God, I want to sleep with you

Shan Jia, who had no idea that his master was in dire straits and was at war between heaven and man, was super happy these few days, because he stuck with Gu Mingchao every day!

Needless to say, when they were working, the two often sent WeChat. After work, the two ate and ate everywhere, and even went for a walk in the square hand in hand. Although the two were fake couples, the atmosphere was always pink and ambiguous.

But for some reason, Gu Mingchao didn't take any further actions these days, only holding hands, and never kissed him again.

He felt a little pity, because he really liked Gu Mingchao and kissed him so much. The feeling was so wonderful, just like when he was a child, he took the New Year's money and hid in the room secretly counting the money. The joy in his heart overflowed. coming.

But after all, he is not really with Gu Mingchao, holding hands is already the limit, he can't force Gu Mingchao to kiss him, can he?

On this day, Gu Mingchao had dinner with him and took a walk, and then sent him home. Shan Jia stared at Gu Mingchao's lips talking to her for a long time, and wanted to kiss him, but unfortunately he didn't have the courage, and in the end it was Gu Mingchao. Call him:

"Jiajia, did you hear what I said?"

"Well, I heard." Shan Jia shifted his gaze to his eyes and met him, "Then I'll go in, good night senior."

"Good night." Gu Mingchao smiled at him.

In fact, he had already noticed that Shan Jia had stared at his lips many times, but he pretended not to see it—he was afraid that his desire would be out of control again, and he would directly Just let Shan Jia do it.

He likes Shan Jia and cherishes him very much, he doesn't want to take advantage of him somehow.

So when Shan Jia returned home, he inevitably felt a little disappointed.In the past few days, because he went out with Gu Mingchao every day, he updated fewer words. He used to update five thousand words a day, but now it has become two thousand words a day. To write about Ming Dynasty Yuguo and Shan Aotian have been kissing and kissing forever, and just writing about kissing is [-] words, hum!

He was crackling typing when his phone suddenly rang. It turned out that Ming Dynasty Yuguo had posted on Weibo, and he immediately poked in:

@明朝雨过V: New song, thanks to @青司 for remixing and @一卷墨 for making PV [Video]

Shan Jia thought to himself, what the fuck my male god is so prolific, it's not easy to release new songs every day when I hang out with me.Because Gu Mingchao didn't write a song, Shan Jia thought it was another ancient style song, but when he opened it, he heard Gu Mingchao's familiar yet unfamiliar panting sound coming from the computer——

Let me go, "Majestic and majestic"! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Shan Jia's whole person is not well, my family's male god who is as cold as a god and as serious as an old cadre actually sings a little yellow song! ! !Moreover, before people sing "Majestic and majestic", there are panting sounds, he is so sexy and muffled, and there is a charming smile in the middle, he is a deep and doting smile, it was originally a song that exploded with anger He sang so aggressively that Shan Jia felt that listening to this song, it was like seeing Gu Mingchao, who was wearing a three-piece suit, teasing him while suppressing his desire.

Shan Jia had heard the panting sound when he kissed, so after listening to this song, he immediately made up the picture in his brain, and reacted quickly.

Damn, my male god is so provocative_(:з」∠)_

He poked open the comments with trembling hands, and sure enough, he saw a row of comments that he couldn't bear to look at directly:

"Sexy to bursting, feet typing to show innocence!"

"If you want to masturbate, there is nothing you can do ╮(╯_╰)╭"

"Fuck, I'm dead, the blood tank is empty [erha] brother is really super sexy and super aggressive..."

"I really want to throw my brother over to Jiangjiang Niangniang, I don't want to be a sister fan, I want to be a girlfriend fan!!!!"

"The country should stipulate that veteran cadres are not allowed to sing yellow songs!!! I'm going to call the police!!!"

"Brother... what stimulated you..."

"Brother...strongly suspect...you are...doing...while singing..."

Shan Jia is really in a bad mood. On the one hand, he feels that this song is a blessing, and on the other hand, he feels that such a Gu Mingchao is known by so many people. How angry!

My male god belongs to me alone, no one is allowed to listen! ! ! !

Also, what was the male god thinking when he sang this song, and why was he able to sing so lustfully? _

Which boy are you thinking about?Do you want to kiss that boy and drive with him?Hey, my heart is about to break...

He was covering his heart and groaning, when he saw that the colorful official blog also reposted this Weibo:

@有声色色音乐社会V: I asked Mr. Ming, Mr. Ming was not thinking of you when he rapped [haha]

Then the girls exploded:

"Fuck, who the hell are you thinking about?!"

"Damn it, I don't know who it is, I want to send her the blade!!"

"Upstairs, it might be the blue boy..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, although I know it's definitely not us, but it's still very sad to say that, ehhhhhhhh"

"_(:з"∠)_ happy and sad"

Lively and colorful QQ group.

Question Jun: @明朝雨过 When I heard you sing this kind of song for the first time [smirk], did you think of the little cutie in your heart?

Tomorrow it will rain: yes

Xiaojiu: Hahahaha, I must be driving in my heart, telling you not to confess, telling you to have a dark belly

Ming Dynasty Yuguo: @李先生 Do you want to confess your love?

Mr. Li: With whom?

After the Tomorrow Rain: Someone Who Can't Wait

Xiaojiu: ...Ming Chao, you are not being kind.

Mr. Li: What if I confess?drive?

Xiao Jiu: ...

Arlo: shit

Ask you: Fuck

Ye Liangchen: Damn

Ghost hands and benevolence: damn it

Snail powder: damn it

Take the sword and walk the rivers and lakes: Fuck

Ming Dynasty Yuguo: @小九Will you drive him?

Xiao Jiu: ... Gu Ming will die to you, I will snatch your cutie and drive here! ! ! ! ! !

After the rain in the Ming Dynasty: Don't change the topic.

Mr. Li: yes

Xiaojiu: Dad stopped playing, went to play Onmyoji, goodbye [goodbye]

Q Jun: What will happen if you offend the Ming Dynasty, hahahahahahahaha

Ye Liangchen: Tsk tsk, you gays.Also, @明朝雨过, is your cutie listening to music?Won't you be jealous?

Ming Dynasty Yuguo: What I want is for him to be jealous :)

Please call me the shopkeeper Queen: Congratulations, he is indeed jealous [screenshot]

@一个小色子: Who was the male god thinking about when he sang? _Also, the male god is mine, none of you are allowed to listen to QAQ

Ask Jun: Hahahahahahaha is really cute and dead

Ye Liangchen: Hahahahaha, why is the little fan so soft, it should be tougher, let Ming Chao kneel on the keyboard, and dare to release this kind of song!

Ming Dynasty Yuguo: Wait a minute, I'll go coax him

Ask Jun: ...why on earth is this, to make people jealous, and then go to coax them?

Arlo: It's called fun, you know a knack

Ask you: ...