Lang came on a bamboo horse: Qingmei, you lie down

"Let me tell you, today I met a slut at the job fair, and I was right behind him, do you know what he said?"

"Speaking ill of you?"

"How is it possible! He doesn't know me."

"Then why do you call someone a bitch?"

"The people in the company asked him to introduce himself briefly, and he started counting his titles in college, like pouring beans, how many years he has been the squad leader, how many years the party secretary, how many years, how many years, how many years, how many years, how many years, what president? Ah, how many times have you won the best, what, how many times, what, what, what pacesetter, damn it, I almost fell asleep listening to it behind, he is not finished yet."

"Oh, and then what?"

"Then it was my turn to introduce myself and I didn't know what to say..."

"What should I do?"

"Let me just say that my name is Su Yixia. I'm an undergraduate at J University and a master's student at X University. I haven't been an official or won any awards in the university. It's gone."

"You're obviously going against them. Why are you still like this? You're so easily influenced."

"Actually, I regretted it after I finished speaking, but think about it again, the one in front of me is so powerful, this company will definitely not record me, so let's say it."

"Don't be like this in the future. Be careful with what you say. No wonder no one wants you. Your attitude is too arrogant."

"Got it... Hey, my phone is ringing, wait a minute."

"Ah."

Su Yixia put the phone on the coffee table, then ran to look through her coat, while Gu Zisheng waited patiently with her mobile phone in the company's tea room.

2 minute later.

"Zi Sheng! I've been hired! Damn! I just said that my academic qualifications sound so gorgeous, how could I not be used! I, Su Yixia, finally have a bright future! Ahhh! Zi Sheng! Zi Sheng! I'm not You're a vagrant!"

"..." Gu Zisheng moved the phone five centimeters away, but he could still hear Su Yixia's random yelling.

"Gu Zisheng?"

"exist."

"I'll treat you to dinner tonight."

If I remember correctly, what you have in hand is my salary minus the rent minus the living expenses and food expenses for most of the month, the few hundred dollars left.But Gu Zisheng didn't say that, just agreed with a light smile.

Because they wanted to help Gu Zisheng go to work to save time, so Gu Zisheng and Su Yixia moved out from home this month and rented a small single room near the subway station. The small single room is really small, with a double bed, a computer desk, and a Wardrobe, a sofa, there is really no space to move around.

When Gu Zisheng first moved in, he felt a little guilty. He always felt that Su Yixia had suffered a lot. On the contrary, Su Yixia, who had been pursuing enjoyment, was extremely satisfied. He happily pasted wallpaper on the wall and said excitedly: "I knew there was such a thing as a single room, we read it." When I was in research, I didn’t live in the one-bedroom-one-living room, which could save one-third of the money.”

When he was about to get off work, Gu Zisheng received another call from Su Yixia. The young master said embarrassedly: "I just found out that there is no money in my wallet. In order to avoid a repeat of the tragedy, let's eat at home. At worst, I will help you today."

Gu Zisheng couldn't help laughing.

Back home, as soon as Gu Zisheng opened the door, Su Yixia rushed forward. Gu Zisheng was about to lament that the person who found a job is enthusiastic, but found that Su Yixia didn't rush at him, but at his feet...

"Come in quickly! Close the door! It's going to run away!" Su Yixia half-kneeled on the ground, grabbed it with both hands, and finally trapped a certain creature in his hands when it was about to escape.

"What is it?" Gu Zisheng helped Su Yixia up, looked into his hands, and asked amusedly, "Why did you buy this thing?"

"It's only five yuan each, buy one get one free." Su Yixia said, "It's pretty cute anyway, let's buy it for decoration."

Gu Zisheng supported his forehead and said, "Xia Xia, this thing sells for two yuan a piece everywhere..."

Su Yixia snorted, put the emerald green little turtle, which was not much bigger than a coin, into the small fish tank to join its companions, and then said depressedly: "I told you earlier, I ordered four at once..."

"This kind of tortoise will grow very big in the future. How can you raise so many of them?"

"Just...it depends on the situation. If it's really not good, stew it."

"Okay, that's what you said, I'm going to stew you when the time comes, don't cry and make noise."

"Hey, you won't be so cruel, will you?"

"Nonsense." Gu Zisheng changed his clothes, rolled up his sleeves and went to the stove to wash vegetables. Su Yixia leaned over like a dog, wagging his tail and said, "Oh, for the sake of finding a job today, don't scold me." me."

Gu Zisheng kissed Su Yixia on the nose, and said, "I'm not willing to scold you."

Su Yixia kissed back, then took over the work from Gu Zisheng, and carefully washed the tomatoes. Gu Zisheng was beating eggs beside him, and asked, "Didn't you go to the job fair? Why did you get accepted right away, so you don't need to interview again?"

"It's not the one at the job fair, it's the company I interviewed the day before yesterday. I didn't hear from you yesterday and thought it was dirty again. Tsk tsk, I didn't realize until I met that bitch today. Whether or not I can find a job is entirely a matter of character, you see He has a lot of titles, but he wants to struggle among the unemployed, unlike me, everyone loves him, and he can solve it easily."

Gu Zisheng sneered, and said: "I don't know who couldn't find a job before and lost his temper with the whole family like a child."

"Who? Me?"

"No, it's a little turtle."

"Screw you."

"what time to start work?"

"Go to training next week, and then try it out for two months." After finishing speaking, Su Yixia was a little indignant: "It depends on my aptitude, I still need a trial run? Evil capitalist."

Gu Zisheng comforted him: "It's okay, it's just right, if you don't like it, you can fire the boss as soon as the probationary period is over."

Su Yixia hummed resolutely, and after a while he hesitated and whispered: "Let's say goodbye, I found it after a lot of effort, I've got job fair phobia, if I can, I don't want to get close to that place in my life kind of place."

When eating, Su Yixia dug out old newspapers and put them on the coffee table, then set up two small benches, Gu Zisheng brought the dishes over and said with satisfaction: "I find that you are living more and more decently now. At that time, you only knew to lie on the sofa and wait for dinner."

"Oh, I can't help it, life is forcing me." Su Yixia shrugged, and then said to the small fish tank next to him, "Is it? Big Gu Xiao Gu?"

The corner of Gu Zisheng's mouth twitched, and he asked, "What do you call them?"

"Big Gu and little Gu, big Sheng and little Sheng."

"..."

"Time to eat!"

In the end, at Gu Zisheng's insistence, the names of the four turtles were changed to Dasu, Xiaosu, Dagu and Xiaogu, and they bought another fish tank that night and brought them back separately, Dasu and Dagu. Live together, Xiao Su and Xiao Gu live together.

Because Gu Zisheng's work often uses a computer, and there is no TV in the house, Su Yixia has nothing to do at night, so she can only play with the turtles and take them out for a race.The speed of the tortoise's crawling was much faster than Su Yixia's reaction speed, and all four of them ran away and disappeared in no time. Su Yixia had to lie on the ground and spend the whole night looking for them one by one.

Therefore, every time Gu Zisheng looked up tired from typing, he could always see Su Yixia lying on the bedside with a vegetable leaf, coaxing a certain pet hidden inside: "Hey, Dad will give you some vegetables, can you come out?" Okay? The bottom of the bed is very dirty, Dad just took a bath for you, don't be disobedient..."

Once Gu Zisheng finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said to Su Yixia: "Xia Xia, if you call yourself a mother, take a look, it might come out."

Su Yixia was really furious, got up and walked to Gu Zisheng's side, opened his mouth and stuffed vegetables into it regardless of his struggle and begging for mercy.

On the weekend, Su Yixia and Gu Zisheng went to the shopping mall. They walked around the men's clothing section and felt that their wallets were too stressful, so they decided to go to the supermarket area. Just as Su Yixia was about to take the elevator downstairs, Su Yixia suddenly caught sight of a familiar figure.

"Teacher Su?" Su Yixia pulled Gu Zisheng back and asked, "Am I not mistaken? That's Teacher Su, right?"

Gu Zisheng squinted his eyes and said, "Yes."

"Is he arguing with someone?"

In the smoking area not far from the elevator, Su Zi was talking angrily, and the man standing next to him was carrying two bags, and answered a few words from time to time not convinced.

"Are you going to help? Is there any trouble?"

"...That's not called a quarrel, okay? Don't you think he's swearing?" Gu Zisheng observed for a long time and came to a conclusion.

"That's right. But, cursing people in big shopping malls... What kind of hobby is he doing?" Su Yixia felt baffled.

After Su Zi finished cursing, he waved his hands and left, the man behind caught up with him in two steps, grabbed his arm and murmured to explain, Su Yixia groaned, and said, "Are you going to do something?"

"Not like."

"Then we should go there or not..." Su Yixia was very distressed. It was a joyful thing to meet the teacher he hadn't seen for a long time, but...

Su Zi looked very angry, she slapped the man's hand away and walked towards this side, Su Yixia couldn't dodge in time, and was bumped into him.

"Su... Teacher..."

Su Zi stopped, frowned and sized up the two people in front of her, before saying, "Su Yixia? Gu Zisheng?"

Gu Zisheng laughed dryly and said, "Teacher Su has a really good memory."

The man behind also chased after him, and anxiously said as he walked, "Honey, listen to me, I really have nothing to do with that woman..."

Su Yixia and Gu Zisheng looked at each other, while lowering their heads and pretending not to hear.

Su Zi gritted her teeth, turned her head and said, "Who are you? I don't know you. I must have misunderstood you."

Qi Qia looked at Su Zi, then at the embarrassed Su Yixia and Gu Zisheng, and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, I misidentified you, I'm sorry..."

"Well, Teacher Su, I... we'll go down first, if you're still busy..."

"I'm not busy." Su Zi cleared his throat, resumed his serious appearance as a teacher, and said, "Long time no see, let me treat you to a meal."

Qi Qia at the side showed a sad expression, Su Yixia quickly waved his hands knowingly: "No, no, we just ate."

Su Zi turned around and glared at Qi Qia, and said angrily, "I don't know you anymore, what are you still doing here?"

Qi Qia sighed in frustration and said, "Then... I'll wait for you over there." Then he walked away slowly.

Su Yixia took out her mobile phone and said, "Mr. Su, please give me your mobile phone. We will come out and get together next time we have a chance."

After exchanging numbers, Su Yixia pulled Gu Zisheng up and moved to the elevator: "Then Teacher Su, goodbye! You are busy with your work, we will not bother you."