God, I want to sleep with you

Jiang Bie has been annoyed recently, how can he write some bullshit summary plan?

He felt that he was the only son of Lao Jiang's family, so he couldn't just bend over like this, so he began to struggle desperately, and began to find ways to treat homosexuality. He used to think it was very stupid to ask for help online, but now he thinks it's easy to ask questions anonymously online. It is so beneficial to mankind, who is so clever to come up with this model!So he anonymously asked a question on a well-known Q&A app:

Title: I feel like I'm bent, what should I do?

Detailed description: I have always liked women for so many years. My previous goal was always to marry a beautiful woman with a thin waist, long breasts, big skin and fair skin, and I would also feel like being teased by a woman.But recently I don’t feel any more, and I’m not interested in women anymore, but it’s not always true to say that I like men, because I seem to only have feelings for one man. What kind of disease am I, is there any cure?

This question has attracted the attention of the major answerers, and everyone has started to save the confused gays:

Answer [-]: In this situation, the landlord probably fell in love with that boy. Many men have always been heterosexual before, and after being turned off, they will lose their sexual interest in women. You may become sexually interested in other men all of a sudden, causing you to only have feelings for the man you like.

Answer [-]: Is it purely sexual dysfunction?Has the landlord been to the men's hospital?You can't avoid diseases and avoid medical treatment, this can be related to your life's sexual happiness.

Answer to the main subject three: Obviously, the host, you have been bent by that man, and you may be more loyal and dedicated to your lover, so you are not interested in other men.

Answer four: You can't save Sao Nian, so give up the treatment.

Answer five: Another bend.

Answer [-]: Accept the reality. Homosexuality is not a disease, especially for those who were heterosexual like you before.

Jiang Bie looked at the answer and slammed his phone angrily, you are all playing P!According to what you said about me, I have become terminally ill and completely become a homosexual, can't I?I just don't believe it, I'm going to cure my stinking problem!

He went downstairs while looking at his mobile phone, but he didn't notice the person who went upstairs, and the person who went upstairs also kept his head down and walked by himself, and the two collided with each other with a "bang".

"I'm sorry, right..." Luo Baiyi was taken aback when he saw the person coming, then immediately lowered his head and stood aside, "I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, please go first."

Jiang Bie had already raised his head to look at him, and saw that he was not dressed as a girl today, but in men's clothing. He was wearing a black T-shirt and dark jeans underneath, his legs were straight and long, and today No makeup at all, showing a particularly delicate face.

When Jiang Bie saw it, he wanted to grab him, hug him, and bully him.

But he meditated in his heart: Life is like living among thorns. If the heart does not move, people will not move rashly; if the heart does not move, it will not hurt; this……

This is his brother-in-law!

Jiang Bie grabbed Luo Baiyi, stared at him and asked him, "Why aren't you wearing women's clothes today?"

Luo Baiyi didn't know why he was angry again, so he lied, and whispered, "The women's clothes have been washed and haven't been dried yet..." In fact, he didn't want to make the same mistakes again, because he found out that if Jiang Bie liked him, but If he dresses up as a woman, it is still fake in the end, he is lying to himself, after all, there is no way to change gender.

Jiang Bie snorted coldly, and said, "Don't you really like dressing up as a woman to join men? Will men like you if you don't wear women's clothes?"

Hearing this, Luo Baiyi looked up at him in surprise, then lowered his head again with a hurt look in his eyes: "Jiang, President Jiang, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm leaving, please let me go .”

"Can you stop appearing in front of me in the future?" Jiang Bie said, feeling that he was being unreasonable, but facing Luo Baiyi, he just couldn't control himself, "I really hate loose gay men like you. ,I feel sick."

Hearing this, Luo Baiyi felt as if ice water had been poured all over his body, and he was completely chilled.He looked at Jiang Bie in disbelief, as if he couldn't believe that these harsh words came out of his mouth.

"Come on, you, walk around me in the future." Jiang Bie said coldly, let go of him with one hand, turned his head away, and left in a hurry.

Luo Baiyi watched him leave, his eyes slowly turned red, and finally couldn't help it, lowered his head, and hurriedly ran into the bathroom.

After Jiang Bie finished speaking, he didn't feel refreshed, and he originally went to the development department to find someone to talk about something, but as a result, he even forgot about his own business, and drove to the clubhouse to play mahjong in annoyance ——Because he often has to go out to meet clients, it is normal for him not to be in the company. He is more casual and unrestrained. He often goes to play mahjong after seeing clients. Anyway, their general manager knows his temper, as long as he is not too much , all with one eye open and one eye closed.

Probably because he was particularly irritable, he was not lucky today, he kept losing in mahjong, until dinner, he had already lost [-] yuan.

Then he stopped calling, ate something for dinner, bought a basket of cherries and drove to Shan Jia.

Shan Jia didn't go out to eat with Gu Mingchao that day, and was surprised to see his master standing at the door of his house with a basket of cherries: "Master, why are you here? Please come in."

"I won't go in..." Jiang Bie laughed dryly, "I went to play mahjong just now, and someone gave me a basket. I don't like to eat this, so I brought it for you on the way."

"Thank you, master." Shan Jia didn't know about Jiang Bie and Luo Baiyi at all, she really thought that Jiang Bie came to give her cherries, and she was very happy, "Come in, sit down for a while, Master, Bai Yi is not at home today , I’m alone, I’m pretty boring.”

When Jiang Bie heard that Luo Baiyi was not there, he came in boldly, and asked casually, "What about him, has he gone out on a date?"

"I don't know." Shan Jia poured Luo Baiyi's chrysanthemum wolfberry tea from the kitchen to Jiang Bie, "He told me something on WeChat, but he didn't say anything, so it's not easy for me to ask him." Said, "This is soaked in white clothes. He is very virtuous. Master, would you like to try it?"

"Oh. Alright." Jiang Bie took a sip absently, wondering what the hell Luo Baiyi was doing?Are you dating another man?Or did I say that he said too much today, he couldn't think about it...

Jiang Bie has always been careless and doesn't like to think about things, but now it's the first time in his life that he's thinking about things...