Sand sculpture fairy dressed as tragic cannon fodder

"Look, did you see it?" In the quiet darkness, Yan Shenyu's nervous voice sounded.

Only now did Xie Siyan clearly perceive that he was hugging Yan Shenyu.

His arms were close to his back, and his left hand was tightly wrapped around his side waist. The smooth skin in the palm exchanged the heat of each other's bodies.

In his arms is his sweetheart, without a trace.

This realization made Xie Siyan's throat a little tight, and the hand around Yan Shenyu's waist couldn't help but tighten for a moment.

Yan Shenyu mistakenly sensed his tightness, and pressed his body even tighter: "W-what is it..."

I don't know how long it took, Xie Siyan let out a breath slowly, and said in a hoarse voice: "I suggest you look back for yourself."

"I don't want to look, don't scare me!" Yan Shenyu grabbed the clothes at his waist, wanting to jump directly on him.

"Don't be afraid."

Xie Siyan let go of his left hand little by little, and it took a lot of self-control not to rub the frightened Yan Shenyu into his arms.

He turned his face away from looking at Yan Shenyu's embarrassing part, and said slowly, "It's not a human, it's a cow."

"A cow..." Yan Shenyu looked back in panic, unbelievable, "It was a cow that licked me just now?"

Xie Siyan shined a flashlight on the place behind and said, "No one is there, it should be it."

Yan Shenyu turned his head tremblingly, and as expected, he met a pair of black bull's eyes.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

I thought it was a horror story, but I didn't expect it to be a funny funny story in the end.

Yan Shenyu closed his eyes, and the scene of his panic reappeared in his mind...

Help!What did he do just now!Why didn't you take a good look at it?He thought it was some kind of perverted murderer, but it turned out to be a cow? !

Yan Shenyu gave Niu Zaizi a hard look, but the other party didn't know his disgust, and happily wanted to come and play with him.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Get out, who wants to play with you!

hateful!Unexpectedly, the perverted killer turned out to be a cow!So what was he yelling while running naked?

The key is that he is not wearing anything yet, and he is naked in Xie Siyan's arms, and he is holding on to his clothes tightly because of fear...

So should he let go now?But as soon as he let go, there would be nothing left on him, and he would definitely be seen by Xie Siyan.

But continue to hug, the situation is more terrible than letting go.It's not fake that the friction caused fire, he now feels that Xie Siyan's body is hard, and it seems that there is a big banana in his trouser pocket...

Help, someone help him!

After an unknown amount of time, a deep voice suddenly came from beside his ear: "Help me get it."

Before Yan Shenyu came back to his senses, a hot, hard stick-shaped object was stuffed into his hand.

Yan Shenyu: ...

Oh, it turned out to be a flashlight.

Then there was a sound of clothes rubbing against each other, Xie Siyan took off his T-shirt.

"I didn't bring any clothes, so you can make do with it first." He handed the T-shirt to Yan Shenyu, and in the dimness, it was obvious that his ears and neck were red.

Yan Shenyu froze for a moment, then quickly took the T-shirt and put it on.

Xie Siyan's T-shirts are all fitted. Although he is taller than Yan Shenyu, his clothes are not very long. At this time, Yan Shenyu's clothes just cover his buttocks, but they can't completely cover them.

Yan Shenyu tried her best to pull down her clothes, but the back was covered, and the front was exposed again. When the wind blew, it would be cool, and the whole thing was in an embarrassing state of caring about her head and ignoring her back.

Wait, why didn't he cover up just now?Because it was clothes, he subconsciously put them on, and blamed Xie Siyan for not taking off his pants to him.

Yan Shenyu complained, "Why don't you take off your trousers for me."

Xie Siyan: "Good question, return the clothes to me first."

"Uh……"

"I think I can make do with it."

Yan Shenyu hesitated for a while, took the flashlight in his hand, and asked Xie Siyan to go ahead of him, but the latter did not refuse.

Yan Shenyu held the flashlight, never been so nervous in his life.On the one hand, he was worried that Xie Siyan turned around and saw his head, on the other hand, he was worried that the clothes behind him were too short and the cow would lick his butt.This caused him to pull his clothes back and forth with both hands, making him walk extremely awkwardly.

However, that stupid cow didn't leave, but followed him eagerly, sticking out its tongue to lick its nose from time to time.

"Go, go, go away!" Yan Shenyu started to drive the cattle.

Maverick thought Yan Shenyu was playing with it, so he approached it affectionately, making Yan Shenyu jump eight feet high in fright.

"Don't come here!" Yan Shenyu hid far away, with a look of panic on his face, "If you come here again, I will sue you for sexual harassment."

"Moo-moo-moo—"

"roll roll roll!"

One person and one bull scolded each other all the way, Yan Shenyu managed to scold the stupid bull away, and when he looked up, he saw Xie Siyan's shoulders trembling.

Yan Shenyu: "Why are you shaking?"

"You read it wrong," Xie Siyan said with a serious tone, "I didn't tremble."

Yan Shenyu didn't speak, but focused on looking at Xie Siyan in front of him.

When he was taking a bath, he had seen his figure from a distance, but he didn't expect it to be even more stalwart up close.The shoulders are wide and the back is broad, and every muscle has grown where it should be.

The bad thing is that his waist is still very thin. After taking off the T-shirt, he was only left with a pair of gray sweatpants. The underwear at the waist showed a white edge, which was just stuck in the position of the mermaid line...

Looking at it, Yan Shenyu's throat felt a little dry.He quickly looked away, pretending not to look at anything.

After that, no one spoke anymore. The night was quite lively, filled with the chirping of birds and insects. There were cows resting in the distance, and beautiful fireflies could be seen by the lake.

How beautiful, that's what camping is about, not getting your ass licked by a cow in the shower...  

Yan Shenyu was so immersed in the beauty of this scene that he temporarily forgot to protect his butt.Then there was heat behind him again, and something soft stretched out.

"Ah!!" This time Yan Shenyu was so frightened that he jumped up.

Niu Duzi was still innocent, looking at him ignorantly.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me, do you think you can get rid of your crime by pretending to be stupid?" Yan Shenyu glared at Xiao Niu, and began to speak harshly, "If you come here again, I will buy you back and lock you up. I want to broadcast you, milking you live, I want you to have no privacy in front of the cows all over the world!!"

The calf didn't understand human language, so he just raised his head: "Moo-moo-moo—"

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Ahhhhhhhhh!He finally knows what it means to be bull-headed and horse-mouthed! !

"Hahaha!" Xie Siyan in front couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud.

He didn't smile halfway, nor did he curl his lips into a smile, but the kind of laugh that made the whole person happy, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Sure enough, Xie Siyan was holding back his laughter just now!

It was the first time he saw Xie Siyan being so emotional, but in the end he laughed at him for being licked by a cow! !

Yan Shenyu: Very good, you are done!

You, and your herd of cattle, you are all finished!

Shamed and angry, Yan Shenyu rushed back into the tent, put on his clothes in one go, and got into the sleeping bag.

He shut himself up like a silkworm chrysalis, and never wanted to talk to anyone again!No, any creature!

After a while, there was a rustling sound in my ear, Xie Siyan came back.

Yan Shenyu thought that he was going to apologize, no matter how bad he was, he would come over to comfort him, just to make sense of it.

But Xie Siyan didn't do anything, he slowly packed up the things outside, turned off the lights, and then got into the tent like him.

"Sleeping?" Xie Siyan's voice came.

Yan Shenyu closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, not wanting to talk to him.

Then Xie Siyan stopped talking, and there was a sound of typing on the keyboard, and he turned on the computer and started working again.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Xie Siyan, if you continue like this, you will have no object.

Yan Shenyu originally didn't plan to go to bed so early, but as he lay down, sleepiness gradually struck, and he was in a daze, the sound of the keyboard was far away, and he heard Xie Siyan's deep voice in a trance.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you just now, I just thought you were cute."

"Even if you are licked by a cow, I still like you very much."

"Good night."

Wait, did Xie Siyan say he liked him just now?

Like... Is it the liking he understood? !

Hearing this, Yan Shenyu's heart surged instantly, and all the sleepy bugs flew away.

He didn't expect Xie Siyan to choose to confess his love at such a time.Is he going to agree?Or let him chase after him?

Forget it, promise him.

Xie Siyan has such a low EQ, if he doesn't agree, he probably won't be able to get a wife for the rest of his life.

"Me too..." Yan Shenyu lay in his sleeping bag and whispered, "I like you too."

Yan Shenyu's heart beat faster, looking forward to Xie Siyan's next reaction.

According to Xie Siyan's level of coquettishness, he wouldn't sneak over to kiss him, right... In the wilderness, what should I do if my gun goes off?

Yan Shenyu opened his eyes wide in the darkness, imagining with anticipation.

But he waited and waited, waited and waited, until the cows outside had handed in two rounds, but he didn't get any reaction from Xie Siyan.

Didn't you hear me?

Although his voice is not loud, he can't be inaudible, right?

Yan Shenyu unzipped the zipper and saw that the surroundings were quiet. Xie Siyan was sleeping next to him with his eyes closed, with a faint smile on his face, and he didn't respond to his calls twice.

Yan Shenyu:?

It turned out to be asleep? !

How can anyone fall asleep by themselves in the middle of a confession?Is there anyone like you? !

After feeding the dog enthusiastically, Yan Shenyu was so angry and annoyed that he didn't say a word to Xie Siyan on the way back.

Xie Siyan didn't notice anything wrong at all, he sat in the driver's seat, looked at Yan Shenyu's flushed cheeks and thought: He is really shy.After being bullied by a bull last night, I am still blushing even now.If you were bullied by him, wouldn't it be...

"Next time I have a chance to go out to play." The big Mercedes-Benz G stopped in front of Yan's house, and Xie Siyan waved at Yan Shenyu.

Yan Shenyu responded perfunctorily, and entered the door casually with a backpack on his back.

Xie Siyan didn't notice his indifference, he just thought it was shyness.

"How was the camping this time?" Seeing Yan Shenyu returning home, Yan Sheng just asked proactively.

"It's not that good," Yan Shenyu said coldly with a sullen face, "it's just terrible."

Yan Sheng tilted his head in doubt, did he quarrel with Xie Siyan?

But why did he receive news from Fu Jingran that Xie Siyan was about to fall in love with his younger brother?

……

Yan Shen's tone was so angry that he ignored Xie Siyan for 3 whole days.

Although he knew it wasn't Xie Siyan's fault, he mistakenly thought that the other party was confessing to him and agreed, but when he came back to his senses, he found that the other party hadn't confessed. It was really embarrassing!

Especially when he was still delusional about what could happen there at that time, he was so stupid to expect like this...

Next, Xie Siyan found that every message he sent was blocked.

【I know a good restaurant, do you want to try it? 】

【Not going. 】

[Xiang Yu asked me to go for a horse race when he returned home, are you coming?Take a look at Xiaobai by the way. 】

【Not coming. 】

[Fu Jingran set up a poker game, Yan Sheng is also here, are you interested? 】

【Not interested in. 】

"Didn't you say that you will be able to fall in love soon?" Fu Jingran sneered mercilessly, "Why can't anyone be called now?"

Xie Siyan: "..."

"If you're not obedient, just change it." Fu Da played a card with a calm expression.

Fu Jingran: "If he can be changed, will he still be like this?"

As soon as the words fell, Xie Siyan stood up.

"I'll go first." He left a sentence, and he had already reached the door.

"Stop playing cards?" Fu Jingran was stunned, "How can we continue after you leave? It happens that one of the three is missing."

"You can find someone to replace me at random, and I'll be the one who loses."

Xie Siyan turned and left without turning his head. He didn't come here to play cards. The reason why he came here was just to find a reason to talk to Yan Shenyu.

It's just that he didn't understand, Yan Shenyu was fine when he was camping, why did he suddenly treat him coldly recently?

Yan Shenyu did not take the initiative to contact Xie Siyan, and after being rejected by him many times, Xie Siyan no longer took the initiative to invite him.

The two entered into a state of "if you don't contact me, then I won't contact you".

Until a day later, Yan Shenyu saw a post in Moments, it was from Xie Siyan.

[I made a game and asked for a trial. (Link)】

In the past few months of acquaintance, Xie Siyan can count the dynamics of Moments on one hand.Only once at the show and when they went camping last weekend.

Actually sent a game trial this time?

Yan Shenyu glanced at it, but didn't click in.

The amazing thing is that Yan Shenyu refreshed Moments again that night, and Xie Siyan posted the same post again.

Yan Shenyu clicked in to look, and was surprised to find that Xie Siyan would post every two hours, with different copywriting, just like a social animal forced by the company to share work content.

Yan Shenyu still didn't click in, until the next day, he saw exactly the same dynamic in Moments.

Xie Siyan flicked this link for two days.

No one who hacked his account would send it.

What game is so important?Let him, a dignified president, solicit 2 consecutive days of trials?

Seeing the link again, Yan Shenyu, who was about to die, couldn't help but clicked in.

The entry speed was very fast, and then, a small white animal jumped out of the screen, soft and cute, it seemed to be a little white rabbit.

At the same time, a line of words appeared on the screen: "A long time ago, a polar bear lived in the forest."

Wait, why do polar bears live in the forest?Doesn't it live in the North Pole?

"This polar bear is smart, handsome and hard-working, and he quickly built a home for himself."

At this time, the background image becomes the home of the polar bear.Yan Shenyu controls the little white rabbit to move, so that it can go to every place very realistically, and even pick up the items inside.

It's just why he feels that the family of polar bears is a bit familiar?

"The polar bear put in a lot of energy for this family, but only after it succeeded did it realize that all the animals around had their other half, and it was the only bear that was alone. Other animals advised it to find a other half quickly, but the polar bear did not." Felt alone because he wanted to build more houses and make more interesting things."

"It's been a long time like this. It's been so long that the polar bear has created a polar bear town. It's been so long that no one dares to persuade it to find another polar bear. It's been so long that it feels that it will live like this for the rest of its life."

"However, one day he met a little rabbit. The little rabbit has big eyes, soft fur, and a funny soul. The whole rabbit is very cute. The polar bear likes it very much, and soon got along with the little white rabbit. played together."

"They helped other small animals together, beat bad animals together, rode horses together, went to the mountains to look at the stars together...they experienced many interesting things together."

The scene changes one after another, which is the various pasts experienced by the polar bear and the little rabbit.

Seeing this, Yan Shenyu finally understood who the characters in the story represented.

Why did Xie Siyan turn him into a little white rabbit?

Although he complained, Yan Shenyu still clicked on the screen and continued to turn the page.

"One day, the polar bear heard that the little rabbit wanted to move out of the rabbit's den. The polar bear was so happy that he wanted to invite the little rabbit to live with him immediately. But he didn't dare to say it because he was a polar bear, the largest carnivore on land. , live with it, the little rabbit will be frightened by its enthusiasm."

"So the polar bear invited the little rabbit in with another identity, but unexpectedly, the clever little rabbit saw through it. The little rabbit appeared in front of it angrily and said that he didn't want to live with it."

"The polar bear wanted to give his house to the little rabbit, but the little rabbit didn't want to accept it, and even scolded him."

"The polar bear knows that he has made the little rabbit angry, but he just wants to be with the little rabbit forever."

In the picture is a dejected polar bear, realistic enough for Yan Shenyu to imagine Xie Siyan's mood when he was rejected by him.

【Dear little rabbit, would you like to give the sad polar bear a hug? 】

Suddenly an option box pops up on the screen

Left: [I am willing];

On the right side: 【Happy To The Best】;

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Yan Shenyu did not click for more than 10 seconds, and another option box popped up on the screen;

[Little rabbit chooses default]

Yan Shenyu: "..."

The next moment, the little rabbit on the screen took a step forward and hugged the heartbroken polar bear.There is a huge difference in their size, so the polar bear squatted down and carefully protected the little white rabbit in its arms.

[The little rabbit gave the polar bear a hug, and now they are happily together again! 】

Yan Shenyu watched this scene dumbfounded, is there such a rogue game like you?If this goes on, the game will close down.

He wants to see what Xie Siyan will do next.

Yan Shenyu taps the screen to continue, the story continues.

"After reconciling, the polar bear and the little rabbit went on an adventure in the forest together. Many interesting things happened during this adventure. The polar bear was very happy. This was the happiest day in his life. He will never forget that night !"

"After the camping, the polar bear returned home happily, but unexpectedly, the little rabbit suddenly ignored it after returning."

"The polar bear is very anxious, but it can't figure out what the reason is."

[So smart you, do you know why the little rabbit is angry? 】

An option box pops up on the screen

Above: "Because the polar bear laughed at the bull when it bullied the bunny."

Below: "Because the polar bear is so stupid, I don't know where to make the little rabbit angry."

Yan Shenyu chose the answer below.

The picture on the screen turned into a polar bear pulling its head, the air pressure around it was very low, and the background became darker.

[The polar bear wants to apologize to the little rabbit, may I ask the little rabbit, can you forgive the polar bear and live happily with him? 】

This time there was no weird option box, Yan Shenyu was silent for a long time on this question.

Through the screen, Yan Shenyu seemed to be able to see Xie Siyan's nervous and serious expression when he carefully typed this line on the keyboard——

Can you forgive me and stay with me?

Yan Shenyu quit the game and called Xie Siyan.

"Xie Siyan, I will give you 10 minutes." Yan Shenyu looked at the screen and said word by word, "If you can show up at my door on time, I will promise you."

The breath on the opposite side was short for a moment, but Yan Shenyu didn't give him any time to react.Before Xie Siyan could speak, he hung up the phone.

10 minutes, or 600 seconds, during the evening rush hour, unless Xie Siyan was downstairs at his house, there was no way he could come here on time.

But is Xie Siyan downstairs in his house?absent.

Thinking of this, Yan Shenyu opened the cloakroom in a good mood and picked out the clothes he was going to wear later.

He set 10 minutes, not to say that he was stuck at this time point, if Xie Siyan couldn't make it, they would be over.

He just wanted to bully Xie Siyan for a while, wanted to see him anxious, wanted to see him call to bargain with him, but he pretended not to agree, but was already preparing to go over and give him a surprise.

Yan Shenyu picked out a YSL white silk shirt from the closet, with only the bottom button fastened, and matched it with black silk wide trousers, a thin black belt, and pointed leather shoes.

Ordinary people might look weird in this outfit, but Yan Shenyu is tall and tall, with straight and slender legs, and fair complexion. When he slightly lifts his chin in the mirror, he is so beautiful, like a melancholy and flirtatious rich man.

After changing his clothes, Yan Shenyu looked at the time, only 5 minutes had passed.

To his surprise, there was not a single missed call on his phone.

Xie Siyan could bear it so much?Or could he really be there in 10 minutes?

Shouldn't it be possible?Wildfire Technology and Xie Siyan live far away from him, and they can't drive there even if there is no traffic jam, unless Xie Siyan can fly.

Or is it that others have already been downstairs?

But just now he specifically asked the property owner to make sure that there were no strange people at the entrance of the villa.

What does Xie Siyan mean?

Yan Shenyu was a little confused, but quickly decided not to think about this question, and just ask him after meeting.

Yan Shenyu took his cell phone and car keys, ready to surprise Xie Siyan.

Everything is ready, but unfortunately there are no flowers...

How could there be no flowers in the confession?

After thinking for a while, Yan Shenyu took out a lipstick and drew a rose on his chest.

The lipstick moved on the skin, and a red rose instantly bloomed on the white chest, which was covered by the thin silk shirt, showing a faint beauty.

Barely use this instead.

Yan Shenyu took a look and was satisfied, then put the lipstick back on the lid.After doing all this, he glanced at the time again.

10 minute to the 1-minute time limit.

After realizing what he was expecting, Yan Shenyu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing at himself.That's how people are, knowing that it's impossible to happen, but still can't help but look forward to it.

Forget it, there is no rush for this moment.Yan Shenyu put down his phone and decided to leave later.

1 minutes left.

50 second, 40 seconds, 30 seconds...

It should be too late...

Yan Shenyu glanced towards the main entrance, the entrance was empty, and there was no sign of half a car.

At the same time, there was a sudden buzzing sound over the villa, followed by a helicopter hovering above.

Yan Shenyu was so focused on the last time limit that he didn't notice this anomaly.

20 second, 10 seconds, 5 seconds...

Sure enough, it was too late.

Yan Shenyu gave up waiting, turned and left.

As soon as he walked to the door, there was a sound of knocking on the glass in his ear.

As if realizing something, Yan Shenyu suddenly raised his head, and through the closed glass window, he saw Xie Siyan hanging outside the window.

Before he had time to think about how he appeared here, Yan Shenyu had already ran to open the window.The moment the glass was pushed away, the roar of the helicopter accompanied by heat poured into the room.

"9 minutes and 59 seconds," Xie Siyan hung on the rope, his hair was blown by the wind, but his eyes were heavy and bright, "I caught up."

Yan Shenyu stood by the window, staring at him intently, feeling overwhelmed.

The next moment, he leaned out from the window, wrapped his hands around the back of Xie Siyan's neck, and slowly stood on tiptoe...

Under Xie Siyan's surprised eyes, Yan Shenyu kissed him through the window.

The author says:

I have posted a reference picture of Xiaoyan's suit on WB, and interested students can go and have a look——