A chicken in a phoenix nest
Chapter 2
The fairies came to the chicken coop.
"Can't you give birth at once?"
The hen had no time to pay attention to his complaints. She had just accepted an unprecedented test and was hit hard again.
This is an egg.
It's still a chicken egg!
Although the eggs laid by the chicken are of course eggs, the hen who laid the special egg twice took it for granted that this time she would definitely lay a more attractive egg, but it turned out to be such an ordinary egg.
Compared with the original shiny golden egg and delicate silver egg, this egg looks slightly larger.In fact, compared to ordinary native eggs, this egg is smooth and hard, no matter how you look at it, it is an egg of excellent quality.
But it's still a chicken egg.No matter how good the quality is, it cannot change this fact.
Liu An patted the egg comfortingly: "Anyway, it's still an egg, not a rock."
The old hen would rather it be a rock.She believes that even the stones in the heaven are more precious than the eggs in the earth.
Xiao Jin sighed deeply and said, "What can this egg be used for?"
Xiaoyin said weakly: "...Eat."
A fairy who likes to eat said: "I think this egg should be delicious, why don't we boil it! But it should be delicious steamed, after all..."
"You dare to eat my child!" Although the old hen was very disappointed, the egg was still her own child.In the human world, I always see the eggs I laid being made into various foods.The heartache and helplessness of bereavement is something the old hen never wants to experience again.
At this moment, the native egg suddenly turned on its own, and then rolled out from the side of the hen and fell to the ground.
"Snapped!"
It was a short sound, a typical beginner's hand slipping and letting the egg fall to the ground, making the sound of the egg white and egg liquid wrapping together on the ground.
The old hen covered her eyes.
"Chirp chirp, chirp chirp!" A crisp, short, childish voice came from under the broken eggshell.
Liu An opened the eggshell, and the little chicken with light yellow feathers was looking at him with shiny black eyes.
"Chirp, chirp!"
Don't call it Jiujiu, call it Xiaocan
After Liu An and all the gods left, the old hen looked at a certain fluffy yellow ball with a serious face.
Why do the golden and silver eggs hatch out of human beings, but this one hatches out of chickens?
"Can you speak?"
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!" The little yellow chicken said seriously, of course I would, but I didn't realize that I only uttered the short syllable "jiu".
Xiao Jin looked at the old hen whose air pressure was getting lower and lower, and wisely changed the subject: "Let's name him!"
The quiet Xiaoyin looked a little drowsy, and he pointed to Xiaojin.
"The one that comes out of the golden egg is called Xiao Jin, or it can be called Xiao Jin Jin."
He pointed to himself again.
"The one that comes out of the silver egg is called Xiaoyin, and it can also be called Xiaoyinyin."
"Then," Xiaoyin grabbed the little yellow chicken by the back of the neck, but his hands were too small to grab him, but instead grabbed a few feathers, the pain made the little yellow chicken chirp and scream.
"The one that comes out of the egg is called a chick, or it can be called a small..."
Relying on a woman's intuition, the old hen felt that the next word Xiaoyin said would definitely spoil the child, so she interrupted him at the right time: "Why don't you call me Xiaohuang. Xiaojin, Xiaoyin, Xiaohuang. Well, quite OK."
But Xiaoyin continued on his own: "It can also be called Little Jiujiu."
"What?"
"Because his cry is Jiujiu." Xiaoyin looked at the yellow ball curled up indifferently, "Little Jiujiu, in fact, you don't need to curl up. You are just like a ball."
After speaking, he stretched out his sinful claws towards the trembling little yellow ball.
I saw that the yellow ball moved greatly, as if taking a big breath, and then rolled to the side.
Then eyes, nose, and mouth appeared on the little yellow ball.
The little yellow chicken jumped on the spot angrily: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp! (I don't want to be called chirping)"
"It seems that he likes this name very much!" Xiaoyin smiled softly, there was a very shallow dimple at the corner of his mouth, no matter how you look at it, it makes people like it.However, the little yellow chicken shivered when he saw his unclear eyes.
So the little yellow chicken was temporarily called Jiujiu.
But the most depressed is not him, but the old hen.
In fact, logically speaking, she should like the little yellow chicken the most.Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin are all in human form, only the little yellow chicken looks like a normal chicken.Moreover, Xiaojin and Xiaoyin usually don't like to talk to themselves, and they always go to the fairy's house to grab a meal.But they are cute and those gods will not be disgusted. If you go with them, you will definitely be looked down upon by those little fairies.
And the little yellow chicken didn't know what it was, it didn't like to be with Xiao Jin, and it always hid from the beautiful little Yin, but it just liked to pester the old hen.
The old hen's mood is very complicated. It's like an ordinary mother who gave birth to two outstanding sons who were admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, but those two outstanding sons don't often go home to see; Stick to yourself all day long.
The little yellow chicken seemed unaware of the old hen's hatred of iron and steel, and still ate and slept when it should every day.
He spends 80.00% of his day eating.
Rice, millet, flat peaches, bananas... as long as a fairy with food passes by the chicken coop, he will hug into a ball, roll to the feet of that fairy, and then transform into a cute chicken, with eyes the size of black beans It emits a light called "If you don't feed me, I will kill you", until the gods can't stand it, they will drop half of the food and run away.
Then the little yellow chicken began to eat happily, chirping while eating.
It's not that there are no gods trying to rush through the right and wrong at high speed, but the little yellow chicken is very talented in hugging a ball, not only rolling, but also jumping up.And he has already practiced the ability to smell whether someone has food from a distance of [-] meters.This ability ignores any magic spells and defenses. Even a monkey that can turn over hundreds of thousands of miles in somersaults will be surprised to find that there is an extra chicken on the cloud it is riding on when passing the chicken coop.
There are also gods who try to detour.The place where this chicken coop is located is a treasure land of geomantic omen. If the exclusive chicken coop in Tianting is a capsule apartment, then the chicken coop where the little yellow chicken is located is a villa.The mansion behind the former Taolin, the heaven on the left and the residential area on the right.Therefore, most of the gods who passed by this chicken coop could not escape the fate of being robbed of half of their rations.
Besides, they can't be cruel to a chicken that has no strength to restrain it, that would be too insulting to the immortal name.
They also filed a complaint with Liu An, but this guy has been taking free-range measures for his chickens, and he only said a few symbolic words about the little yellow chickens that were eating happily.
The little yellow chicken responded: "Chirp!"
... Even an immortal would know that he didn't listen.
Some even talked about it with the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor seemed very happy to see them being angry, so he just waved his hand: "Isn't it just a chicken, if he wants something to eat, you can give it to him. Xiao Jin and Doesn't Xiaoyin always go to your house for dinner?"
The seemingly casual tone frightened the gods beside him: Could it be that the Jade Emperor already knew that with Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin by his side, his cultivation speed would be faster?
——Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin seem to have natural auxiliary abilities. Whichever house they go to eat, the cultivation level of the gods in that house will skyrocket that day, and the speed of cultivation will also increase.It just goes back to normal the next day.Therefore, on the day when Xiaojin and Xiaoyin came to visit, the gods often went to duel with the gods they didn't like.
Obviously the Jade Emperor was just talking casually, but this made the gods dare not mention it anymore.
The little yellow chicken ate like this every day, and occasionally went to sleep next to the old hen.At this time, you will see a spectacular scene: a large group of immortals pass by the chicken coop, and then take a long breath and quickly go elsewhere.This kind of scene is very similar to the current crossing the road, attracting the sideways gleeful glances of those gods who don't need to pass through the chicken coop.
When the little yellow chicken was still an egg, there was a delicious fairy who wanted to eat him, but he didn't succeed, but the little yellow chicken had a deep impression on him.So every time the fairy passed by the chicken coop, the little yellow chicken would deduct 80.00% of his food.
That immortal is now crying without tears.
In fact, immortals don't need to eat, but it doesn't matter if they eat.But the little yellow chicken is at most a half-immortal, so almost everything he eats becomes excess energy.
The little yellow chicken grew up little by little.
No, it is long fat.
When he first came out of his shell, he was like a ping pong ball.But then it should be considered baby fat.Slowly grow up and lose weight.However, the shape of the little yellow chicken has not changed at all, but its volume has continued to increase.From table tennis to tennis, and now to a ball, people can't help but think of him when they see him: 3.1415926...
The old hen didn't want to care about him at first, but she couldn't accept that he was fatter than herself.
"Look at Xiaojin, and then look at you. And Xiaoyin's thin legs... tsk tsk tsk, why are you so round." The old hen patted the little yellow chicken on the head.
"Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet (because they are in human form)!"
"Humanoid? What's wrong with the humanoid? Isn't the humanoid fat? You child, why do you always find excuses for your shortcomings!" The old hen is the only creature that the little yellow chicken knows that can understand the little yellow chicken "Jijiu" "Called.
"(啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾) But, aren't those little fairies all thin arms and legs?"
The old hen was very angry: "My mother will make you look fat now!" After saying that, with a "bang", the old hen
"Can't you give birth at once?"
The hen had no time to pay attention to his complaints. She had just accepted an unprecedented test and was hit hard again.
This is an egg.
It's still a chicken egg!
Although the eggs laid by the chicken are of course eggs, the hen who laid the special egg twice took it for granted that this time she would definitely lay a more attractive egg, but it turned out to be such an ordinary egg.
Compared with the original shiny golden egg and delicate silver egg, this egg looks slightly larger.In fact, compared to ordinary native eggs, this egg is smooth and hard, no matter how you look at it, it is an egg of excellent quality.
But it's still a chicken egg.No matter how good the quality is, it cannot change this fact.
Liu An patted the egg comfortingly: "Anyway, it's still an egg, not a rock."
The old hen would rather it be a rock.She believes that even the stones in the heaven are more precious than the eggs in the earth.
Xiao Jin sighed deeply and said, "What can this egg be used for?"
Xiaoyin said weakly: "...Eat."
A fairy who likes to eat said: "I think this egg should be delicious, why don't we boil it! But it should be delicious steamed, after all..."
"You dare to eat my child!" Although the old hen was very disappointed, the egg was still her own child.In the human world, I always see the eggs I laid being made into various foods.The heartache and helplessness of bereavement is something the old hen never wants to experience again.
At this moment, the native egg suddenly turned on its own, and then rolled out from the side of the hen and fell to the ground.
"Snapped!"
It was a short sound, a typical beginner's hand slipping and letting the egg fall to the ground, making the sound of the egg white and egg liquid wrapping together on the ground.
The old hen covered her eyes.
"Chirp chirp, chirp chirp!" A crisp, short, childish voice came from under the broken eggshell.
Liu An opened the eggshell, and the little chicken with light yellow feathers was looking at him with shiny black eyes.
"Chirp, chirp!"
Don't call it Jiujiu, call it Xiaocan
After Liu An and all the gods left, the old hen looked at a certain fluffy yellow ball with a serious face.
Why do the golden and silver eggs hatch out of human beings, but this one hatches out of chickens?
"Can you speak?"
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!" The little yellow chicken said seriously, of course I would, but I didn't realize that I only uttered the short syllable "jiu".
Xiao Jin looked at the old hen whose air pressure was getting lower and lower, and wisely changed the subject: "Let's name him!"
The quiet Xiaoyin looked a little drowsy, and he pointed to Xiaojin.
"The one that comes out of the golden egg is called Xiao Jin, or it can be called Xiao Jin Jin."
He pointed to himself again.
"The one that comes out of the silver egg is called Xiaoyin, and it can also be called Xiaoyinyin."
"Then," Xiaoyin grabbed the little yellow chicken by the back of the neck, but his hands were too small to grab him, but instead grabbed a few feathers, the pain made the little yellow chicken chirp and scream.
"The one that comes out of the egg is called a chick, or it can be called a small..."
Relying on a woman's intuition, the old hen felt that the next word Xiaoyin said would definitely spoil the child, so she interrupted him at the right time: "Why don't you call me Xiaohuang. Xiaojin, Xiaoyin, Xiaohuang. Well, quite OK."
But Xiaoyin continued on his own: "It can also be called Little Jiujiu."
"What?"
"Because his cry is Jiujiu." Xiaoyin looked at the yellow ball curled up indifferently, "Little Jiujiu, in fact, you don't need to curl up. You are just like a ball."
After speaking, he stretched out his sinful claws towards the trembling little yellow ball.
I saw that the yellow ball moved greatly, as if taking a big breath, and then rolled to the side.
Then eyes, nose, and mouth appeared on the little yellow ball.
The little yellow chicken jumped on the spot angrily: "Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp! (I don't want to be called chirping)"
"It seems that he likes this name very much!" Xiaoyin smiled softly, there was a very shallow dimple at the corner of his mouth, no matter how you look at it, it makes people like it.However, the little yellow chicken shivered when he saw his unclear eyes.
So the little yellow chicken was temporarily called Jiujiu.
But the most depressed is not him, but the old hen.
In fact, logically speaking, she should like the little yellow chicken the most.Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin are all in human form, only the little yellow chicken looks like a normal chicken.Moreover, Xiaojin and Xiaoyin usually don't like to talk to themselves, and they always go to the fairy's house to grab a meal.But they are cute and those gods will not be disgusted. If you go with them, you will definitely be looked down upon by those little fairies.
And the little yellow chicken didn't know what it was, it didn't like to be with Xiao Jin, and it always hid from the beautiful little Yin, but it just liked to pester the old hen.
The old hen's mood is very complicated. It's like an ordinary mother who gave birth to two outstanding sons who were admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, but those two outstanding sons don't often go home to see; Stick to yourself all day long.
The little yellow chicken seemed unaware of the old hen's hatred of iron and steel, and still ate and slept when it should every day.
He spends 80.00% of his day eating.
Rice, millet, flat peaches, bananas... as long as a fairy with food passes by the chicken coop, he will hug into a ball, roll to the feet of that fairy, and then transform into a cute chicken, with eyes the size of black beans It emits a light called "If you don't feed me, I will kill you", until the gods can't stand it, they will drop half of the food and run away.
Then the little yellow chicken began to eat happily, chirping while eating.
It's not that there are no gods trying to rush through the right and wrong at high speed, but the little yellow chicken is very talented in hugging a ball, not only rolling, but also jumping up.And he has already practiced the ability to smell whether someone has food from a distance of [-] meters.This ability ignores any magic spells and defenses. Even a monkey that can turn over hundreds of thousands of miles in somersaults will be surprised to find that there is an extra chicken on the cloud it is riding on when passing the chicken coop.
There are also gods who try to detour.The place where this chicken coop is located is a treasure land of geomantic omen. If the exclusive chicken coop in Tianting is a capsule apartment, then the chicken coop where the little yellow chicken is located is a villa.The mansion behind the former Taolin, the heaven on the left and the residential area on the right.Therefore, most of the gods who passed by this chicken coop could not escape the fate of being robbed of half of their rations.
Besides, they can't be cruel to a chicken that has no strength to restrain it, that would be too insulting to the immortal name.
They also filed a complaint with Liu An, but this guy has been taking free-range measures for his chickens, and he only said a few symbolic words about the little yellow chickens that were eating happily.
The little yellow chicken responded: "Chirp!"
... Even an immortal would know that he didn't listen.
Some even talked about it with the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor seemed very happy to see them being angry, so he just waved his hand: "Isn't it just a chicken, if he wants something to eat, you can give it to him. Xiao Jin and Doesn't Xiaoyin always go to your house for dinner?"
The seemingly casual tone frightened the gods beside him: Could it be that the Jade Emperor already knew that with Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin by his side, his cultivation speed would be faster?
——Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin seem to have natural auxiliary abilities. Whichever house they go to eat, the cultivation level of the gods in that house will skyrocket that day, and the speed of cultivation will also increase.It just goes back to normal the next day.Therefore, on the day when Xiaojin and Xiaoyin came to visit, the gods often went to duel with the gods they didn't like.
Obviously the Jade Emperor was just talking casually, but this made the gods dare not mention it anymore.
The little yellow chicken ate like this every day, and occasionally went to sleep next to the old hen.At this time, you will see a spectacular scene: a large group of immortals pass by the chicken coop, and then take a long breath and quickly go elsewhere.This kind of scene is very similar to the current crossing the road, attracting the sideways gleeful glances of those gods who don't need to pass through the chicken coop.
When the little yellow chicken was still an egg, there was a delicious fairy who wanted to eat him, but he didn't succeed, but the little yellow chicken had a deep impression on him.So every time the fairy passed by the chicken coop, the little yellow chicken would deduct 80.00% of his food.
That immortal is now crying without tears.
In fact, immortals don't need to eat, but it doesn't matter if they eat.But the little yellow chicken is at most a half-immortal, so almost everything he eats becomes excess energy.
The little yellow chicken grew up little by little.
No, it is long fat.
When he first came out of his shell, he was like a ping pong ball.But then it should be considered baby fat.Slowly grow up and lose weight.However, the shape of the little yellow chicken has not changed at all, but its volume has continued to increase.From table tennis to tennis, and now to a ball, people can't help but think of him when they see him: 3.1415926...
The old hen didn't want to care about him at first, but she couldn't accept that he was fatter than herself.
"Look at Xiaojin, and then look at you. And Xiaoyin's thin legs... tsk tsk tsk, why are you so round." The old hen patted the little yellow chicken on the head.
"Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet (because they are in human form)!"
"Humanoid? What's wrong with the humanoid? Isn't the humanoid fat? You child, why do you always find excuses for your shortcomings!" The old hen is the only creature that the little yellow chicken knows that can understand the little yellow chicken "Jijiu" "Called.
"(啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾 啾) But, aren't those little fairies all thin arms and legs?"
The old hen was very angry: "My mother will make you look fat now!" After saying that, with a "bang", the old hen
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