A chicken in a phoenix nest

get bigger, get bigger...

The old hen has become a man!

"Well, I believe there are also fat humanoid creatures." The little yellow chicken stared dumbfounded at the fat half-aged mistress in front of him. Although the little yellow chicken tried to open his eyes wide to make himself look more surprised, his eyes No matter how hard you stare, it can't be bigger than black beans.

"Stop staring there, your eyes will be a big deal if you don't lose weight." The old hen stared at him, and immediately realized a problem, "Jiujiu, can you talk now?"

"I don't want to be called Jiujiu!" The little yellow chicken rolled on the ground, "Don't call me Jiujiu, don't call me Jiujiu!"

The feathers on the old hen's body have turned into bright clothes.Although it doesn't match her fat body, at least it may let her experience the feeling of lifting the skirt when wearing a little fairy dress.

She perfectly imitated the little fairy's shy expression and gentle movements, which made the little yellow chicken feel disgusted.

"Look at me, I'm pretty!"

The little yellow chicken looked up at the sky: "It's beautiful."

The old hen stopped convulsing, and changed the topic back: "Since you can speak human language, why do you still speak bird language?"

"I think it's fun to speak a language that other people don't understand." The little yellow chicken thought for a while, and then said, "Can't you change into a human form?"

The old hen sighed leisurely: "You also know that there are few fat people here, and I became the fattest here as soon as I took shape. Do you know how shameful this is for a woman?"

"My incarnation must be fatter than you."

"Yes, he is a filial child." The old hen smiled gratifiedly.

Then she picked up the little yellow chicken: "You child, do you think that I will let you continue to eat like before?"

"No, no, you misunderstood." The little yellow chicken looked at the old hen and blinked, trying to make herself look innocent, "I just simply don't want to lose weight."

"It's all the same, Chirp!"

"I don't want to be called Jiujiu!" The little yellow chicken's voice trembled because of anger.

"Then what do you want to call it?" The old hen put the little yellow chicken on the ground and observed him from a human perspective.I didn't expect that it would be fun to watch this little ball bouncing on the ground.

The little yellow chicken thought for a while: "Now there is Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin. They are all juniors, so I should call them Xiao Jiu anyway."

The old hen was a little helpless: "Is there any difference?"

"It seems to be there, but it seems not to be." The little yellow chicken fell into a deep entanglement.

"Are you the legendary old hen?"

"Please call me Miss Hen!" The old hen looked up and saw a handsome man standing beside Liu An.

The man was looking at the old hen with a smile, his face turned red when he saw her, and he turned back into a chicken.

"This is the prince of the Feng family, Feng Yi." Liu An introduced.

"Father ordered me to visit the Jade Emperor in Heaven, and I happened to pass by here, so I came to visit. Didn't bother you?"

"No, no, no, no." The old hen began to stutter in embarrassment.

"Your name is Feng Yi?" The little yellow chicken rolled to Feng Yi's feet, "Then I will be called Feng Er!"

"Children are not allowed to interrupt when adults are talking!" The old hen was about to turn him aside, when Feng Yi bent down, picked up the little yellow chicken and held it in his hands.

fluffy, so soft...

Feng Yi gently pinched the little yellow chicken, as if he forgot that what he was playing with was the old hen's child.

"Cough cough." Liu An coughed.

Only then did Feng Yi stop what he was doing, but he still didn't put the little yellow chicken down.He nodded the little yellow chicken's head with his finger: "Feng Er can't. This name has already been used by my second brother. But if you really like it, I will make it yours."

"Forget it, it's not kind to steal someone's name." The little yellow chicken shook his head understandingly.But shaking his head was a bit difficult for him who was fat and bally, so in Feng's eyes, the little yellow chicken just rubbed against his hand.

Feng Yi couldn't help stroking the fluff on the little yellow chicken's body with the other hand.

"Let me give you a name!"

"I know your two elder brothers, one is Xiao Jin and the other is Xiao Yin."

"Both gold and silver give people a splendid feeling. But the name Xiao Lan doesn't feel very good. Why don't you just call me Xiao Can!"

"Okay!" The little yellow chicken hadn't expressed its opinion, but the old hen cried out first, "As expected of the prince of the Feng clan, he is talented."

"Where is it?" Feng Yi said modestly.

"What, it's not an earth-shattering good name. But it's better than Jiujiu." Although the little yellow chicken was not satisfied, he finally approved of the name.

a great decision

Another sunny day.

Xiaocan feels that in his long life of more than 20 days, he has never experienced such a severe test as he is now.

The old hen made a great decision.

Maternal love is so touching, at least the old hen herself was moved to tears.Even if Xiaocan would hate herself because of this, even if she would become the fattest in the heaven, she would resolutely make Xiaocan lose weight!The old hen thought she was simply too great.

As for how to reduce it, the old hen is not very clear.

She is a chicken, or a fat and old ancient chicken, which is fundamentally different from those modern chicks who have traveled back to ancient times and mastered many ways to lose weight.But if those girls really crossed over to the old hen, they would definitely cry to death.

The old hen has not been influenced by the beauty of the boudoir, besides, there are very few ladies who are not slender.Even if there was, it wouldn't be as ridiculously fat as Xiaocan.

So exercise weight loss method, reasonable diet method, these seemingly reliable methods have not even appeared in the old hen's head, and they all died on the way.

The old hen decided to cut off Xiaocan's ration directly.

So when a fairy passed by the chicken coop, and Xiaocan was about to roll over to rob, the old hen got up to 12 points, flapped its wings, and blocked Xiaocan's way.

But Xiaocan's speed is as fast as lightning, and the old hen finally understands why Xiaocan likes to use rolling ones instead of walking ones.

For spherical UFOs, rolling is too fast!

The old hen thought for a while, and then looked at her own body shape.It's still a little short of the ball, but it should be enough to catch up with Xiaocan.

She took a deep breath, and then moved so fast that the naked eye could not see clearly, as if teleported to Xiaocan.

Xiaocan looked at the old hen in horror: "How did you do it?"

The old hen said with a deep expression, "Have you ever heard of a slingshot?"

"...Who is the bow (gong)?"

The old hen pointed to the post she had knocked against in the chicken coop with the tip of her wings and said, "This thing."

Xiaocan looked at the pillar.Mr. Zhuzi bent at an unbelievable angle, and looked at Xiaocan in a panic: "Mother, you are too fierce. When did you start?"

The old hen patted his head with one wing: "What are you thinking about at a young age, and don't try to change the subject!"

Xiaocan looked at the old hen pitifully: "I don't have one."

"Don't make excuses!"

The passing fairy saw the opportunity and wanted to rush over the chicken coop.

The old hen and the little hen looked at him at the same time: "Don't move!"

The god was taken aback, and said in his heart that I was forgotten by you, why did you think of me again?But he didn't say it out, subconsciously he still didn't want to talk to chickens.

Seeing Xiao Can's eyes glowing green, he shook his hand, dropped two big flat peaches, and then quickly left this place of right and wrong.

The old hen turned into a human with a "bang", picked up a flat peach, and was just about to eat when she suddenly thought that the young ladies she had seen before would always wipe with a handkerchief before eating, but she didn't have a handkerchief.So the old hen picked up Xiaocan, rubbed it on the flat peach, and then bit off a large piece of pulp.The peaches were juicy and delicious.

"Not bad, quite delicious."

Xiaocan, the forgotten rag card, expressed extreme dissatisfaction, so he bounced like a ball on the spot.One flick was three feet high, the old hen couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped him to the ground.

Xiaocan looked at her aggrievedly: "You ate my peach!"

"So what if you eat it." The old hen picked up another peach on the ground, and Xiaocan, who just realized that there was another peach on the ground, began to beat her chest and feet. If you peck out a thousand holes, you won't be able to eat much, and peaches are a waste of food in your hands."

"Also," the old hen's words directly gave Xiaocan a thunderbolt, "you are not allowed to eat in the future."

"Tweet chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!" Xiao Can was so excited that he uttered the bird language.

The old hen, who could understand at first, couldn't hear clearly for a while: "What?"

If there was one word to describe Xiaocan's appearance at this time, it would probably be blushing and thick neck.But Xiaocan couldn't see her blush because of too many feathers, and her neck couldn't be seen because of her obesity, let alone thick.

"I will do what I say!" The old hen threw the stunned Xiaocan in place with a harsh word.

In the next week, whenever the gods passed by, the old hen would quickly stop Xiaocan.Although Xiaocan is fast, the old hen is faster than him.

In this regard, Xiao Jin sighed: Ginger is still old and hot, and grabbing food is still old fast.

What made Xiaocan most angry was that every time the old hen stopped him, she would complacently take part of the fairy's food, and then eat it in front of Xiaocan triumphantly.

The gods feel that life is much better.In the past, half of the things that would be robbed when passing through the chicken coop, now only [-]% will be taken away.

Xiaoyin expresses deep sympathy for them who are used to being robbed.

Xiaocan found out that no one spoke for him, and no one felt sorry for him.