I'm nervous

When I woke up, I found that my head was groggy, as if I hadn’t woken up, I continued to sleep (~﹃~)~zZ But I couldn’t sleep anymore, as soon as I closed my eyes, Duanmu’s black belly and I appeared In the scenes of getting along in the past, I would also imagine the scene of Duanmu falling off the cliff with a black belly.

Oh my god, I woke up with a start, sat up, held my chest and panted loudly.

It's terrible, my nightmare is terrible.Duanmu has a dark belly, I suddenly miss you so much, %>_<% without you, I am afraid of who will hug me, without you, my soy milk and steamed buns are not good.

"Your Majesty," the clever little eunuch came in on tiptoe, lit the lamp for me, and handed me a warm cloth towel with both hands, "Your Majesty, you are having a nightmare again."

"Where's the imperial doctor?" I wiped off the sweat on my face in panic, and let out a sigh of relief. I remember that I was still in the palace when I was unconscious, and returned to Junshu Palace when I woke up, but the imperial doctor was gone.

"Back to the emperor, the imperial doctor prescribed several prescriptions, saying that the emperor just fainted from fright, as long as you rest more, you will be fine." Then, the little eunuch handed me a bowl of medicine.

I gulped down a few sips and drank cleanly, and then I was in a good mood, I feel that I am in a very bad state now, Duanmu has a dark belly, and I am so lonely in the palace.wrong!I woke up with a start, pulled the little eunuch and shouted, "Call the general into the palace!"

Soon, the general entered the palace, and I immediately asked, "How is the border situation?"

The general's face darkened, he shook his head and said: "Go back to the emperor, it's not good, I heard that there has been a big trouble."

"Where are the three thousand elite?!" I asked in amazement.

"Missing."

I was stunned all of a sudden, Duanmu went away, and the three thousand elites disappeared, I felt like the sky was falling.

I pointed at the general with trembling fingers, and held my eyes: "You lead the troops to drive away the Shanchao people, the number of troops is up to you."

"emperor……"

I waved my hand: "I don't understand these, you decide."

"Yes." The general knelt down on one knee, kowtowed heavily to me, then turned and left.

I lost my energy, so I sneaked a look at the Queen Mother, seeing her weeping uncontrollably, and when she saw me, she jumped up and cursed at my name, saying that I was ungrateful.

My whole person is not well, how can I be ungrateful, don’t I treat her biological mother very well╭(╯^╰)╮In the days to come, I will live a very hard life, and I have to worry about what will happen to me every day. No one will harm me, and I have to worry about the border situation. As a result, ah, I just fell ill.

I want to sleep every day except eating, I don’t want to do anything, I read a memorial, I’m not interested, I throw it away, I read another one, I don’t feel it, I throw it away, after I lost twenty books, I’m annoyed, take a look, If you look at the thread, will you be able to bring back Duanmu's black-bellied soul?

"Come here, hand over all the memorials to the prime minister!"

Wahaha, I finally relax, I can have a good sleep~(≧▽≦)/~ But when I close my eyes, I think of Duanmu Weiwei again... Duanmu Weiwei, where are you? I miss you so much/(ㄒoㄒ)/... I miss you when you come back from your dreams and give me delicious soy milk and steamed buns (⊙V⊙)

I just thought about it, and I came up with a serious illness.And this disease, according to the imperial doctor, has no cure and is already dying.

I was shocked, am I going to the Western Paradise to see the Buddha? It's terrible, come and light candles for me to celebrate... er no, pray for blessings.No, no, no, just lighting wax is not enough. I feel that when you come to this place in ancient times, you have to be superstitious. Hurry up, please send me witches and wizards, and send me any unscientific things. I want longevity.

What, you want me to eat fast and chant Buddha?no problem!

What, you want to spill dog's blood on Junshu Palace?no problem!

What, you want me to take off my clothes and dance?No problem... a head!My intelligence is still normal!

"Your Majesty, if you don't follow the instructions, the gods will not appear."

Ah, in fact, my intelligence is not normal, I am funny.Take off your clothes, take off!Look at my five circle belly ducks, clang clang clang!

"Ahhhh, ahhhhhh, I'm more proud than I am, wow haha!"

"The emperor is crazy, the emperor is crazy!"

I'm going to go, some bastard said that I'm crazy, I'm obviously a snake, okay, o(╯□╰)o forget it, pass it on, if you want to pass it on, then pass it on in a more mysterious way.

"Come on, tell me that I'm going crazy due to illness and I'm going to die!"

So, in the next few days, rumors that I went crazy and begged the gods to bless my longevity spread wildly in the imperial city, and I crazily responded to the rumors, and got angry everywhere, but I was really sick. Fallen_(:з)∠)_

As soon as I got sick, the imperial doctor said that there was really no cure for me. As soon as I heard this, tears flowed down my face. I am going to die, I am going to die, Duanmu has a black belly, and I am coming to you/( ㄒo ㄒ)/…

However, of course I didn't look for it, because my life was artificially threatened before I burped my fart naturally.

I was seriously ill, and after going crazy every day, I climbed up on the dragon bed and slept weakly. The thieves were beaten to pieces, and so on.But half a year later, dragging my terminally ill body, I went to the imperial court for the first time, and learned from the minister that the general was about to lead a triumphant return, I grinned, the general came back, the heavenly dynasty was saved, our shame was finally washed away, Duanmu has a dark belly You can see it/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ But, when I am happy.

Swah——

Fuck, what's up with this bunch of guards rushing out from all directions, what's up with this row of knives and guns aiming at my dragon's head!

"Come on, help me, help me!"

"Your Majesty, no matter how much you shout, it's useless."

I went, what did I see, I saw one of the ministers who were frightened to piss, walking out proudly with his head held high, that turned out to be the prime minister!

"You...you you you..." I fell on the dragon chair, and pointed at the prime minister with trembling fingers, "You you you...Are you going to use the prop group P with me, without such a heavy mouth!"

I felt the prime minister's face darkened, he approached me, it's terrible, seeing the fierce light in his eyes, this is the rhythm of beeping me!

I tightened my clothes, and moved my dragon hips back vigorously: "What do you want to do, I won't do it!"

"What do I want to do, hmph," the prime minister pressed harder, "An Shuhe, you have no virtue and incompetence, why should you be able to sit in this position, which should be mine! I put up with you, an incompetent You have been a foolish emperor for several years, but today I can finally drive you off this dragon chair!"

Tolerate me for several years and drive me off the dragon chair, what is the situation.I expressed my doubts, and the prime minister began to talk non-stop. Once I finished listening, I was dumbfounded.This Prime Minister was actually Concubine Li's son back then. He said that his mother was murdered by an adulterer, so he would be forced to flee the palace. If his mother hadn't left, he should be a prince now, and the throne would also belong to him.

I was shocked at first, but after listening to him, I sympathized with him again.I couldn't help but want to pat him on the shoulder and tell him, comrade, just give up.I heard from the Empress Dowager that Concubine Li escaped from the palace because she had an affair with a powerful official. Didn't she tell you that you are not the prince, but her cub born with someone else?All these years, you have been thinking about my dragon chair, but you are wrong.

"You're talking nonsense!" The Prime Minister seemed very excited, spitting all over my face.

I glared at him resentfully. In fact, I don't want to be the emperor. Since you are so interested in this dragon chair, it doesn't matter. Let's sit together!I moved the dragon's hip to make room for it, and patted it, "Come and sit with us."

Ah hello, what's wrong with your contemptuous eyes!I kindly invite you to sit down, if you don’t sit down, go and go, I arch my buttocks, and push out the prime minister who wanted to sit down, (⊙V⊙) So, he accidentally bumped into the side The guard's sword is on...

I looked at the blood on the prime minister's neck with sympathy, and then gave the guard another look. As a person brought by the prime minister, it's a bad thing to be so unprotective of the Lord.

The prime minister was obviously also shocked, touched his neck, yelled at the guard a few times, and asked everyone to drag the guard who had hurt him, but no one cared about him!Swish!Those swords aimed at the dragon's head just now turned to the prime minister's neck.

Oh my God, what's the situation, do these guards think I'm too funny to compare with, and they don't want to have sex with me, and instead they like the prime minister?I don’t want to be too happy~(≧▽≦)/~Prime Minister, don’t be afraid, go up decisively, please suppress!

"What are you doing!" The prime minister seemed to be shocked, his complacent face turned livid, and the fingers pointing at the guards were trembling, "Do you know whose order you are listening to! Hurry up!" , take down that dog emperor for me!"

Still no one moved.

"Are you on the wrong side? Move!" Prime Minister, prime minister, don't be so nervous, I am not nervous as a dying person, I am not afraid to take my time, I am waiting to die slowly.

But after half a stick of incense, there was still no one moving. The prime minister was anxious and wanted to grab the sword and rush up, but he didn't have enough strength, and he even staggered.I started to roll on the dragon chair bored, I dragged my chin and watched the prime minister perform a one-man show there, so happy, come on, bring me some hot tea.

"At this time, you still want to drink tea?" Oh my god!As soon as I heard this voice, I jumped up all over.

Did I hear wrongly, how could Duanmu's black-bellied voice appear here!

Then, the guard who scratched the prime minister's neck just now stood out, oh go, I'm startled, why don't you come out to mingle with the society if you are so ugly, and talk like Duanmu, hum.

"Who are you calling ugly, eh?!"

I immediately trembled three times, why does this guy speak so darkly like Duanmu.

"Duanmu has a dark belly, is it you, am I dreaming!" I pulled out a small brocade handkerchief, and waved it at the man tearfully.

"Play stupid, scoff."

bass!The sword that had just hurt the prime minister was drawn on the prime minister's neck.

I've seen blood, I've seen blood, it's terrible, is the Prime Minister's neck about to break, there's so much blood coming out!

"Broken neck? Hmph, if you want to do it, you have to do it in front of the late emperor's mausoleum!"

Damn, what a domineering aura, is this person really a black-bellied Duanmu? !

Just when I was wondering, the guard peeled off a layer of skin, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're still alive!

I burst into tears in an instant, and the minister was shocked in an instant.

I rushed over, hugged Duanmu Weihei and said, "Duanmu Weihei, you are really still alive. I'm sorry that you shouldn't doubt you. In order to make up for my mistakes, I decided to give you all the memorials!"

I felt the body in my hand tremble, and then my face was pulled up, ah, it hurts!

"Your face is getting thicker and thicker, and I will settle accounts with you later!" Duanmu Weihei lost my face, held the blood-stained sword, and forced the prime minister step by step. Can't help shaking, let alone the prime minister.

The prime minister is a civil servant, even Mao doesn't know it, so he can only step back and ask with a pale face, "Why!"

"Why?!" Duanmu sneered, "what do you want to ask why? Why did you arrange it carefully, and the people who bought it didn't listen to you, or why did this king live? Heh, Xu You, Xu You, back then you Privately, privately interacting with the Shanchao country, together with other countries that killed the late emperor, did you ever think that you would have today!"

Hey, my eyes are as big as the eyes of a frog, this prime minister is actually the murderer who killed my elder brother? !

"You think that you are the prince, and the throne should be yours, so you intend to rebel. First, you collude with the Shanchao Kingdom to harass our Celestial Dynasty, forcing the late emperor to conquest himself, and let the arrow hit him. Then, together with the imperial doctor, secretly poured medicine on the wound of the late emperor, which made the wound of the late emperor inflamed. Suppurative, the final medicine stone is ineffective. Xu You, you have a good plan! It's a pity that the king was not powerful enough to verify it. It took several years to find out the truth of the year, but your ambition is still the same. It is not enough to kill the late emperor. Be the Son of Heaven! You first secretly bribed the father-in-law next to the emperor, inquired about the emperor's diet, and then sent someone to steal the account books in my mansion, poisoned the emperor, and made the emperor feel suspicious of me. After that, you will let Shan Chao The visit from the country made the emperor misunderstand the king even more. When the emperor sent the king to the border, you framed the king and removed the king. Then, when the emperor sent the general to the border, you can wait for the time to come , Punish the Son of Heaven, seize the throne!"

The author has something to say: I’m sorry for being late, I’m in a bad state recently, and I don’t really want to write articles, please forgive me~ During the crackdown period, I changed the name, and I also changed some harmonious frying to sin snake essence, please replace by yourself _(:з "∠)＿It seems that there are still one or two chapters to finish, I underestimated the content of the chapters Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...