Help!My cp has become a dog

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The news of Yu Yi's decision to suspend work and recuperate will become a hot search, and anyone can guess it.

But I didn't expect that I could be on the trending search even if I had a dog.

If they knew that the dog was actually Yu Yi, wouldn't they be blown up.

One of the hot searches, #yuyi suspends work.

Hot search #[-], #Why raise a dog.

Let's just say, do you think the two are related?

Is it possible that Yu Yi's suspension of work is for He Gu's dog.

I happily held the phone and pointed in front of Yu Yi.

Scheduled Hot Search [-]: Why was he slapped by a dog.

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The second hour of hot search fermentation

Yu Yi's super talk is crying

My super talk years are quiet and good, and there are still people who plan to make me beautiful alone.

I looked at Alone's beautiful Weibo, and my heart os: Do you hate me and plan to let me be alone?

Yu Yiyunhe's super chat is obviously me and Yu Yi's cp super chat.

"Wooooow, you love him so much."

Attached is my dog.

"That's why I was wronged by that slap. You see, I love you so much." I held up Weibo in front of him.

Yu Yi, the child's rebellious heart, turned away from the dog face.

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Since I joined Weibo, I have heard a lot of stories about hand swiping and likes.

So I have been brushing Weibo with an unauthenticated trumpet.

Although this trumpet was exposed not long ago, it gained hundreds of thousands of followers in an instant.

But I am still arrogant, I believe that with my qualifications as a master of the Internet, I can't do such a mentally retarded behavior.

But I never thought that Dogpaw could also give likes.

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My cp fans are stunned, why does my master like my Weibo?

I was also confused, why did I like a Weibo post saying "He loves him so much"?

Yu Yi put on a confused face, "Why, who is the dog now?"

My team cursed in the WeChat group, "Thank the boss for the overtime package."

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"As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy. Are you hungry? Do you want to eat a bowl of dog food?" Yu Yi had a satisfied face. This dog face was three points mocking, three points cold and three points proud, and the rest was for him. Conscience eaten by oneself.

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"I am a guilty person. I have committed a heinous crime. I am sorry for the trust of the organization and leaders. I voluntarily hand over my Weibo account to stay away from the troubles of the world..."

The trending searches came and went so quickly, between coming and going, I didn't even have time to finish copying the review that my agent asked me to write.

"I plan to be a happy person from tomorrow, feeding horses, chopping firewood, traveling around the world, starting from tomorrow, caring about food and vegetables, I have a house, facing the sea, and spring flowers blooming..."

Brother Hui: Get out, if you dare to be late for tomorrow's interview, I will tear you apart.

I groaned sadly.

Yu Yi barked happily.

19

It's rare for Brother Hui to come home for a home visit, and it's really not the right time to come.

At that time, I was fighting with Yu Yi in the bathroom.

Don't get me wrong, it's not the kind of 18 ban play written in Chaohua, but he kicked the air and knocked over my braised beef noodles.

Not to mention my whole body, his white dog fur is not much better, and even the pink meat pad exudes the fragrance of instant noodles.

After half-dragging and half-dragging, he got him into the bathroom.

But he's a dog, we can't let a dog bathe itself.

Since everyone is in business for CP, I will do my best to be a good person and take the initiative to take the responsibility of helping him take a bath.

Who knew he was quite unhappy, a dragon swung its tail and threw me all over the water.

Now it's really a bathroom play.

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"You have to know that a kind cp like me is rare."

"Have you seen any CP who can do a bath for CP like me."

I cursed and babbled, and let it go if I didn't appreciate it, and even gave me the dog's eyes.

"Will you wash it or not!" I slammed the shower head angrily.

This person is hard and soft, and he finally gave up. He sat in my precious bathtub aggrieved, "Wash."

Therefore, most children are used to being disobedient, and a beating is enough.

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The topic is far away, let's talk about Brother Hui Hui, when he came, I had just finished blowing Yu Yi's hair, and the rose shower gel of the same style as mine now exudes a fragrance, and the white hair is fluffy, it is really rua.

But I forgot the instant noodles in the trash can.

Brother Hui picked up the empty instant noodle bucket in the trash can in disgust, looked at me with raised eyebrows, and didn't speak, just waiting for my explanation.

"Would you believe me if I said it was eaten by dogs?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Come on, he doesn't believe it, and neither does the dog, "I want to see your 12-kilometer running record before 5 o'clock tonight."

This is all right, the dog ate the instant noodles, and I have to be punished.

"Get back to business."

"Are you still serious?" Yu Yi may be right, I never suffer from being scolded.

"I've been thinking about it for a long time."

I petted the dog with a guilty conscience.

The dog hung his head guiltily.

"Why don't you just let the two of you untie now, and make a few more romantic dramas later, and speculate on the couple's show, and you and Yu Yi's cp popularity will go down."

"Is this suitable?"

"What's not suitable, what a great opportunity."

No, Brother Hui, haven't you seen the dog's face drooping?

"I've already said hello to tomorrow's interview, try not to mention anything between you and Yu Yi."

The dog next to me stood up, stepped on my thigh, jumped over, and bit Brother Hui's arm, causing him to bark in pain.

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Brother Hui said bitterly when he left, "Your dog must not have been neutered, that's why you're so fierce."

Fortunately, I pushed Brother Hui out in time, otherwise at least one of the human and the dog would have died.

Yu Yi was sterilized, thanks to him being able to speak out.

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After Brother Hui raised the issue of untiing her, something was wrong with Yu Yi.

I took him out for a walk. After all, walking the dog in the community requires a leash.

I concentrated on untying the messy dog ​​leash.

Yu Yi barked at the side, and suddenly said, "Are you in such a hurry to untie?"

I put the dog leash on Yi, "Are you going to be neutered?"

The petites have become dogs, and they even want to fight people.

24

I figured it out, mess with the sky, mess with the earth, don't mess with the dog.

Still a mad dog.

He went mad, and he ran west when I went east.

I know that I am running and walking the dog, but I don’t know that I think I am a human-dog tug-of-war.

It so happened that I ran into a younger sister who was also walking the dog in the same neighborhood as me.

My junior sister and I are in the same company. Recently, a little sweet puppet drama was aired, which attracted a lot of fans.

Brother Hui is also thinking about letting my junior sister and I film a sweet pet drama while it's hot, to stir up the popularity.

"Brother He Gu, is this the dog you just raised?"

"Yes, I just raised it."

"What is your name."

What else can it be called, Yu Yi, of course I can't say it.

"It's called sauerkraut fish." It's sour, vegetable and redundant.

"Pickled fish, haha, it's pretty good." She said a few words politely.

Just these two sentences, when I got home, this pickled fish was still muttering, "Are you in a hurry to change cp?"

"If you're fine, go back to your old pot and soak in it."

The man turned his dog's butt and left.

Angry.

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I poked him with the cat teaser I just bought, and he was quite unhappy, "I'm soaking."

I didn't realize it for a while, but I figured it out later, this kid was bitter about what I said just now that he was an old sauerkraut.

You said that you are a future film star, but you have been wronged to become a dog, and you still have to suffer from my verbal attacks.

After seriously reflecting on my sins, I decided to sincerely apologize to him.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Dare next time.

I kissed the world passionately, and the world hummed twice.