Are you straight guys like this?

The next day, Ye Li still got up from the bed on time at 06:30 and was about to get out of bed when he suddenly heard rustling noises from the next door. He looked over sleepily and found that Xiaopang was already fully dressed and sitting on the bed.

He subconsciously glanced out the window. It didn't rain today. Although the sky was cloudy and windy, there was no sun.

The sun did not rise in the west.

Lin Feipeng, who spends 10 minutes just getting up on weekdays, is really promising today.

The two beds were next to each other, and when they went down the ladder together, Ye Li asked in a low voice, "Little Fatty, why did you get up so early today?"

Xiaopang said concisely: "Today I have a task."

Ye Li: "?"

He reacted.

It should be that there are too many tasks to review today.

Seeing that Xiaopang's hands and feet were so agile, Ye Li also speeded up. The two of them went into the bathroom to wash up. When they came out, Ye Li smelled a refreshing fragrance of laundry detergent.

He raised his head, and there was Shen Shi standing outside the door. Just as Shen Shi looked away from Xiaopang, his slightly indifferent eyebrows and eyes raised slightly: "What's going on with Lin Feipeng?"

It turned out that Shen Shi was also shocked by Xiaopang.

Ye Li suppressed a smile: "The exam is coming soon, so be nervous."

"Ye Li."

The two were still talking, but Xiaopang, who had already put on his shoes, turned his head and looked over, urging: "Hurry up, let's go."

Not daring to delay any longer, Ye Li hurried over, quickly changed his shoes and carried his schoolbag, before leaving, he nodded to Shen Shi who had just come out of the bathroom, before he even had time to say anything, he was urged to go downstairs by Xiaopang.

After seven o'clock, the whole dormitory building just woke up from a deep sleep.

Students who got up early passed by on the stairs. The lights in the dark stairwell were not turned on. Everyone took advantage of the dim lights in the corridor to go downstairs quickly and familiarly.

There were many people around him, Ye Li took out his mobile phone and saw Shen Shi's letter.

- which cafeteria to go to?

He asked Xiaopang: "Xiaopang, which cafeteria shall we go to?"

"I'm not going to the cafeteria anymore," Xiaopang said. "There's an egg-filled biscuit shop at the South Gate that's really delicious. Let's go buy egg-filled biscuits."

It turns out that I got up so early today to eat egg-filled pancakes.

Ye Li hastily replied to Shen Shi's text message: [I'm not going to eat in the cafeteria today, I'm going to the south gate to buy egg-filled biscuits, do you want some?I'll bring you one. ]

It was quiet for a few seconds at the other end. The south gate was a distance away from the teaching building of the Department of Finance, and it took 10 minutes to go back and forth.

Shen Shi: [No need. ]

Shen Shi: [I'm going to the cafeteria. ]

Ye Li turned off his cell phone, followed by a group of people rushing out of the dormitory building, the dorm manager downstairs was eating breakfast leisurely, steamed stuffed bun with soy milk, it smelled very fragrant.

Xiaopang sneaked up to him at some point and asked him, "What's the matter, who's the news?"

"Shen Shi," Ye Li replied, "Ask us if we're going to the cafeteria."

"Ah? Really?" Xiaopang was taken aback, remorseful and apologetic: "I... I knew we would go to the cafeteria too."

Ye Li glanced at the cafeteria in front of him: "Then shall we go now?"

Fatty: "..."

His face froze, and he suddenly sighed, looking very disappointed: "Okay, anyway, there are egg-filled pancakes every day."

Ye Li was taken aback: "Let's just eat egg pancakes."

looks very tasty.

Xiaopang hesitated to speak: "Then you and Shen Shi?"

"Me and Shen Shi?" Ye Li didn't know, so: "What happened to me and Shen Shi?"

"The two of you are boyfriends after all, otherwise you should have dinner together, and I can buy egg-filled pancakes by myself," Xiaopang said.

Ye Li laughed: "What's the matter?"

He didn't take it seriously, "My relationship with Shen Shi is not... Cough, it's not as clingy as you imagined."

Still not clingy?

I used to stick together every day when I was not in a relationship, but now that I have a relationship, I have to report three meals a day.

Xiaopang was speechless, "Let's go, buy eggs and fill pancakes."

On the way, he thought back to what he had said about the wave of tea art just now, and couldn't help giving himself a thumbs up in his heart. This wave can at least score seven points.

As he walked, he looked up at Ye Li without feeling anything from his back.

Suddenly I was a little worried again.

Yesterday, with the help of his good brother from [Luohua Wuqing], he successfully got into the [Green Tea Bar] to learn how to talk about tea.

According to the summary of the sisters in Tieba, ironic tea language such as "you are boyfriend and girlfriend xxxx after all", "it's okay, I'm alone xxxx", "Why is she like this xxxx" is the lowest level of green tea. Yes, the male detection index is as high as four stars.

In other words, any man who is a little vigilant can hear the meaning.

but--

Fatty: "..."

Ye Li didn't feel anything at all!

Was he acting too naturally, or was Ye Li unguarded?

No, I have to talk to Shen Shi about this, and ask Shen Shi to educate Ye Li well...

Fatty: "..."

Fuck, why should I worry about this for Shen Shi?

He sighed deeply, as a straight man, my moral standard is too high!

All straight men please look up to me.

Temporarily suppressing the desire to discuss with Shen Shi, Xiaopang and Ye Li went out of the south gate together. Ye Li thought that the egg-filled biscuit was a small stall, but he didn't expect it to be a breakfast shop. The entrance and the room were full of people, even There are also queues.

The surrounding area of ​​Beijing University is very developed. A few roads away is the largest financial center nearby. Many white-collar workers live in rent near the school, so every morning rush hour, you can see all kinds of passers-by.

The two were at the end of the queue, and Xiaopang was all absorbed by the egg-filled pancakes, waiting eagerly for the newly fried pancakes to come out of the oven.

There were intermittent voices behind him.

It was a gentle female voice: "Little brother, add a WeChat."

There was no response, and the girl was still asking: "It's just to make friends. When you enter the society, you can ask my sister if you don't understand anything."

Still no response.

Xiaopang curled his lips, feeling sore in his heart why someone who buys an egg-filled pancake can be added to WeChat.

He turned his head, and just wanted to complain to Ye Li, but the next second, he was shocked to find that Ye Li was squeezed away by three or four people by several aunts who jumped in line. woman talking on a mobile phone.

Ye Li is wearing a very soft light-colored jacket today, surrounded by a black plaid scarf, her black and soft hair hangs down naturally, under the hair is a pair of slender and restrained red phoenix eyes, tall, fair skin, and clean temperament, whoever I couldn't help but take a second look.

Fatty: "..."

I'll go, why are you my good brother? !

Xiaopang was so frightened that he flew over without even thinking, "Ye Li!"

The few steps were completed by him in three steps and two steps, and the aunt in line behind him quickly followed up, firmly occupying the place vacated by him.

Xiaopang didn't have time to ask them why they cut the queue. He held Ye Li's shoulders and looked vigilantly at the source of the voice—the woman in front of Ye Li was looking at him leisurely. Perfume, wavy hair, a refined elegance that goes against the grain of a breakfast shop.

Fatty: "..."

Fatty: "..."

mom.

I am in love.

He was about to blurt out that he had a partner, but he stuttered and said "he has a boyfriend".

Xiaopang blushed, and muttered: "Well...he does already have a boyfriend."

Sister look at me!

Sister look at me!

The woman seemed to have heard the voice in his heart, looked at him, and smiled softly: "You?"

"Hehe," she seemed to be really amused, looked at Ye Li again, and said softly, "Little brother, I get off work around [-] pm, if you are interested...you are welcome to come."

Ye Li didn't move, and looked down at the card that the woman handed to him.

- Golden bar.

Manager: Su Yan Contact: 123xxx

He didn't take it, and the woman didn't seem to care. She naturally turned the card around and handed it to the blushing chubby: "This cute little brother, you are welcome too."

Fatty: "..."

Jiefen is finished.

He took the card in a trance, thinking that he had heard the "Wedding March".

After buying the egg-filled biscuits and leaving the breakfast shop, Xiaopang still hadn't recovered. Ye Li looked at him worriedly: "Little Pang? Are you okay?"

"...I'm fine." Xiaopang said.

Ye Li looked at his face, swallowed the words that were about to blurt, thought for a while, and called Xiaopang's attention tactfully: "When is your computer department exam? How is your review going?"

Xiaopang's soul was pulled back by this sentence in an instant, "Damn... let's go, let's hurry up, there will be no room in the library for a while."

Compared with the art department, which only needs to hand in painting assignments, there is a very strict professor in Xiaopang's computer department. It's a personal question.

However, during the review today, Xiaopang seemed absent-minded.

Ye Li on the opposite side of the table was reading a book. He had almost finished his review. He had some free time to read the extra-curricular books. He didn't know what he saw, so he showed a little smile.

Seeing that Ye Li didn't notice him, Xiaopang quietly took out the business card in his pocket, the business card seemed to exude a fragrance, gentle and gentle, very much like his future girlfriend.

... There are so many people in the store, my sister only gave me her business card.

Xiaopang thought deeply.

This may be love at first sight.

Predestined fate.

He was so distracted that he wished he could fly to this bar right now. After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and searched for the address "Walk 50 meters east of the □ intersection of Fenghuang Road Cross Road".

Ok……

The appearance of a golden bar instantly appeared on the map, with resplendent decoration, two green plants standing at the door, hidden deep in the alley, surrounded by a large and boundless parking lot, it does not look like an ordinary bar.

The road of life seems to go away in an instant.

Fatty: "..."

No, I can't be so useless.

He put away his business card and read a book with relaxation and fascination.

At eleven o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Li packed her schoolbag, raised her head, and asked Xiaopang, who was immersed in knowledge, "Xiaopang, let's go to eat?"

"Ah?" Many students next to him have already got up and straightened their chairs. It seems that they are going to eat. Xiaopang looked at their backs and completely forgot about the plan of eating when he was nervous. Ran said, "Well...Ye Li, let's go out to eat."

"I know there's a super invincible and delicious Guoqiao rice noodle at the South Gate, don't you want to try it?"

As an eighth-level fan of Guoqiao Rice Noodles, Ye Li was really caught, "How delicious?"

Fatty: "It is said that people who have eaten it can not even get tired of eating it for a week."

Ye Li made a decision: "Okay, let's try it."

On the way, Ye Li took out his mobile phone and replied to the message. Xiaopang casually glanced at it, and sure enough, it was another invitation to dinner from Shen Shi. Compared with yesterday, today was even half an hour earlier.

Xiaopang looked away dully.

When the tea is heavy, the plan is put on hold for the time being, and the most important thing is to solve the major events in life.

When the two walked to the south gate, they could see a huge army leaving the school gate. Everyone rushed out to eat at the meal time. The two quickly followed the army into the snack street.

While eating, Xiaopang looked left and right, secretly observing the sidewalk. This place is very close to Fenghuang Road, and many white-collar workers who are off work will come to eat. After all, the vicinity of the university town is good and cheap, which is more in line with the consumption concept of young people today.

After finishing the meal, Ye Li was still unsatisfied.

He took out his cell phone and sent a message to Shen Shi.

- Delicious bridge noodle.

Shen Shi came back quickly: [How delicious is it? ]

Ye Li thought for a while: [Xiao Pang explained that he would come to eat tomorrow. ]

The other end was quiet for a few seconds, Shen Shi said: [Yes. ]

"hiss."

Ye Li looked up and looked at Xiaopang who suddenly shivered: "What's wrong?"

"...I don't know," Xiaopang looked puzzled, and looked away: "Let's go, go back to the library."

For the next two days, under Xiaopang's leadership, Ye Li ate egg-filled biscuits for breakfast, and randomly opened blind boxes in the snack street for lunch. heard.

On Friday night, Ye Li went back to his dormitory. It was cold and windy outside. He was wearing a black windbreaker, his skin was cold and delicate, and his eyes were slightly red.

"Where's the little fat?"

Brother Shu was surprised: "Haven't you two been together these few days?"

"We're not together today," Ye Li put down the drawing board, "Little Fatty said he would come back first after five o'clock in the afternoon. I didn't finish painting, and I was delayed in the study room of the library."

The study room can't help being noisy, and students who need to draw, type, or draw can find a seat inside and complete their homework.

Brother Shu turned his head with no interest, and continued to play the game: "Then I don't know, this little fat man has been talking about it lately, and he sent me a message in the middle of the night yesterday asking me how to choose clothes."

Ye Li raised her eyebrows: "Choose clothes?"

"That's right," Brother Shu said, "It's still a very formal suit. I asked him what he was doing, and he said that spring is coming soon, so we need to prepare in advance."

Speaking of this, Brother Shu was very speechless: "I was really dumbfounded, I thought I had time-traveled after waking up."

Ye Li suddenly fell silent.

A few seconds later, the experience of being accosted at the breakfast shop a few days ago came to mind.

His eyelids twitched, and he immediately took out his phone to ask where Xiaopang was.

There was no reply from the other end for a long time, and Ye Li felt more and more uneasy. He took a deep breath, opened another software, searched for "golden bar" in it, and there was a line of small gray words below - gay bar, make friends, and band performance.

really.

Ye Li heard a novel a long time ago. In order to increase popularity, many gay bars will try their best to get handsome guys to sit in the store, but usually they use handsome guys to fish, and the situation of using women to fish only happens to straight men. .

Usually this kind of straight man will come out quickly if he is tricked into it.

But the effect has been achieved, who cares whether the other party is straight or not.

Ye Li: "..."

Another day of being mistaken for a straight man.

Ye Li was restless, and made countless calls to Xiaopang, but Xiaopang didn't answer it until the last call, and the other end was finally connected.

"Hello, Ye Li?"

The sound of the dynamic music is deafening, and the chaos of the atmosphere can be felt even on the screen of the mobile phone. Men and women shout and dance frantically, and screams erupt from time to time.

"Fuck?" Before Ye Li could speak, Brother Shu rushed over with a stride, his eyes widened: "Lin Feipeng, you bastard, why don't you call me in a nightclub?"

Xiaopang smirked on the other end: "I just came in for a while... This bar is not very formal, and I haven't seen many beautiful girls."

Ye Li: "..."

Ye Li said to Xiaopang almost hastily: "Xiaopang, you come out first, that's not serious—"

"Ah? Ah?" Before he could say a word, Xiaopang interrupted with a loud voice: "Ye Li, what are you talking about?"

Ye Li: "I said you come out, there are gays—"

"Giegiegie," Xiaopang suddenly laughed out loud, "Damn it, the people here are so enthusiastic, just now a buddy tickled me."

Ye Li was in a hurry: "Little Fatty, can you hear me—"

"Ah? Ah? What what?" The voice on the other side was noisy for a while, then blurred for a while. Xiaopang seemed to be looking for some clean corner, and the more he walked, the more confused he was. The dynamic music was almost blasting against the receiver of the mobile phone, "... Damn it! I seem to have seen the beautiful sister that day, Ye Li, stop talking, I'm rushing!"

Ye Li hurriedly called him: "Don't-beep-beep..."

The phone was hung up quickly, Ye Li stayed for a few seconds, put on his coat immediately, and went to the bar to save someone.

After only two steps, he found a shadow behind him. He turned his head and saw that brother Shu had changed into a suit of clothes that showed his temperament in just a few minutes, and he wore a knitted hat on his head that had not been washed for two days. , still holding a book in his hand.

Seeing his discovery, Brother Shu smiled and opened his lips: "I also want to see bars that are not serious."

Ye Li: "..."

Brother Shu suddenly stepped forward: "Is there a bunny girl?"

Ye Li: "..."

There is no bunny girl, but there must be sexy gigolos.

The two walked out of the school against the cold wind. It was not until they were about to take a taxi that Ye Li realized that he had left his phone on the table when he was getting dressed.

Brother Shu immediately handed over his mobile phone and ordered an online car-hailing car: "Look, this is what I do."

"My second dream in college is to go to the bar happy with my brothers."

Ye Li interrupted him: "It's really not a serious bar."

Brother Shu's smile curved even wider: "It's okay, do you think I care about it?"

Ye Li had a headache: "...there are gays there."

Brother Shu: "..."

Brother Shu's smile slowly cracked: "...what?"

The next second, the mobile phone popped up an order acceptance message, and a black Volkswagen was parked in front of the two of them. The driver lowered the window and shouted at them in a very angry manner: "Get in the car, don't stop here for too long!"

Ye Li hurriedly pulled the dazed brother Shu into the car, halfway through the car, the driver glanced at the order: "Golden Bar..."

He obviously knew where this place was. He glanced at the two of them from the rearview mirror, focused on Ye Li, and asked, "Little classmate, are you sure you want to go to this bar?"

Ye Li nodded: "Sure."

Brother Shu finally came back to his senses, and said tremblingly: "...NO, NO."

driver:"?"

Ye Li tugged at Brother Shu in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "Let's go as soon as we find Xiaopang, don't panic."

Brother Shu looked desperate: "Why don't you let me panic? What's the matter with Xiaopang? Bend?"

Ye Li: "No, he's taken a fancy to the manager there."

Brother Shu: "Manager? Male or female?"

"..." Ye Li: "Female."

Brother Shu: "Then he has a big face."

Ye Li had a headache, but seeing Brother Shu gradually calmed down, he didn't say anything else. Brother Shu was quiet for a moment, then suddenly cheered up the next second, and opened the memo on the phone, typing quickly on it.

[The editor will take you to the gay bar—an unannounced visit to the largest gay bar around Beijing University. 】

Facing Ye Li's gaze, Brother Shu grinned: "Material, material, I have no other meaning."

Beijing University is not far from the Golden Bar, only about 10 minutes.

When the two got out of the car, they saw the big signboard of the golden bar. There was no ring of lights around the signboard, only the mysterious color of the font itself, which was more low-key and luxurious under the dim light at night.

The soundproofing of the bar seems to be good. There are two or three security guards standing guard at the door. Ye Li and Brother Shu opened the door without any hindrance.

As soon as you enter, there is deafening music.

A gust of warm wind blows in the face, with a strong alcohol smell in the warm wind, colorful lights, swaying non-stop, and layers of figures dressed in cool clothes, swaying and shouting to the beat of the drums.

The booths and boxes were overcrowded. Ye Li dragged Brother Shu to walk among the crowd. The light flickered on and off, making it hard to see the people around him. Men and women with heavy make-up were dancing close to each other. In most gay bars, there were not only men but also gay bars. There are a lot of lesbians and girls who join in the fun.

Ye Li walked through the crowded crowd with a cold expression, rejecting many enthusiastic invitations from men.

The usual process of a gay bar is to strike up a conversation, drink, then dance, and finally if you can still see each other, you can make a date/shoot.

This is a hormonal feast, and the men and women who come and go keep looking at each other with their eyes, without any concealment.

It is impossible to find Xiaopang with the naked eye, Ye Li was in a hurry, took Brother Shu to a quieter place, and shouted at him: "Call Xiaopang—"

The restless music drowned out the human voice.

Brother Shu understood from his actions, and immediately took out his mobile phone, "I called—don't answer—!!"

Ye Li remembered that the ringtone of Xiaopang's cell phone was the theme song of a certain anime, which was very special. He pulled Brother Shu and asked him to keep calling. Finally, the two of them heard the familiar ringtone next to a booth.

Ye Li poked his head to look, and under the unrecognizable rotating spot of light, Xiaopang was sitting in a booth, with a weak, pitiful and helpless smile on his chubby little face, his face was very red, obviously drunk.

There are men and women around the booth, and there is no straight one at a glance. Generally, this kind of booth has rules by default, and you have to drink when you sit. A few men wink at Xiaopang very suggestively, signaling him keep drinking.

There was even a man who touched Xiaopang's hand, which frightened Xiaopang so much that the flesh on his face trembled.

"No way," Brother Shu looked at this scene and murmured, "Aren't you hungry?"

Ye Li: "..."

Ye Li was at a loss, he didn't know how to drink, he didn't have experience in bars, and he didn't know how to save Xiaopang.

In particular, he is very self-aware. If he gets involved in this situation, it is estimated that it will be difficult for both of them to escape.

Brother Shu was even more at a loss: "...how?"

Ye Li suddenly remembered the woman who handed him her business card, she seemed to be called Su Yan, she was the manager here.

He immediately looked around, and found that there was indeed a woman sitting at the bar, wearing hot shorts and short sleeves, with wavy hair draped behind her head, surrounded by Yingying Yanyan, who was being teased by her smiling.

Clearly, she is one of those people who enjoys and soaks up the atmosphere.

"Fuck," Brother Shu said bitterly, "...I want to be a lesbian in my next life."

The next second, he didn't know what he saw, and his pupils shrank suddenly: "Fuck, Ye Li! Xiaopang seems to be overwhelmed——"

"Damn it, I've been overwhelmed—"

"Holy shit, shit, Lin Feipeng, a 180-jin fat man, wouldn't you resist—"

"Fuck! Ye Li?"

Brother Shu was so shocked that he couldn't even speak. He looked at Ye Li who was rushing forward: "...Damn it, Ye Li, you are the real man."

He gritted his teeth, feeling tangled in his heart. A few seconds later, he braced himself and got up to follow. When he got up, he finally felt the phone in his pocket that had been vibrating for an unknown amount of time.

An ominous premonition came to mind in an instant, Brother Shu took out his phone, his eyelids twitched, and looked at the "twenty" missed calls from Shen Shi.

A second later, he resolutely connected: "Shen Shi—come and help—"

"Ye Li's innocence will be lost!"