[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

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The door of the church was pushed open forcefully from the outside.

"I want to see Tartuffe!" A fat middle-aged man dressed as a nobleman rushed into the church aggressively.The people who were about to leave because the service was over all stopped, looking at this rude man with resentful and condemning eyes.What a sacred place the church is, how can anyone feel the noise in this place.

And our protagonist, Fang Xiaobai, who was kneeling under God, suddenly felt his eyes go dark:

"Trigger a regular mission to influence a passer-by. Completing the mission will reward you with 100 experience points and 1 holy value."

Putting up his index finger, Fang Xiaobai knelt down, MD, why did the mission trigger again!This is simply a trick to kill me!Eating triggers tasks, walking triggers tasks, even lying in bed, he can also trigger tasks.Although the tasks are various and not lacking in fun, but if the system continues to develop according to the nature of the bird, even if he is a real virgin, he will get tired of it!

Fang Xiaobai looked around, and when no one was paying attention, he secretly pinched his face with his hands.It hurts to death!But the effect is good.He was a little drowsy, but his sobriety increased by 100%.

First passerby, first passerby, where are you?Come to my bowl!

Fang Xiaobai smiled as he looked at the fat man rushing over aggressively.This attire is definitely a businessman.He thought about it, and he didn't seem to have anything to do with the businessman recently.

"You are Tartuffe? What my mother said was a gentleman?" Although the fat man was fat, he was very fast. Fang Xiaobai just lost his mind for a while, and he walked up to him.

"Your mother's praise, I really can't bear it. I'm just an ordinary person, a person who believes in God." Fang Xiaobai stood up from the ground, staggered slightly, and then made a prayer gesture, "May God bless you." The reality is so sad that sometimes I want to complain, but I don't know where to start.As a liar who has never even touched the skin of the Bible, it is simply...it is...too challenging to present a true devout person in front of everyone.

"Tartuffe, let me solemnly tell you now, stay away from my mother." The fat businessman raised his fist and approached Fang Xiaobai threateningly, "I've seen people like you a lot. If you want to cheat money, just come to him. Me, don't come near my mother again."

Fang Xiaobai was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered who the fat businessman in front of him was.Haha, God help me too.He was still thinking about how to influence the fat man, but now it couldn't be easier.

"Your Excellency, I'm not doing it for money. I don't even know who your mother is." Fang Xiaobai stared deeply at the fat man, showing a healing smile, "I'm a poor man, I don't even have a pair of shoes , The total amount of clothes I have is only [-] copper coins. But because I believe in God, I am richer than anyone else. Financial wealth does not make people feel satisfied.” Stupid?Have you been moved by this passage of Lao Tzu?In order to play Tartuffe well, I dressed exactly according to the script.Doesn't anyone feel very moved by such professionalism?

"Very good, Tartuffe. Remember your words." The unknown fat man waved his fist, but his eyes couldn't help looking at Fang Xiaobai's feet.Those pure white feet full of wounds made him shake.He thought of his mother.An elderly noblewoman gives alms in a slum, only to be robbed after spraining her foot.This is the man who ran three streets barefoot and snatched back his mother's things. "Thank you for your help to my mother, Tartuffe." Before leaving, the fat businessman tightly shook our hero's hand with his greasy hand.

For the mission, I endured it!Fang Xiaobai looked at and drew back his hands, and used his first full-level skill - holy smile - on the fat businessman. "My dear sir, although I don't know what you are thanking me for, but nothing I have done is worthy of praise. As a servant of the Lord, I only did what I could."

As soon as the skill is released, the holy light shines all over in an instant, and a little sun appears directly behind Fang Xiaobai.

The fat man who was about to say something was stunned for an instant, it was too bright, it was so bright that it could blind his dog's eyes.Tartuffe was nothing short of a saint.

At this moment, a ding sounded in Fang Xiaobai's brain:

"Successfully cast skills, proficiency +1 (skill full level, proficiency is hidden), charm value +1."

"Complete regular tasks, reward experience value 100, holy value 1."

"Congratulations to player Fang Xiaobai (Holy Mother) for successfully upgrading to level 2, skill points +1."

Finally upgraded.

Fang Xiaobai wished he could kneel down and cry.It's really not easy.The whole three months, it has been three months since I came to this unlucky world.After so much experience, I finally upgraded.A tear.

Under the respectful eyes of everyone, Fang Xiaobai walked out of the church barefoot with his head held high and his chest held high.

He just walked, walked, and came to a small alley.I looked around to make sure there was no one there.Fang Xiaobai raised his middle finger towards the sky and asked, "System, when will the main task be released?"

"Insufficient authority, unable to query." The machine voice with /B installed to the extreme appeared in Fang Xiaobai's ear out of thin air.No professional ethics yet!Is it too much to put it directly without telling the main task to be completed?I want to complain!

"No! I'm wrong, don't complain to me!" A stray dog ​​with few hairs on its body suddenly appeared in front of Fang Xiaobai.

Another look!Fang Xiaobai looked at the scrawny dog ​​in front of him speechlessly, and didn't know what to say: "When will Orgon take me to his house? It's over." Rolling his eyes at the dog possessed by the system, Fang Xiaobai asked condescendingly: "Don't pretend to be dead, if you don't want me to complain, please tell me the date of Orgon's appearance, or we will be together Take two shots."

"~~o(>_<)o~~" The system dog looked at Fang Xiaobai with teary eyes, "I really don't know, otherwise why would I ask you to go to the church to complete the daily tasks."

"It's a lie! You don't know it for a long time! MD, can you be sure that this is the world of "Hypocrite"!" Fang Xiaobai's eyes were fierce, and he knelt down and pinched the stray dog's neck, "Hurry up! Tell me where the pieces are, I don't care what Hypocrite is, I just want to find the pieces!"

The player is so scary, the master is here to help!The system dog struggled to escape from Fang Xiaobai's grasp: "Players, please calm down, the important task Aogong appears! The important person Aogong appears!"

Hehe, don't even think about running away.Fang Xiaobai stared at the system dog, he changed from pinching to touching.What a gentle person I am, I am a devout believer in God, how can I abuse small animals?

Fang Xiaobai touched the system dog's thin strength again and again. He seemed to use very light strength, but in fact, he could tell how much he enjoyed it by looking at the system dog's expression.

The dilapidated house, the street full of rubbish, the dog who is enjoying his petting (are you blind! This system is not enjoying it at all, okay!), the feet of jjj, everything makes Fang Xiaobai become more holy.

Orgon felt that he could not breathe. This man named Tartuffe was a real gentleman, a real saint.

Fuck!My hands and feet are going to be stiff, okay!It's really hard to maintain such a posture, okay?But can't you hurry up and call Lao Tzu affectionately!

"Monsieur Tartuffe!"

coming!

Fang Xiaobai changed his expression in an instant, and he slightly raised the corners of his mouth to ensure that his smile was both natural and healing, before he turned his head: "What?"

Even with doubts, his smile is so holy.Orgon felt his heart beating fast, he swallowed, and said, "I, my name is Orgon. I heard the conversation between you and the gentleman just now."

Fang Xiaobai frowned slightly, he let go of the hand holding the system dog, and stood up. "Eavesdropping is not admirable conduct, sir."

Orgon was a little embarrassed. He was a successful businessman, a person who did his best to serve His Majesty, and faithfully believed in God.It is really embarrassing to be pointed out so bluntly that I am eavesdropping. "Forgive me, I didn't mean to eavesdrop, it just happened to be..."

"God, the merciful Lord, he will forgive you." Fang Xiaobai pretended to relax his guard because of Orgon's words, and said, "What can I do, sir?" Say it quickly, say invitation I'm going to your house!Say it when the time comes!

Orgon didn't know that Fang Xiaobai's heart was full of entanglements, so he pursed his lips and chose to leave.

Seeing his back as he left in a panic, Fang Xiaobai was dumbfounded.

What's happening here?

Shouldn't Laozi be invited to his place?

What is wrong!

"System, come out and explain it to me!" Fang Xiaobai had a smile like a virgin on his face, but his tone was completely opposite to his expression.

The system dog hiding in the corner decided to play dead for a while before going out.This stupid earthling, do you think my brain is made of tofu? Of course I will hide when I am in danger.

Fang Xiaobai rolled his eyes in his heart, pretending to be contemptuous, and still smiled on his face. After so long, his face was paralyzed from laughing: "You have to understand that I am in a very bad mood now. If you don't want to, I will quit now. Just come out honestly!" The tricks are not afraid of being old, as long as they are good enough.Fang Xiaobai didn't care how many times he threatened him.

But is the system so threatening?

The system dog hid in a corner and remained motionless.This system is also dignified, and I will never go out.