The actor is an alien

Fang came up happily, and Yin Tian suddenly thought of the question he asked Jian Ning today, so he asked naturally: "Have you ever blackmailed "Night Surprise"?"

Yun Si was still immersed in a certain world at this time, and didn't react for a while.

"It is said that your idea was adopted by their program, so you went murderously and ruined other people's offices." Yin Tian is actually not here to blame Yun Si for his mistakes, but... well, he is just complaining cloud division.But his focus is not on this, but: "What about the money?"

Yun Si blinked, and recalled for a while before remembering that poor program crew.But because he has too much money, such a few cents and miles (?), he really couldn’t remember where it went (⊙﹏⊙ how many cents? People will cry when they hear it, and they will definitely crying!).

But it doesn't matter even if you don't remember clearly, this does not prevent Yunsi from using this to seduce Yin Tian with sweet words.So he started talking nonsense: "The money is not mine alone, it's two of us! So naturally I spent it on you! Look, you still remember the milk I treated you to drink those days ?"

O__O "I'm stunned, are you sure, this is Mr. Yun's rhetoric? Are you sure it's not nonsense? And where is your unshakable pride of never bowing to your rival (milk)?"

So is this the reason why the legendary IQ of people in love will drop?

It's just that Yin Tian didn't have that kind of thing, his IQ was normal.He glanced at Yun Si lazily, and knew that the other party must be talking nonsense again.Yin Tian, ​​who was already very calm about this, didn't care about these things... But when he saw the other party blushing with excitement, he was making up lies with his heart.

—I should give him some punishment.

Yin Tian thought so.

Yun Si has never been a qualified lover, and he is indeed not qualified enough to choose as a partner.But since he has chosen, then he should be responsible for cultivating him... right?Yin Tian thought happily, and then naturally thought of the training course on the home planet.

...It is said that Yun Si really likes the basement of his villa.

Delicious

It is not difficult at all to persuade Yun Si to go to the basement, it should be said that this matter is not difficult at all.Yin Tian had just mentioned it, but Yun Si himself got excited first.Then he didn't know what strange things he imagined, and he left Yin Tian first and ran over by himself.

Yin Tian: "..."

—He should be used to it.

Yin Tian silently withdrew his melancholy (?) eyes, and went back to the bedroom first.He stared blankly at the laptop beside the bed for a while, and finally decided to take it with him.This laptop belongs to Yunsi, but Yin Tian can clearly hear what's inside - Yunsi has always been open about those 18-banned things, without taboo.

He remembered that Yunsi kept a lot of interesting things in it.

When Yin Tian walked to the basement with the computer, he was stunned again for a while.He shouldn't have agreed to let Yun Si modify his basement carelessly.In addition to the various 'tools' he had seen before, there were a lot of things in the room.For example, a retractable large screen on the wall and several large speakers.It's just that there is an extra layer of sound insulation on the bland walls...

What exactly is Yun Si going to do with this basement?

"Yin Tian, ​​here." Sitting on the bed, Yun Si cheerfully greeted Yin Tian, ​​the cold aura unique to snake spirit disease was covered by an inexplicable joyful aura.He looked terrified all over, and when he looked at Yin Tian, ​​his eyes couldn't hide the joy.

"……What are you thinking?"

"You must be planning to keep your promise!"

Yin Tian went to the bedside and put down his notebook, then turned on the screen, and heard Yun Si's inconceivable answer.Yin Tian vigilantly recalled it silently, and finally said decisively: "Are you talking in your sleep?"

But maybe he promised to buy him a limited amount of milk?As the first step in love or something.

So Yin Tian immediately changed his words and said, "I did promise you that I can give you a bottle of X brand milk in the refrigerator later."

Yun Si's face froze in an instant.

Not this thing?Yin Tian blinked, that is—"It is said that people on earth like to take them to meet their parents when they are in love, and I don't know who my parents are. But maybe you just value the form, and I will make a tablet for you later. Goodbye."

Yun Si's face darkened instantly.

Or not?

Yin Tian really frowned this time, maybe the snake spirit disease is too extraordinary, and he doesn't like the rules of the earthlings... Then it was changed to Contel Star?So Yin Tian said sincerely: "Although the current conditions do not allow it, after I return to my home planet, I will catch a Qiqiu and give it to you as promised."

Yun Si asked vigilantly, "What is that?"

"Qiuqiu, an A-level smart beast, looks cute and is in the shape of a fluffy ball. Although its attack power is weak, it runs away quickly and is good at hiding. It has delicious and smooth flesh. It is a puzzle animal for babies. Eating it can promote brain development."

Yin Tian's long words entered Yun Si's mind, but they were interpreted as: "You despise me!?" Yun Si stared at Yin Tian in disbelief, his eyes full of anger.

"A bit."

Yun Si was about to get angry. He squinted his eyes and was about to handcuff the handcuffs hidden behind his back to Yin Tian's wrists—this guy completely forgot about Yin Tian's terrifying force, and he was scrapped by Yin Tian last time. What about the handcuffs?However, at this time, Yin Tian patted him on the head and comforted him: "I didn't mean to be sarcastic, this is the custom of our mother planet."

——oo But that is also a custom for some special partners. According to scientific research, even if the partner is cruel and violent, when he raises a cat, it is very likely to become equally cute and... silly hat (?) .

Yin Tian didn't want to make Yun Si cute, but it would be better if he could be 'normal'.

……

……

The script is wrong!How could things develop like this?

Yun Si stared wide-eyed and lay on his back on the water bed, his hands and feet were handcuffed—in fact, these four things were all handcuffed to Yin Tian's wrists, but for some reason, it didn't take long for him to be happy , found that Yin Tian broke free... and then he was handcuffed.

Although Yin Tian's feeling up there was good, but he just wanted to push him down for a while.

"The ones with patterns are drugs, and the ones without words are lubricants..." Yin Tian took a red basket and took out the bottles and cans to compare them with the pictures on the computer screen.

While speaking, he took out five of the bottles, and then stared at the remaining seven bottles in the basket. "Orange flavor, apple flavor, mango flavor, banana flavor, cherry flavor... why is there no milk flavor?" Yin Tian talked to himself for a while, then turned to ask Yun Si who was locked on the bed: "Which flavor do you like?" ?”

Yun Si stared blankly.

"Then apple flavor... I bought a box of apple flavored milk recently, and I haven't had time to taste it yet." Yin Tian picked out the lubricating fluid, and then stared at the computer screen for a while.Afterwards, he hurriedly (?) ran to the shelf, and came back with a few long whips. "A pure leather whip or a prickly one? Yun Si, what do you say?"

Yun Si turned his head sullenly, but within a minute, he turned back sullenly, and said awkwardly: "Don't want apple flavor, but cherry."

Yin Tian was stunned for a moment, and asked back: "The leather whip...is it also made of cherries?"

"I said lube!"

"That won't work, I've already chosen."

"Then you still ask me #￥%@#%..."

... The difficult time to choose the props passed, and when Yin Tian returned to Yunsi again, Yunsi had already adjusted his mood well.The little bit of depression was thrown away by him, and now he can't help but imagine the exhilarating feeling when he did it last time.

Yun Si stared at Yin Tian without blinking his eyes, and watched Yin Tian staring at the screen for a long while, about 10 minutes, then he closed the notebook with a firm face.

He came over with a whip.

He raised his hand.

Snapped.

Yun Si waited excitedly for the whip with his eyes wide open, only to find that he had waited for a long time, but the whip hadn't come down for a long time—maybe Yin Tian felt sorry for him and didn't want to be rough on him?Yun Si thought about it like this, and then secretly opened his eyelids.

But I saw Yin Tian went back to the computer with the whip in his arms.

"First, lick the skin of the whole body, slide your hands up and down, and then masturbate to the other party. It is best to block the other party's cock first. Then you can properly feed some aphrodisiacs to add to the fun, and whipping the buttocks can bring great If you want to punish the other party, pain is a good way, or you can use rice green liquid to lubricate it..." Yin Tian muttered, "The method of the people on earth is very troublesome."

Yun Si who heard the muttering: "..."

——I completely lost my [sexual] interest in an instant, is there any reason?

"Ahhh, this thing is so troublesome! I'd better study it next time." Yin Tian closed the computer resolutely, then looked at the thorny soft whip he had chosen after a thousand choices, and flung it away gracefully up.Then, under Yunsi's regretful (?) eyes, Yin Tian released Yunsi's handcuffs and said, "I really like the simplicity and roughness of the mother planet."

No training, no tools.

Really do not have.

It's just that it feels more exciting than training with tools!

Yun Si was blushing all over, feeling a hot chest against his back.he feels