The kiss thing

"Hello, Teacher Song." Song Xiao used a two-day holiday to commemorate himself who failed in his first blind date, and was a well-dressed senior excellent teacher when he went to work on Monday!

When it comes to clothes, Song Xiao also wants to cry for no reason, that is his only suit, and it costs half a month's salary! !Who knew wine stains on suits were so difficult to wash off!And he was still wearing a white shirt! !

In fact, the whole weekend mourned not only his lost blind date, but also his suit bought with bright red RMB!

"By the way, Mr. Song, the principal just asked you to go to his office."

Song Xiao stopped walking, and showed a childlike smile to the teacher in front of him: "Understood. Thank you, Teacher Zhang."

Teacher Zhang couldn't stand Song Xiao laughing like this now, especially when he heard that the blind date between the person in front of him and his daughter was screwed up, he nodded in embarrassment and left.Song Xiaoxin felt a little bit sorry, after all, this is a person who is about to retire in his 50s, making him feel sorry for himself, it will shorten his life.

Song Xiao didn't feel that life discount was really too cheap for him until he stepped into the door of the principal's office.

"Hahahaha, you are here, sit down quickly, drink some water and tell everyone about your blind date history?" The principal, that is, Song Xiao's so-called uncle who is seven years older than him, couldn't keep his mouth shut when he smiled. , "What did your aunt say that you are afraid that you will not be enlightened at such an age? I don't think little Song Xiao needs to worry. Doesn't this mean that you still know how to go on a blind date?"

"Yeah, I said Song Xiao, come and tell me about your history of blind dates that people despise!" Sitting on the sofa is Song Xiao's elder brother who is a policeman in uniform, shameless Leaning on the sofa to see Song Xiao's angry look, he was very happy to see it.

Song Xiao wished he could put the lesson plan in his hands into these two mouths, if it wasn't for his open class in the next class.

These two bastards are shameful on purpose!

"I'm going to class." Song Xiao was not in the mood to treat himself as a laughing stock and let the two find the joy of life.

"By the way, go to your grandpa's house today, your Grandpa Jiang's grandson just came back from the army! Don't forget..." the principal stretched his neck and shouted to Song Xiao who was going out.

He was answered by the loud thud of the door being kicked shut.

Song Xiao actually didn't have the slightest interest in being a teacher. Who has time to coax those big farts and children, especially high school teachers. He just feels tired when he sees those so-called young and mature faces.

What's more, the children at this time are all of the same age. He clearly teaches Chinese, but his uncle doesn't know what kind of wind he is using to make him the head teacher of the science class.

If it's just a simple science class, it's still good, but there are still a bunch of science classes hidden by bullies.

Especially Song Xiao, who can't rely on his face to establish his majesty at all, and was almost molested when he first started school.

"Teacher Song!" Song Xiao saw the little arm he was familiar with, that is, the monitor of the third class, walking over, and his heart began to chug. This scene is either A skipping class, or B and C fighting, or D and Made the new English teacher cry...

"what happened?"

Song Xiao has already made preparations. If the above situations are really the case, he will simply ask the principal to resign and quit.

"It's nothing, it's just that we heard something..." The male squad leader, who is usually serious, is just moaning at this time, which makes Song Xiao feel that something is wrong.The squad leader glanced at Song Xiao, lowered his head, and said in a helpless tone: "Teacher, are you going on a blind date on Saturday?"

This... what is this situation?Song Xiao couldn't take this blow a little bit, didn't he just have a blind date, is this going to make the whole world know about it? !who?Whoever followed him dragged him out and chopped him off!

"Actually, we also heard from class [-]. Two girls in class [-] saw you eating with a woman in a western restaurant, and then a boy in class [-] said that you were thrown alcohol by that woman..." saw Song Xiao's face became darker and darker, and the squad leader automatically shut up.

"You don't care about the teacher's private life. You are students, do you know that learning is important! Thinking about messy things every day!! Go back to class!"

The monitor pursed his lips, not daring to say the craziest rumor that appeared among the students, that is, the teacher went on a blind date and the teacher's boyfriend appeared, and the blind date partner found out that he had been cheated, and then threw the teacher away!The boyfriend hugged the teacher and asked the teacher for forgiveness. In the end, the teacher and the boyfriend lived happily together.

The squad leader could already foresee that if he told the rotten joke made up by the class [-] classmate, he would probably die without a whole body.

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