The actor is an alien

The wine, poured it into his mouth fiercely.Because the pouring was too violent, a lot of wine splashed out and wasted.The burning sensation burns the whole throat, but it soon fades away.Yin Tian frowned as he looked at the wine that was said to be the strongest, feeling that it was still not as good as milk.

But it is said that people on earth celebrate their coming of age with beer, so he has to go to the country to do as the Romans do. After all... Yin Tian thought helplessly that this time he will be an "earthman" for a long time .However, when he grabbed the second bottle of wine, someone grabbed his wrist.

"This is what you said to relax!?" Yun Si's clothes were a little messy, probably because he hadn't rested for a long time, and his eyes were bloodshot.In fact, his expression was obviously tired, but the full of anger managed to cover up the tiredness.He glared at Yin Tian, ​​and said fiercely: "Do you think you are really a three-year-old milk baby? You are really stupid to drink milk, right!? Isn't it just a broken machine that was taken away by someone? You can't ask someone to help you!" Are you making one!?"

Yin Tian casually glanced at Yun Si and snorted.

"How big of a deal is this!? Let me tell you Yin Tian, ​​even if I spend money or even go bankrupt, I will find someone to help you build the spaceship!"

Yin Tian blinked and smiled cutely.He stretched out his arm, and hugged Yun Si so affectionately for the first time, he leaned close to Yun Si's ear, the warm breath made Yun Si's ear turn red. "It is said that making love is a good way to release emotions... Haven't you always wanted to have sex with me?"

Yun Si's eyes widened in surprise.

"Although according to the regulations of the mother planet, minors are not allowed to do so. But I am not in the mother planet now, and I will not be able to return to the mother planet for the time being. For the time being, let me be regarded as an earthling." Yin Tian grabbed Yunsi's hand He licked his earlobe, and said warmly: "And I'm only a few days away from becoming an adult, it's okay."

——Is he going to be the rhythm of Yin Tian's venting tool?

Ordinary people will definitely be unhappy if they are treated like this by the person they like, even if they are not unhappy, they will feel a little bit sad.But Yunsi is not an ordinary person, his psychological endurance is beyond the imagination of ordinary people, and his brain power is beyond anyone's comprehension.

So this may seem a bit sad and sad to ordinary people, but in Yun Si's eyes - very good, this is definitely a beautiful beginning.Although the novels are nonsensical, they really didn't deceive him... The one that comforts Shenma is the one that is the easiest (?) to misfire oo~~ Great!

Yun Si quickly stripped himself clean.

But the second he was hugged, Yun Si sensed that something was wrong.Ahhhhhhhhhhh?What's going on! ?Did he short-circuit his brain today?Shouldn't he pounce on him hungry and thirsty at this time and eat up all the people?Why this is already the last step, but it became him being eaten?

"Hey! The litters are in the wrong posture!"

"Where did you stab!?"

"I swear next time I will kill you on the bed!"

"Hmm... don't... stop~"

"Forget it, it actually feels good... I'll just let you get better! Let me tell you, the reason why I'm willing to be here is because I haven't defeated you yet, isn't it good... Hey! It's really enough I'm not coming! Uh~~"

A night of ecstasy.

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It was February 22nd of the year, Yin Tian's birthday, and the movie "First Love" was released.That night, Yun Si attended the premiere with Yin Tian. At first, everyone went out happily, but when they came back, Yun Si's face was stretched, and it was obvious that the ancestor was unhappy again.

"Why is there a kiss scene? Why why why!?"

"..."

"No! This movie can't be aired. If others see it, they will think we broke up!" Yun Si muttered to himself: "There should be something added to the contract: kissing scenes are not acceptable, and skin contact is also not acceptable." I don't accept it, and I don't accept sex scenes... From now on, you must put a label on your body!"

Yin Tian threw him into the car with a headache, put on his earphones and ignored what Yun Si said.The machine of the car is really a piece of cake for him, even if he is asked to drive it with his eyes closed, there will be no problem.So naturally, he was distracted—he was thinking about his future path.He is really thrown on this planet by everyone now.

The only way for Oo is to make money, make a lot of money, and invest in the aerospace industry like Yunsi.Otherwise, he can only choose to passively wait for his brother to suddenly remember his existence one day and come to pick up his poor brother.

Otherwise, he might really die of old age on earth.

Yin Tian, ​​who had lost his way home, was depressed for a while, but it didn't take long for him to recover.At the same time, his relationship with Yun Si has risen to a new level.

Love is still a bit hazy for Yin Tian, ​​but if Yin Tian is really asked to describe their relationship - although Yun Si Snake is a little sick, he is still the only person he wants to bring back to his mother planet.

If he can still return to his home planet.

Prelude

There has always been such a god-man in the variety show world, he is loved and hated by people.What I love is that as long as there are variety shows with him, the ratings are nothing to say, and they can break records every minute; but the hateful thing is that this person is too unreliable, even though he is a variety show host without a script Everyone can handle it, but they really don't know what to do with this person.

Because once they deviate from the script, these hosts are likely to be reduced to decorations, and the entire variety show becomes the other party's personal stage show.It's okay to turn it into a personal stage show, but the problem is that that person is still very capable of turning a happy weekend show into a popular science education station.

┭┮﹏┭┮It's heartbreaking.

This person is the famous movie emperor Yin, Yin Tian.

Because of Yin Tian's special attributes, the variety show industry is not very good at sending invitation letters to him.At the beginning, Yin Tian didn't care about this matter at all, because during that time he was always busy chasing the actor and concentrating on acting.But now that he is relatively short of money and his life is too boring, one day he suddenly remembered such a thing.

So he asked Jian Ning, and got this answer: "Are you sure you want to participate in variety shows? It's not impossible, but they are probably afraid of you... If you insist, maybe you have to sign a contract first Otherwise, they would be so blind from crying that they wouldn’t dare to let you go.”

"What contract?"

"That is, you must never mention things about alien planets on the show, especially things like Contel Star."

Yin Tian was very puzzled, he didn't think there was any problem with this matter at all.Yin Tian, ​​who has always been open-minded and eager to learn, asked straightforwardly: "Why?"

Jian Ning looked at the innocence (?) appearance of her own film star, resisted the urge to touch her forehead, and said helplessly: "You know what? As long as you mention those things in one of the programs, it will destroy The meaning of survival of that show is gone. Their original funny points are useless, and they can no longer make the audience laugh. They all died in that episode, obsessing over the scientific nature of your words, yes I'm not interested in the next few episodes..."

Yin Tian: "...Is that an exaggeration?"

"Oh, the above is just my own imagination, but the actual situation is similar." Jian Ning replied while searching for information, "You have only participated in three variety shows over the years. You participated in "Star Games", In the end, there was no next episode, and the family collapsed; you participated in "Fan Unicom Idol", although the ratings of that episode exploded, but the ratings of the following extremely died; you also participated in "Night Surprise" "... Oh, maybe this is the only variety show that is very passionate about you."

"..."

"Do you know why? Come on, sister, I have been holding back for so long and I can finally tell you - because that time you and Mr. Yun, oh no! It should be Mr. Yun's unilateral surprise attack that brought everyone an unexpected surprise, It instantly added surprise to the show. Afterwards, they researched it a few times, and a new content came out of it—the guest's gossip target raid..."

Yin Tian pursed his lips, but he didn't feel a great sense of pride like Jian Ning. On the contrary, he often paid attention to some strange things.Seeing that he was stunned for a moment, he subconsciously began to calculate: "Then I have provided them with ideas, and they should pay for it."

Jian Ning, who was originally full of joy, was about to talk on and on, instantly deflated: "..." T^T Be good every day, when did you become so snobbish?Could it be that he has been with the businessman (Yunsi) too much, and even his pure heart of literature and art has been tarnished?

Oo don't!

But seeing that Yin Tian seemed to be flipping through his mobile phone and really planning to ask someone for money, Jian Ning finally couldn't continue to feel the grief and indignation in his heart.She hurriedly stopped Yin Tian, ​​took a deep breath, and then said, "It's really enough... Mr. Yun has squeezed out the show."

Is Yun always the kind of person who pushes benefits and money out?Almost on the day he knew that his 'idea' had been adopted, he rushed to his office aggressively, robbed an unknown percentage of the profits, and left satisfied.

It is said that some people saw the high-level executives in the office pee out of fear of Mr. Yun.

This is really a sad story.

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When returning home at night, as usual, Yin Tian saw Yun Si who was squatting at the door acting as a stone statue, and looked at him.