This monster loves to play tricks

The author has something to say: There is some broth in the last paragraph of the article

But there are more than 1000 words

Hahahaha

The next chapter will be braised pork

Uh

I plan to finish with 6.5 words

The last episode will tell about their past lives

Anyway, they didn't guess right before.

Hehe

The largest restaurant in Ping'an City—Jin Yu Lou, was originally a place for diners to eat quietly, but today someone started a conversation, and everyone interrupted one after another.

"I heard that the Taoist priest is accompanied by a spirit fox, whose white hair is shining with silver light. It must be a spiritual creature in the sky. You haven't seen the wisdom and clarity in its eyes, it is clearly understood by human nature. It is expected that the Taoist priest is not a god descended from the sky, but must also be an expert from other places."

"Exactly! I don't know when that one fox entered our Ping'an City. If you are lucky enough to see its beauty, it will be the blessing of the third generation."

"Hahahaha, absurd! What they said today is all hearsay, and it's not true at all. You are so obsessed, but you are just another charlatan!"

"What do you know! I heard that Qing Daoist's face is like peach blossoms, his eyebrows are like daisy, his eyes are like cold stars, and his lips are like red cherry blossoms. Liu Yan'er, the most popular oiran in our city, is probably not half as good as him." The speaker said. , as if his throat was dry and tight, he picked up a cup of tea and drank it down in one gulp, his eyes were full of lustful light.

"Hmph! I'm afraid it's not true, it's just a random guess, and you haven't seen it with your own eyes." This person's words attracted a lot of echoes.

"I was lucky enough to see Daoist Ziqing's demeanor once." The speaker looked proud, surrounded by tranquility, and cast his eyes on him, and the envious eyes made him even more proud, "That Taoist is really good. She has a romantic appearance, but there is a bit of fairy charm in that chic figure, I am afraid that ordinary people will not be able to take their eyes away when they look at it."

"Hehe! Then why are you willing to look away?!"

"Hmph, mediocre people, I don't bother arguing with you. If I see you someday, you will understand."

"I'm afraid you haven't seen it at all, and you're just following what others say."

"You! You obviously can't eat grapes but say grapes are sour!"

"Hmph! No matter how beautiful he looks, he is still a man, not to mention a Taoist priest. Where can he be charming and charming?"

The waiters in that shop were all discerning, seeing these rich men were jealous and thick-necked, they were about to make a scene, thinking that the shop would inevitably suffer damage, they hurriedly came out and huddled around among everyone.It's just that a few of them couldn't listen to the advice, and a few people behind them made a noise, and those who didn't like it on both sides were encouraged, they patted the table, stood up quickly, and they were about to move their hands.

Seeing this, the shopkeeper hurriedly left his abacus and walked out of the counter.

"Gentlemen, calm down. A Taoist priest lived in the shop a few days ago. I just wonder if it's the one you gentlemen are talking about."

As soon as these words came out, several eyes gathered together, staring at the shopkeeper and waiting for the next word.

"This Taoist master is indeed as the little brother said, like a fairy entering the mortal world. His aura is cold and elegant, so that people dare not peep at him, but his appearance is so romantic and charming. This kind of immortal demeanor is really irresistible. Those who have lost their souls, those frowns and smiles may eat away their bones..."

The shopkeeper seemed to recall the scene when he first met the Taoist priest as he spoke. He was so fascinated that those who listened to his words were anxious to see his face, and all of them swallowed their saliva and salivated very much.

"Shopkeeper, why don't you invite the Taoist leader down quickly? You just said that someone downstairs invited him to drink."

"Then please give me a altar of Shaoxing flower carvings from the shopkeeper." I jumped down from the railing with the dead fox in my arms, and sat down lightly in front of the man's table.

I blinked at the man with a smile on my face, and seeing the man staring at me dumbfounded, with his mouth wide open, his strange appearance made me laugh out loud.

"Hiss..." I slapped the fox on the head unceremoniously, glaring at it angrily, "Why bite me! You will definitely have good wine later."

It was quiet all around, as if I was holding my breath, I turned sideways and said angrily, "Second brother, why don't you go get me wine for the Daoist? The master said he wanted to buy me a drink, didn't you hear? "

"Ah..." The little girl suddenly came back to her senses, blushing and hurried to the back hall to get the wine.

I turned around and let the other party look at me generously with one hand supporting my head, and the other hand hid in the sleeve and tightly strangled the fox's neck. The bigger the smile on my face, the stronger the strength in my hands. Who let this little beast sneak up on me when I was not prepared? I!I didn't let go until the fox's limbs became weak.

"My humble name is Ziqing, I don't know what to call your Excellency?"

"In...under Luoyang City...Yang...Yang's family..."

I was furrowing my brows and cursing the little brother for his bad hands and feet, but I could smell the aroma of wine wafting from afar. It was sealed very well but couldn't stop the overflowing aroma. It was the little brother who was carrying the wine jar. come over.I stuck out my tongue and licked the corner of my lips. I couldn't wait to take the wine and hugged it in my arms. Holding the stinky fox, I jumped up to the second floor.

"Thanks... eh?"

"Yang family...Yang..."

"Thank you Mr. Yang for the fine wine." I hastily stopped him, turned around and went back to the room and slammed the door shut, blocking the sound of panting outside.

After a while, there was an uproar outside the house, but everyone never mentioned that Zi Qing Daoist again.

"Hahahaha, dead fox, see, if I don't leave, I'm afraid those mortals will hold their breath to death."

The fox rolled his eyes and rubbed against my arms. After getting along for many days, I no longer care about its subtle movements. Anyway, I can’t do without it when my body needs it. However, I feel a little uneasy in my heart. I feel that the breath of the dead fox on the bed is more and more like that stinky Taoist priest.I don't know if I was thinking too much, or if that dead fox is spiritual, he listened to my lewd words too much, and learned the bad habits of that stinky Taoist priest's bed.

A jar of wine went into the stomach in a short while, but half of it went into the fox's stomach, that little thing was very greedy for wine.I smelled a faint scent of wine wafting from outside the room, and I smiled at the fox with dazed eyes: "There is another good wine, guess what it is? Zhuyeqing?"

"The Taoist priest is really a wine fairy." The shopkeeper pushed open the door, and came in with a bamboo tube of Zhuyeqing in his hand, "This is for the old man to respect the Taoist priest."

"How do you know that I'm not a real wine master?" I saw the shopkeeper serving the wine respectfully, without any flattery, without any emotion on his face, his eyes were calm and clear.

I underestimated him. People who are too rational are not easy to be tempted. They are all too clear about what they want.

"I'm afraid the shopkeeper will have to work on me again."

"But as ordered."

"Happy!" I beckoned him to come over, and explained everything in his ear.

After saying that, I saw that the shopkeeper retreated to the side and did not intend to leave. I knew the reason, but I also wanted to tease him. I leaned on his chest and breathed into his ear, "What? Walk?"

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, staggered his body, and stood peacefully. I suddenly felt bored, flattened my mouth, sat back at the table and said: "As long as this is done, I will naturally not break my promise." .”

"The old man will ask the Taoist priest."

Seeing the shopkeeper run away, I wrinkled my nose, picked up the fox, and asked, "Did I lose my charm?"

A stern warning flashed in the fox's eyes, and for a brief moment, I suddenly didn't take it seriously, thinking that I must have drunk too much and misread it.

This tube of Zhuyeqing is very refreshing, it is only such a small tube, naturally I can't share it with others, I raised my neck and gulped it down, looking at the dissatisfied fox with a smirk.Then the things in front of me shook, the wine... I only had time to think that the wine was brought by the shopkeeper, and the dead fox touched the bamboo tube before I opened it, and I couldn't think of anything else, so I poured it straight.

"Little slave, do you miss me?" The Taoist priest's bright eyes with a smile flashed in front of my eyes, making me dizzy for a while.

"think……"

fart!I obviously didn't answer like that, but why is my mouth so disobedient?

"Well……"

The gentle eyes suddenly burst into flames, ignited desire and sprayed the flames on my body, the burning inch by inch poured into the bone marrow through the skin, and penetrated into the heart, which seemed to be so full that it would jump out of the chest.

The face of the stinky Taoist priest slowly enlarged in front of my eyes. I closed my eyes and a kiss came as expected. Between my lips and teeth, the stinky Taoist priest's hand penetrated into my clothes and began to gently stroke my body.

It's so hot... It's like a flame is burning all over my body, it's really hot!

Those hands are cruising around the body like spirit snakes. The chest, nipples, waistline, lower abdomen, and the aroused jade pillar enjoy the softest caress everywhere, and the familiar touch makes the body tremble , swaying to cater to those hands.

The kiss was very sweet and deadly. The long, deep kiss almost made me suffocate. I clung tightly to the shoulder of the stinking Taoist priest. Every scene of the past flashed through my mind, and the body that tasted the essence was tightly pressed against him. .

"Um...ah..."

The smelly Taoist licked my earlobe, a smile slowly opened at the corner of his mouth, his eyes were dark like swirling swirls, deeply attracted me, and then he felt dizzy for a while.

"Yuqing, you want me." The smelly Taoist murmured softly, staring at my eyes without blinking, his eyes were no longer cold, I seemed to see obsession and greed in them, but I didn't know if it was him or Reflected me.

"Come in... um... come in!" I tore off his shirt with one hand, and penetrated into his belly with the other.

"Don't worry...it will hurt you..."

"Don't... um, nonsense! I let you in! Um..."

The fragile jade pillar under the abdomen was held by warm big hands, and a rush of numbness rushed from there to the top of the head and the soles of the feet, and I immediately groaned happily.Yuzhu was teased and rubbed, like drinking spring. .Like medicine, the medicinal properties immediately melted into the blood and flowed all over the body, no matter how many words were spoken, it was washed away into scattered groans, the little one below. .The hole also itched.

I hate the stinky Taoist's tricks every time he wants to get him, and he always has to wait until I can't wait to ask for mercy before I can get what I want.Gritting his teeth, he exchanged the pain for a little sobriety, "You... um... If you don't enter... ah... come on, I... um... just... I will hate you for the rest of my life... ah!"

The cold fingers began to rub the acupuncture point, the fingertips pressed the flower buds, rubbing and rubbing in a circular motion with great skill, my body trembled immediately.

"Little slave, spread your legs and spread them a little more, you are so beautiful here."

The stinky Taoist actually turned my body over and forced me to look at the slightly reddish cave that was ravaged by him.

I gasped for breath and went down. .I couldn't help moaning desperately because of the body turmoil. .Moaning, all the hunger, thirst, and emptiness in the past few months have all flowed to that place, so thick that it seems to be squeezed out of water.

Yuzhu was so hard that it hurt, and the body that was restrained could not move. I raised my head impatiently and put it around the stinky Taoist priest's neck. I gritted my teeth and said, "I want your big, thick thing to come in." Don't give up!

The stinky Taoist just opened my legs desperately, and his sinful hands circled the tight flesh that couldn't get inside. .The inner wall of the hole is lewd. .The sensual and charming wriggling contracted, trying hard to swallow the finger, but it was really futile.kinky. .The fluid flowed wantonly, as if crying and begging for favor.

"Damn it! Go into... ah! ah!"

I was entered unexpectedly, and the tight wall of the cave was stretched open. The pain caused me to scream immediately, and my fingers suddenly grabbed the stinky Taoist priest's back.

"Ah... ah... Ziqing... Ziqing..."

So good, so satisfying!The feeling of flying through the clouds and fog washed away all my sanity, and I closed my eyes to enjoy the pain and pleasure I hadn't experienced for a long time.

"Are you satisfied? Little slave? Are you happy?"

"Ah..." The words he opened his mouth were scattered by a deep thrust of his, leaving only a single tone.

He chuckled, and I felt ashamed, dissatisfied with being manipulated by him in this way, I tightened my flesh wall and bit his flesh tightly. .Great.

"Hiss..." The stinky Taoist slapped my butt, stopped and didn't move, "Little rascal!"

I twisted my waist to show my dissatisfaction, and the smelly Taoist smiled and grabbed my waist and began to twitch fiercely. .Send it up and fuck my ass hard.

"Ah...so comfortable...Ziqing...ah..."

I hugged the stinky Taoist priest and kissed passionately, swaying my buttocks to meet his impact, kinky. .The slutty body is penetrated, exaggerating the endless slutty and longing.

"Hmm... ah... ah..." The puchi puchi sound stimulated my body, almost making me explode with excitement.

The stinky Taoist was panting and humming, and fucked my asshole violently. All night, each other panted and kinky. .There are endless calls and copulation sounds.