The game "Heaven and Earth Players" was developed for the disciples of the three religions and nine sects. Fang Xiaobai was automatically attracted by this magic (Fang Xiaobai: Are you sure it is a magic?) because he violated the rules of the school—— In the world of Moliere's play "The Hypocrite".
When he first entered the 17th century, Fang Xiaobai did not believe that he had really traveled through time.Let's rewind and go back to the very beginning of Fang Xiaobai's journey.
Fang Xiaobai, who was sent time-traveling by the punishment game "Heaven and Earth Player", woke up in a bedroom full of aristocratic style from the 17th century.The valet appeared by his bed the first time he rang the bell and told him to disappear when he was broke.Overnight, he was so devastated that he couldn't even afford a pair of shoes.
When he heard the news, Fang Xiaobai's face turned embarrassing.The cheating game system suddenly appeared in his mind, telling him that because of his deep sins? ! (Fang Xiaobai: Are you sure?) Including career choice (Fang Xiaobai: So I can only become a Virgin?), system guide selection (Fang Xiaobai: A dog that keeps changing its appearance?), novice big The gift bag (Fang Xiaobai: where, where is the gift bag?) will be randomly selected by the system.
As soon as the mechanical sound disappeared, a hunting dog full of aristocratic aura appeared beside his bed, and said to him with a shrunken smile: "My dear player, I am your system instructor. To ensure the player enjoys the game, Specially turned into a dog to assist the player."
Fang Xiaobai got up from the bed and saw himself in the mirror, a [thick and fat, bright face, red mouth] yellow hair.
WTF!
Fang Xiaobai couldn't help it for a moment, and the Three Character Classic came out of his mouth.He pointed to the fat man in the mirror, and said with a smile: "Hehe, who can tell me who is the fat man in the mirror?" Fatty, it's unbearable if this happens to anyone.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Fang Xiaobai looked around and made sure that there was no one who shouldn't appear. He went crazy and turned into a manic patient in an instant: "Fuck, hurry up and turn me into the original You look like that! Otherwise, I'll kill you. I don't like dog meat at all..." Heh heh heh, don't think that I don't want to attack you.What kind of punishment game, what kind of mission, I don't want to play anymore.
"The world is so beautiful, and the players are so irritable, okay?" The old dog god of the system walked around in the bedroom, admiring Fang Xiaobai's irritable appearance enough, and then said, "My dear player, you can Choose to use the transformation card in the novice gift pack."
As soon as the system's voice fell, Fang Xiaobai's body emitted a strong light.In an instant, a middle-aged fat man with yellow hair turned into a Narcissus-like beauty.
Fang Xiaobai is stupid!Who is the puppet in the mirror?Immediately, he walked into the system dog gloomyly: "What's going on! Why did I become like this!"
Hesitantly glanced at the ferocious Fang Xiaobai, the system dog took small steps to his instructor, licked his shoes obsequiously, and said, "My dear player, be calm. You are so irritable. No. Hehe. The transformation card is random, and it cannot be changed once it is used. As a card with a constant effect, the transformation card is an S-level card in the system. And my dear player, with your aptitude, you can change To be such a beauty as dazzling as the sun is really extremely lucky."
"Hehe! So I should be thankful!" Fang Xiaobai squinted and bared his teeth, "Why is the occupation on my character board a Virgin? Why should I be a Virgin?"
The system dog smiled innocently. Don't ask me why dogs smile. Anyone who has raised dogs knows what they look like when they smile. "Because the player is in a state of no consciousness during the time travel process, the player's occupation is randomly selected by the system. The Virgin is a great occupation, which can be upgraded to the Virgin of the White Lotus, the Virgin of Marysu, the Virgin of the Black Belly, and the Virgin of Blackening .is a very promising career with innate skills that other professions don't have..."
Fang Xiaobai only felt that his future was dark, Holy Mother?These two couldn't compete with him at all.In order to wear it home as soon as possible, I endured it.Fang Xiaobai took a deep breath, and showed a beautiful smile as bright as sunshine to the system dog: "Then my dear system instructor, where am I now? Judging from this room and my outfit, I should be in Abroad. If I remember correctly, I still have tasks on me, right? I’m in a very bad mood right now, so please explain my tasks completely. You should know what completeness is, right? Otherwise, I’m really I don't know what I'm going to do."
The system dog is helpless, he is really an impatient player.A paragraph of text was quickly called up: "Look for yourself."
Fang Xiaobai closed his eyes and sat cross-legged on the floor, and began to read:
[Welcome, my dear player.Given that the player is a novice, a free story introduction is now provided for the player.The world that the player travels through is the world of Moliere's "Hypocrite".
Orgon, a wealthy businessman living in Paris, is a devout Catholic. He once assisted the king, so he was respected by the people.
Every time Orgon went to the church, he always found a believer kneeling on his knees, concentrating on praying to God, sometimes excited, sometimes sighing, and sometimes weeping.Whenever Orgon left the church, this man rushed to the door first and offered him holy water.Orgon learned that his name was Tartuffe.Tartuffe was a rich and wealthy nobleman, but because he believed in God and did not pay attention to his property, his family became poor.Orgon offered money to help Tartuffe, but Tartuffe refused to accept it, and distributed the money to others on the spot.Orgon was moved by Tartuffe's behavior.The two have been in close contact ever since.Orgon also took Tartuffe into his home, provided him with the best living conditions, and treated him as a saint, a mentor, and only told him his secrets.Tartuffe treats Orgon's enthusiasm sincerely, takes care in everything, and is pious in every way, even if there is a small mistake in his behavior, he will be condemned as a sin.But Tartuffe's chief concern was Omer, Orgon's beautiful continuation wife.
Orgon and his mother, Mrs. Bernaire, were fascinated by Tartuffe. Mrs. Bernell always compared the family members with Tartuffe, but felt that everyone in the family was not a good person and was not pleasing to the eye. , Lost their temper with them from time to time.
Orgon returned from a trip, when his brother-in-law Cléante came to visit him.Dorina, the maid, told Orgon that his wife Omer's illness was getting better.Orgon, however, paid no attention to his wife's illness, and only inquired about Tartuffe's condition.The family never took kindly to Tartuffe.Seeing this, Dorine uttered many harsh words to Tartuffe angrily.Orgon was very unhappy about this, and his wife and brother Cléante also advised Orgon not to be too kind to Tartuffe.He also reminded Orgon to distinguish between true and false believers.
Orgon didn't listen to the advice, but still admired Tartuffe very much. He believed that Tartuffe could lead people to the right path, soothe his mind, and cut off the distracting thoughts associated with the world.When Cléante saw this, it was inconvenient to go further, so she asked about her niece's marriage. Orgon's daughter, Mariana, and Valaire fell in love with each other and loved each other.Orgon had also promised their marriage.But now Orgon has shown indifference to Mariana and Valaire's marriage, and has not mentioned the wedding for a long time.At this time, the question to Cléante was still hesitating, and there was no clear answer.
Orgon had already planned in his heart. He wanted to marry his daughter Mariana to Tartuffe, so that Tartuffe could become a member of his family.When Mariana heard of Orgon's decision, she was struck by thunder, and she was in a bad mood.Mariana hated Tartuffe very much in her heart.And Orgon praised Tartuffe with all his treasures.The conversation between the father and daughter was overheard by the maid Dorina, who bluntly accused Orgon of being confused.When Orgon heard Dorina speaking to him in this way, she was so angry that she wanted to hit Dorina.
Dolina encourages Mariana to oppose her father's idea, and Mariana obviously does not like it and is unwilling to marry Tartuffe.But timid, afraid of Orgon's dick, Mariana just wanted to die.After Valaire knew all this, he was anxious and angry, and Dorine helped Mariana come up with an idea. She asked Mariana to obey Orgon's arrangement on the surface, delaying the time as much as possible, and then the family members united to make a deal with her. Valerie's marriage.
Dorine finds Tartuffe, who is a little flustered by her bare-chested dress, and takes out a handkerchief to ask Dorine to cover her "breast that arouses sinful thoughts".
Mrs. Omer told Tartuffe that if he really didn't love the world, he should give up his marriage with Mariana. However, the pious Tartuffe put his hand on Omer's body and begged her love.Tartuffe's rhetoric made the courtship of Omer a noble and moral act.
The conversation between Tartuffe and Omer was overheard by Damis. Damis found Orgon very angrily, and angrily exposed Tartuffe's shameless deeds.
Orgon could not believe it was true.Facing Tartuffe, what Orgon saw was the face of a "victim". Orgon believed in Tartuffe again, kicked out the traitor who "spreads rumors" from the house, and canceled him. right of inheritance.And Tartuffe declared with a bitter face that he was going to die soon, and decided to leave Orgon's house.Orgon felt sorry for Tartuffe and proposed to donate all his property to him, and Tartuffe achieved his goal.
When Orgon went to go through the formalities of gifting the property, Cléante found Tartuffe and asked him not to disturb the life of the Orgon family.Mariana begged Orgon, and Orgon believed that Tartuffe was framed by the family.In order to let Orgon recognize the true face of Tartuffe.Omer personally agreed to meet Tartuffe.Let Orgon stand aside and see Tartuffe's true face.
Omer pretends to answer Ertuffe to express his love, and Tartuffe quickly reveals his true colors, and can't help but move his hands and feet. He is determined to "demand the guarantee of love" immediately.On the one hand, Omer worried about offending God, and on the other hand, he worried about offending her husband.Tartuffe proudly said: Orgon is just a person whom I lead by the nose.
Orgon saw and heard, and angrily shouted at Tartuffe to get out of the house and leave the house.Orgon was very distressed. He had already given Tartuffe his property and the papers of a wanted friend.At this moment Mrs. Burnell came, and she still believed that Tartuffe was a good person.
A government official came to Orgon's house and asked the Orgon family to move out of "Mr. Tartuffe's house" the next morning.Mrs. Burnell was dumbfounded.Valaire rushed to report the news, the king learned that Orgon had hidden the criminal documents, and Tartuffe brought people to arrest him.
Everyone accused Tartuffe of being ungrateful, but Tartuffe remained unmoved and urged the officers to arrest Orgon.Unexpectedly, the officer arrested Tartuffe, and people were surprised.The officer said, King Shengming recognized the face of Tartuffe.The king forgives Orgon's fault and returns the property to him.
Orgon, grateful, announced the marriage of Valaire and Mariana.The family is reunited again. 】——From Tianya.
Fang Xiaobai quickly finished reading the text, and turned to ask the system dog: "Then my task?"
The system instructor in the form of a hunting dog said: "Dear player, I think you should have understood the plot by now. Although you have crossed over to become Tartuff, in view of your career as the Holy Mother, please handle the plot properly. Without destroying the plot In the case of the case, get the leftover fragments of the family rules that are incarnate as Orgon's hidden criminal documents."
When he first entered the 17th century, Fang Xiaobai did not believe that he had really traveled through time.Let's rewind and go back to the very beginning of Fang Xiaobai's journey.
Fang Xiaobai, who was sent time-traveling by the punishment game "Heaven and Earth Player", woke up in a bedroom full of aristocratic style from the 17th century.The valet appeared by his bed the first time he rang the bell and told him to disappear when he was broke.Overnight, he was so devastated that he couldn't even afford a pair of shoes.
When he heard the news, Fang Xiaobai's face turned embarrassing.The cheating game system suddenly appeared in his mind, telling him that because of his deep sins? ! (Fang Xiaobai: Are you sure?) Including career choice (Fang Xiaobai: So I can only become a Virgin?), system guide selection (Fang Xiaobai: A dog that keeps changing its appearance?), novice big The gift bag (Fang Xiaobai: where, where is the gift bag?) will be randomly selected by the system.
As soon as the mechanical sound disappeared, a hunting dog full of aristocratic aura appeared beside his bed, and said to him with a shrunken smile: "My dear player, I am your system instructor. To ensure the player enjoys the game, Specially turned into a dog to assist the player."
Fang Xiaobai got up from the bed and saw himself in the mirror, a [thick and fat, bright face, red mouth] yellow hair.
WTF!
Fang Xiaobai couldn't help it for a moment, and the Three Character Classic came out of his mouth.He pointed to the fat man in the mirror, and said with a smile: "Hehe, who can tell me who is the fat man in the mirror?" Fatty, it's unbearable if this happens to anyone.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Fang Xiaobai looked around and made sure that there was no one who shouldn't appear. He went crazy and turned into a manic patient in an instant: "Fuck, hurry up and turn me into the original You look like that! Otherwise, I'll kill you. I don't like dog meat at all..." Heh heh heh, don't think that I don't want to attack you.What kind of punishment game, what kind of mission, I don't want to play anymore.
"The world is so beautiful, and the players are so irritable, okay?" The old dog god of the system walked around in the bedroom, admiring Fang Xiaobai's irritable appearance enough, and then said, "My dear player, you can Choose to use the transformation card in the novice gift pack."
As soon as the system's voice fell, Fang Xiaobai's body emitted a strong light.In an instant, a middle-aged fat man with yellow hair turned into a Narcissus-like beauty.
Fang Xiaobai is stupid!Who is the puppet in the mirror?Immediately, he walked into the system dog gloomyly: "What's going on! Why did I become like this!"
Hesitantly glanced at the ferocious Fang Xiaobai, the system dog took small steps to his instructor, licked his shoes obsequiously, and said, "My dear player, be calm. You are so irritable. No. Hehe. The transformation card is random, and it cannot be changed once it is used. As a card with a constant effect, the transformation card is an S-level card in the system. And my dear player, with your aptitude, you can change To be such a beauty as dazzling as the sun is really extremely lucky."
"Hehe! So I should be thankful!" Fang Xiaobai squinted and bared his teeth, "Why is the occupation on my character board a Virgin? Why should I be a Virgin?"
The system dog smiled innocently. Don't ask me why dogs smile. Anyone who has raised dogs knows what they look like when they smile. "Because the player is in a state of no consciousness during the time travel process, the player's occupation is randomly selected by the system. The Virgin is a great occupation, which can be upgraded to the Virgin of the White Lotus, the Virgin of Marysu, the Virgin of the Black Belly, and the Virgin of Blackening .is a very promising career with innate skills that other professions don't have..."
Fang Xiaobai only felt that his future was dark, Holy Mother?These two couldn't compete with him at all.In order to wear it home as soon as possible, I endured it.Fang Xiaobai took a deep breath, and showed a beautiful smile as bright as sunshine to the system dog: "Then my dear system instructor, where am I now? Judging from this room and my outfit, I should be in Abroad. If I remember correctly, I still have tasks on me, right? I’m in a very bad mood right now, so please explain my tasks completely. You should know what completeness is, right? Otherwise, I’m really I don't know what I'm going to do."
The system dog is helpless, he is really an impatient player.A paragraph of text was quickly called up: "Look for yourself."
Fang Xiaobai closed his eyes and sat cross-legged on the floor, and began to read:
[Welcome, my dear player.Given that the player is a novice, a free story introduction is now provided for the player.The world that the player travels through is the world of Moliere's "Hypocrite".
Orgon, a wealthy businessman living in Paris, is a devout Catholic. He once assisted the king, so he was respected by the people.
Every time Orgon went to the church, he always found a believer kneeling on his knees, concentrating on praying to God, sometimes excited, sometimes sighing, and sometimes weeping.Whenever Orgon left the church, this man rushed to the door first and offered him holy water.Orgon learned that his name was Tartuffe.Tartuffe was a rich and wealthy nobleman, but because he believed in God and did not pay attention to his property, his family became poor.Orgon offered money to help Tartuffe, but Tartuffe refused to accept it, and distributed the money to others on the spot.Orgon was moved by Tartuffe's behavior.The two have been in close contact ever since.Orgon also took Tartuffe into his home, provided him with the best living conditions, and treated him as a saint, a mentor, and only told him his secrets.Tartuffe treats Orgon's enthusiasm sincerely, takes care in everything, and is pious in every way, even if there is a small mistake in his behavior, he will be condemned as a sin.But Tartuffe's chief concern was Omer, Orgon's beautiful continuation wife.
Orgon and his mother, Mrs. Bernaire, were fascinated by Tartuffe. Mrs. Bernell always compared the family members with Tartuffe, but felt that everyone in the family was not a good person and was not pleasing to the eye. , Lost their temper with them from time to time.
Orgon returned from a trip, when his brother-in-law Cléante came to visit him.Dorina, the maid, told Orgon that his wife Omer's illness was getting better.Orgon, however, paid no attention to his wife's illness, and only inquired about Tartuffe's condition.The family never took kindly to Tartuffe.Seeing this, Dorine uttered many harsh words to Tartuffe angrily.Orgon was very unhappy about this, and his wife and brother Cléante also advised Orgon not to be too kind to Tartuffe.He also reminded Orgon to distinguish between true and false believers.
Orgon didn't listen to the advice, but still admired Tartuffe very much. He believed that Tartuffe could lead people to the right path, soothe his mind, and cut off the distracting thoughts associated with the world.When Cléante saw this, it was inconvenient to go further, so she asked about her niece's marriage. Orgon's daughter, Mariana, and Valaire fell in love with each other and loved each other.Orgon had also promised their marriage.But now Orgon has shown indifference to Mariana and Valaire's marriage, and has not mentioned the wedding for a long time.At this time, the question to Cléante was still hesitating, and there was no clear answer.
Orgon had already planned in his heart. He wanted to marry his daughter Mariana to Tartuffe, so that Tartuffe could become a member of his family.When Mariana heard of Orgon's decision, she was struck by thunder, and she was in a bad mood.Mariana hated Tartuffe very much in her heart.And Orgon praised Tartuffe with all his treasures.The conversation between the father and daughter was overheard by the maid Dorina, who bluntly accused Orgon of being confused.When Orgon heard Dorina speaking to him in this way, she was so angry that she wanted to hit Dorina.
Dolina encourages Mariana to oppose her father's idea, and Mariana obviously does not like it and is unwilling to marry Tartuffe.But timid, afraid of Orgon's dick, Mariana just wanted to die.After Valaire knew all this, he was anxious and angry, and Dorine helped Mariana come up with an idea. She asked Mariana to obey Orgon's arrangement on the surface, delaying the time as much as possible, and then the family members united to make a deal with her. Valerie's marriage.
Dorine finds Tartuffe, who is a little flustered by her bare-chested dress, and takes out a handkerchief to ask Dorine to cover her "breast that arouses sinful thoughts".
Mrs. Omer told Tartuffe that if he really didn't love the world, he should give up his marriage with Mariana. However, the pious Tartuffe put his hand on Omer's body and begged her love.Tartuffe's rhetoric made the courtship of Omer a noble and moral act.
The conversation between Tartuffe and Omer was overheard by Damis. Damis found Orgon very angrily, and angrily exposed Tartuffe's shameless deeds.
Orgon could not believe it was true.Facing Tartuffe, what Orgon saw was the face of a "victim". Orgon believed in Tartuffe again, kicked out the traitor who "spreads rumors" from the house, and canceled him. right of inheritance.And Tartuffe declared with a bitter face that he was going to die soon, and decided to leave Orgon's house.Orgon felt sorry for Tartuffe and proposed to donate all his property to him, and Tartuffe achieved his goal.
When Orgon went to go through the formalities of gifting the property, Cléante found Tartuffe and asked him not to disturb the life of the Orgon family.Mariana begged Orgon, and Orgon believed that Tartuffe was framed by the family.In order to let Orgon recognize the true face of Tartuffe.Omer personally agreed to meet Tartuffe.Let Orgon stand aside and see Tartuffe's true face.
Omer pretends to answer Ertuffe to express his love, and Tartuffe quickly reveals his true colors, and can't help but move his hands and feet. He is determined to "demand the guarantee of love" immediately.On the one hand, Omer worried about offending God, and on the other hand, he worried about offending her husband.Tartuffe proudly said: Orgon is just a person whom I lead by the nose.
Orgon saw and heard, and angrily shouted at Tartuffe to get out of the house and leave the house.Orgon was very distressed. He had already given Tartuffe his property and the papers of a wanted friend.At this moment Mrs. Burnell came, and she still believed that Tartuffe was a good person.
A government official came to Orgon's house and asked the Orgon family to move out of "Mr. Tartuffe's house" the next morning.Mrs. Burnell was dumbfounded.Valaire rushed to report the news, the king learned that Orgon had hidden the criminal documents, and Tartuffe brought people to arrest him.
Everyone accused Tartuffe of being ungrateful, but Tartuffe remained unmoved and urged the officers to arrest Orgon.Unexpectedly, the officer arrested Tartuffe, and people were surprised.The officer said, King Shengming recognized the face of Tartuffe.The king forgives Orgon's fault and returns the property to him.
Orgon, grateful, announced the marriage of Valaire and Mariana.The family is reunited again. 】——From Tianya.
Fang Xiaobai quickly finished reading the text, and turned to ask the system dog: "Then my task?"
The system instructor in the form of a hunting dog said: "Dear player, I think you should have understood the plot by now. Although you have crossed over to become Tartuff, in view of your career as the Holy Mother, please handle the plot properly. Without destroying the plot In the case of the case, get the leftover fragments of the family rules that are incarnate as Orgon's hidden criminal documents."
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