talking towel

"Talking Towel" Author: Octopus

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Fried hair subject high school student [Qiu Feng] one day when he was taking a bath, he heard his own towel talking human words, and thought he had lost his nerve.

He was recommended by a friend to go to the Department of Psychology for consultation, but he was unlucky enough to meet a poisonous and arrogant doctor [Liu Qin].

However, Liu Qin's towel, which was accidentally brought home from the hospital, also talked to Qiufeng, telling about Liu Qin's affairs, which made Qiufeng go crazy every day.Can he get rid of the towel talking dream?

…The story of Fried Hair Shou, Black Belly Gong and the Talking Towel.

Octopus reader q group number: 83498296

Content tags: urban love, happiness, friends, special liking, errands

Search keywords: Protagonist: Qiu Feng, Liu Qin┃Supporting role: He He┃Others: Towel

The first towel speaks!

"Fucking, the host of the show is pretty good~~~"

As soon as Qiu Feng walked out of the school's broadcasting room, before he reached the door of his own classroom, he heard a sharp voice behind him.

"You're the only one who has convulsions!! Who dares to call me convulsions!" He turned his head violently and stared at them.

"Let's just talk about you. Little convulsion." Those were some boys who were the foremen.The one in front had a particularly vicious smile.

"Say it again, dare you say it again, see if I don't break your neck?!" Qiu Feng continued to curse.

"Hahahaha, Convulsion Convulsion—you Convulsion" laughter echoed all over the school corridor.

Even though Qiu Feng was full of anger, grinning his teeth and stomping his feet, he couldn't stop the people laughing at him in front of him - they held their stomachs and laughed while pointing at him, and their smiles became more exaggerated, as if they were afraid that others would not hear them.The posture of Qiufeng's fur is like a cat whose tail has been stepped on. The hairs all over the body stand up, and the tail also has bristles.

"You guys are fucking cheating!"

Qiufeng's real name is Lianqiufeng, and I don't know who gave him the nickname Convulsion in the first place. Before he knew it, the whole class and even the classmates in the neighboring class began to gather around him to laugh and bully him.Every time they laughed at him, Qiu Feng would curse back furiously, and every verbal battle was staged fiercely, almost becoming his daily routine.

However, only Qiufeng himself will never understand the reason why he is being ridiculed—maybe it should be said that this is his gravity and charm.His excessive and strong reaction made those who love to bully him try it repeatedly.They enjoy it and can't stop.

"Today is really fucking cheating." After school, Qiu Feng returned home.Just kick the running shoes, one flew to the shoe rack, and the other almost hit the cat ball at home.Qiuqiu meowed and dodged away.

Today, no mother responded to Qiufeng's complaints. It seems that they are all on business trips again.Qiufeng is just a sophomore in high school with mediocre grades. His parents are both civil servants and they often don’t return home. After a long time, Qiufeng gets used to being lonely. Sometimes he thinks happily——No one reminds me to do my homework or order me to do housework. Is it quite free?

"Who cares about you guys. Stupid..." He pouted and said to himself.

"Meow~" Qiuqiu rubbed against his trouser leg and called.

"You dare to laugh at me?!" Qiu Feng frowned again.

"Meow meow~" Qiuqiu pulled his trouser legs with his claws.

Only then did Qiufeng realize that Qiuqiu was just hungry, and poured cat food into its food bowl.

"You eat, I'm going to take a shower." Qiufeng said to it, "Don't come in and peep!"

"La la la la la ~" Qiu Feng hummed a ditty while wiping his back with a towel, pretending to be complacent.

"Hey, the kid is in good shape. Oh, oh, it's really comfortable." Suddenly, an uncle's voice came, and Qiu Feng trembled in fright, almost jumping up.

"Who?! Who's talking!!" He turned around abruptly, and scanned the surroundings of the small bathroom.But no one could be seen.

Qiu Feng carefully wrapped the towel around his lower body, and tiptoed cautiously to the bathroom door.Pull open the door and look out - the corridor is empty, without any figure.

"No, it can't be a ghost." Qiufeng felt a chill stand up.He was most afraid of ghosts and ghosts since he was a child.In the past, when his father told him ghost stories, he would scare him so much that he dared not go to the bathroom at night.Even now in high school, nothing has changed.As a boy, he was afraid of ghosts and timid, which also became one of the reasons why he was teased at school.

He looked around quietly for a long time, but there was no movement in the corridor or other rooms.He patted his head, thinking he was just hallucinating.Just as he was about to turn around, another sound rang clearly in his ear.

"The body is well developed, and it's quite strong here. Just can you please wrap me in x's head? I'm not underwear. You need to know... There are a lot of bacteria on x's head."

This time Qiufeng heard clearly.An uncle's voice spoke inexplicable and extremely obscene lines.Qiufeng looked around again, yelling "There is a ghost!!" Wrapped in a towel to cover his private parts, he ran around all the rooms, and almost raised the phone to call the police.He moved too much in a hurry, and when he got up, the towel between his private parts slipped to the floor, and his private parts were immediately exposed, completely exposed by the chilly air.

"Ah, fortunately there is no one in the room." Qiu Feng slowly picked up the towel from the ground while spitting out.It was also at this moment that he finally found the place where the voice came from.

"Oh my god, the fall hurt me to death." The uncle's voice said so.The sound— definitely came from the towel.

Qiu Feng was startled, and threw the towel on the ground: "Ghost, is there a ghost in this towel?!"

"Ouch—don't throw it away! What if my old bones are rotten?" the uncle said in a loud voice.

"Ghost——" Qiu Feng yelled while rushing towards the door.

However, the moment he pushed the door open, he heard the voice from the door again: "Don't push so hard, it will break!" When he ran out to put on the slippers, the slippers actually said: "Hey, put your Wipe your feet clean before sticking them in!!"

Crazy, the world is crazy.Everything in the room was bewitched and started talking—that's what Qiu Feng thought at the time.Thinking he was having a nightmare, he could only rush to his bedroom.He fell directly on the bed, trying to make himself fall asleep quickly.This way you can wake up and dream.

The surrounding sounds didn't stop for a long time, until he became unconscious and fell asleep.

The next day, the alarm woke Qiufeng from his sleep.He opened his eyes suddenly and drew the curtains, the sun hurt his eyes.He looked around the room again, but he could no longer hear those strange voices from last night.

"This dream is really weird." Qiufeng shook his head and began to put on his clothes.

After waking up from the nightmare, everything became clear.He didn't expect that the real story was about to begin.

Qiufeng came to the school early today, bought instant noodles and went to the studio directly without going through the cafeteria at noon.Just because there was a school broadcast at noon today.He thought that there would be no one in the studio, but he saw another announcer sitting inside - He He.The relationship between the two of them is neither bad nor good, it should be said that they have no friendship at all.He He looked a little paralyzed in Qiufeng's eyes.

"Morning..." Qiufeng greeted him, but He He just turned his head to look at him, but didn't make a sound.

"What do you mean?! I told you that you didn't even say a word?!" Qiu Feng immediately frowned.And He He still ignored him.Qiu Feng continued to raise his voice: "Bel Canto and Beauty School Grass Brother, you don't have to do this if you look down on me."

"You're annoying." He He just said this coldly, then turned his head to face the computer.

"You—" Qiu Feng was excited and was about to pick up the microphone and smash it on his head.At this moment, the strange thing happened again, he heard a man's voice in his ear. "Hey, wait. Calm down."

This was exactly He He's voice, Qiu Feng was startled, he thought to himself why He He spoke.With his previous personality, no matter what happened, he would not say a word.Qiu Feng stared at his back, and asked in surprise: "Huh? What did you say?"

From this angle, He He has always turned his back to Qiu Feng, seeing that he has not moved at all.Most people would turn their heads when they spoke, but He He turned his back to him when talking.

"Where are you looking, over here—over here." Qiu Feng heard another call.He found the source of the sound, which was the microphone in front of his desk.

"What did you say?!" Qiu Feng immediately questioned Mike in front of him.He couldn't believe that the situation in yesterday's nightmare reappeared, and it actually continued into reality.

"Don't be so excited, your saliva is spraying on my head." The microphone said calmly.

"Oh my god, I'm so damned alive. Mike can talk." Qiufeng said it directly, and turned around to pat He He on the shoulder, "Did you hear that?"

"..." He He sighed, and then slowly replied, "Are you having a convulsion?"

"You are the convulsion?! Even you call me convulsion?!" Qiu Feng immediately stood up.

"In the end what happened?"

"Can you believe it? I've been hearing things talking around me since yesterday, first it was towels, slippers, the door—today I heard the microphone talking to me."

He He suddenly changed his face, and looked at him seriously: "Qiufeng, you can see a psychiatrist. I have a cousin who is the chief physician of the psychiatric clinic—I can introduce you."

"Asshole, you're just going to see a psychiatrist!" Qiufeng couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Mike and threw it on He He's head.Unexpectedly, he dodged leisurely.