Are you straight guys like this?

The midterm exam is scheduled for next week.

The teachers take the test independently in the classroom, and the score accounts for 30.00% of the total score.

The members of the Astronomical Club came back on Tuesday. After they settled down, it was Wednesday. Ye Li received a message from the class group that none of the teachers had drawn the key points of the exam.

Several public class teachers only said that they would arrange papers, which sounds much simpler than the erratic professional class exams.

The enthusiasm of the students in the school was finally forced back by the approaching midterm exam.

The hot posts on the forum are no longer "818 Chengcao and her boyfriend's love affairs", "a scumbag boy in sports department was beaten by two girlfriends", "Lunch bag delivery business at Lvteng restaurant - please contact 132xxxx for details", but It's all about the exam habits of a certain teacher taught by classmates from various departments.

Ye Li also chose to go to the library with Xiaopang in such a tense atmosphere.

"There are so many people in the library recently, it's almost impossible to grab a seat on the first, second, and third floors. Ye Li, let's leave early tomorrow?" Xiaopang just finished taking a shower and was crawling on the bed.

Bedroom 211 was brightly lit.

The night was low, the sky was gloomy and gloomy, the street lamps were covered with a white layer of light rain, and the branches of several evergreen trees outside the dormitory building were dry and drenched by the rain.

Brother Shu looked out from the window, still holding a reading digest in his hand, muttering: "Ah, ah, a piece of autumn scenery——"

"Come on, great poet," Xiaopang rolled his eyes: "It's already winter, what a ghostly autumn."

Ye Li was packing up the books that he was going to take to the library tomorrow morning, and glanced at Brother Shu upon hearing this.

Brother Shu is sentimental at night, and loves to look up at the starry sky with headphones on, but in fact, he is 1.8 meters tall, muscular, with elegant black-rimmed glasses on his face, which is a bit split.

Xiaopang complained about his emo at night every day, and brother Shu disagreed with this very much. He thought he was just expressing his feelings and couldn't get along with emo.

Wenqing has somewhat unique hobbies, and brother Shu also has them.

——That’s soaking feet.

After Ye Li tidied herself up and was about to climb into bed, she turned her head and saw brother Shu throwing a kettle in one hand and a black medicine bag in the other, and the water turned black in an instant, exuding a faint fragrance of wormwood.

"Hey, Ye Li, do you want to soak it together?"

Maybe his eyes caught Brother Shu's attention, Brother Shu immediately greeted him enthusiastically, and even moved his feet to the side, deliberately leaving a large space for Ye Li.

The foot bath is very large, and it is estimated that it can accommodate three pairs of feet.

The chubby guy in the next bed immediately poked his head out, glanced at Brother Shu, and then at Ye Li, eager to try.

Ye Li smiled and refused: "No, I have taken a shower."

"Okay then," Brother Shu said regretfully, "Soaking your feet is good for your health. I strongly suggest that you do the same as me if you have nothing to do. Bubble more. I bought two large boxes of wormwood bags. I will definitely not use them up this year. What do you think?" Just tell me when you soak your feet, and I’ll give it to you.”

"Okay, okay." Before Ye Li could speak, Xiaopang seemed to remember something, and quickly asked: "Brother Shu, I remember you told me before that your biggest wish to go to college is... what is it? "

"Soak your feet with your roommates." Brother Shu said while holding a thermos.

"That's right, that's right!" Xiaopang's eyes rolled around, "You have completed one-third of this task now, and you don't know if you can complete the remaining two-thirds in your lifetime."

Brother Shu was stunned: "Why is it only one third?"

"Have you forgotten, we had a bath together last month." Xiaopang said sincerely.

Brother Shu: "?"

Brother Shu and he looked at each other, and there was a bit of disappointment in those extremely determined eyes.

I rely on?

He couldn't help swallowing the "impossible" that he was about to blurt, can't he... He really soaked his feet with Lin Feipeng?The activity of soaking feet, which integrates health preservation, making friends, and heart-to-heart talks, has always been the ultimate goal of Brother Shu and his brothers.

Has it already been done once?

"Really..." He was a little unconfident: "Then how do you feel?"

How can Xiaopang feel? He was sure he had fooled Brother Shu. He said nonsense, "You drank two bottles of beer that night, so it's okay if you don't remember. How about something?"

Just about to say an adjective casually, Xiaopang caught Ye Li's curious gaze from the corner of his eye, and his voice changed suddenly: "Of course it's very cool! It's hot, I feel my body sweating, and then my whole body flies into the air... the whole body is like flying a feeling of!"

Brother Shu was very pleasantly surprised. He never expected to hear a human saying from Xiaopang's mouth in this life: "It's so right!"

Ye Li looked at Brother Shu's dark footbath, "...the wormwood smells really good."

Faint bitter fragrance, neither strong nor light.

Fa Xiao also likes to soak.

"Ye Li, do you want to try it too?" Xiaopang immediately invited him after hearing the words, "This is Brother Shu's lifelong wish. As his good brothers, we shouldn't help him!"

"Ah?" Ye Li was taken aback for a moment, thought for a while, "Yes."

As soon as these words came out, Brother Shu and Xiaopang were all silent for two seconds. They didn't expect him to actually agree.

accepted?

Actually agreed? !

Xiaopang was even more unbelievable, but seeing Ye Li climbed onto the bed with a normal face, he still swallowed the question in his mouth, "Then tomorrow night?"

"No!" Brother Shu flatly refused.

Fatty: "?"

Brother Shu clicked on the phone and said, "Wait for Saturday, I just checked the zodiac, Saturday is the best time to soak my feet with my brother."

Fatty: "???"

you fucking...

He held back his breath: "Okay, then I'll come too! Our brother's footbath is settled like this!"

That night, Shen Shi didn't enter the dormitory until after ten o'clock.

As soon as he entered the door, he could smell the scent of wormwood that hadn't dissipated. Brother Shu had a habit of soaking his feet, so he didn't think much about it.

The mosquito net on the opposite bed was lifted, Ye Li poked his head out, he was already so sleepy, his eyelids drooped tiredly, he lay on the side of the bed and looked at him, whispered: "Are you back?"

Shen Shi looked up at him, walked to his bedside, and talked to him, "Sorry, I'm a little busy these days."

"It's okay," Ye Li said, "Are you busy with midterm exams? From tomorrow onwards, I will go to the library with Xiaopang."

Shen Shi paused and nodded: "There is a financial modeling to be completed."

Ye Li thought of the plan of 'pretending to be a boyfriend', but when he looked at Shen, his expression was a little tired, so he didn't ask further: "Well, take a shower and rest."

Shen Shi didn't move, he was tall, standing under Ye Li's bed not far from him, his black hair cast a shadow on his face, after a while, he twirled with his fingertips, just asked: "Today What did you do?"

Ye Li smiled: "I didn't do anything, I didn't get up until after ten o'clock in the morning, and I slept until three o'clock in the afternoon."

Shen Shi: "Still sleepy now?"

"A little bit," Ye Li said, "Maybe it's because I didn't rest well in the mountains."

There are naturally many reasons for not having a good rest, but those few days were indeed getting more and more tiring every day. In just five days, the things I experienced seemed to be speeding up eight times.

He heard the sound of lifting the curtain, and Ye Li was about to look over, when the back of his head was suddenly pinched, he subconsciously lowered his head with this force, and his warm breath spread on the side of his face, Shen Shi slightly closed his eyes, his facial features Pale and handsome, the five fingers pressed on the back of his head are even wider and slender.

In two seconds, he and Shen Shi kissed briefly.

Ye Li: "?"

Ye Li: "!"

He was taken aback by the kiss, and then heard a "tsk".

Ye Li turned her head, Xiaopang got out of bed heavily with a dark face.

Ye Li swallowed back the question that he almost asked, and he didn't look at Shen Shi blankly until Xiaopang went to the bathroom, and he realized that the roots of his ears were getting hot.

"……This is?"

"It's a conditioned reflex," Shen Shi said, "I'm sorry."

Ye Li swallowed, the soft touch on his lips lingered for a long time, he felt uncomfortable and dared not talk to Shen Shi again, "Then...then I fell asleep?"

"Well," Shen Shi withdrew his hand, his five fingers seemed to be able to feel the softness of the hair: "Go to sleep."

"You and Lin Feipeng," before leaving, he suddenly asked Ye Li casually, "What time do you go to the library tomorrow?"

"Seven or eight o'clock."

"Well, I see."

After he left, Ye Li slowly turned back into the bed, her forehead was pressed against the side of the wall, and her breathing was a little messy.

The bed curtains blocked the light in the bedroom.

dim.

Originally, he thought that the matter of 'pretending to be a boyfriend' could be put to an end temporarily, but when he saw Shen's reaction...it seemed that he paid special attention to it, and even developed a conditioned reflex.

Ok.

Ye Li closed her eyes, and decided to be more serious and responsible.

In the future, when there are these intimate actions, he still tries not to be too surprised, otherwise Shen Shi's efforts in the early stage may be in vain.

The bathroom door was opened.

Xiaopang lifted his pants and walked out from inside.

When he passed by Shen Shi, he inadvertently glanced at Shen Shi, and couldn't help but pause, looking at Shen Shi's inexplicably blush neck.

he:"……?"

Is the bedroom very hot?

It seemed to be the same yesterday. After the class meeting, he hurried back to the dormitory. When the dormitory was sinking, he was just about to enter the bathroom. His neck and ears were a little red, but his expression was cold and indifferent. He looked at him calmly, his eyes were dark and heavy.

At that glance, it was like electricity, Xiaopang, a straight man, couldn't help shivering with aversion to the cold, feeling that the smell in the dormitory was inexplicable, which made his skin crawl.

Thinking of this, Xiaopang shook his head and quickly climbed onto the bed.

... Shen Shi is really a terrible gay.

The next day, at seven o'clock, the fish belly was just showing.

In the distance, dark clouds hung low in the dark blue sky, and the raindrops were as small as a cow's hair. Many students on the road only wore a hat and didn't even hold an umbrella.

Ye Li and Xiaopang got up on time, Brother Shu usually didn't pay attention, but he listened carefully in class, learning Chinese was like a treasure, and he didn't panic about midterm exams at all.

Leaving the dormitory building with Xiaopang, Ye Li put the sweater hat on his head, he was still a little sleepy, his hair was black and soft, and the fine moles at the end of his eyes were drowsy, imprinted on his cold white skin.

Xiaopang didn't bother to hold an umbrella, the two of them ran into the cafeteria in the rain and sat down to eat, Ye Li received a message from Shen Shi.

-where?

Ye Li: [Canteen. ]

Fatty saw this and asked him, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay," Ye Li said, "Shen Shi also comes to the cafeteria."

Xiaopang raised his eyebrows: "Didn't he leave early?"

"Maybe I'm too busy to have breakfast now."

Xiaopang looked at him silently: "..."

How can I believe this.

Soon, Shen Shi entered the cafeteria.

There are not many people in the cafeteria. It is the free review week recently, and there is no early eighth. Many students are sleeping in bed.

He and Ye Li were wearing black cotton jackets of the same color and the same stand-up collar design. Although they were not of the same brand, they were both pleasing to the eye at first glance.

Shen Shi's black hair was covered with some rain, and his brows and eyes became more cold. Some students who came over quietly did not dare to look any more, and ate their meals in silence.

Ye Li has bought rice, soybean milk and steamed buns for Shen Shi.

Shen Shi sat down next to him, "Thank you."

"It's okay," Ye Li paused for a moment, feeling the vague sights around him, and said, "Why are you being polite to me?"

Shen Shi seemed to be aware of it, slowly raised his eyelids, and looked at him: "What are you eating?"

"Just like you."

Shen Shi hummed unhurriedly, took a sip of soy milk, "Add sugar?"

Ye Li's heart tightened: "Don't you like it?"

"No," Shen Shi said, "I like it very much."

This breakfast was eaten quickly.

As soon as the few people left, the campus forums were updated simultaneously. Ye Li left contentedly from a post where he was sure that their couple was very sweet. The chubby next to him accidentally glanced at this scene and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Didn't you say you don't want to read the forum anymore?" He stared at Ye Li inquiringly.

Ye Li smiled and put away the phone: "I won't read it next time."

Xiaopang didn't ask any further questions, but a trace of suspicion arose in his heart.

...Ye Li, do you still have a brain for love?

When they arrived at the library, there were people on the first, second and third floors. The two had no choice but to go up to the fifth floor, where they found a seat. Not long after they sat down, Xiaopang noticed that Ye Li had picked up the phone again.

He squinted his eyes, and waited for Ye Li to put down the phone before asking in a low voice, "Who is it?"

Ye Li also replied very quietly: "Shen Shi, ask where we are."

Fatty's head is a little messed up.

... Shen Shi seems to be a little bit in love.

He shook his head, stopped thinking about these trivial matters, and devoted his energy to reviewing.

The morning passed quickly.

At noon, the two left the library on time at eleven o'clock and went to the cafeteria for dinner.

They came too early, and there were only a few people in all the windows in the cafeteria. This time, after eating this time, Xiaopang was wiping his mouth contentedly, when he found Ye Li's phone was on again.

Ye Li was buying hot drinks at the window next door, and the phone's automatic lock screen hadn't gone dark yet, so he saw who found out the news at a glance.

Shen Shi: [I'm done, shall we have dinner together? ]

Fatty: "..."

It's not over yet.

At the end of the day, no matter when or where, Shen Shi's message can always be sent shortly after the two people's places have just changed.

Xiaopang was exhausted. After leaving the library and seeing Shen Shi waiting at the door, he suddenly had a feeling of "why does this dog linger on?"

It was dark and the wind was cold.

The three wrapped their clothes tightly and went back to the dormitory together.

In the dormitory, Brother Shu was still soaking his feet, Ye Li was the first to take a shower, and climbed into bed after the shower, after a while, Shen Shi stood under his bed and asked him in a low voice what he did today.

The bright lights of the dormitory shone on them. One of them was stern and the other was soft. They seemed to be in perfect harmony.

Xiaopang curled his lips in disdain, what did Ye Li do today, don't you know?

He was inexplicably sour, but in the not-too-distant past, Ye Li had the best time with him, eating together, taking classes together, and even chasing variety shows together...

But now even if brothers soak their feet together and get in touch with each other, they have to secretly plan when Shen Shi is not around.

It's only been a few days, and Shen Shi unexpectedly overtook him in a corner, and completely stuck with Ye Li in the way of falling in love.

He took a shower angrily and lay down on the bed feeling sad.

The dormitory was very quiet. Gradually, he became a little sleepy, and the past scenes were slowly replayed like a movie version.

When school just started, he made a preliminary judgment on the remaining three people in the dormitory.

Shen Shi is a lone ranger with absolute ego, indifferent and handsome, reticent, not easy to get close to;

Brother Shu is a Wen Qing with a bit of a dubious attribute, with a nagging spirit, a sharp mouth, and an easy-going personality;

Among them, Ye Li is the one he likes the most. He has a gentle temperament, loves cleanliness, has no bad habits, and is careful and reliable. Except that he doesn't like socializing like him, he almost exists like a good brother in his fantasy.

So two months before the start of school, he and Ye Li had the best relationship. Except for class time, the two were almost inseparable. In the dormitory, he often chatted with Ye Li. No matter what he said, Ye Li would remember it seriously.

Since when did he and Ye Li gradually become estranged?

It seems that that time when Ye Li fell ill in the middle of the night, Shen Shi accompanied him to the hospital, and after that, he signed up for clubs, went to and from get out of class together, and went out to play.

He was vaguely aware of it, so he always wanted Ye Li to sign up for a hiking agency with him. Ye Li was going to be accepted by him, and the reason why he didn't report it seemed to be because of Shen Shi's words——

……

It was a cloudy afternoon, the dormitory did not turn on the lights, and all four of them rested in the dormitory.

He and Ye Li huddled together, and asked Ye Li if he would like to go to the hiking club together. The moment Ye Li was about to let go, Shen Shi, who somehow heard them talking, got up and looked over, his eyes were dark and deep, in that dim It looks thinner and cooler in the light.

"Report to the two clubs." It was clearly a blurred picture, but at this moment, he could still think of Shen Shi's voice that could not hear any emotion: "Time should conflict."

Ye Li is a punctual and serious person, he knew he would suffer when he heard this, and sure enough, Ye Li quickly apologized to him, expressing that he only wanted to join a club.

He returned to his position in frustration, and heard Shen Shi's unhurried catching of water by his ears.

……

The dream progressed slowly.

He dreamed of a certain scene after the military training.

At that time, he was sunburned, and the skin on his face was peeled off. The place where the skin peeled off was painful and itchy. Ye Li would help him apply medicine every day. Suddenly, one day, the scene where Ye Li applied the medicine to him was hit by Shen Shi. one is right.

Shen Shi looked at them for a while, and on a certain afternoon when Ye Li wasn't around, he casually said to him: "This kind of sunburn, it's best to go to the school doctor's office for treatment, it won't leave scars easily."

Although he always knew that he was not handsome, but this kind of not handsome definitely did not include scars on his face.

From the second day on, he went to the school infirmary regardless of the weather to ask a doctor to prescribe medicine for him. Ye Li had a good temper and didn't think there was anything wrong with his actions. He would even tell him about the changes in the molting area from time to time.

Shen Shi, who has always been reticent, would also echo a few words, which added to his determination to find the school doctor.

During that time, even though the school doctor didn't wait to see him every day, he still remained motionless. He would rather wait in the school doctor's office all morning than wait until the doctor applied medicine to him.

……

Xiaopang suddenly trembled and woke up from the half-dream and half-awake state.

A few seconds later, he slammed the bed heavily in grief.

Made, he finally reacted!

Shen Shi, you bastard!

You played me so badly!

So Shen Shi...how long ago did he bend?Have you been thinking about it for so long?

If you want to die, you have to understand, Xiaopang gritted his teeth and took out his mobile phone, regretfully searching in a certain degree—[How to tell if a straight man is not bent? 】

Countless entries came out at the same time, and the first one to emerge was a public account called "Gender Encyclopedia".

Xiaopang immediately clicked in:

【1. Determine whether you are gay by flirting with your peers;

2. Judge whether you are gay or not by kissing and holding hands with the same sex;

3. Through...]

Fatty: "..."

Fatty: "..."

He closed the webpage with a dark face, crazy, who wants to judge whether he is gay or not!

Sure enough, a problem of this level cannot be relied on to a certain degree.

Not reliable.

He took a deep breath, opened a certain blue and white software, and re-entered in the search bar——

[gay bar]

[May I ask if my friend is still straight in this situation? 】

[Pangpang is really speechless]: That’s how it is. I have a friend who was definitely a straight man before, but suddenly one day, he and another friend of mine got very close. The two of them are inseparable. For those who go to and from class together, may I ask if my friend has already bent over?

Xiaopang stared at the phone, waiting for a long time for no one to reply.

He was a little anxious, so he turned on a certain degree, and was about to search again. The next second, a reply popped up on the post, his eyes lit up, and he looked intently——

[Falling Flowers Ruthless]: ...

[Luohua Wuqing]: What, are you straight guys forming a group during this time?

[Pangpang is really speechless]: Brother, please explain clearly, did my friend bend over a long time ago, did he do it on purpose!Is he just trolling another friend of mine!

[Falling Blossoms and Ruthless]: Chick.

[Luohua Wuqing]: I also have two friends, one kissed a straight man, and the other once vomited after drinking that he wanted to marry a straight man, do you think they are still straight men?

Xiaopang was shocked: This is all right?

The straight man was killed for no reason, Xiaopang replied immediately.

[Pangpang is really speechless]: Certainly not.

In the next second, Luohua ruthlessly replied in seconds——

[Luo Hua Ruo Qing]: Wrong!

[Luohua Ruqing]: Big mistake!

[Luohua Wuqing]: Straight men are such creatures. Some straight men can even kiss, hold hands, and help each other with their brothers. Never believe that a straight man will take the initiative to bend, and never believe that a straight man will be bent. In a word, I hope you will engrave it into your bones.

Fatty:?

Fatty:? ? ?

No, I'm also a straight man, why don't I know this? !

What the hell?

How can we kiss and hold hands and help each other?

Who is harming the reputation of our straight men these years, your two friends? ? ?

Under the rage, Xiaopang was even in a trance.

But this Luo Huawuqing said so firmly, could it be...

No, no, Shen Shi and Ye Li both took the initiative to admit that they were bent, so what is he still doubting.

Finally regaining some sanity, Xiaopang angrily uninstalled the Tieba software, beating the bed bitterly——

Damn Shen Shi, you pay my good brother!

Before, he actually pretended to be tea to deceive his relationship with Ye Li. It was fine if he succeeded in deceiving Ye Li, but he even bent Ye Li.

Ye Li is a good straight man, so innocent, maybe he didn't even know what homosexuality was before... Now not only is he gay, but everyone knows it.

Xiaopang slowly raised his head, looked at the dark scene in the curtain, and closed his eyes in pain.

It's all my fault!

Shen Shi, your heart is really dirty! ! !