Sand sculpture fairy dressed as tragic cannon fodder

On Saturday, Yan Shenyu got up early in the morning.

It was still dark blue outside the window, with a fish-belly white on the east side, which turned red a little under his gaze.

Yan Shenyu went for a run around the lake first, and took a shower after returning. After breakfast, he carefully checked the things he packed last night.

Looking at the time, it was only 07:30.

07:30!How did time pass so slowly?

Yan Shenyu collapsed on the bed, letting the sun shine on his face through the window, his fingers darting back and forth in the light.

Suddenly, the phone on the bed vibrated.

Yan Shenyu grabbed his phone and looked, Xie Siyan contacted him.

【I have arrived. 】

Yan Shenyu stood up immediately, and saw a black Mercedes G parked downstairs from her house from a distance.

Yan Shenyu immediately rushed down with his backpack on his back, and when he reached the door, he put on full speed and said nonchalantly, "Why are you here so early?"

"I'm afraid you'll wait for me after you finish it in advance," Xie Siyan put down the car window, "There's plenty of time, so don't worry."

Yan Shenyu hid the bag in his hand behind his back.After hiding halfway, it was discovered by Xie Siyan.

"Are you ready?" Xie Siyan asked him, seemingly surprised.

"Uh..." Yan Shenyu: "I'm afraid you'll arrive early and wait for me."

Xie Siyan gave a rare smile. He got down from the driver's seat and opened the passenger door, then took the backpack from Yan Shenyu's hand and threw it into the back seat of the car.

Only now did Yan Shenyu see Xie Siyan's outfit clearly, a black quick-drying T-shirt with the same color storm trousers, black short boots, black sunglasses, and fluffy hair.

Because of the movement of carrying the bag, the muscles on his arms bulged out beautifully, making him look wild and handsome.

When he got up, his waistline was even more beautiful, and his chest muscles under the T-shirt were bulging, like a tough male protagonist in a Hollywood movie.

"What's wrong?" Seeing him standing here in a daze and not getting into the car, Xie Siyan asked him, "Did you forget something?"

Yan Shenyu: "You go to make a movie, it must be very popular."

"Huh?" Xie Siyan looked at him sideways, "Why did you suddenly think of this?"

Yan Shenyu: "Because your breasts..."

Because your chest is like a movie hero.

"Because of my breasts?" Xie Siyan raised his eyebrows.

Yan Shenyu:? ?

etc!What did he just say? !

Yan Shenyu looked at Xie Siyan's chest, and repeated a sentence in his mouth over and over again.

"Because of your boobs...because of your brother...because that's what your brother said!"

"My brother?" Xie Siyan looked down at him, "Who?"

"It's been a long time, how can I remember it!" Yan Shenyu made a joke, intending to get away with it.

"Is it?"

"That's it!" Yan Shenyu stepped on the co-pilot, pulled the seat belt and buckled it with a "click", "I'm ready, let's go!"

Xie Siyan got into the driver's seat, and the corners of his lips curled up in the morning light.

Ever since the car almost overturned when going out, Yan Shenyu has been very safe the whole time.

He sat quietly in the co-pilot, keeping his eyes on the whole time, only occasionally peeking up.

Unexpectedly, Xie Siyan caught every glance, and the other party looked at him briefly, and asked very considerately: "What's wrong?"

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Forget it, don't read it, just close your eyes and go to sleep.

The camping point they are going to is in a nearby alpine pasture, about 3 hours away from the city.

About 2 hours later, the off-road vehicle changed from a high-speed offroad to a county road, and finally drove across a section of dirt road... When the off-road vehicle passed through a dense forest, a piece of green grass appeared in front of them.

Under the blue sky are white clouds, and under the white clouds, a piece of delicate mountain peaks spread in front of their eyes.There are dark green forests on the mountain, and dense grassland below the mountainside. Flocks of cattle and sheep are scattered on the grassland. There is a lake next to it. There are cattle and sheep drinking water by the lake. It is clean, beautiful and full of vitality.

Xie Siyan parked the car by the lake, opened the trunk and prepared to set up camp.

After seeing these animals, Yan Shenyu couldn't walk at all.Adult cattle and sheep are not easy to get close to, and run away when they see people far away, but lambs and calves are ignorant, fluffy, with a pair of eyes looking at you quietly, so cute.

"It's too beautiful," Yan Shenyu said incredulously, "How did you find this place?"

Xie Siyan took out the tools and explained: "There is an elder who retired and went to the countryside to graze. This is the land he contracted."

No wonder he didn't see this place on the Internet. If it were opened to the outside world, a bunch of people would have come here by now.

Seeing that Xie Siyan was busy, Yan Shenyu came over: "What are you going to do? I'll help you."

Xie Siyan: "I'll nail the ground first to install the canopy, and you can help me see the distance."

The canopy is a piece of cloth that shades the sun. After installing the canopy, they set up a tent next to it, and then moved out all the camping tools.

What he ate for lunch was fried beef with black pepper. Yan Shenyu didn't know how to cook, so he watched Xie Siyan's busy work the whole time. He stood by and occasionally did some unskilled work.

Seeing that his help was not needed for a short time, Yan Shenyu took out his camera and asked Xie Siyan, "Can I take some videos?"

"You shot me?" Xie Siyan held the spatula and looked at him with raised eyebrows.

Yan Shenyu nodded: "I didn't let the program crew follow me this time, I want to shoot some material for them. But I don't take pictures of your face, even if it is filmed later, it will be covered up, don't worry about others misunderstanding."

Xie Siyan: "I'm not worried about being misunderstood."

As soon as these words came out, both of them were silent for a moment.

The cool wind blew through his hair with the smell of green grass, and the cattle and sheep not far away were grazing quietly, and the food in the pot was still steaming, making crackling noises.

Xie Siyan was sitting about one meter away from him, with his long legs propped casually on both sides, staring at him intently.

The sky cast a shadow over his head, making his eyes deep and charming.Occasional mist drifts by, adding an extra touch of mystery.

Wait, fog?

Where is the fog coming from?

Yan Shenyu suddenly came back to his senses, and looked down, the oil in the pot was completely gone, and he could still smell a burning smell.

"Xie Siyan!" Yan Shenyu quickly reminded him, "Is the dish, the dish mushy!"

The person who was cooking the vegetables seemed to come back to life. He hurriedly turned down the intensity of the fire and brought the small pot to the side, barely saving their lunch.

This lunch was a bit embarrassing. The black pepper beef was fried, the kale leaves were a little burnt, but the stem was still raw. The tomato and egg soup was not bad, but it tasted faintly of black pepper beef.

"Sorry," Xie Siyan lowered his head, his expression a little depressed, "It's fine to cook at home, if I knew I would cook pasta directly."

"It's okay, it's delicious!" Yan Shenyu put a large piece of beef into his mouth, but didn't chew it, it was too old.

The beef mixed with rice stuck in his throat, and it took him a lot of effort to swallow it.

"Don't eat." Xie Siyan raised his hand to stop him.

Yan Shenyu took another chopstick of kale, and said to himself: "The taste is quite good, but the heat is still a bit lacking."

Xie Siyan: "Isn't it unpalatable?"

Yan Shenyu picked up a chopstick of beef for him: "Try it yourself, does it taste good?"

Xie Siyan was stunned for a moment, but he didn't stop him anymore, and continued to eat with his head down.

The two big men had unusually big appetites. They ate up two dishes, one soup and two servings of rice.After clearing the dining table, Xie Siyan made another pour-over coffee.

This time he came to his professional field, the cup of coffee was so fragrant and strong that Yan Shenyu couldn't hold back and drank it all.

"Oops." After drinking the coffee, Yan Shenyu said suddenly.

Xie Siyan tightened his grip on the cup, then let go, and said nonchalantly, "What's wrong?"

Yan Shenyu: "The coffee is too fragrant. I accidentally drank too much. What should I do if I can't sleep tonight?"

"Uh……"

"It's over." Looking at the empty cup, Yan Shenyu regretted the first time, "I'm definitely going to lose sleep tonight..."

Before the words finished, Xie Siyan suddenly raised his hand and rubbed his hair.

It's not the kind of touching that expresses intimacy between the opposite sex, but the kind of rubbing that is extremely powerful, just like high school boys who are each other's fathers and want to rub each other's hair off.

"What are you doing?" Yan Shenyu raised his head and glared at him, this was the hair he washed last night.

"Don't do anything," Xie Siyan stood up, with a low tone, "I feel a little itchy."

Yan Shenyu: "..."

I see you are itchy.

Yan Shenyu was pissed off by Xie Siyan. He wore a sun hat and went looking for the neighbor next door angrily.

A half-human tall calf was drinking water by the lake. Seeing him approaching, he curiously identified his scent with his nose.

Yan Shenyu stretched out his hand to it, and the calf stretched out his tongue to lick his palm, it was soft, hot and itchy.

Yan Shenyu couldn't stand being licked, smiled and withdrew his hand.But the calf chased after him, wanting to taste the salt from his sweaty palms.

The cow's tongue was longer than expected, Yan Shenyu didn't dodge, and was licked several times.

After tasting it finally tasted nothing, Maverick stood beside him quietly.The whole body is furry, and the ears stand up high, like a simulated plush toy.

Yan Shenyu rubbed its ears, the feeling was so good that you couldn't put it down.

Yan Shenyu glanced at Xie Siyan who was not far away, and suddenly said loudly: "Little Niu, Xiaoniu, do you think Xie Siyan is annoying? His hair is well combed, and he just hit it without saying anything. Knead it like a bird's nest for me."

"Momomoo," Yan Shenyu then changed his tone, imitating the calf's voice, "You mean that big guy over there? He's so annoying, so fierce, he can't even laugh."

"Lamb lamb."

Suddenly, there was a voice beside Yan Shenyu's ear.

"Do you think Xiaoyan will forgive us today?"

Yan Shenyu:?

He looked back and found that Xie Siyan had caught a lamb from nowhere and was holding it in his hand, imitating the way he talked to the cow just now.

The sheep in Xie Siyan's hand is small, with crooked eyes, soft all over, very cute.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ," Xie Siyan also changed his voice and said expressionlessly, "I think he will forgive us, after all, he is kind and gentle, cute and handsome."

He originally wanted to speak like sheep, but he didn't have Yan Shenyu's voice-changing skills, and his voice was even and steady. Not only did he not have a cute effect, but it revealed a certain kind of ridiculousness.

Yan Shenyu couldn't hold back at that time, and laughed non-stop while covering his stomach.

However, Xie Siyan didn't have any self-awareness, and was still trying to imitate Xiao Yang's language with his throat closed: "Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, don't be angry, okay?"

Yan Shenyu laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes for a long time: "I should have recorded it for you with my mobile phone, so that you can see how funny you are just now."

Xie Siyan took a step forward: "Aren't you angry?"

Yan Shenyu remained silent.

Xie Siyan let go of the little lamb, looked down at him, his eyes were clean and serious.

"Don't look at me, I haven't forgiven you yet," Yan Shenyu raised his hand and pushed his face aside, and said calmly, "You can't touch a man's hair casually, don't you know this?"

"I don't know." Xie Siyan replied, after a pause, he lowered his head and said, "Touch me as you like, as long as you want."

Yan Shenyu paused, and couldn't help but ask, "Really? Just let me touch it?"

"Well, touch whatever you want."

As soon as Xie Siyan finished speaking, the top of his head suddenly softened, and he felt Yan Shenyu insert his hands into the roots of his hair and rub it carelessly.

After rubbing for a long time, Yan Shenyu let go of his hands. He clapped his hands and got up and walked towards the tent, saying with satisfaction: "Okay, I forgive you this time."

Xie Siyan breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand to straighten his hair, and found something was wrong as soon as he grabbed it.

The hair couldn't penetrate at all, it was dry and astringent, and when touched carefully, there were still some small bumps.

Xie Siyan finally took one off, looking at the thing the size of a date pit with a small hook, he was a little dazed: "What did you put on my head?"

"Cocklebur, also called Juan'er," came Yan Shenyu's voice, "Have you studied the Book of Songs?"

Xie Siyan frowned: "You..."

Yan Shenyu: "Didn't you say I can touch it casually?"

Xie Siyan changed his tune and said, "Where did you get the cocklebur?"

Yan Shenyu: "It was taken from a cow."

"Uh……"

"Come here, help me take it off," Xie Siyan stretched out his hand to him with deep helplessness in his tone, "I still have a meeting this afternoon."

"I'm sorry, I'm going to take pictures. I haven't been inspired by the design recently, so I have to work hard." Yan Shenyu got up and left with the camera on his back, and the yellow soft-shell jacket left a touch of bright color in the green grass.

Xie Siyan looked at it for a long time, until the bright yellow color disappeared from his sight, then he lowered his head and took out his phone to look at his hair.

With just one glance, he froze there.

Xie Siyan put down his phone dumbfounded, and caught the cocklebur all afternoon with the front camera of the phone.Only a few were removed, and this plant called cocklebur was much more tenacious than he imagined.

So that afternoon, at the meeting of the Overseas Business Department of Wildfire Technology, President Xie Siyan appeared in the camera wearing a chicken nest head, stunned everyone in front of the screen.

……

Yan Shenyu returned to the camp in the light of the setting sun, and saw Xie Siyan sitting with his legs stretched out in front of a small table from a long distance away. There was a laptop on the table, as if he was still working.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, Xie Siyan looked up at him, there were still many cockleburs lying on his head, with a sad and wronged expression.

"Pfft..." Yan Shenyu couldn't help laughing, and said in disbelief, "You just have a meeting with those subordinates like this?"

"Otherwise." Xie Siyan asked back, the sadness in his eyes became stronger.

"At least you can wear a hat to cover it."

Xie Siyan: "I don't think so."

Yan Shenyu took out his mobile phone, secretly took several photos, and then asked, "Did they laugh at you?"

"Do they dare?" Xie Siyan's face darkened.

Yan Shenyu wanted to laugh again, he couldn't imagine Xie Siyan's expression on lecturing his subordinates like this.

He suppressed the upturned corners of his mouth, and walked over: "Okay, don't be angry, let me take it off for you."

Xie Siyan remained silent.

Yan Shenyu pretended to leave: "Don't let me go!"

"Yes." Xie Siyan quickly raised his hand to hold him.

Taking cocklebur is a delicate job, Yan Shenyu asked Xie Siyan to sit in the sun, and he stroked his hair one by one in the light of the setting sun.

Xie Siyan sat on the ponytail, with broad shoulders and broad back, two powerful arms resting on his thighs, and two long legs stretched freely, feeling Yan Shenyu's fingertips passing through the ends of his hair.

Yan Shenyu's hands were quick, and he took off several of them in a short while.

"Hold it." He couldn't hold so much, he threw it on the ground and was afraid of accidentally getting it, so he touched Xie Siyan's shoulder.

Xie Siyan spread out his right hand obediently, and Yan Shenyu put the cocklebur in his hand, but he didn't withdraw his hand when he pulled it out, and was held by Xie Siyan.

"Don't make trouble," Yan Shenyu patted Xie Siyan's back with the other hand, and threatened, "You don't want to go back with this cocklebur tomorrow, do you?"

Xie Siyan was silent for a moment, and silently let go of his right hand.

By the time he took care of Xie Siyan's hair, the sun had already set, the wind became cooler, and there was a crescent moon in the sky, scattered with diamond-like stars.

Xie Siyan lit the oil lamp, and the warm yellow light spread instantly, dispelling the blue of the night.

At lunch, Xie Siyan overturned his car, and at dinner, Yan Shenyu volunteered to be the chef.

There are many videos on the Internet that teach how to make pasta. Yan Shenyu picked the one with the most views and followed the steps step by step.

After making it, Yan Shenyu took a sip and opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Did I really make this? It's so delicious!"

Xie Siyan: "So good?"

"Really, try it." Yan Shenyu picked up a piece of pasta with chopsticks, his eyes sparkling, "How is it? Is it delicious?"

Xie Siyan tasted it, and nodded in satisfaction two seconds later.

"The garlic is very fragrant, the milk is rich, the shrimp is fresh and tender, and the hardness of the noodles is just right," Xie Siyan concluded, "It's a great pasta."

Yan Shenyu was praised for being comfortable, and happily served Xie Siyan's noodles, and thoughtfully arranged a plate: "I didn't expect that I have this talent, and I can open a restaurant to make money after I go bankrupt."

"Yes," Xie Siyan took the plate and said casually, "You will be the chef, and I will be the boss to manage the accounts."

"I'm not going to invite you," Yan Shenyu said disgustedly, "You are so good at making money, you might take all my hard-earned money away."

"Impossible," Xie Si said solemnly, "All the money I earn will be given to my wife."

"Uh..." After that, no one spoke anymore, and they divided up a large pot of pasta in silence. After the meal, Yan Shenyu began to spread it on the chair.

"Okay, let's go wash the dishes." As a chef, he has a very good reason to mess up.

Xie Siyan nodded, he stuffed a box of fruit in Yan Shenyu's arms, and took the initiative to put away the cassette stove and pots and pans.

After finishing all the work, it's still only 7pm.They sat by the lake, watching the sky darken a little bit, and the Milky Way slowly rose from the valley.

The air quality of this camp is very good, and there is no light pollution around, and the sky is full of stars visible to the naked eye.

Yan Shenyu wanted to make a video of Yinhe, so he was very excited to find the prospect and choose the camera position.

"How long will the filming be?" Xie Siyan walked over.

"I don't know." Yan Shenyu connected the camera to the charger and adjusted the angle of view. "I think their landscape photography bloggers shoot all night."

Xie Siyan nodded, and told him to go take a shower after finishing.It is inconvenient to wash in the wild, so Xie Siyan prepared two large buckets of mineral water for a simple shower.

Yan Shenyu didn't want to take a shower at first, but he sweated a lot after hiking all afternoon, and also smelled a lot of oily smoke when cooking, so after struggling for a while, he decided to take a shower.

It's just that the outdoor shower conditions are too simple, Yan Shenyu looked around, and there is no shelter.

How can I wash it?Wash in front of Xie Siyan?

Yan Shenyu suddenly became ill, and he stood up quickly: "I suddenly remembered that the camera parameters were not adjusted properly just now, you can go wash it first, and call me after washing."

"it is good."

Xie Siyan nodded, and went to the side with the bucket.

Yan Shenyu glanced back secretly, and found that Xie Siyan was not far from the camp, took off his clothes casually, and started pouring water on his body.

The warm yellow light of the oil lamp fell on him, illuminating his strong shoulders and strong thighs, the water left along the skin and was absorbed by the grass under his feet...

Occasionally, he would turn his body sideways, revealing his full chest and firm waist. His skin became shiny after being wet, which was very pleasing to the eye.

Wait, even if it is pleasing to the eye, it is not a reason for you to peek at him!

Yan Shenyu quickly looked away, trying to hide herself behind the tent.

He took out his phone to distract his attention, but no matter what he looked at, the scene of Xie Siyan taking a bath just now was still in his mind. seductive light...

Hold on!Stop thinking about it!

Yan Shenyu covered his ears, he didn't know what was going on, when he suddenly felt someone pat him on the shoulder.

Yan Shenyu raised his head in a panic, and met Xie Siyan's dark eyes.He was wearing a set of loose sportswear, his hair was a little wet, and he had a nice smell on his body, which should be the smell of shower gel.

"Have you finished washing?" Yan Shenyu was stunned.

Xie Siyan nodded: "Go wash it, the temperature difference on the mountain is huge, it will be a bit cold later."

"Oh." Yan Shenyu stood up slowly.

Let him take a bath, but where to wash?Is it also at the place where Xie Siyan takes a bath?

No, no, no, it's so close, it can't be seen at all!Xie Siyan has no sense of shame, he wants to save face.

Yan Shenyu couldn't bear this embarrassment, he carried the bucket and walked a long distance, so far that there was only darkness around, and the tent became a small one.

It shouldn't be seen here, right?

Yan Shenyu breathed a sigh of relief, took off his clothes and began to take a shower.

This was the first time he took a bath under the mat, with the stars hanging high above his head, and there was no artificial trace around him.Standing naked in the ground, he seems to be one with nature.

At this moment, he threw away all the identities and values ​​attached by the outside world, he is nobody, he is just himself.

Yan Shenyu closed his eyes and began to imagine the meaning of life, the birth of life, the origin of the universe...

He was wandering in the mysterious world of philosophy, and suddenly felt a warm current falling on him.

A warm current fell on him...

Wait, he took a cold shower, where did the warm current come from?

Yan Shenyu froze, and hadn't decided how to react when suddenly, that "warm current" came again.Warm and hot, soft with a touch of strength, rough brushed against his skin, leaving a sticky patch...

"Ah!!" Yan Shenyu yelled out in shock.

He didn't feel wrong just now, did he?Is that the tongue?Somebody lick him?

Illusion?There is no one around, where can someone lick him?Even if there is someone, how can he lick him?

Could it be that he was too preoccupied just now and had hallucinations?

Yan Shenyu plucked up the courage to look back, but the surroundings were pitch black and he couldn't see anything.

"Sure enough, no one..."

Yan Shenyu gave a dry laugh, bent down and picked up the bucket, intending to flush the last bit of water on his body.

As soon as the water came down, his buttocks became soft again, with an obvious sense of heat and humidity, which made the bucket in his hand drop with a bang.

What is going on? !

Yan Shenyu looked back quickly, but still saw nothing. He reached out and touched something warm and greasy.

"Damn! There are real people!!"

Yan Shenyu was taken aback, and ran towards the tent before she even had time to put on her clothes!

He had never run so fast in his life, his legs kept running, his lungs were about to explode, and just as he entered the warm range of the oil lamp, Yan Shenyu fell into a big embrace.

Xie Siyan heard his screams before and came over early.

Yan Shenyu was relieved by the familiar people, but he soon became nervous again.Yan Shenyu grabbed Xie Siyan's hand and hurriedly said, "Don't stay here, go!"

"What's wrong?" Xie Siyan focused his eyes and blocked Yan Shenyu.

"Yes, someone..." Yan Shenyu grabbed Xie Siyan's clothes and kept hiding in his arms, his voice trembling with fright, "When I was taking a shower just now, someone was licking me..."

"Calm down," Xie Siyan pulled Yan Shenyu into his arms, his voice was low and steady, "What happened just now? There is no one else here."

"But someone really licked me." Yan Shenyu looked up at him and said eagerly, "It's true! I didn't lie to you! His tongue is so big, hot and thick! It's so perverted!"

For a moment, Xie Siyan's face turned cold.

He held Yan Shenyu in his arms, and the flashlight shone in the direction Yan Shenyu came from.

Xie Siyan's muscles were tense and he was ready to attack.

Then when he saw the culprit, the moment his eyes met, the whole world fell silent.

A half-grown cowboy was standing in front of them, raising a pair of pitch-black eyes, looking at him ignorantly and innocently.

"Moo-"

Xie Siyan: "..."