NO.8
"Sir, according to my observation, there should be nothing wrong with your love madness..."
Zheng Zhi grabbed the repairman's neckline and said, "It's not broken?! You said you wanted to check it, and you asked me to remove the case and the back cover of my phone. After looking at it for a long time, you said it was not broken!" I picked it up for you, and I also dissected it for you. After being raped by you for a long time, you actually said such things to me!
The repairman said without tears: "First, sir, calm down first. Although your mobile phone was opened, you took off the case and the back cover by yourself. All operations are done by yourself. You did it yourself, I just watched it from the side. It’s not bad because of my visual inspection, if you’re really worried, I’ll take another look for you.” Then he took a screwdriver and planned to be serious Check it out.
Zheng Zhi blocked the repairman's hand and said, "No need!"
I have never seen this kind of guest before, and the mobile phone is not even allowed to be touched.You say he has a cleanliness freak, but he doesn't look like that kind of person.I told him for a long time that it would be better for a professional to disassemble the machine, but he refused to do it. He said that he could pay twice as much, but he just had to do it himself. .
The repairman said: "Sir, since you have been emphasizing that your love is crazy, can you tell me what exactly is wrong with him?"
"He...he's just not good, he's broken and sick," Zheng Zhi was speechless for a while, and said in a panic, "If I knew what's wrong with him, what do I need your repairman to do!"
Be calm, be calm, he is your GOD, you can't get mad at him, you can't get mad at him.Really, if there are more such GODs, I might become Lucifer one day!The mechanic took a deep breath and said, "Then sir..."
"Forget it, I won't fix it."
Zheng Zhi came out of the Apple repair shop angrily.This is already the sixth day of Crazy, and I have taken him to every Apple repair shop I know, but the result is the same - your love is not broken.If you insist on saying that Madness is broken, they will ask you to tell me where it is broken. Do you have to say that my love madness can't become a human being, then it will definitely be regarded as crazy.
Looking up at the gray sky, Zheng Zhi felt a little frustrated.I also connected Ai Crazy to the computer and wanted to help him kill and kill viruses, but neither 360 nor Jinshan found any viruses. Is Crazy going to keep it like this?
After arriving home, Zheng Zhi opened the browser of his mobile phone as usual to search for the few remaining Apple repair shops in the city that he had not been to.
"Zheng Zhi..." The crazy screen flashed, and a weak voice came from the microphone.
Zheng Zhi smiled, put Crazy Crazy close to his ear and said, "What's wrong? Do you miss me?"
"Nonsense." After being teased by Zheng Zhi for a long time, Crazy can also respond to Zheng Zhi without blushing or panting. Besides, now that he can't see his face, his face can become thicker, "I and Tell me something."
"what's up?"
"Didn't you dismantle me today? You forgot to put an important component in." Crazy said
Zheng Zhi fell on the sofa and said lazily: "Really?"
"of course it's true!"
Zheng Zhi said: "Crazy, I think you must have never heard the story of the wolf coming. The same lie can deceive people once or twice, but it must not lie for the third time. This sentence started from the first time I You said it when you took it apart. Now say it again, when one day I really forget an important component, I won’t believe it if you say it again.”
"Tch, why don't you even have a sense of humor, and you don't cooperate with making a joke at all." Maniac complained.
Humor cell?When he told himself for the first time, he was really taken aback. He rushed to the repair shop without even eating, but the repair shop was closed at that time. If you have to wait until the store opens tomorrow morning, and swear to God that you are joking, maybe you will really wait all night.
"Okay, okay. We'll go back tomorrow and see if anything was left."
"Didn't you say you were joking? Why are you still going? Besides, don't you have to go to work tomorrow?"
Zheng Zhi said: "I can ask for leave."The three become tigers, and I am indeed a tiger with one machine. Although I know it is a joke, I am still worried. I am obviously not a woman and I am suspicious every day.
Madness said: "Don't go, if you ask for leave again, the attendance award will be gone. I just fell in love with a new mobile phone case recently, and you still have to buy it for me."
Your mobile phone case is not bought by my perfect attendance award.
"Okay, I won't go."
Crazy laughed: "Oh, there's more, I feel much better today."
"Well, I know." You say that every day, and I say that every time I hear you talking, I feel guilty and distressed when I hear the messy sound of electricity. You don't know what adjustments you have made for yourself. There is no sound of electricity.In order not to make me sad, I chat with me in a very happy tone every day, and make a few jokes from time to time. God knows that every joke will scare me half to death.Although he has a small temper and is usually self-willed, he is still quite caring. Why didn't he find out before?
"I said crazy..."
"what's wrong?"
"When will you become a human being? I'm still waiting for your suitor to perform well. For the sake of me these days, would you like to give me a kiss~" Zheng Zhi said.
"You, you... go kiss yourself!" Although he couldn't see his face, Crazy was still amused by Zheng Zhi's embarrassment.
"Haha..." Although he couldn't see Madman blushing, Zheng Zhi still felt very happy listening to Madman's incoherent words. Maybe in these days of Madness's illness, he would only feel happy if he chatted with Madness.
After a long time, Mangkang didn't make any more noises, perhaps because he was a little bit ruthless and didn't want to pay attention to himself. Zheng Zhi shook his head, thinking about taking Mangkang out of his ears.At this time, a slight but clear "What" came from the microphone.
Zheng Zhi: Is this a kiss?
Crazy: This is a kiss, this is a kiss!
Zheng Zhi hurriedly shouted into the microphone: "Hey, this doesn't count, remember to kiss after turning back into a human, kiss!"
As soon as Zheng Zhi entered the company, he saw Tom's sad eyes.
"Master, are you finally willing to come back?"
Zheng Zhi laughed and said, "Some things at home have been delayed recently. Besides, what are you doing with such grievances? Didn't I send all the things you want to your mailbox?"
Because of the madness, Zheng Zhi took several days off to go to the repair shop.TOM here is not happy, what about the small film you said you want to give?If you don't come back, my films will be gone. I've been waiting for your films these days.Zheng Zhi said, just give me your email, and I'll send you the computer to send it to you.Then I sent all the GV and AV stored in my computer to TOM for a few days to clean up.
"It's because of those things that something happened." TOM turned his head to Xiaomei's table about ten meters away from him and said, "Now I actually think the stones in the latrine are quite beautiful."
Zheng Zhi was shocked, Zheng Zhi felt guilty, and Zheng Zhi felt that he seemed to have turned a good young man, although he didn't bend it because of himself.
"This, maybe it's an illusion? People like to look at beautiful food. Although the stone bar is a bit smelly, it's pretty smooth, and the person looks quite fair. Although it's not as handsome as I am, it's still worth seeing. " Zheng Zhi followed TOM and said to the side.
TOM glanced at Zheng Zhi and said, "He's prettier than you..."
"Okay, he's prettier than me, but I'm more handsome than him." Zheng Zhi said, "And it's not good for you to keep staring at him like this. If he finds out, you will be finished."
TOM turned his head straight and said: "It's okay, anyway, no matter how I look at him, he thinks I'm looking at Xiaomei's. I used to look at him every day. And Director Chen asked you to ask him to sell your vacation after you come back. "
"understood."
"Sir, according to my observation, there should be nothing wrong with your love madness..."
Zheng Zhi grabbed the repairman's neckline and said, "It's not broken?! You said you wanted to check it, and you asked me to remove the case and the back cover of my phone. After looking at it for a long time, you said it was not broken!" I picked it up for you, and I also dissected it for you. After being raped by you for a long time, you actually said such things to me!
The repairman said without tears: "First, sir, calm down first. Although your mobile phone was opened, you took off the case and the back cover by yourself. All operations are done by yourself. You did it yourself, I just watched it from the side. It’s not bad because of my visual inspection, if you’re really worried, I’ll take another look for you.” Then he took a screwdriver and planned to be serious Check it out.
Zheng Zhi blocked the repairman's hand and said, "No need!"
I have never seen this kind of guest before, and the mobile phone is not even allowed to be touched.You say he has a cleanliness freak, but he doesn't look like that kind of person.I told him for a long time that it would be better for a professional to disassemble the machine, but he refused to do it. He said that he could pay twice as much, but he just had to do it himself. .
The repairman said: "Sir, since you have been emphasizing that your love is crazy, can you tell me what exactly is wrong with him?"
"He...he's just not good, he's broken and sick," Zheng Zhi was speechless for a while, and said in a panic, "If I knew what's wrong with him, what do I need your repairman to do!"
Be calm, be calm, he is your GOD, you can't get mad at him, you can't get mad at him.Really, if there are more such GODs, I might become Lucifer one day!The mechanic took a deep breath and said, "Then sir..."
"Forget it, I won't fix it."
Zheng Zhi came out of the Apple repair shop angrily.This is already the sixth day of Crazy, and I have taken him to every Apple repair shop I know, but the result is the same - your love is not broken.If you insist on saying that Madness is broken, they will ask you to tell me where it is broken. Do you have to say that my love madness can't become a human being, then it will definitely be regarded as crazy.
Looking up at the gray sky, Zheng Zhi felt a little frustrated.I also connected Ai Crazy to the computer and wanted to help him kill and kill viruses, but neither 360 nor Jinshan found any viruses. Is Crazy going to keep it like this?
After arriving home, Zheng Zhi opened the browser of his mobile phone as usual to search for the few remaining Apple repair shops in the city that he had not been to.
"Zheng Zhi..." The crazy screen flashed, and a weak voice came from the microphone.
Zheng Zhi smiled, put Crazy Crazy close to his ear and said, "What's wrong? Do you miss me?"
"Nonsense." After being teased by Zheng Zhi for a long time, Crazy can also respond to Zheng Zhi without blushing or panting. Besides, now that he can't see his face, his face can become thicker, "I and Tell me something."
"what's up?"
"Didn't you dismantle me today? You forgot to put an important component in." Crazy said
Zheng Zhi fell on the sofa and said lazily: "Really?"
"of course it's true!"
Zheng Zhi said: "Crazy, I think you must have never heard the story of the wolf coming. The same lie can deceive people once or twice, but it must not lie for the third time. This sentence started from the first time I You said it when you took it apart. Now say it again, when one day I really forget an important component, I won’t believe it if you say it again.”
"Tch, why don't you even have a sense of humor, and you don't cooperate with making a joke at all." Maniac complained.
Humor cell?When he told himself for the first time, he was really taken aback. He rushed to the repair shop without even eating, but the repair shop was closed at that time. If you have to wait until the store opens tomorrow morning, and swear to God that you are joking, maybe you will really wait all night.
"Okay, okay. We'll go back tomorrow and see if anything was left."
"Didn't you say you were joking? Why are you still going? Besides, don't you have to go to work tomorrow?"
Zheng Zhi said: "I can ask for leave."The three become tigers, and I am indeed a tiger with one machine. Although I know it is a joke, I am still worried. I am obviously not a woman and I am suspicious every day.
Madness said: "Don't go, if you ask for leave again, the attendance award will be gone. I just fell in love with a new mobile phone case recently, and you still have to buy it for me."
Your mobile phone case is not bought by my perfect attendance award.
"Okay, I won't go."
Crazy laughed: "Oh, there's more, I feel much better today."
"Well, I know." You say that every day, and I say that every time I hear you talking, I feel guilty and distressed when I hear the messy sound of electricity. You don't know what adjustments you have made for yourself. There is no sound of electricity.In order not to make me sad, I chat with me in a very happy tone every day, and make a few jokes from time to time. God knows that every joke will scare me half to death.Although he has a small temper and is usually self-willed, he is still quite caring. Why didn't he find out before?
"I said crazy..."
"what's wrong?"
"When will you become a human being? I'm still waiting for your suitor to perform well. For the sake of me these days, would you like to give me a kiss~" Zheng Zhi said.
"You, you... go kiss yourself!" Although he couldn't see his face, Crazy was still amused by Zheng Zhi's embarrassment.
"Haha..." Although he couldn't see Madman blushing, Zheng Zhi still felt very happy listening to Madman's incoherent words. Maybe in these days of Madness's illness, he would only feel happy if he chatted with Madness.
After a long time, Mangkang didn't make any more noises, perhaps because he was a little bit ruthless and didn't want to pay attention to himself. Zheng Zhi shook his head, thinking about taking Mangkang out of his ears.At this time, a slight but clear "What" came from the microphone.
Zheng Zhi: Is this a kiss?
Crazy: This is a kiss, this is a kiss!
Zheng Zhi hurriedly shouted into the microphone: "Hey, this doesn't count, remember to kiss after turning back into a human, kiss!"
As soon as Zheng Zhi entered the company, he saw Tom's sad eyes.
"Master, are you finally willing to come back?"
Zheng Zhi laughed and said, "Some things at home have been delayed recently. Besides, what are you doing with such grievances? Didn't I send all the things you want to your mailbox?"
Because of the madness, Zheng Zhi took several days off to go to the repair shop.TOM here is not happy, what about the small film you said you want to give?If you don't come back, my films will be gone. I've been waiting for your films these days.Zheng Zhi said, just give me your email, and I'll send you the computer to send it to you.Then I sent all the GV and AV stored in my computer to TOM for a few days to clean up.
"It's because of those things that something happened." TOM turned his head to Xiaomei's table about ten meters away from him and said, "Now I actually think the stones in the latrine are quite beautiful."
Zheng Zhi was shocked, Zheng Zhi felt guilty, and Zheng Zhi felt that he seemed to have turned a good young man, although he didn't bend it because of himself.
"This, maybe it's an illusion? People like to look at beautiful food. Although the stone bar is a bit smelly, it's pretty smooth, and the person looks quite fair. Although it's not as handsome as I am, it's still worth seeing. " Zheng Zhi followed TOM and said to the side.
TOM glanced at Zheng Zhi and said, "He's prettier than you..."
"Okay, he's prettier than me, but I'm more handsome than him." Zheng Zhi said, "And it's not good for you to keep staring at him like this. If he finds out, you will be finished."
TOM turned his head straight and said: "It's okay, anyway, no matter how I look at him, he thinks I'm looking at Xiaomei's. I used to look at him every day. And Director Chen asked you to ask him to sell your vacation after you come back. "
"understood."
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