Help!My cp has become a dog

How to explain this matter?

My business CP has turned into a dog, the real dog kind, the preliminary estimate is a Samoyed.

At this moment, he is lying on the sofa in my house, shedding hair like crazy, looking at me with an innocent face.

Big watery eyes, full of writing, have nothing to do with me.

Immediately afterwards, he stretched and got off the sofa, as if nothing had happened.

I was the only one looking at the dog fur on the sofa, and my heart ached.

Look, is this something people do?

Oh forgot, he's not human now.

CP's agent called me in horror and asked me, where did his artist go?

Where did it go?Basking in the sun on the balcony.

But what can I say?I can't, I can only comfort him patiently, don't worry, maybe it's just an accident if I can't get in touch for two days, it's not a big deal.

The broker was even more anxious.

If this problem is not resolved, I suspect that he will put up big-character posters and pay a lot of money for a child, oh no, he will not pay a lot of money for an artist.

I took out Yu Yi's phone from his pocket. There was a dog on the back of the phone case, and a cat on the back of mine.

When CP fans took pictures of our mobile phone cases at the airport, they shouted that they were knocked out.

In fact, they don't even know that this is all on purpose.

A business CP must look like a business CP. The seemingly unintentional true feelings are just a fake show.

Cat and dog CP is a major trend. Generally, in animal settings, I am a cat and he is a dog.

But I don't care about this person, if he can deal with it, he really dares to become a dog.

"You have to tell me your unlock code."

Yu Yi stared at me vigilantly, as if I had just robbed him of a bone.

"The whole world is looking for you."

"Woof?" The dog's eyes widened, looking at me watery and innocent.

I slapped the dog on the head unceremoniously, "You fucking talk."

I really don't know, can he speak human language?

But he was unwilling to tell me the password, and clamored for face unlock.

What's so shameful, you don't even tell me the password, at worst you just go back and change the password.

Obviously he didn't want to.

I looked at his dog face in a dilemma, "You wait."

When we participated in an event together, a fan gave me a paper mask of Yu Yi.

It's the kind of star mask with two eyes exposed, which is very ghostly.

It's too ghostly, I didn't throw it away, I used it to laugh at him at any time.

But a dog wears his mask.

It cannot be fooled.

A dog sat in front of me, staring at me like a dog.

I feel insulted.

The agent called again, hung up after a short flash, and it showed 361 missed calls.

All from one person.

Compared with my CP's agent, my agent is like a bald donkey without worldly desires.

I rarely call him once.

He told me politely, go to business if you have nothing to do, don't fucking bother me.

I can't answer it, but I shook his mobile phone in front of him, "See, if you don't tell me the password, the next time you call is 110."

The dog sat down in front of me, sighed and uttered a code.

A string of dates, 940601, looks familiar.

Wait, isn't it my birthday?As I entered the password, I said disgustedly, "You are gay."

It turns out that this is what it feels like to be slapped on the face by a dog's paw.

The pads are soft and comfortable.

It is also very comfortable to pinch.

CP returned the words to me ruthlessly, "You are gay."

Of course, I am not a vegetarian either, so I opened his WeChat.

Click on the chat box with 231 messages in the upper right corner.

Sliding up a circle, they are all some unnutritious dog-hunting inspirations.

"Yu Yi, male, 25 years old, unmarried, lost at 21:100 yesterday, please contact me if you know the whereabouts. If the information is true and reliable, I will give you a reward of [-] yuan."

"Did you see it? You are worth 100 yuan. It is more than 100 yuan to vaccinate a dog these days. Hey, by the way, you are a dog now, do you need to be vaccinated?"

"Does the dog have to be neutered? Do you need it?"

In short, have you ever been beaten by a dog?

Being chased and beaten by a dog is really not a good experience, please don't try it casually.

In the end, I hid on the cabinet, quickly edited the information for cp and sent it over.

"Goodbye mom, I'm going on a long voyage."

10 minutes later, my CP's agent posted several Moments, expressing emotion about life and sighing endlessly.

"It's really hard to be an artist nowadays, alas.

"Don't bring popular artists, you will become unlucky."

"I brought a wild horse, but there is no grassland in my house."

Very happy, there is a feeling of revenge.

My CP has now become a disliked and big-name artist.

But the way he looked at me was not so kind.

"Are you hungry? Here are the newly bought dog food." As I spoke, I pushed the shiny dog ​​food bowl in front of him.

10

You know, that was the last box of braised beef noodles in my snack cabinet. After it became popular, my manager, Brother Hui, came to my home in person, kindly took away all the snacks in my home, and left countless protein powder and fitness meal recipes.

This box of braised beef noodles was saved by hiding under the bed when I was not prepared.

But just 10 minutes ago, I swear I just went to answer a phone call.

Brother Hui called himself and told me with a sigh, "Something has happened."

"You said, you are up to the big things."

"I heard that Yu Yi wants to rest temporarily."

"Yes, so what advice do you have?" CP has sailed away, and business has become tricky.

"Your character design can only be temporarily changed."

But I am more modest, "I don't hesitate to teach you."

"If you're like this, you'll act more pathetic to the outside world, portray him as a scumbag, and run away after your feelings are scumbag, do you understand that idiots complain about women? The kind of persona that is popular recently is beautiful, strong and miserable, learn from it. .”

Sad, I am not sad at all, I am so happy to see a dog.

11

"If you feel tired, take a good rest." Edited Weibo with a blank face, with a picture of a sleeping dog.

That's right, this dog is my CP myself.

I can already imagine that in our CP super talk, the screen is full of cats and dogs.

"Everyone in this world cares about whether you are C or not, only I care about whether you are tired or not, skr~"

"Why." CP shook his fluffy body.

"What's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Or knocked?" I am really a kind person, and I care about my CP's physical and mental health.

He smiled evilly, and slowly said the five words in a deep voice, "I'm fucking you."

"It's a pretty good shot." I pouted, this man, oh no, this dog really doesn't know how to appreciate art.

The sleeping dog in the picture on Weibo was not the one I secretly photographed while he was sleeping.

"Hi sir."

"Why are you always swearing, kid? If you don't learn well, can you be a quiet and handsome man like your brother?"

"Go away, sir."

The uncle in the front row is for rent.

12

I can't remember exactly when CP and I became the point where we met and hated each other for a lifetime.

But it certainly wasn't like that from the start.

At that time, he treated me with a little humility and gentleness, and I was also extremely friendly and amiable to him.

We call each other Teacher Yu Yi and Teacher He Gu.

In front of people, "Teacher Yu Yi taught a lot."

"Teacher He Gu has always been very gentle."

The queen said, "Sorry for bothering you."

"It's okay, please sit down."

But now.

In front of people, "Why is the teacher not working hard?"

"Teacher Yu Yi doesn't distinguish between five grains."

Empress, "Yu Yi, you are a younger brother."

"." My CP didn't speak, just rolled his eyes at me politely.

Recalling the past and looking at the present, a song "When Love is a Past" is given to each other.

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