The kiss thing

Miss Zhang was gone, Song Xiao's first blind date was gone, and she left gently, leaving only the remains of food and an unfinished bill.

Song Xiao is sitting on the seat, he has the right to think, just now, was he being molested?Being molested in an open and honest manner?Being molested by a blind date in an open and honest manner?After being molested by the blind date in a fair manner, the blind date said "You are not suitable for me" and shook his sleeves and left?

Who are these people in the 21st century! !

"You are ruthless!"

Song Xiao nodded, ate his, touched his, and finally gave him an illusory blessing and left as a heartless bastard.

"You rascal!"

Song Xiao nodded, chatting so smoothly and smiling so happily, it turned out that it was because of the age difference, it was really a rascal.

"You are unreasonable!"

I'm really sorry, lady, have you watched too many Qiong Yao dramas?

Song Xiao looked sideways at the table on the right. He always thought it was a couple, but what's the situation now?The girl who seemed to be in her early twenties stood up, still holding a half glass of red wine in her hand, her crying pink Barbie makeup turned into smoke.

"How about I make a fuss about being ruthless and rascal?"

Hey, is this line wrong?

Song Xiao shifted his gaze to the male protagonist, and instantly blinded his [-]-degree glasses.

Who can tell me that this is a western restaurant, this is an authentic French western restaurant with suits and ties, not some coquettish nightclub he traveled to?What's the matter with the guy in the light blue shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows and the second-to-last button from the top?Do you show off your big skull necklace like a nouveau riche or your small chest muscles like a bodybuilder?Also, if you want to go out to eat, can you wear a shirt on top and don't let the military pants show off, okay?What era of fashion show is this!

Of course, Song Xiao still admitted fairly that the so-called clothes hanger is an aluminum-titanium alloy that blinds passers-by by wearing anything.

"Jiang Han! You bastard!" The heroine threw her hand holding the red wine glass...

Song Xiao felt his neck was a little cold, it was cold, sticky and wet!

Damn!This is a movie made by that lousy director, it's fine if the lines are wrong, can you stop changing the plot without authorization!He is a soy sauce passerby who provokes someone! ! !

"I...I..." The heroine's face instantly turned into a red apple!Then—run away.

Song Xiao is already unable to complain, miss, you just ran away, leaving me here to enjoy the ridicule of everyone in the restaurant, I don't want you to help me with my laundry, you can also leave a napkin, you bastard!Could it be that he was allowed to walk through the crowds to the bathroom with his chin dripping?Those who know it is red wine, but those who don't know it thinks it is a vampire!Please, he still needs some face.

"Give you."

A pack of face-saving tissues was handed to Song Xiao.

"Thank you." Song Xiao was thankful that he still had a bit of reason, even if the person sitting opposite him was the root cause of his being like this, he still maintained the teacher's politeness.

"Hey, boy, is your sister gone?"

"Sorry." Song Xiao looked up, resisting the urge to punch him, "Did you admit the wrong person?"

"Wrong person?" Jiang Han looked at the person in front of him, frowned and thought for a while, "Hmm...is that your aunt?"

Song Xiao turned around and left.

Auntie!Aunt sister ah aunt!You are still an old hen!Coo coo coo coo coo! !

"Hey, you just left!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know you well." Song Xiao turned his head in embarrassment, "And can you let go of my collar?"

"Don't, I will be responsible if you are like this. Who knows that there are so many things to go on a blind date! Let's go, I will pay you a piece of clothing!" Jiang Han put his arm around Song Xiao's shoulders, "I can't tell, you still Quite tall? Well developed, little brother."

Song Xiao tilted his head, is this bastard sarcastic?His height of 178 is not good enough in front of this bastard, okay?besides……

"Little brother, can you take your hand off my shoulder?"

Song Xiao took advantage of Jiang Han's dazed moment and took off the hand on Jiang Han's shoulder, "I'm 26 this year, my little brother who has no teeth should go to the children's clothing store to buy clothes by himself!"

After speaking, he ran away.Yes, you read that right, Song Xiao ran with the speed of a high school sprint champion.

"Damn!" By the time Jiang Han came to his senses, Song Xiao had already disappeared. "Who is running faster than a rabbit! I can't eat you again!"

Jiang Han thought about the way Song Xiao stared at him and said about him just now. He was quite angry at something, but he couldn't say it when he got angry.

"Okay, the little potato has grown into a small steamed bun and has teeth that can bite people."

Jiang Han can't wait to think about the next meeting with Song Xiao.

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