talking towel

Mike fell to the ground, and he cried out in a voice like He He, "Oh, it hurts to death."

"Are you sure you... don't want to take a look?" He He stared at him, with a trace of coldness and coercion in his eyes.

Looking at He He's expression, Qiu Feng swallowed a mouthful of saliva.Don't look away and pouted: "Just look. Whoever is afraid of whom."

On Thursday, Qiufeng arrived at the designated hospital early.He saw the rush of people at the registration office and sighed.He thought that if He He had not made an appointment for him in advance, he might not be able to get in even after queuing up until the afternoon.

After a while, he heard his name called "Convulsion" in the auscultation room.

"Your sister, convulsion!" Qiu Feng immediately broke into the door when he heard the sound, and the noise made everyone outside the door jump.

"What's your name?" The doctor lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly, looking at his medical records.The doctor looks very young, with a straight nose.Qiu Feng looked at the name tag on his chest——Liu Qin, the name was quite nice.

"You don't know how to see it yourself?" Qiu Feng said impatiently.

"age?"

"It's being written."

"gender?"

"Have you ever seen such a pure man?" Qiu Feng really felt that the other party's question was an insult to his IQ.He thought to himself: [This doctor is mentally disabled] Could it be that he deliberately bullied him like everyone else.

"Oh, why is your voice so high, are you pretending?" Liu Qin didn't even look up, just glanced at him from the corner of his head, and uttered the most venomous words.

"My voice is so high! You are the only one who pretends. Your whole family is pretending." Qiu Feng was so angry that he immediately began to scold.

"Oh, what's your problem?" Liu Qin didn't change his face under such abuse, as if he didn't take Qiufeng seriously at all.

"I—hear things talking around me."

"Oh."

"Oh, your sister?! Give me an explanation."

"Have you been overtired lately?"

"No."

"Love lost?"

"No."

"Delusional disorder?"

"No! You are delusional!"

"Have you ever taken drugs?"

"Your sister only takes drugs! Does your whole family take drugs?!"

"Smoking marijuana and other drugs can cause people to have various hallucinations and auditory hallucinations..." The doctor explained, "Is the sex life fulfilling?"

"Sex your sister's life?! I said just now that I'm not in a relationship. How can I get a sex life?! I'm a high school student. Is there any reason? I didn't have it for the first time. Is there any?"

"Have you never had any experience?" Although Liu Qin just wanted to say that he had never had any experience in love, it sounded strange to Qiu Feng's ears.

"None of your business?!" Qiu Feng almost exploded with anger.

"I'm just asking about the patient's living conditions. Please cooperate." Liu Qin didn't change his face.

"Enough!! Doctor, I don't want to read it." Qiu Feng became angry and propped up the table.

"Wait." The doctor suddenly stopped Qiu Feng who was about to slam the door and leave, "Don't get excited, just wipe off your sweat. Tell me—what is this towel talking about." The doctor said, and handed a towel to autumn wind.Qiufeng took it and was stunned for a while:

"He said your name is Liu Qin. It's, it's—"

Qiufeng choked up here, and his face flushed all of a sudden.

"What is it?" Liu Qin looked at him with a smile, a little playful in his eyes.

"You're fucking gay!!!" Qiu Feng blushed, slammed the door and rushed out after saying this.He knocked over many people and staggered out of the hospital.

Liu Qin looked at him and was taken aback for a moment.After a long time, the corners of his mouth formed an arc, and he smiled faintly and shook his head.

The author has something to say: Xinkeng, I want to write more easily =3=

The second towel is talking again!

Qiu Feng returned home from the hospital in a hurry, his head was blinded with anger all the way.When he got home, he found that he was actually grabbing the towel that Dr. Liu Qin handed him.

"It's not good, I just brought it back like this." Qiu Feng shook the towel and spat non-stop, "It's so disgusting, that faggot. Ouch, it's so disgusting, who knows if there are any AIDS bacteria on it .”

Unexpectedly, the towel spoke immediately, and the voice was exactly the same as that perverted doctor named Liu Qin: "Don't shake it, I don't have germs."

"You, you, why are you talking again!!" Qiu Feng yelled at the towel.Seeing him like this, Qiuqiu quickly shrank to the side.

"I am the towel that the owner Liu Qin often uses. He usually just wipes his face and hands, but he never lets patients use it. Don't worry, there are no bacteria." Liu Towel explained very calmly.

Qiufeng wants to complain again, I only heard that pets and their owners have similar personalities, but I have never heard of towels talking to their owners in a virtuous manner. This kind of speaking style, which is exactly the same as Liu Qin, sounds very pretentious in Qiufeng and sick. "Who would believe you!"

"Believe it or not, I'm clean," Towel said solemnly.

"I vomit." Qiu Feng burst into fury, "It's okay, since you are clean, I won't throw you away. Use it as a rag!" After Qiu Feng finished speaking, he threw it on the stove.There was a sound of "Ah——" Liu towel fell on the lid of the pot.

"How dare you treat me like this?! When I tell Liu Qin, he will not make it easier for you."

"Can Liu Qin hear you too?!" Qiu Feng asked back.

"Well." The towel was stunned for a moment, "...Actually, he can't hear it. He doesn't have this ability like you."

"Cut, what's the point? Anyway, I'm sick." Qiu Feng said as if to despise himself.

"Well, you are right. Ordinary humans can't hear us. I think you should be a certain kind of case that Liu Qin often encounters—paranoia." Towel speculated calmly.

"Are you delusional?! You dead towel! If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I will tear you apart." Qiu Feng pulled the towel to the limit while talking.Towel knew that he was in a state of rampage, and he would definitely do what he said, so he hurriedly begged for forgiveness tactfully: "Okay, please calm down. I'm sorry."

"This is decent~" Qiufeng felt as if he had won, and tilted his nose triumphantly, "Okay, I see you have performed well. I won't use you as a rag, let's make you a foot cloth." Qiufeng hung Liu towel on the Next to their own towels.

The original towel was not awakened by this movement, and seemed to be sleeping.

Qiufeng didn't have the energy to take care of them anymore.I walked to my bedroom alone, and my parents didn't come back today, so the room was extremely silent.Occasionally, he would hear something talking, which made him no longer as lonely as before.

Qiufeng lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling.He heard the pillow say "Ouch, crush me, crush me," in the same voice as his, and he had to ignore it.I couldn't bear it anymore, so I hit the pillow twice, and it was quiet.

He looked at the ceiling and thought to himself: Hearing things talk will eventually make people feel shabby and restless.This disease still needs to be cured.But as soon as he recalled that Dr. Liu Qin during the day, he felt a little nauseous, and really didn't want to see that person again.

"It's useless to think too much, let's go to sleep." He fell asleep again in the background sound of the item's words.

The scorching sun was in the sky, and it was noon.Qiu Feng and He He are sitting in the school broadcasting room.

"This episode of Campus Voice is hosted by me He He and Qiu Feng. Thank you for listening. Finally, I will play a song xxxx for you..."

He He reported the last act, and this ended today's broadcast.

"Huh—" Qiufeng lay down on the table.

"What happened today? You didn't say a few words." He He asked Qiufeng.

"Ouch—you don't know, from the beginning of the broadcast. This microphone has been talking to me with your voice. It's annoying me to death. How can I host the broadcast."

"So that's the case. I went to see a doctor yesterday, didn't it help?" He He said.

"Don't mention it, that psychiatrist. It's only because I saw him that he was sick, and he actually asked me if I was on drugs or if my sex life was not satisfactory?"

"Huh? Is that so?" He He suddenly had a strange look in his eyes.

"Is it possible that you think that your cousin's psychiatrist is not reliable at all." Qiu Feng complained.

He He paused thoughtfully for a while, then slowly said: "I don't think so - Qiu Feng, you are too rough, maybe you should try to calm down and listen to the people around you and what they are saying .”

"Hmm..." Qiu Feng felt as if he had been taught a lesson, and was startled, and was about to refute, thinking that after all, introducing the doctor was He He's concern, and he really shouldn't repay kindness with complaints.Only then said: "Okay, I got it. Brother Xiaocao."

He He turned his head away, stood up with his back to him, and walked out without saying anything.

He He left, leaving Qiu Feng alone in the empty recording studio.

"Cut, what's the big deal." Qiu Feng uttered such a sentence, he didn't know whether he was complaining about the paralyzed He He or the doctor Liu Qin.He was very upset, and there were many things spinning in his mind: why did he hear the voices of those things, why did those voices sound so familiar, did he really suffer from paranoia as Liu Qin said.

Qiufeng looked at the microphone in front of him in a daze. He clearly remembered that He He's voice was talking to him from the microphone just now, but because the human voice and music were too noisy during the broadcast, he couldn't hear what it was saying at all.Qiufeng suddenly remembered what He He said just now—【You should listen carefully to what they are saying】

Qiu Feng opened his eyes wide and started staring at the microphone.Sure enough, he seemed to hear something again.He He's voice came from the microphone: "Didn't you just say that He He is amazing?"

"Huh? Yes." Qiufeng responded reflexively.

"He He is nothing special, he doesn't speak much, and it's nothing