I'm nervous

After eating a delicious meal of red rice, I went to take a bath comfortably, feeling so refreshed.The only thing I'm not happy with is that Duanmu's belly is black and he refuses to take a bath with me, so I always look at him dreaming, thinking about his perfect torso, thinking about his beautiful lines, thinking about when he will be together bath--

Help me rub my back (*￣︶￣)y.

Boom, I received another finger on the forehead and pulled me out of the boundless fantasy. I gritted my teeth and threw a glance at the past, staring at you to death, making you keep hitting me.

"Concentrate." A thin wolf knocked on the inkstone under my hand, and Duanmu raised his eyes to signal me, "Grind it well."

"I, a majestic emperor, turned out to be your little ink grinder, how decent! Don't grind!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't grind it, come and see the memorial."

"Grinding, why not grinding, grinding ink, can cultivate sentiment and adjust mood, such a good thing, why would I not do it." Zhen's smile must be fake.

Duanmu winked at me with satisfaction, and continued to read the memorial.

I can't understand those flamboyant brush characters. After tiptoeing for a few glances, I was dizzy by the densely written vertical characters +_+, it's over, this is the rhythm of preparing to wear a thousand degrees of myopia! ([email protected]@)[Hang glasses]

Duanmu Weihei finished approving a memorial and handed it to Zhen: "Put it away."

"Yes, sir!" I took it doggy-leggedly, and respectfully helped him put the finished memorial aside, and put it neatly, even the dust on it, I dusted it off.

When I looked back at Duanmu Weihei, I found that he had been frowning, and he hadn't commented on the memorial for a long time. Every time he picked up the pen, tapped the ink, he put the pen down again, as if he was thinking about what to give.

"What's wrong?" My heart felt like being scratched by a little Duanmu belly, but it was itchy, and I couldn't help tiptoing over to take another look.

Duanmu was not polite, and directly handed the memorial to Zhen: "Look, what countermeasures do you have?"

"What?" I took it over and took a look, "Oh, hello, it's terrible, something big happened!"

"What a big deal." Duanmu's black belly was frightened by me, and he stood up quickly.

"I discovered a great event," I pointed to the memorial, and said nervously, "I can't understand this man's words! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

Duanmu's dark face turned dark again, he glanced contemptuously at Zhen's face, then sat down again: "Go and close the doors and windows."

"If you tell me to go, I will go? I am the emperor, so I won't go!" (-з)

"There will be no Xiao Long Bao and soy milk tomorrow."

I rushed out with a whoosh, stuck to the door and window, and watched outside vigilantly, no one was fine, and the door was closed.

I ran back to Duanmu's black-bellied side as if flying again, looked left and right, there was no place to sit, so, as soon as I moved my buttocks, I sat on his lap.

I can feel Duanmu's dark body tensing up, hey, hey, if there is a reaction, I am so charming.

"An Shuhe."

"Yeah." There's no need to shout, I know you're emotional and ready to be hard.

"An Shuhe, get up for me."

Move your buttocks, I’m sorry, I’ll make a fire for you by friction, prepare dry wood for a fire, come to a small study room to play, don’t be too exciting p(#￣▽￣#)o.

"I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, I can't afford it."

"Well."

Ahhhhhhhhh, I'm flying, no, no, no, I was thrown out.Pfft, his face was covered in ashes.

I jumped up and pointed at Duanmu's black belly and cursed angrily: "I am the emperor."

"If you really consider yourself the emperor, then come to approve the memorial."

"Ah, the weather is so nice today."

I moved a stool obediently, raised the back of the chair with my feet, and leaned my head on Duanmu's black-bellied shoulder, hum, hum, let you throw me out, and I will use you as a backrest.

Duanmu's black belly seemed to have no time to play with me, he flipped through the memorial that I couldn't understand just a few times, rubbed his brows, leaned his forehead against the table, and remained silent.

I am often puzzled: "This memorial is a mess."

"The Xianghe River in the south is flooding." Duanmu Fuhei simply stated the connotation in the memorial.Let me go, dare to write a bunch of words densely in this memorial, and only write such a little thing?

Duanmu's black belly is also a headache: "These people who only eat and do nothing, write a memorial and do not write a few words to praise the emperor's enlightenment, and flatter a few times. They are uncomfortable and make their eyes tired."

I'll go, so how about next time, I rolled up my sleeves, pulled out the memorial, exuding a reckless air: "I'll come and see."

Duanmu raised his black eyebrows, as if he had discovered something interesting, his eyes lit up.

"I'm going, this word is so ugly, as ugly as a centipede, is this really a word, bad review! Oh, what kind of word is this, neither thick nor thin, what does it look like, unqualified, send back to practice again, That's it, the review is over!"

I seem to have seen Duanmu's black belly and face darken a few times, what's wrong, I thought I would help you read the memorial and deal with things, how is it possible, how can I understand these things, the new youth who traveled through the 21st century, at most know When the river is flooded, there are fewer children and more trees, and there is a way out by building dikes and dams.

"Plant trees? Build dikes and dams?" Duanmu was silent, "What do you mean by building dikes and dams?"

I can tell the 21st century dams I have seen, as a reference for Duanmu's black belly. As for the useful wood, I am not a scientist, Buji Island ╮(￣▽￣")╭.

Duanmu black-bellied left me and left, I was rushing to discuss with my little lover where to go to have sex tonight, I was very bored, rolling around in the study alone, having nothing to do, looking at those memorials, I suddenly The eyes are bright, and there is something to play with.

Pick up the pen, draw circles, draw forks, draw a little turtle, and draw a black belly.It's done, it's great, I'm absolutely forced to give my painting skills a thumbs up.

"you……"

When I heard the sound and turned around, I was so scared to pee, Duanmu Weihei, did you float in, you didn't make any sound when you walked.

"An Shuhe, what are you doing!" Duanmu became angry, and he tore away the memorial that was painted with flowers on my hand, and smacked it on my buttocks, "This is a memorial, do you know, it's not Something you doodle on random!"

"I'm not blind, of course I know this is a memorial." Chest up!

Duanmu's dark complexion darkened again, and he raised a memorial, as if he wanted to scold me, but his mouth moved for a long time, but he couldn't utter a word, and finally he only sighed: "Go out."

Hey, drive me away, am I still afraid of you?Shake your hands, I stick out my buttocks, pat it, hum, I'm leaving. (づ￣3￣)づ...go go go~.

I went out and wandered around, and found that the palace is quite big, it is really magnificent, I walked until my legs were weak, and I didn't reach the end, if I didn't go, my legs would be exhausted.

Look left and right, I wonder, where is this, latrine, hut, toilet, or toilet?Why is there no one around, it's quiet.No, is this the most legendary of the top ten palace mysteries--the haunted cold palace? !

I shivered, I haven't seen Duanmu's black-bellied harem until now, maybe his little lover will rush out with a big knife in a while, forcing me to give Duanmu's black-bellied to her.Hmph, hum, I'm so generous, it's not a problem to give it up to her, the problem is that I haven't abducted Duanmu Weihei yet, why let it...

Mother, said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, the ghost appeared!

Uh no, forgive me for being wild and blind all my life, that guy is just an ordinary person.Then I can just hook up with him and catch ghosts.

That guy is indeed a professional ghost catcher. Before catching ghosts, he will look around mysteriously, inquire about ghosts, and like him.I started digging out things, is this ready to sacrifice dog blood and wooden swords, [Expectation] (☆▽☆)!

But, wasn't it Gouxue and the wooden sword, it turned out to be a big white pigeon.Wait, big white pigeon, are you going to do magic tricks, ˋ(°▽,°) drooling...

Squatting in the corner, watching secretly, I want to see how he is going to perform magic tricks... Ah hey, why did you let the pigeon go and left, come back Hey, I want to watch the magic trick!

There were footsteps, it turned out that someone was passing by, no wonder that person walked so fast just now, it was because he was afraid that the secret of his magic would be exposed, GJ, good job, magic is to keep the mystery of Jiang Zi.He is gone, the pigeon is still there, hehehe, I can add food tonight, oh yeah.

He jumped on it and climbed the tree. It happened that the pigeon was too fat to fly away, so he caught it immediately.

Hurry away.

This pigeon fluttered its wings and stopped moving. It is so obedient and eats him such a cruel thing. How can I do it cruelly? I have decided to put it——

Hand it over to Duanmu's black belly (⊙V⊙)

Huh?What is tied under the pigeon's feet, could it be, could it be the secret of the legendary magic? !

I suddenly discovered the new world, touched a corner, and inquired about the military situation. There was no one there, and I took out the secrets on my feet.

"Duanmu has a black belly!"

I grabbed the pigeon and the paper and ran out, bumped into Duanmu Buhei who was going out with a bang.

Hey, my nose, is this guy's chest made of iron?

"You're fine, you're being rash." Duanmu rubbed his nose for me, so gentle.

"Duanmu has a black belly!" I dragged him into the house, closed the door and windows, and prepared to play in the dark room!

"What do you want to do again, I'm not in the mood to play off with you."

"No, no, no," I hurriedly handed him the big fat pigeon in my hand, "I caught a fat pigeon just now, and I'll reward you! And this one, it's so scary."

"Pigeon?" Duanmu Fuhei looked at the pigeon, his expression changed a few times, "This is not my pigeon."

I gave him a contemptuous look: "Of course it's not yours, I caught it. (＃﹣)～→"

"Let me see this note."

"Look, look, it's scary."

After reading it, Duanmu frowned, "It's kind of scary, but can you understand it?" He sniffed disdainfully, and I was furious, of course I could understand, isn't it just words!

"What is written on it that makes you so horrified."

"How do I know? When I saw that word was ugly, I felt very horrified."

Duanmu was black-bellied and speechless, he cast another contemptuous look at me, pulled me to his mouth, and said softly: "It says, An Shuhe is in the Prince Regent's Palace."

I'm going! (⊙A⊙) Is this going to reveal my whereabouts and attract Duanmu's black-bellied lovers to beat me up in groups?

I want to go back to the palace/(ㄒoㄒ)/...