence, I turned over and pressed on the stinky Taoist priest, and said ruthlessly.

"Who told you this was a dream?"

I stared at him suspiciously, but he just looked at me with a smile on his face, there was no strangeness in his eyes, he just focused blindly, as if his eyes were a paintbrush, portraying my every eyebrow, every movement and every stillness on there. In the dark pupils.

"Heh..." If it wasn't a dream, everything that suddenly seemed real would be three points more beautiful than a dream.

Deep in love, I bent down to lick and kiss the corners of the stinky Taoist priest's eyes, which were wet like tears.

"I'll always be by your side..." he said.

Waking up suddenly, there is no trace of him left except for the one-room love/beautiful aftermath.Damn beast, Lao Tzu's dreams are just so fun, come and go as you want!

"boom!"

A punch on the bed board shook the dead fox nestled in the corner into the air and fell down. Seeing it squint its eyes and continue to sleep, I was so angry that the top of my head was smoking.Pulling the fox's tail, he was lifted upside down, and two fingers flicked hard at its breathing nose.

I saw the dead fox shrank into a ball in pain, and flicked its tail fiercely, throwing its shrunken body away abruptly.

"Wow... woo..." The moment the dead fox was woken up, he thumped a bit in a temper, but unfortunately his whole momentum was lost when he looked up and saw Lao Tzu, and he drooped his head and didn't dare to move.

"Useless stuff, you didn't notice how I was tossed like that last night? You slept like a pig, why don't you be a fox, I shaved your hair off, and you go be a pig!"

After all, I didn't care about the trembling body of the fox, I threw it to the ground.

"Go get me some wine! I want Shaoxing flower carvings!"

When the fox came back, his face was reddish, and his breath smelled of alcohol. I guessed that he was willing to bring the wine to me when he was full, but there was no time to argue with him right now.

A flick of a finger turned a dead fox into a bookboy, pretending to be a son of a rich family, shaking a paper fan painted with gold and jade bones, and was about to go downstairs with a glass of wine.Suddenly remembering some people's confession, she felt disdainful in her heart, but after all, she still manipulated her face a little to cover up the former glory.When the dead fox saw it, I didn't know why it suddenly raised its eyes and looked at me steadily. The light in those eyes was very meaningful, but I couldn't understand it.

I avoided that look in disgust, motioned him to follow, and I walked down the steps. Naturally, no one paid attention to this ordinary face that couldn't be more ordinary.

It's noon now, and there are few pedestrians on the road. If you want to ask about the lively places, just grab someone and ask them, and the person will definitely say Tonghui Tea House.why?You will know when you go.

"Guest officer, please come inside, if you are late, you will miss Mr. Tong's storytelling."

As Xiaoer led the way into the building, the upstairs was full, and the downstairs table was full of people, so I had to sit in the back corner with the book boy.I didn't take it seriously, but the little girl felt that I had been wronged when he saw that I was full of style.

The tea is too bitter, so I naturally don't like to drink it. Unfortunately, this tea house only serves tea and not wine, so I brought out the fine wine I prepared in advance, and threw some money to Xiao Er to send him away.The little girl got such a big benefit so naturally she didn't care about her business, she retired obediently, and even brought some side dishes.I raised the corners of my mouth and gave him a faint smile, the little boy blushed, but the face of the bookboy next to him turned dark, I only laughed to myself, but I didn't notice it on the surface.

"Crack!" The gavel slapped, and the story was considered to be the prologue. There was a sudden silence in the building, and several pairs of eyes were fixed on the stage.Mr. Tong, who was before the desk, stroked his beard, opened the paper fan and stood up like a river.

"Yesterday, it was said that Taoist Master Ziqing subdued the fox fairy who had entered the devil's way, dispelled its hostility and resentment, and helped him return to the right path to practice Taoism. Catching ghosts and eradicating demons in the human world and practicing the way of heaven. Today this time we are going to talk about the various dangers that Taoist Priest Ziqing and the fox fairy have faced after they came to the mortal world in person."

The shopkeeper's work was neat, and the person he found was indeed quite capable, and only made everyone in the audience stunned for a while.If this story hadn't come out of my mouth, I'm afraid I would have believed it to be true.

All the audience held their breaths and wandered in the illusory world created by Mr. Tong. Sometimes they were tense and breathed quickly, and sometimes they relaxed and exhaled secretly. I was the only one who stayed out of the way and enjoyed the various performances on and off the stage.

The story was over, but everyone still had something to say, their expressions suddenly confused whether it was real at this time or a dream at that time, I drank the last drop of wine in the altar, took the book boy and quietly left the teahouse.

Thinking along the way, I am afraid that within a few days, the celestial beauty and unrivaled ability of Taoist Master Qing will spread out of the city.

Sure enough, within five days, a stranger came up and the shopkeeper led the old man to see me.The old man kowtowed respectfully, and spread out the bank notes in his sleeves, a total of ten thousand taels, so huge that the shopkeeper at the side lost his posture for a moment.

I raised my eyes languidly, and still ran my hand slowly along the white fur of the dead fox, it was really well groomed, it was extremely smooth.

"I beg Ziqing Daoist to show mercy and save my young master's life."

It's not that I want to put on airs, it's just that although I have a high level of cultivation, I have never practiced any spells. I only know a little bit about superficiality.The old man took out the ten thousand taels of silver bill but he didn't regret it at all. I'm afraid that this request is not trivial.Besides, my intention of spreading such words is not about money.

I was just thinking about it, but I didn't notice that the fox jumped down from under me, I just touched it with empty hands, feeling that something was being handed to me, but I didn't think he wanted to take it, but I heard the old man kowtowed and thanked me excitedly , the voice trembled.I looked down and saw that what I was holding in my hand was the bank note brought by the dead fox, and I was about to raise my head, but I saw the tears on the face of the worshiper, so pitiful, my heart skipped a beat and I was convinced.

It's not easy to wink at the fox in front of the old man, thinking that since I have agreed, I have no choice but to bite the bullet and take a look, if I see that the situation is unfavorable, I will run away, anyway, no one can catch me.Originally, I just wanted to discredit the stinky Taoist priest and get angry with him, so why should I be too serious and take my own life as a joke.

After explaining a few words to the shopkeeper, I followed the old man into his car and headed west. This time I didn't carry the dead fox into the car, but ordered it to chase after the car.

I wanted to tease the stinky fox and urged the driver to hurry up, the old man was already eager to return, seeing my explanation, he thought the situation was serious, and it was a good explanation to the driver.

Immediately, the horse's hooves flew, rolling up billows of dust and smoke. I raised the curtain and saw the white figure faintly visible in the gray mist behind me, with a sneer on the corner of my mouth.I want you to eat as much as you want, and tell you to grab something indiscriminately!

When I turned around and saw the old man’s worried face, I couldn’t bear it, so I casually asked about the situation of his young master, but I didn’t want the old man to hold my hand tightly, and I became grateful. It turned out that when he saw me getting in the car, his expression was cold, and he just thought I didn't really help each other, but now seeing that I am concerned about his young master's situation, I wishful thinking that I will definitely help with all my strength.

I frowned calmly, the old man let go of his hand tremblingly, and told the situation of his young master in detail.

It turned out that the young master of his family was the only son of Master Ge of the Ge family, with a gentle and well-behaved temperament, and was kind and amiable.It's a pity that a catastrophe took the lives of two close relatives of the young master of the Ge family.The young master of the Ge family was not as weak as the crown, and suffered a tragic accident. He lost his mind all of a sudden, and fell into a coma for several days and nights without regaining consciousness.

A while ago, the young master of the Ge family woke up suddenly, and the whole family was relieved for a while, but the young master turned his sexuality completely as if possessed by an evil spirit. He was violent and cruel in the daytime, and licentious in the night!At first, the servants only thought that the young master was overwhelmed by anger, and blindly indulged him, but the situation after that was really worrying.

The young master became weaker and weaker, he hardly had any energy during the day, his face was sickly and pale, and at night he was still sensual.In the past few days, the young master has been drowsy during the day, only breathing in and out, as if he is dying of illness, but at night he is alive and well.

This matter was very strange, and the servants talked about it in private, and naturally attributed him to ghosts and goblins. I don't know where Old Man Ge found out the name of Daoist Ziqing, so he brought a lot of money to find it.

After listening to his Xu Xu, I already understood in my heart that ghosts want to come and claim their lives directly, and they will not consume the Yang God like this. I am afraid that some extremely yin monsters are attached to the young man, sucking yang energy .If it's a demon, it's easier to talk, people's lifespan is not beneficial to the demon, and the demon is probably only for the yang energy of the kid from the Ge family.I belong to the same kind as that demon, when the time comes to persuade him, give him some magic tools for storing yang, and this matter will be settled.

Thinking of this, I have a bit of self-confidence.

"The little demon is just causing trouble, Mr. Ge just needs to rest assured, Pindao has his own way."

"Naturally...Ziqing Taoist priest has strong Taoism, and he will definitely be able to subdue that monster!"

When I heard that Ge Lao mentioned the word "monster", I felt annoyed, and I felt a little unhappy in my heart. I didn't want to speak, so I closed my eyes and took a rest.

"Dead fox, get out!" The fluffy tail scratched the nose, itching unbearably, I tried to swipe away, but was caught by a pair of warm and jade hands.

When I opened my eyes, I saw the Taoist priest standing in front of me, but the Taoist priest was disheveled, and his Taoist robe was covered with a layer of dust.

"How dare you fucking break into my dream!" I jumped up, and threw a hand at his throat, and he let go of his hand and dodged in a hurry.I barely brushed the stinky Taoist priest's Taoist robe with my hand, but it stirred up countless dust, which made me cough violently.

"This is called self-indulgence! Haha..." The stinky Taoist said mockingly, but gently stroked my back with his hand to comfort me.

I squinted at him and said, "Where did you get all this dust?"

"Why did you wink at that little girl?"

The Taoist's unreasonable words stopped me. I thought for a while before I remembered the Tonghui teahouse. I looked up at the stinky Taoist and smiled, "Aren't you jealous?"

I thought he would be somewhat uncomfortable, but unexpectedly the man was extremely thick-skinned, and said with a flattering smile: "Of course I'm jealous, I remember to warn you."

"I'm not pushing my own face."

"That's not OK."

"cut!"

The smelly Taoist took me into his arms, I only struggled a little, and when he tightened his circle, I let go of my strength and leaned on him.

"It's inconvenient to do things, so I have to meet you in a dream to relieve the pain of lovesickness." The stinky Taoist priest was clearly not real, but I still couldn't help being moved, and I didn't want to care too much, so I turned around and gave a kiss .

"Not at this time, I still have important things to do, next time I will feed the little mouth under you, so that you can't get out of bed."

The stinking Taoist uttered obscene words but did not change his face, and Lao Tzu was also serious and honest, kicking him out of his dream when he was not prepared.When I woke up, the old man was calling me, and it turned out that I had arrived at Gejiazhuang.

After getting out of the carriage, the stinky fox also chased after him, his face was so ashamed and funny, I stared at it suspiciously, and a ridiculous thought floated in my mind.That stinky Taoist priest is attached to this dead fox, right?After thinking about it, I started laughing, if that stinky Taoist priest was tossed about by me like this, how could he spare me so easily in my dream, he is a beast who must take revenge!

Maybe it was me who smiled strangely, but the old man Ge asked in a flustered expression, "Daoist Ziqing, what's wrong?"

I hastily corrected my expression, shook my head, and signaled him to lead the way to the Ge family mansion.