I'm nervous

"I really don't know what you've been thinking about all day long." Duanmu black-bellied and lightly pinched my forehead again, "There are so many messy things in your head, you just wandered around, have you ever seen a little girl of mine?" lover."

"Yes!" I honestly raised my hand and reported, "Everyone here is your little lover."

Duanmu Weihei looked at Zhen with a very meaningful look: "In this way, you are also my little lover."

"No!" Zhen patted his chest and announced, "I am your great lover."

"You're really self-conscious," Duanmu gave me a disdainful glance, then turned his head triumphantly, "I still don't like you."

Hey!I jumped up, pointed at his nose and said, "How dare you reject me!"

"You?" Duanmu smiled darkly, "You are too young to be my lover."

"I'm an adult now!"

"A man in his twenties can reach adulthood, how old is the emperor?"

I have nothing to say, although I was an adult before crossing over, this little emperor is still a 16-year-old child, so young that he couldn't be younger QAQ "However, when I say young, I don't mean your age, but..." He glanced at Zhen's crotch, smiled deeply, and stopped talking.

This guy despises my little bird, does this guy want to be suppressed by me? ! ˋ(°▽,°) drooling...

"Stop talking nonsense," Duanmu straightened his body, looking at the note in his hand, "Where did you find this pigeon and the note? I still remember the appearance of that person."

"Lenggong found it!" I confessed very consciously. As for that person, I rubbed my chin and thought for a long time, then snapped my fingers and said, "I don't remember!"

Duanmu Weihei gave me a look of contempt, and continued to study the note. I was bored, so I rushed over, lay on his shoulder, and read the note together.

This word is so ugly, neither fat nor thin, I read it for a long time before I saw the magic horse written on it, this kind of word is not good.

"Ugly?" Duanmu pulled Zhen to his ear, raised the note and asked, "If I saw this handwriting again, would you still recognize it?"

"It's so ugly, I can't help but recognize it." Proud!

"That's easy," Duanmu said with a slap in the face, patting Zhen's face, "I'll let you learn how to read tomorrow."

Literacy? !Damn, don't need such a big project, how many people are there in this palace, I can't recognize the words, I'm blind first, okay? Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ Duanmu paused for a moment, then said hesitantly, "That's true, An Shuhe, are you sure you don't remember that person's appearance?"

I shook my head, I was peeping in a small corner, I only took a rough look, and I was all focused on magic, ah, I said with a slap in the palm, "I remember his attire."

"What are you wearing?"

I swear: "Men pretend!" <(￣^￣)

Duanmu's black belly once again despised me, he called his servants to bring over a set of clothes from their palace, and let me recognize them, and I recognized the man's clothes at a glance: "This."

Duanmu's dark face darkened: "This is the attire of the night guards in the palace. These night guards only walk around at night, and only appear in casual clothes during the day, lest anyone who wants to find out their identities and transfer them secretly. It would be detrimental to the palace. But this person is so blatantly wearing the guard clothes in the daytime. Either he is blatantly violating the regulations, or..."

"I'm playing with someone, I forgot to change my clothes!" I don't want to be too smart. (*￣︶￣) y Duanmu was speechless, he rubbed my hair fiercely, stood up and pulled me away: "Go, take me to see, where did you see this guard?" .”

I took him to the Leng Palace secretly, and there were inevitably people following him along the way, so I carefully dragged him to avoid the crowd. When I arrived at the Leng Palace, I stopped, pointed to the place where I found the big fat pigeon, and said, "Over there."

"It's really a cold palace," Duanmu Weihei curled his lips, "This is a woodshed, you stay here, I'll go and have a look."

Ah hey, why don't you ask me to catch butterflies? I immediately hung on to him: "To catch butterflies, you must bring me with you."

Duanmu was so helpless, he dragged my oil bottle and walked over, while I kicked on top of his head, flirting here and there, whistling, so cozy.

Duanmu Buhei looked at it for a long time but didn't see anything. At this moment, he suddenly roared: "Who!"

Duanmu's black belly pulled me up, but his eyes kept sweeping behind me.

Could it be that there is a monster behind? ! Σ(°△°|||) I was so scared that I peed, and I didn't dare to move.

"You are fine."

"It's okay." My body tensed up.

"Let's go if you're fine, the butterflies are scared away by you." I seem to have heard Duanmu Weihei deliberately emphasize the word "butterfly". .

He pulled me and left, and I heard him whisper: "An Shuhe, you are the most stupid in the world."

"Selling sand? I am the emperor, so I don't know how to sell sand!"

Duanmu has a black belly and stopped talking.

The next day, Duanmu Weihei brought me a bunch of small notes, Emma, ​​are there so many papers for me to go to the toilet? (づ﹏ど)

My head was knocked again. "Can't you be more serious, do you recognize these characters, which one is the same as the one you saw yesterday?"

I groaned and rubbed my head, and glared at him. If I was beaten into a mentally handicapped person, it must be his fault (-з).

I grabbed those papers, compared them with the one from yesterday, looked at them in various postures up and down, and finally at the end, I recognized the handwriting from a crookedly written word.

"This!" Throwing this piece of paper to Duanmu Weihei, I started doing eye exercises seriously.

"How can you be sure it was written by the same person?" Duanmu Weihei obviously didn't believe it.

Hmph, small sample, I can't see it anymore.I put down my hand, pulled these two pieces of paper, put them on the table, and explained to him with a wave of my fingers: "No matter how scribbled this word is, some habits will not change. Look at this, this scribble , isn’t it a bit similar, and you’ll understand when you read other people’s writing, young man, learn from it.” I patted his shoulder and smiled inscrutablely.

Duanmu Weihei opened my hand, held the note and looked at it for a long time, smiled and slapped me on the shoulder a few times, then turned and left.

I'm bored by myself again, the big fat pigeon from yesterday is still alive, I miss it all the time┭┮﹏┭┮.

Sucking, I feel that I am hungry, so I walk around in the study while stroking my belly, jump to the table for a while, play with Duanmu's black writing brush, flip through the newly delivered memorials a few times, and draw A few eggs went up.

At this moment, a long sound suddenly came from outside, which scared me so much that I thought I saw a ghost.

"Report-"

Report your head, are you selling newspapers?No, at this moment, Duanmu's dark side is not around, so I can just pretend to be coercive and handle official affairs for him.

Sitting upright in my robe, I coughed and forced my voice to imitate Duanmu's voice: "What's the matter."

The guards outside didn't even realize that I was a pirated product, so they whispered to me a few times, and at my instruction, handed a secret letter in from under the door, and then left.

secret letter?I frantically went over to pull out the secret letter, tried my best to finally open the secret letter, and took it out to have a look.

Oh my god, it was explosive news. I was terrified, I was very uneasy, I immediately rushed out to catch Duanmu Weihei and kept jumping: "What to do, what to do."

"What should I do?" Duanmu Weihei seemed to be interrogating the guards standing in rows, and frowned while holding me, "What's wrong with you."

"It's terrible, Duanmu has a black belly, I was assassinated, and I was seriously injured!"

"What?!" Duanmu clasped my arm anxiously, looked left and right, then threw me away again, "I see you are all right."

"I'm not good," I lit up the secret letter, "Look quickly, it says the emperor was assassinated and seriously injured, isn't that really me, I was assassinated and I was seriously injured, the country is in chaos!"

Duanmu Fuhei took the paper and looked at it, paused for a while, glanced at me and then scanned the guards who were interrogated by him, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he threw the secret letter back into my arms: "Nonsense! Everyone in the court knows that the Son of Heaven is currently in this king's palace, where did he get stabbed and seriously injured? It's just rumors! Come on, take down that rumor-monger and bring him to this king immediately!"

"Yes!"

I shook Duanmu Weihei's sleeves and watched the arresters leave, then turned my head to look at Duanmu Weihei: "Duanmu Weihei, what are you doing, arresting people and fighting in groups?"

Duanmu Weihei glanced at the guards again: "It's nothing, it's just that I haven't checked these people's martial arts for a long time, come here to check, I'm afraid that they will forget their duty after eating and drinking in the mansion!"

He seemed to mention the word "duty" very loudly on purpose. I smiled and puffed up my chest and looked at those people. I glanced at them and saw that they were all about the same size. I really couldn't recognize any of them as a magician.

"Let's go." Watching the guards drilled meaningfully, Duanmu dragged me away with a dark belly.

Yo, just leave?I haven't found my magician yet o(>﹏<)o.

"Magician? What's your name for the man?"

I nodded greatly: "That person will turn into a pigeon!"

"Become a pigeon," Duanmu's face changed again, he clapped his palms and said in shock, "How did I forget this! You go back to the room and wait for me, don't leave, I will come whenever I go!" away.

I stood on tiptoe to watch him leave, and ran back to my room bouncing around... no wonder.

This is a good time to sneak into Duanmu's dark room and attack at night, if you miss today, there will be no tomorrow!In the dead of night, Duanmu came back exhausted and turned on the bed. Fortunately, I could be overwhelmed by the quilt, and then [beep——], hehehehe, I am so smart.

Get ready, sneak into Duanmufu black room before no one is there, close the door, lift the quilt, wash Duanmufuhei and wait for my arrival!

only……

It's been a long time, it's still dark, can I sleep first, snoring, snoring, Duanmu has a black belly, we will see you in my dreams, remember to come to me and wave your handkerchief.