I'm nervous
Chapter 27
Flower wipe!I was shocked at the time, the prime minister turned out to be the mastermind behind it, not only harming my eldest brother, but also trying to harm me? !How amazing!
When I looked over, the prime minister's expression was also very bad, and his voice sank: "Don't talk nonsense!"
"This king is talking nonsense?" Duanmu Weihei seemed to have heard something funny, he laughed loudly, and pointed at the group of ministers, "Am I talking nonsense? What you have done today is enough to prove everything! Take it!"
"Yes!" Those swords that were originally aimed at the dragon's head were pointed at the prime minister, and the guards also pressed towards the prime minister step by step.
"Ah, hey, what's the point of talking, grab it if you need to, don't talk nonsense, go up, go up!"
Bang, clang, clang!Finally caught the prime minister and pressed him in front of me, ah, this guy still refuses to kneel down to me.Don't be afraid, I went up and kicked him and that Ding, wow haha, kneel down, laugh wildly with my hands on my hips.
"Well...why, why exactly!" The prime minister was crazy, and kept asking why, I looked at the prime minister suspiciously, and patted him on the shoulder.In fact, I also want to know why, obviously you have even prepared your things, why did you not come up with my lord, sheep skin.
Oh hello, my ears hurt so much.
"An Shuhe, you are really brave, huh?!"
I shook off Duanmu's black hand pulling my ear, flinched a bit, and backed away quietly.Duanmu's black belly is too scary.
Duanmu walked up to the Prime Minister with a black belly, and said with a sneer, "You have been planning for so many years, and I have to say that you are indeed resourceful, and you can subdue even the imperial guards, but unfortunately, you are too impatient and stupid! Since he ascended the throne, with his young age, he can still live to this day. What do you think he relies on, that this king will protect him? Wrong!" Duanmu Weihei adjusted his voice, "If this king can protect him again, if he If you have no ability, you will definitely not be able to survive in the palace. Why do you think this king can come back from the dead and control your power secretly? Because before this king left Beijing, my emperor gave me a bottle of fake death medicine, so that this king can borrow By feigning death, cheating the world, leading you out, and taking your power into your pocket!"
Feign death? !I wondered, what I gave Duanmu Weihei was not poison, why did it become a fake death drug, I looked at Duanmu Weihei very sadly, I must have taken the wrong medicine because I didn't wake up that day, that's why I accidentally gave it to him. Feign death drug.Ahhhh, I'm so lucky, and I did something good by accident, it's amazing!
"What?!" The prime minister seemed shocked, and looked at me in disbelief, and I flinched, look, I'm handsome, so don't be jealous of me.
"Xu You, do you really think that my emperor is as dull as you imagined?"
Hmm, I am funny.Of course I am not the stupid person you imagine.Keep your chest up and your hips on your hips.
"Have you ever thought about why you lost today?"
That's right, why did you lose today? I never thought about it. I washed the dragon's butt and waited for you to come to the king, sheepskin.
"You are so self-confident that you haven't found out that my emperor is pretending to be crazy, but in fact he is secretly planning how to lure you out. From the very beginning, from the Eunuch Jiang incident until now, you have been within my emperor's plan step by step."
Playing crazy and acting stupid?I'm a joker, why Mao went so far as to pretend to be crazy.As for the plan... Duanmu has a dark belly, I really don't understand it QAQ "Plan..." The Prime Minister seemed shocked, trembling as he spoke, "Could it be that An Shu and you did all this on purpose?! Aren't you dying of illness!"
"Yeah, I got lovesickness, Miss Duanmu has a dark stomach, and is dying!"
I feel that the prime minister's face is too dark.
"Bold, my emperor's name is taboo, you are a thief!"
"It doesn't matter, just call me whatever you want, I'm very easy-going...ah no no no, you can't call me, my name is a taboo, whoever calls me will have a chicken, oh Ding!"
...Because Mao Zhen felt the low pressure of Duanmu's black belly became more severe, as if I had said something bad.I decided to shut up.
"Hmph, if I didn't make a mistake for a while, how could I miss it."
"No, no, no, as the saying goes, one misstep will cause eternal hatred, and looking back, it has been a hundred years. I think that your failure, Prime Minister, is not because of your mistakes, but because you underestimated me too much."
"What?" The prime minister's pupils shrank.
I coughed, put one hand behind my back, straightened my waist and said: "What is I, I am the Son of Heaven, and everything the Son of Heaven does is blessed by God. Do you know why I am still eating people here at such a young age?" You have lived in the palace until now, it is because of God’s blessing! Do you know why you have calculated every step of the way, but now you have become a complete failure, because you are not destined to be the emperor, and you have not been blessed by God! You said that you are the son of Concubine Li, the prince, but Why did your mother escape from the palace back then, and my royal father has never found your whereabouts, have you ever thought about the reason!"
The prime minister was shocked, and his pupils opened wider. I was very calm, and continued: "You have been coaxed by your mother all these years. Do you really think that the throne should belong to you? Wrong! The throne is bestowed by heaven. It is up to the heavens to decide who should sit. The accidental death of the late emperor is certainly caused by you, but it is more likely that the heavens summoned the late emperor to ascend the crane and return to the heaven. You see, the inconvenience of the late emperor is yours. Behind you, sneer and see what you are doing!"
Swish, swish, all eyes were on the prime minister's back.
"You lied to me, you have nothing!" The prime minister was very nervous, and I snorted, "The late emperor is the son of heaven and earth, with the body of a fairy, how can you blaspheme it with the eyes of mortals, naturally only I can see it! "
"Brother Huang," I walked forward, facing the front with a big hug, "Brother Huang, I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Your brother, you're still fine." A mellow male voice rang out.
The audience was shocked, and the ministers were in an uproar.
"This... this is the voice of the late emperor, the voice of the late emperor! The late emperor has appeared!"
Crashing, a large group fell to their knees, even Duanmu Weihei looked in front of me in shock, murmuring what to say.
"Brother Huang, I miss you so much." With tears in my eyes, I cried and could only cover my face with my sleeves.
"Imperial brother, I don't have much time to be a brother. Today I came down to see you severely punish the thieves. Now that you have grown up and have to punish the culprits, the emperor's heart is already at ease. However, the emperor still has one wish unfulfilled. If the emperor doesn't mind, I also hope that my brother will help me to fulfill my wish."
"I don't hate it, I don't mind it," I wiped away my tears, and looked straight ahead, "I will do whatever the emperor wants me to do! I am willing to give up my throne!"
"Your Royal Brother, you have always been sensible and do not strive for fame and fortune. Over the years, I have been indebted to one person. After ascending to heaven, I have been thinking about it day and night and have trouble sleeping and eating. Today I take this opportunity to make up for my debt to him."
"Okay," I agreed with a nod of my head, "I will make it up to you any way I want!"
"There is an imperial decree here, which I drafted before I passed away, but I failed to make it public, so I left with hatred. Now that I have come from the lower realm, I will entrust this imperial decree to you, and let you fulfill this wish for me."
I stretched out my hand, drank it, and a heavy imperial decree fell into my hands.
The audience was shocked.
"The first emperor, the first emperor is really here! Join the emperor!" All of a sudden, they all fell to their knees again.
"I am no longer the emperor, so I don't need to be polite. I don't have much time, and it's time to leave. After that, I hope that all the ministers will assist the emperor and protect my great heaven!"
I took out my small brocade handkerchief and waved it forward: "Brother, have a good journey!"
The late emperor left, I looked down at the heavy imperial decree, and then glanced at the shocked ministers on the spot, I was very frightened, I didn't know what was in the imperial decree, if I read out some pornographic content, I would very shy.
So, I waved to Eunuch Chang: "Come, come, read for me."
Eunuch Chang seemed to be holding gold and jade, took it with trembling hands, unfolded it slowly, cleared his throat, and read: "By the heavens, the emperor's decree says..."
"What do you know, read it." I was very anxious, and the tape stuck at the beginning of the reading. What's going on?
Eunuch Chang shook his body, knelt down on the ground with a thud, presented the imperial edict in his hand in front of me, and cried out: "I don't dare to read it, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me."
I'm wondering, but it's just an imperial decree, if there's anything I dare not read, I'll come.
After talking about the imperial decree, I read it in a hurry, wow, this imperial decree is too explosive!
"What's the matter?" Duanmu couldn't help asking.
I glanced at him, walked over and patted his shoulder, and asked solemnly: "Duanmuyu, I ask you what is a country and what is a home."
"A small family makes a country, and a country makes a big family." Duanmu said suspiciously.
I am very happy, yes, insightful, Duanmu is so capable, and helped me catch the villain, the prime minister, so I should give some rewards. What kind of rewards are good? The ones that win are both deep and wide. Well, what about the rewards? Gold hat ready!
But where to find the golden hat?Ahhhh, before I could figure out where to find it, my hand touched my head uncontrollably, I picked it off, buckled it, clang clang clang, Duanmu black belly put on my nine-pronged crown, There is no such thing as a high-end atmosphere in an instant!
"Your Majesty!" Duanmu immediately knelt down and wanted to take off the nine-handed crown, but it seemed that he was afraid of soiling the nine-handed crown.And all the ministers also knelt down and said in panic, "Your Majesty, the Nine Crowns belong to the Son of Heaven, so don't play tricks!"
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious. This is the late emperor's will, look!" I flicked the imperial decree, and walked around in front of every minister. Suddenly, there were all kinds of sighs. When he put the imperial decree in front of the prime minister, he was shocked and almost tore it apart by pulling the imperial decree.
"Impossible, impossible!"
"What's impossible? It's clearly written in black and white on yellow paper." I pulled back the imperial decree, pointed to the words on it and read them out one by one. Back then, Duanmuyu's mother, who is now the Empress Dowager, was hated by others when she was pregnant, so she was murdered by others, so she let a woman who looked exactly like her disguise into the palace to replace her as a concubine, while she left the palace secretly. Give birth to a son, that is, Duanmu language.Five years later, Duanmuyu was sensible, and the queen mother took Duanmuyu to the family of powerful officials, and she returned to the palace to exchange with the woman who disguised herself as her.At that time, the woman married a guard and became pregnant. In order to preserve Duanmu Yu, the Queen Mother raised the woman's child as her own, and that child was Zhen.Therefore, I am not of royal blood, but Duanmu Yufang is.The first emperor's imperial decree finally required that the throne be passed on to Duanmuyu.
"Bullshit doesn't make sense! Why should I believe you based on a falsely fabricated imperial decree?" The prime minister went crazy.
I glanced at him contemptuously: "The other ministers don't speak, but you have more opinions. Come on, look, this is the handwriting of the first emperor, but is it the real jade seal? After I succeeded to the throne, I played around all day long. , smashed a small piece of the jade seal, if I forged it, the seal must be missing, you may as well take a look, but I forged it?"
An old minister came forward and asked me for the imperial decree. After examining it carefully, he asserted: "It is true that the late emperor's handwriting is good, and the handwriting on it has been around for many years, and this jade seal is also intact, so it should be genuine." undoubtedly."
"Just now the late emperor showed up, and you all saw it, but now you suspect that this matter is fake, what are your intentions!" I pointed to the prime minister, "If you don't believe it, then call the queen mother to find out if it is true or not!"
"The Queen Mother is here!"
Such a coincidence, does the same Duanmu have a good heart?
When the Empress Dowager came and heard about the imperial decree, she immediately took out the brocade handkerchief, broke down in tears, and admitted directly: "The Duanmu language is indeed from the Ai family and the first emperor. Back then, the Ai family was framed by the concubine Li, and the late emperor protected the Ai family. Ai's family had an accident, so he tacitly agreed to the Ai family's going out of the palace to give birth, and treated the woman who took Ai's family's place as a concubine kindly. After she gave birth, the late emperor treated her son as his own flesh and blood. It is a pity that the woman and her husband have a bad fate. He passed away after failing to take care of his son for a long time, and his son was handed over to the Ai family to discipline him. Later, the Ai family wanted to restore Duanmu Yu's royal status, but at the right time, Shanchao Kingdom harassed our dynasty. Then he passed away. At that time, the court situation was chaotic, and the Ai family was inevitably obstructed by someone with a heart. The only way to endure this matter is to help the righteous son—that is, the current emperor, until the time is ripe, before he can come forward to recognize his relative. My son, You have suffered all these years." After speaking, the queen mother walked over, took Duanmu's black hand, patted it again and again, and shook her head endlessly.
Looking at this scene, my nose was sour, and I wanted to cry if I didn't make a fuss. Duanmu was stunned for a long time, and he didn't say a word.
It was supposed to be such a festive meeting, but someone interrupted, "You said he is, is he? What evidence do you have!" Prime Minister, prime minister, the more you talk, the more mistakes you make.
The Empress Dowager was furious, and said with a flick of her sleeves: "Presumptuous, my own son, how can I not know it."
"No wonder I don't kiss the queen mother, and I can't even call out to the queen mother. It really is not unreasonable." I stroked my chin, thinking carefully, but the audience was in an uproar, and everyone began to whisper in a low voice. .
I waved my hand and said: "The Queen Mother is not afraid, come, let's confess our blood!"
So, blood dripped, so, the result came out, the blood of me and the queen mother does not dissolve, only the dark belly of Duanmu dissolves, great, I am really not the real prince, this means that I don't need to criticize memorials in the future, long live haha Ha ha ha ha!
"Tch," the Prime Minister sneered, still undeterred, "Who would know that Duanmu Yu was born out of a [ahhh] marriage between you and another dog!"
The queen mother was so angry that her face turned blue and white, and I was also distressed. This is a good question. Duanmu's black-bellied old man is dead. Where can I find evidence.
"In order to prove that this son is indeed of royal blood, the late emperor admitted his relatives with blood, and asked someone to confirm it on the spot, and recorded it in the book. It is enough for the emperor to send someone to pass the witness and present it in the book." The queen mother suppressed her anger. road.
Immediately, I ordered that the witnesses be passed on to witnesses.
After about a cup of tea, a group of old court ladies and eunuchs came up, and an unknown official came across a book and gave it to me. I flipped through it and saw, um, the facial features of Duanmuyu The descriptions are all right, and there is indeed a record of the first emperor's blood confession.
Then, an old court lady spoke: "The body of the prince was seen by the maidservants. There is a mole under his left chest and heart. You only need to have a physical examination to know whether it is true or not."
Medical examination?Is this going to take off, light up, light up, my mouth is watering!I can't wait, Duanmu is not afraid of having a black belly, don't tighten your clothes, I will help you take them off.
"No... special harmony."
Don't be awkward, what are you afraid of, it's not like I haven't seen your chest, take it off, Dangdang, look, there is a big mole on your chest... It's strange, ah, there is no mole, there is no mole!
The audience was shocked!
"Emperor, where is the mole on your chest?" The Queen Mother's complexion changed drastically, and she took a few steps back, pointing at my nose and said, "Could it be because of him. Emperor, what did you do to save him? How far is it to go?"
Duanmu Fuhei tightened his skirt, shook his head and said: "I am not interested in the throne, I used to be, and I will always be in the future. I have no mole on my chest, and I am not of real royal blood. I am just an ordinary prince."
No mole? !Don't be afraid, I seem to have a mole on my chest, I'll give it to you!Take it off and take it off, revealing my five-ringed duck belly. I looked down, it's good, the mole is still there, it doesn't matter, I pulled it off, and I will press it on for you.
But where should I press it? Yes, there happens to be a scar shaped like a mole here, and it’s right there. Once I press it, it fits perfectly, qiang qiang qiang, there is a mole in the black belly of Duanmu, he is the royal blood, I Just an ordinary person, no need to change the memorial, long live!
But, ah hey, what's the matter with your contemptuous eyes (#‵′) I have already said that I am not of royal blood, you still don't believe it (-з)
"You...you actually gouged out this mole and gave it to this person!" Pa, the Queen Mother got angry and slapped Duanmu Weihei, I felt distressed seeing that, Duanmu Weihei, don't be awkward, be honest Just recruit your own identity, for your own good, my good, everyone's good.
Duanmu Weihei looked over, and suddenly took my hand, pulled it, ahhh, it fell into his arms.Then, hey, hey, is it really good to kiss in public, without such excitement, ah huh, but this guy's kissing skills have improved again, I can't do it, I'm flustered, I rolled my eyes, and passed out intoxicated.
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"An Shuhe, An Shuhe."
Ah, hello, what the hell is screaming in my ears, it's so noisy!
"An Shuhe, if you pretend to be dead again, I'll fry you up!"
Fried, this is so good, I woke up immediately, love it, I have been waiting for a long time, little whip!
The other party stopped talking, and after a long time, a lump of clothes was thrown on my face, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I am going to take it off ah ah oh shit.
……over thinking.
I opened my eyes, and found that I was wearing obscene clothes, and Duanmu was changing clothes behind my back, Huacha, and he was wearing a dragon robe so quickly, so handsome, drooling... It's better than wearing this dragon robe like mine Loach gown, much better!
"Duanmu has a dark belly, are you going to succeed, are you going to abdicate?"
"Abdicate?" Duanmu helped me up with a black belly, and gave me a bowl of medicine.
"Why do you need to drink medicine?" I sniffed, I'm not sick!
"Aren't you terminally ill and dying, huh? Then drink the medicine honestly." Duanmu's dark brows were raised, and he stared at me covetously. I almost wanted to cry.
"I am lovesick, not a real disease!"
"Huh? How many times have you fainted?"
I immediately took the bowl over and gulped it down.
"Oh," Duanmu Fuhei rubbed my hair, put away the medicine bowl, and hugged me, "Shuhe, you lost weight, do you miss me?"
"Thin?" I touched my five-bellied duck contemptuously, "Duanmu has a black belly, are you sure?"
"You are not in good health. I'm not here. No one will take care of you. I heard that Xu You sent someone to prescribe you medicine. I'm really worried about you."
"I am in good health!"
"With a healthy body, if something happens, you will faint." Duanmu gave me a contemptuous glance, and I fainted. My health is indeed not good, but I have been secretly drinking medicine all the time.
"Xu You has already been executed by me. In a few days, the whole family will be copied and beheaded to comfort the spirit of the late emperor."
"Cutting and chopping! It hurts so much. In fact, there is no need to comfort the spirit of the late emperor. The late emperor came back and saw it." Zhen was very serious.
"It's done, your little trick, you can fool others, but you can't lie to me." Duanmu Hei kissed me lightly, it was so fragrant, "When I was in the palace in the past, I went to test out that the spies were not in the study, but the letter The secret letter that the emperor was assassinated was handed over to you, and you said, what ability do you have to make people who are loyal to me safely hand over the secret letter to you, an outsider."
"I am born with great charm, and I can seduce...and attract people."
Boom, my forehead was knocked again.
"Just pretend, I asked the person who sent the letter afterwards, and he said that he was outside the study at that time, and he heard my voice from inside the study, so he put the secret letter under the door according to what my voice said. And that The person who made the voice is naturally only you. The person who sent the letter has followed me for many years and heard my voice no less than a hundred times. On that day, he couldn’t tell the real from the fake. This shows that you can perfectly imitate the voice of others But today, you imitated the elder brother's voice through ventriloquism, and used some small tricks to take out the imperial decree you kept in your sleeve to fool all the officials. Am I right, An Shuhe?"
"No, I really saw the first emperor, you must believe me."
"Trust your head, if your words are believable, the pie will fall from the sky."
"Ah, there's pie in the sky!"
Boom, I was knocked again.You didn't knock on my head casually, and my hair blew up, but when he threw a light sentence over, I became wilted again.
"I am the Son of Heaven, who can't be knocked on the head."
I looked at him resentfully, needless to say, during the days when I was in a coma, Duanmu must have used some means to make the minister accept his identity and inherit the throne as a matter of course, and this funny comparison of me, according to 21 According to the Gou Xue novel of the century, I was either shot to death by the new emperor, or imprisoned by the new emperor for sex in the palace.
Oh, I raise my hand, I want to choose the second one.
"The second one? Do you want me to be imprisoned in the palace?" Duanmu touched Zhen's face with a black belly, and smiled wickedly, "It's not impossible, but you just answer me honestly, when did you know my prince's identity. "
"Ah, what are you talking about, didn't I just find out today?"
"Bullshit! Over the past few days, from the time you went out of the palace to find me, to the fact that you gave me the fake death medicine, and then sent today's imperial decree, it was all carefully planned by you in order to restore my identity. When I was at the border , I suddenly heard that you wanted to arrest me, so I took fake death pills to feign death. Later, General Dai arrived and asked me to use the opportunity of feigning death to capture Xu You's criminal evidence. Shuhe, General Dai, if I did not make a mistake, In fact, it is your confidant, you are really good at chess. But, Shuhe," Duanmu Weihei suddenly hugged me, "I never thought about wanting the throne. From the beginning to the end, I just wanted to protect it. you."
My heart is fluttering, of course I know that you don't want the throne, that's why I gave you the throne Hey, whoever makes you beat me in the head all day, I will give you the last thing you want, abuse you (-з)
"So, you really knew about my identity from the very beginning, huh?"
"So what?"
"How did you know it? Could it be that you want to tell you that because you are a time traveler, you can predict the future."
I am very serious: "I am a time traveler, I have never lied to you."
"Um?!"
"...It's just a fetal wear." I lowered my head and played with my little finger, and my voice became lower and lower. "So it's a coincidence that I saw those entanglements."
"If that's the case, after Brother Weidao died, you suddenly said that you lost your memory, I'm afraid you wanted to protect yourself at that time, Shuhe," Duanmu hugged Zhen again, "You are really smart."
I flush the toilet No.1 is almost the same, smart _(:з)∠)_
"Shuhe, I don't want to be the emperor."
"Then I will let you be."
"I want to be regent."
"Then I cut off your regent throne."
"I don't want to be with you."
"Then I'm with you."
"I don't want to fry, oh, you."
"Then I will take the initiative to climb into your bed!"
... something seems wrong.
"That's what you said."
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As a result, after a long kiss, Duanmu Buhei took off his dragon robe, lay down next to me, and hugged me: "Go to sleep, I have worked hard for you these days, after Xu You's matter is resolved, I will take care of you." Reward you."
"Reward me, is this going to give me soy milk and steamed buns?" (⊙V⊙)
"No, as a person who is about to be imprisoned in my palace, An Shuhe, don't you think you should pay something?"
"Pay chrysanthemums? Wood question, please poke, I have already washed it clean."
Boom, I was beaten again.I stared at him resentfully: "Can't you treat me better?"
"How can I treat you badly? You have worked hard all these years, so in order to reward you," Duanmu Weihei kissed me softly again, "I will make you queen in a few days, and let you rule the country with me .”
"...Ya, Xiaodie, please let me go, I don't want to meddle in court affairs anymore! Are you rewarding me? You are clearly hurting me."
"I said, as a person who is about to be imprisoned in my palace, An Shuhe, shouldn't you pay something."
"Shouldn't!"
"You deserve it, you deserve it, stay in the palace honestly, and pay for the happiness of the rest of your life."
Duanmu laughed so terribly, Mamma Mia, I want to go home, uh... don't kiss me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this kissing technique is too good, I'm falling.
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So, I was fried, it was terrible.
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was completely naked, my hair was messy, and I was sweating profusely. This was definitely the rhythm of being fried!
"Queen, are you awake?"
Oh my god, I jumped up: "Who is the queen?"
"Back to the queen, the queen refers to you." A little eunuch stepped forward, wow, this person is so familiar, I wonder where I met him before.
"The small one is Xiao Dezi."
"Little son!" I jumped to my feet, isn't this the little son who served me before but disappeared on leave, "Little son, you love to tell me if I was fried last night."
The youngest son bowed: "The little one dare not say."
"Don't be afraid, say it!"
The youngest son shook his shoulders and said with a sneer: "Yesterday, the empress Xiong, surnamed Dafa, took off her clothes and wanted to overwhelm the emperor, but the emperor refused to obey and struggled away, while you, the empress, fainted on the bed due to lack of energy and blood."
...how can I save my face!Begging to fry failed, and fainted, too shameless.
What is the youngest son, come on, I love to pack my bags, I want to leave the palace/(ㄒoㄒ)/... Duanmu has a black belly, the throne is handed over to you, I will run away from home!
Duanmu has a dark belly, we are destined to meet again in the world, the court will not accompany me o(*≧▽≦*)o ah oh, you ask who is my husband?
Hahaha, since it's all over, I might as well tell you, actually——
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It was just that I got drunk that night, went back to Junshu Palace to take off my clothes and wanted to take a bath, but fell asleep on the bed, the so-called being fried was an illusion.
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I have already said that my great wisdom is as stupid as it is, but you don’t believe it, baby teeth are funny, OUT╭(╯^╰)╮As for why you said that I still look for a husband when I know I don’t have one, I think to myself hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Not long after I opened my eyes from this world, I realized that I had time-traveled.No grown-up person would be calm when he wakes up to see his arms turned into babies, and see a group of women in period costumes pacing anxiously in front of him.I was naturally surprised, and when I uttered a word of surprise, it was a cry of wow.
At that time, a pair of hands hugged me, and I saw a beautiful woman with a sad face, looking at me reluctantly, lifted up her own clothes, fed me, and kept patting my back, crying Said: "My child, this may be the last time I will feed you milk for my mother. Be good, drink more, and don't cry." Her voice was full of maternal kindness. When I lost my mother since childhood, I heard this voice, My heart softened.At that time, I didn't know why she was so sad. I didn't understand until later, when I never saw her again.
Yes, this is the first and only time in this life to see her after coming here—the mother of this baby, and the handsome man who seems to be called the father.The way they looked at this body was so gentle and reluctant, it made me want to stretch out my arms to hug them. Unfortunately, at that time, I seemed to be a newborn, without much strength, so I could only look at my parents and cry. Kneeling down in front of a woman in gorgeous clothes who knew her mother's face, she took the last step and left without turning her head.
Since then, I have gradually realized my identity. I am an ordinary person, but I want to recognize a person who is not my own mother—Concubine Hua as my mother.To put it bluntly, I'm just Concubine Hua's victim protecting her son. If anything happens, it must be me.
I grew up slowly, and on the surface I still called Concubine Hua her mother, but I deliberately alienated her. I didn't want to mess with such a rich woman, and she was able to change her position like this, which was somewhat related to the emperor's acquiescence.
Sure enough, I saw that the emperor loved Concubine Hua very much, and gave her all good things. Only then did I know that the emperor is passionate but not indiscriminate. He only loves two people in his life. One is this whom I call my mother. The woman, the other is the queen.The emperor's love for the harem was measured, the rain and dew were evenly applied, and the bowl of water was served extremely flat, so that the harem was not as scrambling as in TV dramas. On the contrary, it was surprisingly harmonious. The empress and concubine Hua The relationship is extremely good, and it's not too bad for me.
I don't like Concubine Hua because she separated me from my biological mother—although I'm just a time traveler, the flesh-and-blood connection with my biological mother is still closely connected. Sometimes I think of those gentle hands in the palace.Even so, I really like the queen and the prince.The prince is almost ten years older than me. He is very good at taking care of me, playing with me, and playing with me. He even picked me up and put me on his shoulders, without the majesty of a prince at all.
At that time, I thought that the prince would always play with me until I grew up forever, but there were so many things that I didn't expect.
When I was five years old, Concubine Hua brought a person. When I first saw that person's features, my first reaction was that it looked like Concubine Hua and the emperor.I confirmed almost immediately that this person was Concubine Hua's real child. They said his name was Duanmuyu.
I stretched out my hand timidly, wanting to be friends with Duanmuyu—I am used to being a child, and sometimes there will always be some childishness.But this guy ignored me, he put his arms around his chest and raised his head high, pulling hard.
I muttered a few times, and I was not happy.Just at this time, the prince came, and I rushed up as soon as I was happy, but Duanmuyu rushed to the prince's arms faster than me, and I couldn't tell how happy I was smiling.
When the prince saw him, his smile was so deep that I have never forgotten it. He kept speaking Arabic while holding the Duanmu language, and he grew taller.I gradually learned later that the crown prince has recognized the concubine Hua's own son, and the relationship between the two brothers is so good that there is nothing to say.
I felt that I was an outsider at that time, I couldn't enter their world, and the way they looked at me was like sympathy and ridicule.This time, even the empress paid attention to Duanmuyu. I looked at their smiles with chills and sorrow.I backed away silently, preparing to leave quietly.
At this time, a hand with a thick callus grabbed me, and when I turned my head, I was greeted with Duanmu Yu's cheerful smile, and he said, let's play together.
At that time, it was as if an indelible lamp was lit in my heart, I grinned, nodded and said, "Okay."
However, when we really played together, I regretted it.This Duanmuyu is simply a brat, he played happily with me on the surface, but scolded me behind the prince's back, when I was so angry that he hit him, he turned his head and complained to the prince.He also threw his own things by my side, pretending that I had robbed his things, and cried to the queen and Concubine Hua, causing me to be beaten up by Concubine Hua.Seeing his complacent look at me while crossing his chest, I felt a chill in my heart, maybe this guy is jealous that I occupy his position.
I originally wanted to bear with it, it's only natural for a child to dislike others taking possession of their own things, besides, I also hope that Concubine Hua hates me and sends me out of the palace as soon as possible.But one time later, I sneaked into Concubine Hua's bedroom to play, and accidentally heard her and her confidants say that she hated me very much. If I hadn't been useful at this moment, Duanmuyu would have killed me long ago to kill.
At that time, I heard that my whole body was cold. During these years of being comfortable in the palace, I almost forgot what kind of person I am now.I thought, I can't just sit around like this, I have to do something.
I thought of Duanmu language.As long as I get the support and protection of this child, I will be able to settle down in the palace in the future.
At that time, I thought of many ways, and finally thought of using the emperor.
The emperor knows Duanmuyu's identity and pampers him to the extreme, but I know that it's okay to pamper him behind the scenes, but if Duanmuyu makes a big mistake, he will be punished severely
When I looked over, the prime minister's expression was also very bad, and his voice sank: "Don't talk nonsense!"
"This king is talking nonsense?" Duanmu Weihei seemed to have heard something funny, he laughed loudly, and pointed at the group of ministers, "Am I talking nonsense? What you have done today is enough to prove everything! Take it!"
"Yes!" Those swords that were originally aimed at the dragon's head were pointed at the prime minister, and the guards also pressed towards the prime minister step by step.
"Ah, hey, what's the point of talking, grab it if you need to, don't talk nonsense, go up, go up!"
Bang, clang, clang!Finally caught the prime minister and pressed him in front of me, ah, this guy still refuses to kneel down to me.Don't be afraid, I went up and kicked him and that Ding, wow haha, kneel down, laugh wildly with my hands on my hips.
"Well...why, why exactly!" The prime minister was crazy, and kept asking why, I looked at the prime minister suspiciously, and patted him on the shoulder.In fact, I also want to know why, obviously you have even prepared your things, why did you not come up with my lord, sheep skin.
Oh hello, my ears hurt so much.
"An Shuhe, you are really brave, huh?!"
I shook off Duanmu's black hand pulling my ear, flinched a bit, and backed away quietly.Duanmu's black belly is too scary.
Duanmu walked up to the Prime Minister with a black belly, and said with a sneer, "You have been planning for so many years, and I have to say that you are indeed resourceful, and you can subdue even the imperial guards, but unfortunately, you are too impatient and stupid! Since he ascended the throne, with his young age, he can still live to this day. What do you think he relies on, that this king will protect him? Wrong!" Duanmu Weihei adjusted his voice, "If this king can protect him again, if he If you have no ability, you will definitely not be able to survive in the palace. Why do you think this king can come back from the dead and control your power secretly? Because before this king left Beijing, my emperor gave me a bottle of fake death medicine, so that this king can borrow By feigning death, cheating the world, leading you out, and taking your power into your pocket!"
Feign death? !I wondered, what I gave Duanmu Weihei was not poison, why did it become a fake death drug, I looked at Duanmu Weihei very sadly, I must have taken the wrong medicine because I didn't wake up that day, that's why I accidentally gave it to him. Feign death drug.Ahhhh, I'm so lucky, and I did something good by accident, it's amazing!
"What?!" The prime minister seemed shocked, and looked at me in disbelief, and I flinched, look, I'm handsome, so don't be jealous of me.
"Xu You, do you really think that my emperor is as dull as you imagined?"
Hmm, I am funny.Of course I am not the stupid person you imagine.Keep your chest up and your hips on your hips.
"Have you ever thought about why you lost today?"
That's right, why did you lose today? I never thought about it. I washed the dragon's butt and waited for you to come to the king, sheepskin.
"You are so self-confident that you haven't found out that my emperor is pretending to be crazy, but in fact he is secretly planning how to lure you out. From the very beginning, from the Eunuch Jiang incident until now, you have been within my emperor's plan step by step."
Playing crazy and acting stupid?I'm a joker, why Mao went so far as to pretend to be crazy.As for the plan... Duanmu has a dark belly, I really don't understand it QAQ "Plan..." The Prime Minister seemed shocked, trembling as he spoke, "Could it be that An Shu and you did all this on purpose?! Aren't you dying of illness!"
"Yeah, I got lovesickness, Miss Duanmu has a dark stomach, and is dying!"
I feel that the prime minister's face is too dark.
"Bold, my emperor's name is taboo, you are a thief!"
"It doesn't matter, just call me whatever you want, I'm very easy-going...ah no no no, you can't call me, my name is a taboo, whoever calls me will have a chicken, oh Ding!"
...Because Mao Zhen felt the low pressure of Duanmu's black belly became more severe, as if I had said something bad.I decided to shut up.
"Hmph, if I didn't make a mistake for a while, how could I miss it."
"No, no, no, as the saying goes, one misstep will cause eternal hatred, and looking back, it has been a hundred years. I think that your failure, Prime Minister, is not because of your mistakes, but because you underestimated me too much."
"What?" The prime minister's pupils shrank.
I coughed, put one hand behind my back, straightened my waist and said: "What is I, I am the Son of Heaven, and everything the Son of Heaven does is blessed by God. Do you know why I am still eating people here at such a young age?" You have lived in the palace until now, it is because of God’s blessing! Do you know why you have calculated every step of the way, but now you have become a complete failure, because you are not destined to be the emperor, and you have not been blessed by God! You said that you are the son of Concubine Li, the prince, but Why did your mother escape from the palace back then, and my royal father has never found your whereabouts, have you ever thought about the reason!"
The prime minister was shocked, and his pupils opened wider. I was very calm, and continued: "You have been coaxed by your mother all these years. Do you really think that the throne should belong to you? Wrong! The throne is bestowed by heaven. It is up to the heavens to decide who should sit. The accidental death of the late emperor is certainly caused by you, but it is more likely that the heavens summoned the late emperor to ascend the crane and return to the heaven. You see, the inconvenience of the late emperor is yours. Behind you, sneer and see what you are doing!"
Swish, swish, all eyes were on the prime minister's back.
"You lied to me, you have nothing!" The prime minister was very nervous, and I snorted, "The late emperor is the son of heaven and earth, with the body of a fairy, how can you blaspheme it with the eyes of mortals, naturally only I can see it! "
"Brother Huang," I walked forward, facing the front with a big hug, "Brother Huang, I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Your brother, you're still fine." A mellow male voice rang out.
The audience was shocked, and the ministers were in an uproar.
"This... this is the voice of the late emperor, the voice of the late emperor! The late emperor has appeared!"
Crashing, a large group fell to their knees, even Duanmu Weihei looked in front of me in shock, murmuring what to say.
"Brother Huang, I miss you so much." With tears in my eyes, I cried and could only cover my face with my sleeves.
"Imperial brother, I don't have much time to be a brother. Today I came down to see you severely punish the thieves. Now that you have grown up and have to punish the culprits, the emperor's heart is already at ease. However, the emperor still has one wish unfulfilled. If the emperor doesn't mind, I also hope that my brother will help me to fulfill my wish."
"I don't hate it, I don't mind it," I wiped away my tears, and looked straight ahead, "I will do whatever the emperor wants me to do! I am willing to give up my throne!"
"Your Royal Brother, you have always been sensible and do not strive for fame and fortune. Over the years, I have been indebted to one person. After ascending to heaven, I have been thinking about it day and night and have trouble sleeping and eating. Today I take this opportunity to make up for my debt to him."
"Okay," I agreed with a nod of my head, "I will make it up to you any way I want!"
"There is an imperial decree here, which I drafted before I passed away, but I failed to make it public, so I left with hatred. Now that I have come from the lower realm, I will entrust this imperial decree to you, and let you fulfill this wish for me."
I stretched out my hand, drank it, and a heavy imperial decree fell into my hands.
The audience was shocked.
"The first emperor, the first emperor is really here! Join the emperor!" All of a sudden, they all fell to their knees again.
"I am no longer the emperor, so I don't need to be polite. I don't have much time, and it's time to leave. After that, I hope that all the ministers will assist the emperor and protect my great heaven!"
I took out my small brocade handkerchief and waved it forward: "Brother, have a good journey!"
The late emperor left, I looked down at the heavy imperial decree, and then glanced at the shocked ministers on the spot, I was very frightened, I didn't know what was in the imperial decree, if I read out some pornographic content, I would very shy.
So, I waved to Eunuch Chang: "Come, come, read for me."
Eunuch Chang seemed to be holding gold and jade, took it with trembling hands, unfolded it slowly, cleared his throat, and read: "By the heavens, the emperor's decree says..."
"What do you know, read it." I was very anxious, and the tape stuck at the beginning of the reading. What's going on?
Eunuch Chang shook his body, knelt down on the ground with a thud, presented the imperial edict in his hand in front of me, and cried out: "I don't dare to read it, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me."
I'm wondering, but it's just an imperial decree, if there's anything I dare not read, I'll come.
After talking about the imperial decree, I read it in a hurry, wow, this imperial decree is too explosive!
"What's the matter?" Duanmu couldn't help asking.
I glanced at him, walked over and patted his shoulder, and asked solemnly: "Duanmuyu, I ask you what is a country and what is a home."
"A small family makes a country, and a country makes a big family." Duanmu said suspiciously.
I am very happy, yes, insightful, Duanmu is so capable, and helped me catch the villain, the prime minister, so I should give some rewards. What kind of rewards are good? The ones that win are both deep and wide. Well, what about the rewards? Gold hat ready!
But where to find the golden hat?Ahhhh, before I could figure out where to find it, my hand touched my head uncontrollably, I picked it off, buckled it, clang clang clang, Duanmu black belly put on my nine-pronged crown, There is no such thing as a high-end atmosphere in an instant!
"Your Majesty!" Duanmu immediately knelt down and wanted to take off the nine-handed crown, but it seemed that he was afraid of soiling the nine-handed crown.And all the ministers also knelt down and said in panic, "Your Majesty, the Nine Crowns belong to the Son of Heaven, so don't play tricks!"
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious. This is the late emperor's will, look!" I flicked the imperial decree, and walked around in front of every minister. Suddenly, there were all kinds of sighs. When he put the imperial decree in front of the prime minister, he was shocked and almost tore it apart by pulling the imperial decree.
"Impossible, impossible!"
"What's impossible? It's clearly written in black and white on yellow paper." I pulled back the imperial decree, pointed to the words on it and read them out one by one. Back then, Duanmuyu's mother, who is now the Empress Dowager, was hated by others when she was pregnant, so she was murdered by others, so she let a woman who looked exactly like her disguise into the palace to replace her as a concubine, while she left the palace secretly. Give birth to a son, that is, Duanmu language.Five years later, Duanmuyu was sensible, and the queen mother took Duanmuyu to the family of powerful officials, and she returned to the palace to exchange with the woman who disguised herself as her.At that time, the woman married a guard and became pregnant. In order to preserve Duanmu Yu, the Queen Mother raised the woman's child as her own, and that child was Zhen.Therefore, I am not of royal blood, but Duanmu Yufang is.The first emperor's imperial decree finally required that the throne be passed on to Duanmuyu.
"Bullshit doesn't make sense! Why should I believe you based on a falsely fabricated imperial decree?" The prime minister went crazy.
I glanced at him contemptuously: "The other ministers don't speak, but you have more opinions. Come on, look, this is the handwriting of the first emperor, but is it the real jade seal? After I succeeded to the throne, I played around all day long. , smashed a small piece of the jade seal, if I forged it, the seal must be missing, you may as well take a look, but I forged it?"
An old minister came forward and asked me for the imperial decree. After examining it carefully, he asserted: "It is true that the late emperor's handwriting is good, and the handwriting on it has been around for many years, and this jade seal is also intact, so it should be genuine." undoubtedly."
"Just now the late emperor showed up, and you all saw it, but now you suspect that this matter is fake, what are your intentions!" I pointed to the prime minister, "If you don't believe it, then call the queen mother to find out if it is true or not!"
"The Queen Mother is here!"
Such a coincidence, does the same Duanmu have a good heart?
When the Empress Dowager came and heard about the imperial decree, she immediately took out the brocade handkerchief, broke down in tears, and admitted directly: "The Duanmu language is indeed from the Ai family and the first emperor. Back then, the Ai family was framed by the concubine Li, and the late emperor protected the Ai family. Ai's family had an accident, so he tacitly agreed to the Ai family's going out of the palace to give birth, and treated the woman who took Ai's family's place as a concubine kindly. After she gave birth, the late emperor treated her son as his own flesh and blood. It is a pity that the woman and her husband have a bad fate. He passed away after failing to take care of his son for a long time, and his son was handed over to the Ai family to discipline him. Later, the Ai family wanted to restore Duanmu Yu's royal status, but at the right time, Shanchao Kingdom harassed our dynasty. Then he passed away. At that time, the court situation was chaotic, and the Ai family was inevitably obstructed by someone with a heart. The only way to endure this matter is to help the righteous son—that is, the current emperor, until the time is ripe, before he can come forward to recognize his relative. My son, You have suffered all these years." After speaking, the queen mother walked over, took Duanmu's black hand, patted it again and again, and shook her head endlessly.
Looking at this scene, my nose was sour, and I wanted to cry if I didn't make a fuss. Duanmu was stunned for a long time, and he didn't say a word.
It was supposed to be such a festive meeting, but someone interrupted, "You said he is, is he? What evidence do you have!" Prime Minister, prime minister, the more you talk, the more mistakes you make.
The Empress Dowager was furious, and said with a flick of her sleeves: "Presumptuous, my own son, how can I not know it."
"No wonder I don't kiss the queen mother, and I can't even call out to the queen mother. It really is not unreasonable." I stroked my chin, thinking carefully, but the audience was in an uproar, and everyone began to whisper in a low voice. .
I waved my hand and said: "The Queen Mother is not afraid, come, let's confess our blood!"
So, blood dripped, so, the result came out, the blood of me and the queen mother does not dissolve, only the dark belly of Duanmu dissolves, great, I am really not the real prince, this means that I don't need to criticize memorials in the future, long live haha Ha ha ha ha!
"Tch," the Prime Minister sneered, still undeterred, "Who would know that Duanmu Yu was born out of a [ahhh] marriage between you and another dog!"
The queen mother was so angry that her face turned blue and white, and I was also distressed. This is a good question. Duanmu's black-bellied old man is dead. Where can I find evidence.
"In order to prove that this son is indeed of royal blood, the late emperor admitted his relatives with blood, and asked someone to confirm it on the spot, and recorded it in the book. It is enough for the emperor to send someone to pass the witness and present it in the book." The queen mother suppressed her anger. road.
Immediately, I ordered that the witnesses be passed on to witnesses.
After about a cup of tea, a group of old court ladies and eunuchs came up, and an unknown official came across a book and gave it to me. I flipped through it and saw, um, the facial features of Duanmuyu The descriptions are all right, and there is indeed a record of the first emperor's blood confession.
Then, an old court lady spoke: "The body of the prince was seen by the maidservants. There is a mole under his left chest and heart. You only need to have a physical examination to know whether it is true or not."
Medical examination?Is this going to take off, light up, light up, my mouth is watering!I can't wait, Duanmu is not afraid of having a black belly, don't tighten your clothes, I will help you take them off.
"No... special harmony."
Don't be awkward, what are you afraid of, it's not like I haven't seen your chest, take it off, Dangdang, look, there is a big mole on your chest... It's strange, ah, there is no mole, there is no mole!
The audience was shocked!
"Emperor, where is the mole on your chest?" The Queen Mother's complexion changed drastically, and she took a few steps back, pointing at my nose and said, "Could it be because of him. Emperor, what did you do to save him? How far is it to go?"
Duanmu Fuhei tightened his skirt, shook his head and said: "I am not interested in the throne, I used to be, and I will always be in the future. I have no mole on my chest, and I am not of real royal blood. I am just an ordinary prince."
No mole? !Don't be afraid, I seem to have a mole on my chest, I'll give it to you!Take it off and take it off, revealing my five-ringed duck belly. I looked down, it's good, the mole is still there, it doesn't matter, I pulled it off, and I will press it on for you.
But where should I press it? Yes, there happens to be a scar shaped like a mole here, and it’s right there. Once I press it, it fits perfectly, qiang qiang qiang, there is a mole in the black belly of Duanmu, he is the royal blood, I Just an ordinary person, no need to change the memorial, long live!
But, ah hey, what's the matter with your contemptuous eyes (#‵′) I have already said that I am not of royal blood, you still don't believe it (-з)
"You...you actually gouged out this mole and gave it to this person!" Pa, the Queen Mother got angry and slapped Duanmu Weihei, I felt distressed seeing that, Duanmu Weihei, don't be awkward, be honest Just recruit your own identity, for your own good, my good, everyone's good.
Duanmu Weihei looked over, and suddenly took my hand, pulled it, ahhh, it fell into his arms.Then, hey, hey, is it really good to kiss in public, without such excitement, ah huh, but this guy's kissing skills have improved again, I can't do it, I'm flustered, I rolled my eyes, and passed out intoxicated.
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"An Shuhe, An Shuhe."
Ah, hello, what the hell is screaming in my ears, it's so noisy!
"An Shuhe, if you pretend to be dead again, I'll fry you up!"
Fried, this is so good, I woke up immediately, love it, I have been waiting for a long time, little whip!
The other party stopped talking, and after a long time, a lump of clothes was thrown on my face, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I am going to take it off ah ah oh shit.
……over thinking.
I opened my eyes, and found that I was wearing obscene clothes, and Duanmu was changing clothes behind my back, Huacha, and he was wearing a dragon robe so quickly, so handsome, drooling... It's better than wearing this dragon robe like mine Loach gown, much better!
"Duanmu has a dark belly, are you going to succeed, are you going to abdicate?"
"Abdicate?" Duanmu helped me up with a black belly, and gave me a bowl of medicine.
"Why do you need to drink medicine?" I sniffed, I'm not sick!
"Aren't you terminally ill and dying, huh? Then drink the medicine honestly." Duanmu's dark brows were raised, and he stared at me covetously. I almost wanted to cry.
"I am lovesick, not a real disease!"
"Huh? How many times have you fainted?"
I immediately took the bowl over and gulped it down.
"Oh," Duanmu Fuhei rubbed my hair, put away the medicine bowl, and hugged me, "Shuhe, you lost weight, do you miss me?"
"Thin?" I touched my five-bellied duck contemptuously, "Duanmu has a black belly, are you sure?"
"You are not in good health. I'm not here. No one will take care of you. I heard that Xu You sent someone to prescribe you medicine. I'm really worried about you."
"I am in good health!"
"With a healthy body, if something happens, you will faint." Duanmu gave me a contemptuous glance, and I fainted. My health is indeed not good, but I have been secretly drinking medicine all the time.
"Xu You has already been executed by me. In a few days, the whole family will be copied and beheaded to comfort the spirit of the late emperor."
"Cutting and chopping! It hurts so much. In fact, there is no need to comfort the spirit of the late emperor. The late emperor came back and saw it." Zhen was very serious.
"It's done, your little trick, you can fool others, but you can't lie to me." Duanmu Hei kissed me lightly, it was so fragrant, "When I was in the palace in the past, I went to test out that the spies were not in the study, but the letter The secret letter that the emperor was assassinated was handed over to you, and you said, what ability do you have to make people who are loyal to me safely hand over the secret letter to you, an outsider."
"I am born with great charm, and I can seduce...and attract people."
Boom, my forehead was knocked again.
"Just pretend, I asked the person who sent the letter afterwards, and he said that he was outside the study at that time, and he heard my voice from inside the study, so he put the secret letter under the door according to what my voice said. And that The person who made the voice is naturally only you. The person who sent the letter has followed me for many years and heard my voice no less than a hundred times. On that day, he couldn’t tell the real from the fake. This shows that you can perfectly imitate the voice of others But today, you imitated the elder brother's voice through ventriloquism, and used some small tricks to take out the imperial decree you kept in your sleeve to fool all the officials. Am I right, An Shuhe?"
"No, I really saw the first emperor, you must believe me."
"Trust your head, if your words are believable, the pie will fall from the sky."
"Ah, there's pie in the sky!"
Boom, I was knocked again.You didn't knock on my head casually, and my hair blew up, but when he threw a light sentence over, I became wilted again.
"I am the Son of Heaven, who can't be knocked on the head."
I looked at him resentfully, needless to say, during the days when I was in a coma, Duanmu must have used some means to make the minister accept his identity and inherit the throne as a matter of course, and this funny comparison of me, according to 21 According to the Gou Xue novel of the century, I was either shot to death by the new emperor, or imprisoned by the new emperor for sex in the palace.
Oh, I raise my hand, I want to choose the second one.
"The second one? Do you want me to be imprisoned in the palace?" Duanmu touched Zhen's face with a black belly, and smiled wickedly, "It's not impossible, but you just answer me honestly, when did you know my prince's identity. "
"Ah, what are you talking about, didn't I just find out today?"
"Bullshit! Over the past few days, from the time you went out of the palace to find me, to the fact that you gave me the fake death medicine, and then sent today's imperial decree, it was all carefully planned by you in order to restore my identity. When I was at the border , I suddenly heard that you wanted to arrest me, so I took fake death pills to feign death. Later, General Dai arrived and asked me to use the opportunity of feigning death to capture Xu You's criminal evidence. Shuhe, General Dai, if I did not make a mistake, In fact, it is your confidant, you are really good at chess. But, Shuhe," Duanmu Weihei suddenly hugged me, "I never thought about wanting the throne. From the beginning to the end, I just wanted to protect it. you."
My heart is fluttering, of course I know that you don't want the throne, that's why I gave you the throne Hey, whoever makes you beat me in the head all day, I will give you the last thing you want, abuse you (-з)
"So, you really knew about my identity from the very beginning, huh?"
"So what?"
"How did you know it? Could it be that you want to tell you that because you are a time traveler, you can predict the future."
I am very serious: "I am a time traveler, I have never lied to you."
"Um?!"
"...It's just a fetal wear." I lowered my head and played with my little finger, and my voice became lower and lower. "So it's a coincidence that I saw those entanglements."
"If that's the case, after Brother Weidao died, you suddenly said that you lost your memory, I'm afraid you wanted to protect yourself at that time, Shuhe," Duanmu hugged Zhen again, "You are really smart."
I flush the toilet No.1 is almost the same, smart _(:з)∠)_
"Shuhe, I don't want to be the emperor."
"Then I will let you be."
"I want to be regent."
"Then I cut off your regent throne."
"I don't want to be with you."
"Then I'm with you."
"I don't want to fry, oh, you."
"Then I will take the initiative to climb into your bed!"
... something seems wrong.
"That's what you said."
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As a result, after a long kiss, Duanmu Buhei took off his dragon robe, lay down next to me, and hugged me: "Go to sleep, I have worked hard for you these days, after Xu You's matter is resolved, I will take care of you." Reward you."
"Reward me, is this going to give me soy milk and steamed buns?" (⊙V⊙)
"No, as a person who is about to be imprisoned in my palace, An Shuhe, don't you think you should pay something?"
"Pay chrysanthemums? Wood question, please poke, I have already washed it clean."
Boom, I was beaten again.I stared at him resentfully: "Can't you treat me better?"
"How can I treat you badly? You have worked hard all these years, so in order to reward you," Duanmu Weihei kissed me softly again, "I will make you queen in a few days, and let you rule the country with me .”
"...Ya, Xiaodie, please let me go, I don't want to meddle in court affairs anymore! Are you rewarding me? You are clearly hurting me."
"I said, as a person who is about to be imprisoned in my palace, An Shuhe, shouldn't you pay something."
"Shouldn't!"
"You deserve it, you deserve it, stay in the palace honestly, and pay for the happiness of the rest of your life."
Duanmu laughed so terribly, Mamma Mia, I want to go home, uh... don't kiss me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this kissing technique is too good, I'm falling.
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So, I was fried, it was terrible.
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was completely naked, my hair was messy, and I was sweating profusely. This was definitely the rhythm of being fried!
"Queen, are you awake?"
Oh my god, I jumped up: "Who is the queen?"
"Back to the queen, the queen refers to you." A little eunuch stepped forward, wow, this person is so familiar, I wonder where I met him before.
"The small one is Xiao Dezi."
"Little son!" I jumped to my feet, isn't this the little son who served me before but disappeared on leave, "Little son, you love to tell me if I was fried last night."
The youngest son bowed: "The little one dare not say."
"Don't be afraid, say it!"
The youngest son shook his shoulders and said with a sneer: "Yesterday, the empress Xiong, surnamed Dafa, took off her clothes and wanted to overwhelm the emperor, but the emperor refused to obey and struggled away, while you, the empress, fainted on the bed due to lack of energy and blood."
...how can I save my face!Begging to fry failed, and fainted, too shameless.
What is the youngest son, come on, I love to pack my bags, I want to leave the palace/(ㄒoㄒ)/... Duanmu has a black belly, the throne is handed over to you, I will run away from home!
Duanmu has a dark belly, we are destined to meet again in the world, the court will not accompany me o(*≧▽≦*)o ah oh, you ask who is my husband?
Hahaha, since it's all over, I might as well tell you, actually——
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It was just that I got drunk that night, went back to Junshu Palace to take off my clothes and wanted to take a bath, but fell asleep on the bed, the so-called being fried was an illusion.
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I have already said that my great wisdom is as stupid as it is, but you don’t believe it, baby teeth are funny, OUT╭(╯^╰)╮As for why you said that I still look for a husband when I know I don’t have one, I think to myself hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The author has something to say: This chapter is always dealt a card, and the number of words after the revision must be more than the original, otherwise it cannot be revised _(:з)∠)_ If you see any discordant and problematic words, Please let me know (ㄒoㄒ) The newly opened palace warm pet article, domineering attack x gentle and moist, still saving the manuscript, it will be published in May, please collect it ~ it is over, please give me a contribution, okay? [Fanwai] ] I am serious
Not long after I opened my eyes from this world, I realized that I had time-traveled.No grown-up person would be calm when he wakes up to see his arms turned into babies, and see a group of women in period costumes pacing anxiously in front of him.I was naturally surprised, and when I uttered a word of surprise, it was a cry of wow.
At that time, a pair of hands hugged me, and I saw a beautiful woman with a sad face, looking at me reluctantly, lifted up her own clothes, fed me, and kept patting my back, crying Said: "My child, this may be the last time I will feed you milk for my mother. Be good, drink more, and don't cry." Her voice was full of maternal kindness. When I lost my mother since childhood, I heard this voice, My heart softened.At that time, I didn't know why she was so sad. I didn't understand until later, when I never saw her again.
Yes, this is the first and only time in this life to see her after coming here—the mother of this baby, and the handsome man who seems to be called the father.The way they looked at this body was so gentle and reluctant, it made me want to stretch out my arms to hug them. Unfortunately, at that time, I seemed to be a newborn, without much strength, so I could only look at my parents and cry. Kneeling down in front of a woman in gorgeous clothes who knew her mother's face, she took the last step and left without turning her head.
Since then, I have gradually realized my identity. I am an ordinary person, but I want to recognize a person who is not my own mother—Concubine Hua as my mother.To put it bluntly, I'm just Concubine Hua's victim protecting her son. If anything happens, it must be me.
I grew up slowly, and on the surface I still called Concubine Hua her mother, but I deliberately alienated her. I didn't want to mess with such a rich woman, and she was able to change her position like this, which was somewhat related to the emperor's acquiescence.
Sure enough, I saw that the emperor loved Concubine Hua very much, and gave her all good things. Only then did I know that the emperor is passionate but not indiscriminate. He only loves two people in his life. One is this whom I call my mother. The woman, the other is the queen.The emperor's love for the harem was measured, the rain and dew were evenly applied, and the bowl of water was served extremely flat, so that the harem was not as scrambling as in TV dramas. On the contrary, it was surprisingly harmonious. The empress and concubine Hua The relationship is extremely good, and it's not too bad for me.
I don't like Concubine Hua because she separated me from my biological mother—although I'm just a time traveler, the flesh-and-blood connection with my biological mother is still closely connected. Sometimes I think of those gentle hands in the palace.Even so, I really like the queen and the prince.The prince is almost ten years older than me. He is very good at taking care of me, playing with me, and playing with me. He even picked me up and put me on his shoulders, without the majesty of a prince at all.
At that time, I thought that the prince would always play with me until I grew up forever, but there were so many things that I didn't expect.
When I was five years old, Concubine Hua brought a person. When I first saw that person's features, my first reaction was that it looked like Concubine Hua and the emperor.I confirmed almost immediately that this person was Concubine Hua's real child. They said his name was Duanmuyu.
I stretched out my hand timidly, wanting to be friends with Duanmuyu—I am used to being a child, and sometimes there will always be some childishness.But this guy ignored me, he put his arms around his chest and raised his head high, pulling hard.
I muttered a few times, and I was not happy.Just at this time, the prince came, and I rushed up as soon as I was happy, but Duanmuyu rushed to the prince's arms faster than me, and I couldn't tell how happy I was smiling.
When the prince saw him, his smile was so deep that I have never forgotten it. He kept speaking Arabic while holding the Duanmu language, and he grew taller.I gradually learned later that the crown prince has recognized the concubine Hua's own son, and the relationship between the two brothers is so good that there is nothing to say.
I felt that I was an outsider at that time, I couldn't enter their world, and the way they looked at me was like sympathy and ridicule.This time, even the empress paid attention to Duanmuyu. I looked at their smiles with chills and sorrow.I backed away silently, preparing to leave quietly.
At this time, a hand with a thick callus grabbed me, and when I turned my head, I was greeted with Duanmu Yu's cheerful smile, and he said, let's play together.
At that time, it was as if an indelible lamp was lit in my heart, I grinned, nodded and said, "Okay."
However, when we really played together, I regretted it.This Duanmuyu is simply a brat, he played happily with me on the surface, but scolded me behind the prince's back, when I was so angry that he hit him, he turned his head and complained to the prince.He also threw his own things by my side, pretending that I had robbed his things, and cried to the queen and Concubine Hua, causing me to be beaten up by Concubine Hua.Seeing his complacent look at me while crossing his chest, I felt a chill in my heart, maybe this guy is jealous that I occupy his position.
I originally wanted to bear with it, it's only natural for a child to dislike others taking possession of their own things, besides, I also hope that Concubine Hua hates me and sends me out of the palace as soon as possible.But one time later, I sneaked into Concubine Hua's bedroom to play, and accidentally heard her and her confidants say that she hated me very much. If I hadn't been useful at this moment, Duanmuyu would have killed me long ago to kill.
At that time, I heard that my whole body was cold. During these years of being comfortable in the palace, I almost forgot what kind of person I am now.I thought, I can't just sit around like this, I have to do something.
I thought of Duanmu language.As long as I get the support and protection of this child, I will be able to settle down in the palace in the future.
At that time, I thought of many ways, and finally thought of using the emperor.
The emperor knows Duanmuyu's identity and pampers him to the extreme, but I know that it's okay to pamper him behind the scenes, but if Duanmuyu makes a big mistake, he will be punished severely
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