God, I want to sleep with you

Shan Jia was lying weakly on the bed, feeling his whole heart was chilling—who on earth is my male god thinking of being indescribable, and still singing this kind of song for him?

Just as I was heartbroken, my phone's WeChat suddenly rang:

"Jiajia, what are you doing?"

"Hmm... I'm listening to a song." Shan Jia replied. "It's so late, senior, why haven't you slept yet?"

Gu Mingchao quickly replied: "I miss you."

Shan Jia: ...

Fuck, male god, do you want to be so straightforward! !And now you tell me that you think I'm not convincing at all!You still want someone to think of driving!

"What do you want me for? Didn't we just meet two hours ago? (ω*)"

"Aren't we a couple? Isn't it normal to think of you when you lie in bed?"

Shan Jia: >////////////<What does the sentence "male god" mean?Lying in bed thinking of me? ? ?

"Why, don't you want me to think about it?"

"...Senior, I don't even know how to reply to you like this (ω*)"

"Then Jiajia, do you miss me?"

Think about it, I want to die!Especially listening to that song, I just want to throw you down!

Before he could organize a verbal reply in his head, Gu Mingchao called, and he was so frightened that he answered immediately in a hurry:

"Jia Jia, miss me?"

Shan Jia didn't expect him to ask this in the first sentence, and subconsciously blurted out: "Think!"

A low laugh immediately came from the opposite side: "Then I'm very happy."

Shan Jia blushed.In fact, he really wanted to ask Gu Mingchao about "Majestic and Prestige", but he would expose himself if he asked, so he couldn't ask at all. breathing.

After a long time, Gu Mingchao said: "Jiajia, are you not very happy?"

"How does the senior know?"

"Because you usually talk a lot, you have been very quiet today. What happened?"

Shan Jia said in his heart: It's not because of you!Send that little yellow song, hum! ￣へ￣This baby is not happy!

"It's nothing."

"Oh... Jiajia, aren't you listening to a song? What song are you listening to?"

"Three vulgar little yellow songs, senior, do you want to listen?"

Gu Mingchao smiled lowly: "Three vulgar little yellow songs, then I want to hear you sing more."

Shan Jia: ...

"I'm tone deaf and sing out of tune, you'll laugh at me."

"Don't laugh at you, you can sing, I want to hear those few lines from Huang."

Shan Jia: ...

What stimulated my male god today?Drink fake wine again?

After thinking about it, he didn't seem to be able to sing "Prestige and Prestige", after all, he couldn't remember the lyrics, but he remembered "Green Fox Charm", but it was embarrassing to sing!Still don't sing TvT

"Senior, please sing a few lines for me first, and then I will sing." Anyway, his male god will definitely not be able to sing.

"Okay." Gu Mingchao chuckled, and said, "360 five seconds, you can't stand it, stand on top of the wheat to push you, continue my small waist, I really can't stand it, I really want it, touch it Your waist, oh, I can't stand it..."

Shan Jia: ...

What kind of trouble is going to be caused by singing a little yellow song after a word of disagreement! ! !I seem to be on the phone with a fake male god! ! !

Why is my male god so lustful recently!Xiao Huangge just opened his mouth and came here, it must be my way of answering the phone!

And when everything is quiet, I heard the male god say "I really want it" in a low voice... I really want it too_(:з」∠)_

"It's your turn to sing, Jiajia." Gu Mingchao's smiling voice was even more playful.

Shan Jia: _(:з」∠)_

"Senior... Where did you learn this kind of vulgar little yellow song?" Be alone, sing little yellow songs as soon as you talk and sing... I really want to know who taught our male god to be bad !

"Don't change the topic, Jiajia." Of course, he learned it from the group of unscrupulous Chinese papers in the group. He turned into a pornographic male anchor as soon as he arrived at the song party, and he was already powerless to complain.

"But I can't sing QvQ" mainly because he was too ashamed, and he didn't drink fake wine, so he couldn't sing.

"Then I will teach you."

Shan Jia: ...

Male god, you are determined to ask me to sing the little yellow song, right?

#I still feel like I’m on the phone with a fake male god#

Gu Mingchao laughed out loud on the other end of the phone: "Okay, I'll tease you, don't be angry."

"Senior... When you sang those little yellow songs just now, who were you thinking about?" Shan Jia finally plucked up the courage to ask the question that had been brewing for a long time.

Gu Mingchao was taken aback for a moment, then the corners of his lips twitched: "I miss you."

He said "I miss you" in a low voice, with a hint of a smile and a hint of demagogy, which made Shan Jia's whole body heat up. He thought, maybe this is the feeling of blood rushing?

"True, true or false? Senior, stop joking..."

"Do I seem to be joking?" He called Shan Jia that night, and when he heard Shan Jia's soft voice, he immediately reacted. After finishing being majestic and majestic, after thinking about bringing Shan Jia to bed like this, not only did not relieve the lust, but it became more intense, so he had to rely on himself...

When Shan Jia heard the words, his heart beat violently again—the man who sang the little yellow song was actually thinking of me...

#I think I will be able to drive with the male god soon#

What a shame (*/ω＼*)

Seeing that he was silent, Gu Mingchao knew that he was shy, so he said, "It's late, should you go to bed?"

"I don't want to sleep..." I still want to chat with the male god QvQ

"Don't want to sleep? What should I do? Shall I sing you a lullaby?" Gu Mingchao laughed.

"No, I still want to listen to Sansu Xiaohuang Song..." It was too short, and it was over before he could even react!

"Little pervert, I asked you to sing to me but you refused, and now you are pestering me to sing to you..."

Shan Jia blushed with a "boom", the male god actually thinks I'm lewd... thinks I'm lewd... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how shameful!

"Stop singing, I will be paid if I sing again."

"What's the reward?"

"Guess what?"

"Hmm... I can't guess."

Gu Mingchao knew that he was pretending to be stupid, and said, "For example, give ten yuan for a song."

"Is that so?"

"What do you want? Or sing a song Jiajia and give me a kiss?"

Shan Jia: ...

Yes, yes, that's what I want XD

"Okay, then I won't sing anymore, it's late, senior, you should go to bed early."

"Okay, Jiajia good night."

"Good night."

Shan Jia hung up the phone, full of sweetness, and felt that being teased by Gu Mingchao was the happiest thing in the world!And when Gu Mingchao said and sang the little yellow song, he was thinking of him!Does this mean that the male god likes him?

Aww, I just want to go downstairs and run around! ! !

He opened the Weibo client and tweeted:

@一个小首子: Today, the male god seems to have drank fake wine again, and when he calls me, he always speaks yellow accents... It doesn’t fit his personality of a high-cold old cadre at all, but I’m about to be killed by Su, how can I break it [[-] ha]