I'm nervous

"What?" I squeezed my throat, deliberately pretending to tantalize people, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Oh, Eunuch Jiang, don't tease me. You ask me knowingly, and you still snore with me."

Why do I hear this tone, I seem to be gnashing my teeth a little bit, this is because I can't wait to buy and sell chrysanthemums with Eunuch Jiang.flowers!I seem to have discovered something again.

I found that this is a very complicated multi-angle relationship.This is: a small official wants to have trouble with Eunuch Jiang → wants to buy Eunuch Jiang's chrysanthemum.Flowers→Sweet talk, chatting, spanking and coaxing Mr. Jiang to open the forest→Grandpa Jiang is arrogant and does not offer Xiaoju.Flower→The little official is so angry that his teeth itch and wants to explode his ass soon→Worried about being kicked out of bed by the arrogant Jiang Gonggong→Don’t dare to move→It’s gone.Currently stuck in this deadlock.

According to my experience in reading all kinds of novels with bloody thunder and blood for many years, according to the plot, at this time, Eunuch Jiang is absolutely desperate to get him, calling Ya Die in his mouth, but he deliberately trips himself and throws himself at the little girl. On the official's body, when people started to grope, they twisted their waists and said "Ya yaodie ya yiaodie", while stroking them here and there in various heats, and finally [beep——].In the end, he had to pretend to be innocent and gently pulled the clothes with one hand, revealing the white and tender flesh that could not be covered by the clothes, showing two beautiful legs, with a few tears in his eyes, and yelling "Hello!" A voice: "You, you, you... you took away my integrity, what's the point of my life, why not—"

End of life?

Promise yourself?

NO, NO, NO, there is no such spineless word in my dictionary, only——

One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, a few more times!

So, according to the plot, I want to jump in and play the overwhelming function of the fake little eunuch, put it away, take it off, prepare, lubricate, enter...

"Oh so cool."

The wine on this guy is really delicious⊙▽⊙.

I was not surprised to see this guy's silly expression.Hmph, hum, do you think I want to have sex with you? You look down on me too much. Although I like group sex, I still don't like you. The person in my heart is Duanmu's black-bellied... bed, hum.

Gulu Gulu, this wine is really bad, I can't get enough of it.

"There is nothing!" I don't want to be too generous.

Hey, hey, this guy is stupid, he keeps staring at me and doesn't speak, is he envious that my penis is smaller than him, hey, hey, it doesn't matter, don't be envious of me, I'll make you happy right away, be good.

"Oh!" I pounced on him again, caught the man, undressed, removed my pants, prepared tools, lubricated, and prepared to—

Cut JJ!clang clang clang!

"Damn it, you eunuch, let me go!"

puff!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

I've been shot, I've been shot, ah, am I going to die, Duanmu has a black belly, you love to come to rescue me, your beloved An Shuhe is going to drag you to die together.

boom!The door was kicked open.

Cao Cao, uh no, Duanmu's black belly finally appeared. At that moment, I seemed to see a circle of golden light covering his body, Bodhisattva!He ran to Zhen's side, hugged Zhen affectionately, and called Zhen's name: "Shuhe, Shuhe! What's wrong with you."

"I..." I must have returned to the light, and I touched Duanmu's face with trembling hands. At this moment of life and death, I discovered something deeply buried in my heart. It turns out that I——

so handsome.

Then, with a crooked neck, I passed out gloriously. Bird_(|з)∠)_

.

When I woke up, I saw the darkness in front of me, ah, did I go to hell!

"An, Shu, He."

Oh my god, this is the cry of Hades.

"Have you had enough trouble, but someone stepped on your foot and passed out. Are you made of the emperor's tofu?"

Just kidding, as a tall and strong man, how can it be made of tofu, it must be made of iced tofu <(￣ˇ￣)/"An Shuhe."

Hades is urging your life again, wrap up the quilt quickly, you can't see it, you can't see it.

My quilt was picked up, and then I was also picked up, sniffing, it smells so good, looking up, the pores!Uh no, it's Duanmu who has a dark belly.

"Hi." I obediently shook hands with him.

Duanmu has a black belly and ignores me, his face is as black as ink, as if he is with me, he has always had a dark face, decided, I will change your name tomorrow, and call it Duanmu Baogong!

This name is very domineering.

"An Shuhe, you'd better explain to me honestly what happened today."

Damn, the voice was so cold that it reached the North Pole, I shivered, faced his stern face, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and decided to confess——

"Can you give me the quilt, you are so cold."

I saw that his complexion was not good again, it changed all day long, did he think he was a chameleon, hum, hum, hum.How do different species fall in love, I don't want you anymore!

"What did you say."

"No, no, no, I didn't even say anything." I'm afraid of him, I'm really afraid of him, it's not for him to get angry, I've seen him once kill a big villain who killed N people and raped N people Hanging himself up, he sliced ​​off the man's flesh one by one, and showed the man's flesh to the victimized people. His appearance was simply——

hero!A hero who punishes rape and eradicates evil for the people!

"An Shuhe, tell me honestly what happened tonight."

I swallowed a mouthful of swallowing foam, honestly snapped my fingers, and counted them one by one: catching cannon fodder→meeting an assassin→escaping from the rough→buying red rice→entering brothels→watching the friendship between small officials and eunuchs...

"Basic love?" Duanmu Weihei was obviously unfamiliar with these two words, so I kindly explained to him, "It's a man's convexity put into a man's concavity, it's called a base."

Duanmu's black-bellied eyes became ambiguous, and the rippling vigor made my heart melt.This time, he stared at me up and down, left, right, left, right, and right, and suddenly showed a lustful smile: "Gai Minger, let's have a taste of basic love."

"Oh, I don't want to have sex with you! I want to find my spare tire!"

"What did you say?"

"Zhen Mao didn't even say anything." After saying something wrong, I quickly covered my mouth and stared at him with wide eyes.

Duanmu's dark complexion finally eased a little, and then, he lifted the quilt and went to bed, wrapped in the same quilt with me, is this going to shoot me!

"What are you thinking about, I have something to tell you." He knocked on the head of Zhen, oh my god, so gentle, is this going to give me ecstasy and then shoot me, don't be too happy to imprison the gods!

He hugged my stiff body, oh, so cool, so cool.I moved my body, adjusted a comfortable posture, and leaned on it. It's too cool, this thing is simply a good thing that is warm in winter and cool in summer.

"Aren't you hot, it's summer."

"It's too hot to be cold!" I don't want to be too smart.

Duanmu was black-bellied and stopped talking. After hugging me for a while, Fang said: "I will punish the person who stepped on you. He dared to step on the emperor. Hmph, just this will kill him! I'll find out After that, that man was in contact with an eunuch surnamed Jiang in the palace, and privately used money to let the eunuch steal things from the palace for him, and he sold the stolen things. Hmph, it was really good. Concealment, if it weren't for your mistake tonight, I really wouldn't be able to find out that there is such a cancerous tumor in the palace!"

boom!The bed was smashed, this is angry, this is preparing to send the fire on me, turning me over and over again, frying me again and again.Lie down quickly, the little whip is here~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la... I think too much again.

"I have sent someone to investigate secretly. In a few days, we will definitely catch a group of waste who only know how to eat but don't work! Huh! Speaking of which, An Shuhe, is everything tonight really a coincidence? My palace is very far away, why did you run there, you greeted me deliberately when you saw me, entered the room, fought with that man, made him unable to escape, and was stepped on by him, so you shouted so loudly , so as to lure me to come and catch him, An Shu and you..."

ah!I'm asleep, I'm snoring, what you're listening to now is all dreams. (￣y▽,￣)╭Ouch...

I won't say, I planned all this tonight... It's no wonder, I really hit it by mistake QAQ Duanmu Heiwei didn't speak, he seemed to sigh, and then hugged I continued to sleep.

I secretly opened my eyes, like a sneaky cat, I took a look at Duanmu Belly Hei, I haven’t seen him for a few days, he was so burned that I lost weight, I feel so distressed, I decided to give him a catty of buckle meat after returning to the palace Feed him, let him gain weight and gain more flesh, and grow a white breast like a woman, and then I, a patient with dense flesh, can get rid of him~＼(≧▽≦)／~啦啦啦。

The next day, I opened my eyes, and wow, this perfect body, this graceful line, this bright chest, is simply——

Perfect steak!

Ow.

"...An Shuhe, you haven't eaten meat for a few days, and you even want to eat my meat."

... I threw this thing away, spit a few mouthfuls, give me a bite from the golden dragon, and you will be cured of all diseases, don't pull it down, hum, hum.

"Get up and get dressed."

"You tell me to wear it, so I will wear it, don't wear it!"

"Sure, if you don't wear it, then just go naked, I don't mind."

... I'd better wear it, I think this guy's eyes are too lustful, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it, I stripped off on the spot, begging QAQ Duanmu Hei quickly put on his clothes and tidied up his appearance , combing and binding his hair, oh my god, this movement is so elegant, I'm rippling|rippling, I'm obsessed, my eyes are almost glued to him.

"Does it look good?" Duanmu Weihei came over and blew in my ear.

My whole body is crisp: "It looks good."

"What do you want to do?"

"I want to do what I want to do."

...What did I say!

Duanmu's black-bellied smile is so obscene | I cry so happily.

Is he inviting me to fuck him, can I say elegant, my physical strength is not enough...

"Physical strength is not enough, technology can make up."

Duanmu's black belly spoke again, he wanted me to learn from dragons.In the eighteenth form of Yang, my eyes instantly turned into star eyes, and I lay down on his body like a dog: "Please..." ˋ(°▽,°) drooling...

"What are you asking for?" Duanmu was very confused.

"I'm asking for a little yellow picture." The eighteen styles of Longyang, who don't have pictures to appreciate, are all hooligans.

Duanmu's black-bellied face put on an expression of sudden realization, and then he glanced at my little dick with a smile.

Covering Ding Ding tightly, "What are you doing, do you envy that I am younger than you, hum."

Duanmu's face was dark and playful, he touched his chin, and the corner of his mouth turned up: "The emperor is not small, how does this humble minister know, could it be that the emperor showed this humble minister?"

"..."

I feel that if I talk to him, I will definitely drive myself into a snake spirit.Hmph, hum, I still don't speak, I put my hands on my chest and answer with my nose.

"An Shuhe."

"Humph."

"You're a fool."

"Hmph...huh?"

"You're a jerk."

"Huh... huh?!"

"Get up and go to work with me."

"Hum hum hum."

"Do it or not, talk."

"Don't do it!"

"Really not?"

"Don't do it."

"Then what can you do?"

"Fuck me!"

I saw Duanmu's belly black and rippling｜...