I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The gloomy sky is constantly dripping rain, except for the pattering rain, there is no sound here, and everything is as silent as dead.

Although it is daytime, the light is very dim, and the dark clouds blocking the sky and the surrounding dense trees are to blame.

Telephone poles, signal towers, residential buildings...everything is blurred in the rain.

Residents have been evacuated and they are the only living people in the area.

Yidizhi Jiegao kept looking at the phone, his heart was full of anxiety, bewilderment, powerlessness and a trace of resentment.

If possible, he really didn't want to watch the young conjurer sacrifice his life, not to mention that it would be compromised by such an event that suspected traces of human intervention behind it.

It is enough to have the magic spirit to kill the magician, why do the magician hurt each other...

Then, he saw Kiyohiko, Hirohito Katsuhito and Megumi Fuhei coming out of the juvenile courtyard.

Yidizhi Jiegao showed a very shocked expression: "You, you... are really kind."

He couldn't have imagined that a first-year student could deal with a special magic spirit.And Qingyan, Qingyan's grade is too young, seeing them able to cooperate to escape from the super-level curse spirit, this kind of impact is quite big.

"It can be reported that Dai Tian, ​​the super curse spirit, has been exorcised." Fu Heihui said to Yidizhi Jiegao, "You can inform [Window] to deal with the aftermath."

Yidizhi Jiegao was even more shocked. It turned out that they didn't 'escape', but expelled the super-level curse spirit?

"The curse spirit Daitian should be the bottom layer of the super-grade curse spirit, and it happens that most of its power comes from the fingers of the two-faced Su Nuo. Otherwise, we can't beat it." Otherwise, Qing Yan would not dare to come.Qingyan continued: "But even though you are a super low-level, you shouldn't be sent here. Your feeling is correct. There are many problems behind this. You have to tell Mr. Gojo when he comes back."

Fu Heihui nodded: "Yes."

Fu Heihui hadn't been able to make a direct judgment before, but after experiencing it personally, he knew that there was definitely a problem with this task.

Yidizhi Jiegao was too scared to speak.

Knotaba Yuhito went to Yiji Jiegao's car to see Kuzaki Wild Rose. The other party had no injuries, but the mana power was consumed excessively.

"Thank you very much for today's matter." Fu Heihui bowed and said.

"If you thank me, just promise me one thing?" Qing Yan said.

"What's the matter?" Fu Heihui asked.

Qing Yan thought for a while and said, "Allow me to slip under your crotch."

Fu Heihui: "Huh?"

Yidizhi Jiegao: "Huh?" These words directly woke him up, and then he subconsciously thought that he was indeed the person introduced by Gojo Satoru. This style is quite magical.

Knotweed Yujin probed: "Yeah?"

Two-faced Su Nuo: "Huh?"

Knotweed Youruhito: "Wow, why did you show up!"

Two-faced Su Nuo: "I just heard something interesting... Are all you conjurers playing so wildly now?"

"No, it's really not..." Knotweed Youren burst into tears.

Qing Yan explained: "Well... it's actually a new ability, you know the sliding shovel, this ability is related to the sliding shovel."

"Oh..." Fu Heihui nodded, "I see."

Otherwise, he couldn't bear the savior's sudden gift.

Qingyan looked at Yidizhi Jiegao, "Mr. Yidizhi, can you avoid it?"

"Okay." Yidizhi Jiegao left with great interest.

"Okay, let's start then." Kiyohiko said.

"Right now?" Fu Heihui asked.

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. It's okay, just a few minutes. I'll do it very quickly, so I won't waste time." Qing Yan said.

Yidizhi Jiegao went to the car to make a phone call, and Yuzu Yuhito and the others' missions were over, but Yidizhi Jiegao's mission was not over, so he had to report the matter and do a lot of aftermath work.

Knotabagi Yuhito came over and sat on the ground beside him to rest, he was very curious about Kiyohiko's ability.

Qingyan couldn't wait to try the new ability after he got it, so he made such a request.

[Sliding shovel] This ability has its own stalk. It first appeared in the post bar, and it was expressed like this: The tiger rushed over, and I slid under it with the shovel, and cut its belly with a knife to complete a solo kill.Similarly, people and their physiques cannot be generalized. I once dodged 30 bullets when I was extremely angry.

But how to use this ability in detail still needs to be explored.

Standing in front of Fu Hei Hui, Qing Yan said, "Then please ask Fu Hei to make a big deal first, and I'll take care of that one."

Fu Heihui: "...Oh."

After Fu Heihui did so, Qingyan looked at Fu Heihui's crotch for a while, and Fu Heihui was a little uncomfortable when he looked at him: "Well, what the hell are you..."

Qingyan was actually thinking whether he should do the drilling himself or just activate the ability directly. After Fu Heihui urged him, he ran directly to Fu Heihui, and then shouted in his heart to activate the [sliding shovel] ability.

The body got up on its own initiative, and directly attacked Fu Heihui with a standard sliding shovel. Fu Heihui wanted to dodge subconsciously, but thought that he was helping Qing Yan test his ability, so he didn't dodge, and was shoveled down in the end.

Fu Heihui got up from the ground and found that the part that was shoveled was more painful than expected.

After seeing this scene, Qing Yan thought: Oh, so if the opponent doesn't move, he will really be knocked down.It's not a smooth drill.

But Fu Heihui is too obedient.

"Please try again, you can hide as you like, you don't need to stand still." Qing Yan said.

"Okay." Fu Heihui nodded.

So Qingyan used another running shovel this time, Fu Heihui jumped up and hid, this time Qingyan slipped under his crotch very slipperily.

However, he didn't try the triple power on Fu Heihui. After all, Fu Heihui was a friend who fought side by side, not a teacher or an enemy, so he couldn't really do it.

Qing Yan recalled the feeling just now, and came to a conclusion: First of all, it is feasible to attack continuously with two guns on the way of sliding the shovel. The bullets fired should be three times as powerful, and they can also directly attack the opponent when they are close to the opponent's body. In the crotch, take a knife and poke it or something... wait, take a knife...

Qing Yan's gaze was a little strange for a moment: "Let's do it again."

"Oh." Fu Heihui nodded, he wondered if Qing Yan would be addicted to drilling.

This time Fu Heihui took off again, and when Qing Yan passed through his crotch, he swung his knife and activated the [100% empty-handed catch] ability.

So Fu Heihui was suddenly involved and inexplicably did a backflip, and finally lay down on the ground with both hands together, holding Qing Yan's knife.

This picture is quite joyful.Knotweed Youruhito almost sprayed.

Qing Yan withdrew the knife and asked, "How do you feel?"

Fu Heihui was in a trance and didn't speak for a while.

The combo appears to have worked and could be further developed.

Qing Yan asked: "Can I do it again?"

Fu Heihui already felt that something was wrong, but the other party was a lifesaver after all, so he said, "Okay..."

Then Kiyohiko kept drilling his crotch to activate the ability of [100% caught by empty hand], Fu Heihui was forced to do backflips all the time.

Knotabagi Yujin watched it with great enthusiasm, cheering and clapping all the time.

Two-faced Su Nuo once again expressed surprise at their behavior, and said that you don't look like a serious person.

After about 10 minutes, both of them were tired, Kiyohiko sighed: "Sure enough, it's not that easy to do."

Fu Heihui had just been forced to perform a 10-minute backflip, and now he was numb: "What are you going to do?"

Qingyan said: "If I pinch a certain point and just activate the ability, I will force you to drill...I mean the slide, and you will be forced to be caught by me empty-handed. When you fall down, I will go up to the slide. And if you chase after me to pick up the knife, wouldn't we become a perpetual motion machine." His obsession with perpetual motion machines is still very deep.

Fu Heihui: "..."

Just thinking about that picture makes me shudder.

"This, can it be done?" Fu Heihui asked.

"I think it can, but it needs training." Kiyohiko thought for a while, "When Mr. Gojo comes back, please ask him to train."

Now Wutiaowu is the only person who can be trained around him. After all, Wutiaowu still owes favors.

Before an ability can be used in combat, it needs to go through a lot of practice.

Nakahara Chuya and Bugarati helped train those abilities before, and now Bugarati is back in Europe, and Mr. Chuya is in Yokohama, so please ask Mr. Gojo Satoru, anyway, he owes himself a favor.

Fu Heihui: "...Okay."

"Then let's say goodbye." Qing Yan said, "I will leave the rest to you."

"Okay..." Fu Heihui continued.All he can say now is "yes".

His wound was about to burst from the backflip just now, and he had to go back quickly to treat the injury.

02.

After Qingyan was sent home by [window] people, he immediately took a comfortable hot bath in the bathtub.

Naturally, he had to play with his mobile phone while taking a bath. Qingyan took out his mobile phone, thought for a while, and sent a message to Nakahara Chuya, telling him that he and his friends had just dealt with a special-level curse spirit, which was more powerful, so he used the help of The speed of Chuya in the Central Plains.

Zhong Yuanzhong also replied quickly: so anxious to die?

Ah, I was worried that he would die.

Kiyohiko replied: I got comprehensive information in advance, so it was resolved relatively smoothly. I will pay more attention to it in the future. Don't worry, teacher.

Nakahara Chuya: Oh.

It seems that the teacher is still a little angry.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and decided to say a local love story to add to the fun and make the teacher happy: Teacher, do you have a lighter?

Central Plains Chuya: Yes

Kiyohiko: Teacher, just say no.

Nakahara Chuya: Oh, no.

Kiyohiko: How did you light my heart without a lighter (*^▽^*)

Zhongye in the Central Plains: Shabi.

Hey, the frequency of the teacher scolding him for bad writing seems to be getting higher and higher.

Well, it's sugar, definitely sugar.

Thinking of this, Qingyan happily put down his cell phone and began to take a bath happily, and sang childishly: "Wash, wash, take a bath, baby golden water is indispensable, salute, shake hands, are you My good friend."

03.

In the early morning of the next day, Kiyohiko received the sword sent to him by his mother Chiba Mika from Reborn.

During the battle for the Balian Ring, Qingyan asked his mother to find a suitable weapon for him to activate his skills, and now this weapon has finally arrived.

The long sword is of course specially made, usually in the form of an ordinary long sword, press the button on the hilt, and a row of fine steel needles will appear immediately.This sword was cast by the Italian master swordsmith Smollett, who also borrowed the face of Scrovallo.Skuvalo is the sword emperor, and he has some connections in this regard, and he is more willing to help Qingyan, provided that Qingyan does not become a member of Balian.

In addition, the steel needle was also hardened with poison, which was prepared by Chiba Mika at the expense of Mamon. After all, warlocks are basically good at poison.

This sword paired with Kiyohiko's [100% caught empty-handed] is a divine weapon.

Qingyan was very happy after receiving the sword. In fact, on other sets, this sword plus his [100% being caught empty-handed] is already terrifying. Toxins and the like are generally tools used to contrast the awesomeness of the boss.

Hey, you need to be hard on your own to strike an iron.Qing Yan put away the sword, thinking.

and so--

"Come, come, come, Gangji, come to the morning exercise, come to the morning exercise, Pengelie Judaimu!"

Go and harass Mr. Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Early in the morning, Kiyohiko chased after Sawada Tsunayoshi, brandishing a gleaming sword, and Sawada Tsunayoshi ran forward, howling.

"Hahaha, die! I'm going to tear your bones apart and use them to pick your teeth!" Qingyan roared.

"Then your teeth are too wide!" Tsunayoshi Sawada screamed and ran away, while still not forgetting to complain.

Kiyohiko raised his gun and fired cracklingly, Sawada Tsunayoshi avoided Kiyohiko's gun with various dangerous postures, "Your marksmanship is getting more and more accurate!"

"If you shoot too much, you will become more accurate hahahaha!" Qing Yan said with a wild laugh.

Reborn directly kicked Qingyan away: "Don't say such an ungentlemanly line."

"Isn't this the line of a gentleman?" Qing Yan asked as he got up from the ground.

Reborn was a little disgusted: "...can you stop being so Two-dimensional?"

Qing Yan was struck by lightning: "You are a baby who kicks others and then scolds them for being two-dimensional. This is the most two-dimensional."

Reborn kicked Qing Yan again, and stepped on his head twice: "I'm stronger than you, don't refute."

"Okay." Kiyohiko got up, decided not to argue with Reborn, and continued to persecute Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Hahaha I'm going to use your bones to clean my knife!" Kiyohiko continued to shout while chasing after Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Sawada Tsunayoshi continued to flee: "What are you going to do with my bones? Please give me a letter, my bones are so busy!"

Qing Yan: "Hahaha, you think you are Du Fu..."

Sawada Tsunayoshi burst into tears: "The old stalker who got buried suddenly attacked me, and don't make fun of celebrities..."

Today's Bingsheng is still extremely harmonious.

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