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Walking into the minister's office, Zheng Zhi said to Minister Chen: "Minister, I'm back to sell my vacation."

Minister Chen put down his work and said, "Are you finally willing to come back?"

"I'm sorry Minister, someone in my family has been sick recently, so I have been..." Zheng Zhi explained.

"Okay, okay, no need to explain. During your absence, your work is done for you by others, and your salary cannot be taken by others, so in order to be fair, you should be busy this month." Minister Chen Said, "Now you go to the marketing department, someone reported for repair just now."

Zheng Zhi said: "I'm sorry Minister, I don't think I can do it."

"What do you mean?"

"Minister, to tell you the truth, I actually don't know anything about computers. I usually rely on it for maintenance." Zheng Zhi raised his head and said, "But it broke, so now I can't repair any computers."

"Are you... a trick that is popular all over the world?" Minister Chen thought for a while and said.

"Forget it. In fact, it's my mobile phone that has this skill, not me. I don't even have a single stunt." Zheng Zhi said flatly.Will he be fired this time?It would be fine if he was fired, so that he would have more time to repair Crazy Crazy, and he could go to another city to see after all the repair shops in this city slipped by.

Minister Chen fell into deep thought, then found a document from his messy desk and handed it to Zheng Zhi, saying, "This is the transfer form, here it is."

Zheng Zhi took it over, looked at Minister Chen suspiciously and said, "Minister, is this?"

"If you can't be competent in this department, you can transfer to another department to continue to shine. I remember that you wanted to go to the marketing department?"

Zheng Zhi said in disbelief: "Minister, won't you fire me?"

Minister Chen said with a smile: "It's not a fault of not being proficient in computers. Besides, you have indeed helped the department a lot. I'm not a person who repays kindness with complaints, and you're not the only one who doesn't know anything about it."

"what?"

Minister Chen looked at TOM and them through the glass of the office and said: "Actually, I was not the Minister of Information Technology at first. Pass."

"The minister, what department did you work in at the beginning?"

"Logistics Department." Seeing Zheng Zhi's dumbfounded expression, Minister Chen patted him on the shoulder and said, "Look, I, the minister, haven't left, let alone you. Besides, as long as your mobile phone is repaired, you can Can't you stay here any longer?"

Zheng Zhi stroked Crazy's shell and said, "I hope it can be repaired."

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll give you all the work of serving tea and water in this office in the future, and you just wait for your superior to approve your application."

"Thank you Minister."

"Also, in order to make your life easier in this short period of time, I decided to tell you a few experiences that I have learned from working in the information technology department as a computer illiterate for the past few years." Director Chen continued, "Meet A broken computer needs to perform the following three steps: [-]. Close Windows, [-]. Open Windows. If the computer still does not respond after performing these two steps, please perform the third step and call Zhao Jie to help. Do you still remember this person? To be honest, I forgot his name myself because it’s been too long, but I found it from above...]”

Minister, these three steps are only suitable for you, how can I move Zhao Jie.

After complaining in his heart, Zheng Zhi thanked the minister again and retreated.Just after walking a few steps, the bell rang loudly.There was no caller ID, and there was no notification, but the phone rang for no reason. It seemed that Mr. Crazy had another order.

Zheng Zhi walked to a secluded corridor and picked up the phone.

"Zheng Zhi!!!!"

Rubbing the ear that was hurt by the shock, Zheng Zhi put Crazy on the other ear and said: "I heard it, I heard it, don't be so loud, my ears are hurt by the shock."

Crazy shouted: "You deserve it! Why did you tell the minister that you don't know anything about computers? Aren't you afraid of being fired?! Your family hasn't given you money for a long time. Don't you still have me if you don't know anything?"

"Aren't you sick?"

"But you can still connect me to the computer, and I can fix it for you, and if it's not good enough, I can even program it for you." Madness said.

Zheng Zhi rarely became serious and said: "No, you are already sick because of repairing the computer, I can't take this risk anymore. And since you are sick, give me a good rest, don't worry about me every day, it's okay to say no ?"

"Who cares about you, stop being sentimental!"

"Yes, yes, some people like duplicity." Zheng Zhi resumed his teasing tone and said, "Isn't it, my little madman?"

Madness turned into anger and said: "You die!" After finishing speaking, the call was cut off.

"Hey, he plays with his temper every now and then, just like a child who will never grow up." Zheng Zhi said, looking at Crazy who had returned to dead silence.

At this moment, the bell rang again, and Zheng Zhi hooked up the corner of his mouth, picked up the phone and said, "What? Missed me so soon?"

"Miss you? Did you chat with anyone before?" Zheng Xin asked, "Could it be, Xiaozhi, you..."

As soon as he heard his elder sister's voice, Zheng Zhi immediately put away his tone and said, "No, I'm just joking with you."

"Are you kidding? I think you must be joking with that pretty little brother."

"Elder sister is wise." Thinking that Zheng Xin has recognized that there is an inexplicable relationship between herself and Madness, Zheng Zhi said without bothering to argue.

"Of course, why don't you come back and let your sister and I see that little brother, how about this weekend?"

Zheng Zhi said, "Sister, why do you suddenly want to see him again?"

Zheng Xin said: "Didn't I tell you to come back and meet Mr. Ai some time? I thought that since we want to meet, we should come together. Let Mr. Ai and I help you check it out and see you little boyfriend."

"So this family meeting? As expected of a strong woman in the workplace, she just pays attention to efficiency." Zheng Zhi continued, "But this Mr. Ai has been promoted to my prospective brother-in-law so quickly?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you and I are just friends." Zheng Xin said like a girl who fell in love, and added a sentence at the end of the sentence, "A friend who talks about everything."

Zheng Zhi knows his sister too well. In fact, most of the time when he faces a man, he falls into lovesickness. Often the man doesn't know that this strong woman has a crush on him, and he only wonders why this woman will marry him. The ceremony inexplicably drank so much wine.Of course, it is not ruled out that some men deliberately approach her sister because of her background, so it is very necessary to take a look.

"That's fine, but he's been sick recently, so he probably won't be able to come..."

"Yo, protecting him so much, I haven't passed the door yet." Zheng Xin said with a smile, "Forget it, anyway, I just want to meet him on the way, why is he seriously ill?"

"It's under control so it doesn't get worse."

"It sounds serious. Do you need me to go and see him?"

Zheng Zhi quickly said: "No need, it's actually just a small problem. Didn't you say you want to see Mr. Ai? Where and when?"

On the weekend, Zheng Zhi came to the coffee shop that Zheng Xin told him in advance as scheduled, and when he entered, he found that his sister and a man in a black suit were already waiting for him.

"Sorry, am I late?" Zheng Zhi walked a few steps forward to take his seat and said.

"No, Mr. Zheng is very punctual, we arrived early." The man said.

Zheng Xin interjected and said, "What's your name, Mr. Zheng? If you're a stranger, just call him Xiaozhi with me. Xiaozhi, this is the Mr. Ai I often tell you."

The hair of the man in front of him was combed back meticulously, revealing a smooth forehead, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his face, his facial features were quite correct, and his suit was neat and wrinkle-free.That's not bad, a typical workplace abstinence|desire man is a good match for a strong woman in the workplace.

Zheng Zhi said to Mr. Ai: "Hello, Mr. Ai."

Mr. Ai nodded and said, "I heard from your sister that you have a little boyfriend? Why didn't he come?"

Just as Zheng Zhi took a sip of coffee, he was choked by Mr. Ai's words: "Cough, cough, he is sick and can't come."

Mr. Ai frowned and said, "Sick?"

"Yes," Zheng Xin said, "If you really want to see him, I'll ask Xiao Zhi to bring it to you when he's ready. Let's order now. I want a tiramisu. How about you? "

This afternoon tea was very boring. Ever since he heard himself say that Madness was sick, this Mr. Ai has been frowning, and he can see that he is not interested in his sister, because it has always been her sister who wants to mobilize the atmosphere. He kept talking, and seeing Miss Zheng fell into unrequited love again, Zheng Zhi couldn't help sighing again, but there was one thing he cared about, that is, Mr. Ai seemed to care a lot about madness.

At this time, Zheng Xin was called away because of a phone call, and before leaving, she asked herself to continue to communicate with Mr. Ai.Regarding this, Zheng Zhi said in his heart, I'm sorry, sister, your hard work was in vain.People are not interested in you, and there are two big men communicating in the coffee shop, what's the matter, and there is nothing to say between me and him.

Sure enough, after Zheng Xin left, the atmosphere fell into a stalemate for a while.Suddenly Mr. Ai asked coldly: "Is Mr. Zheng's mobile phone an iPhone?"

Because Mr. Ai's expression was too serious and there was a hint of questioning, Zheng Zhi became nervous like a student who cheated and was caught by the head teacher suddenly: "What, what's wrong?"

"Answer me, yes or no."

"Yes." Speaking of which, my high school head teacher did wear the same pair of gold-rimmed glasses.

"give me."

Ahhh, is the teacher going to confiscate the cheating slips?Because Mr. Ai's tone was too irresistible, Zheng Zhi handed Ai Crazy to Mr. Ai.

I saw Mr. Ai took Ai Chuang and stroked it lightly a few times, as if by magic, he suddenly became a living person. In the blink of an eye, he saw Crazy sitting cramped in the position that Zheng Xin had done before. .

Zheng Zhi watched Madness suddenly transform back into a human form like a dream, and heard the domineering Madness nervously say: "Big, big cousin, why are you here?"

"Big cousin?!" Zheng Zhi finally woke up from a dream and looked at the scene in front of him in surprise.

Mr. Ai pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, a white light slid across the lens, and then stretched out his hand and said, "Hi, let me introduce myself again. My surname is Ai, you can also call me ipad, it's a phonephone cousin."

The author has something to say: Well, happy spoofing~~~~