Sand sculpture fairy dressed as tragic cannon fodder

"Haven't you seen this kind of posture?" Yan Shenyu hovered above Xie Siyan, and explained while moving back and forth, "This posture is called bear crawling. It can effectively exercise the strength of the whole body, and it can also train the strength of the shoulders, back and core. , it can be said to accomplish multiple goals.”

"Uh……"

"Come down." Xie Siyan said coolly.

"I don't." Yan Shenyu was serious, "The fitness coach said that you must do 3 sets, 12 reps in each set, and you can't finish until you finish."

Xie Siyan originally wanted to use the strong one, but regardless of the size difference between the two parties, and the opponent has not yet controlled his arms and thighs, as long as he wants, he can easily knock people to the ground.

But seeing the other party's bright eyes, Xie Siyan hesitated for some reason.

After a moment of silence, he decided to give the other party 2 minutes.

He wants to see what tricks this man is playing.

Under the roses tens of meters away, Xie Xiaoling was startled, and quickly pushed Xiao Zhengliang away, saying with red eyes, "Let go of me, someone is coming..."

"Who?" Unexpectedly being interrupted at a critical moment, Xiao Zhengliang covered Xie Xiaoling with his suit, turned around with a full face of hostility, saw the two people moving, and then chuckled.

"Don't worry, it's the same as us."

Xie Xiaoling was delirious for a long time, and after hearing what Xiao Zhengliang said, she felt relieved and put her arms around Xiao Zhengliang's neck.

But Xiao Zhengliang, who had his back to the lawn, became a little absent-minded.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but he always feels that that person is somehow familiar.

If he read correctly, that man has long hair?Men with long hair are rare, and Yan Shenyu's figure instantly appeared in Xiao Zhengliang's mind.

But it couldn't be, it couldn't be him.

Leaving aside the fact that Yan Shenyu was preparing for the wedding, it would be impossible to appear here.

And Shen Yu loves him so much, it is impossible to do this kind of thing with other men in broad daylight.

Yes, he must have misread it, it was a long-haired woman in a suit.

Xiao Zhengliang comforted himself and pressed Xie Xiaoling against the wall.

After he comforted Xie Xiaoling, he would find a time to explain clearly to Shen Yu himself.

As for the wedding, he could only be wronged and postponed.

……

There was another sound of humming behind him, and Yan Shenyu looked back, and found that the two goblins were fighting fiercely, and they completely regarded themselves as the same people as them.

Very good, I didn't expect that the two of them were more sensual than imagined, and they were fooled so easily by him.

Yan Shenyu breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't expect to maintain the "bear crawling" posture for too long just now, his heart let go, his hands and feet softened, and his whole body fell on the man.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

If I had to describe it, it would be that his head was pressed against the man's head, his chest was next to the man's chest, his hips were tightly pressed together, his hands and legs were crossed.

The luck in the misfortune is that the opponent's head turned very quickly, so that they were just cheek to cheek.If they were one step slower, they would turn into goblins to fight now.

"Is it enough?" The man's cool voice sounded.

Yan Shenyu straightened up and sat up, afraid of being seen by the goblin duo, he hurriedly rolled behind the pine tree and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm being soft, I didn't mean to press you down, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The man patted the broken grass on his wrist, and picked up a mobile phone that had fallen on the ground.

He glanced sideways at Yan Shenyu who had run far away, with a half-smile on his face: "Are you still going to apologize?"

"My grievances and grievances are clear, okay?" Yan Shenyu retorted, "Although I hate you for stealing my phone, but you did cooperate with me just now, and he did suppress you. Isn't it appropriate to apologize?"

"As an apology, if you pick up your phone and give it to me, I will forgive you."

"Please clarify one thing." Xie Siyan picked up the phone, but he didn't seem to intend to return it to him, but threatened, "It was you who secretly took pictures of me first, so I snatched your phone and asked you to delete it." video."

"I secretly photographed you?" Yan Shenyu opened his eyes wide, "I'm sick, I don't even know you, why should I secretly photograph you?"

"I'm going to ask you now," Xie Siyan walked up to Yan Shenyu, holding his phone hostage, "If the video is deleted, I will let it go."

"Did you really think you were a celebrity?" Yan Shenyu rolled his eyes and stretched out his right hand, "Give me the phone, and I'll show you the photo album."

Xie Siyan didn't move: "Unlock directly."

Being too defensive, Yan Shenyu was speechless: "If you are so stingy, it will be miserable for the one you marry in the future."

Xie Siyan: "It's better to be stingy than perverted."

Yan Shenyu was angry: "Who are you scolding?!"

Xie Siyan: "You also think you are a pervert?"

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Yan Shenyu took a deep breath, trying to control his anger.

Forget it, there's no need to have the same knowledge as this kind of person, he doesn't want to be a "book runner who gets pissed off on the first day of time travel".

What's more, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, it's not worthwhile to quarrel with him here, the business is to send him away as soon as possible.

Yan Shenyu unlocked the phone with face recognition, opened the photo album and handed it over: "See for yourself, whether I have secretly photographed you."

Xie Siyan watched it again, and there was indeed no video of himself just now.

"It's all about you." Yan Shenyu stood on tiptoe and raised his hand to get back the phone.

Xie Siyan raised his hand and raised the phone, and ordered: "Network disk."

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Yan Shenyu greeted the eighteen generations of his ancestors in his heart, and humiliatedly opened the online disk to show him.

There is indeed no video of Xie Siyan in the online disk, but some are just a bunch of pretentious selfies, the scale is not small, and the memory is full, Yan Shenyu was so frightened that he quickly pressed the screen button.

Seeing these large-scale photos, the man in front of him still had no expression, as if he just saw a plucked duck.

"Are you satisfied now?" Yan Shenyu wanted to grab the phone back, but he still couldn't drag it.

Xie Siyan held the phone and said lightly, "Chat software."

This is still remembering what I said before to send the video to others.

Yan Shenyu was speechless: "I lied to you, I thought you and Xiao Zhengliang were in the same group, and wanted to delete my video."

Xie Siyan was noncommittal, returned the phone to him, turned and left.

"Wait," Yan Shenyu quit, he stepped forward to stop Xie Siyan, and said coldly, "Apologize."

Xie Siyan raised his eyebrows.

Yan Shenyu: "Just now you slandered me for secretly taking pictures of you."

Xie Siyan: "But you did secretly take pictures."

In an instant, the cold expression on Yan Shenyu's face disappeared completely.He bowed his head meekly, like a rose whose thorns were removed, soft and sad.

"Actually, I don't want to take pictures of them either, but...but..." Yan Shenyu sniffed, and his eyes turned red.

As if the next words were really hard to say, Yan Shenyu raised his head and asked him, with a sad tone: "Did you see the two men making love among the flowers just now?"

Xie Siyan nodded, the movement was so loud, it was hard for him not to see it.

"One of them is my fiancé," Yan Shenyu said, tears streaming down like pearls, "we were going to hold a wedding today, but he...but he sneaked out an hour before the wedding Met with his first love. I followed here worriedly, I didn't expect to see such a scene..."

Yan Shenyu's complexion is extremely fair, but his hair is long and black. The extreme black and white contrast gives him an amazing charm.

He lowered his eyes now, and his originally clear eyes were filled with mist at this moment. Anyone could see that he was extremely sad.

Xie Siyan looked away uncomfortably, took out the handkerchief on his chest and handed it over.

The other party said thank you gratefully, and then pressed his snot with his handkerchief.

Xie Siyan: "..."

Yan Shenyu didn't notice the other person's expression, he was immersed in the character's mournful emotions, and he said with all his firepower: "I am determined to break up with the scumbag, but I really can't let him go, Our relationship for so many years has reached the stage of marriage...you can scold me, I know you all look down on me, think I'm indecisive and overconfident..."

Hearing this, Xie Siyan frowned.

"So I decided to take a picture of this humiliating scene with my mobile phone." Yan Shenyu clenched his mobile phone tightly, his eyes became firm again, "Just to remind myself that Xiao Zhengliang is a scumbag! If I forgive him again, I will be guilty!"

Seeing the other party's expression softened, Yan Shenyu continued his efforts: "If I hadn't taken this video just now, then I would have softened my heart and married that man. I gave birth to him at home and took care of the children, and he was outside with his lover. , What is the meaning of such a life? Why don't you let me find a piece of tofu and kill you..."

Xie Siyan: "Having a baby?"

"Ahem...it's just a metaphor," Yan Shenyu didn't expect that he would go too far temporarily, and quickly changed the subject, "Whether I have children is not the key to the problem, the key is that you appeared in my sight, because With your cooperation, I took that video and avoided the fate of being cheated into marriage by a scumbag. You are my savior, my gravedigger, and you dug me out of the grave of marriage."

Xie Siyan frowned even tighter.

He has blown so much, still not satisfied?Tsk, this guy is even more difficult to deal with than imagined!

Yan Shenyu wanted to say something, but the other party had already opened his mouth.

"I'm sorry," Xie Siyan took a step back and said seriously, "I misunderstood you, I didn't know that this happened to you."

Yan Shenyu smiled miserably, deeply involved in the drama: "I don't blame you, that kind of situation is really easy to misunderstand."

Xie Siyan didn't speak any more, looked up at him, then turned and left.

Behind him, Yan Shenyu let out a long breath: Finally left!

It was at this time that he realized that he was still holding the other party's handkerchief in his hand.Today, when the facial tissue industry is so developed, those who still use handkerchiefs are basically rich people with a lot of rules, and they are particular about thieves.

Moreover, the texture and pattern of this handkerchief are very good, let alone four or five figures.

Yan Shenyu didn't want to owe this favor any more, so he hurriedly chased after him: "Benefactor, wait, your handkerchief."

Xie Siyan didn't turn his head back: "I'll see you off."

"Why is this so embarrassing?" Yan Shenyu said embarrassedly, but in his heart he really disliked it.

He really didn't want it, and he didn't lack the money, so what's the point of being given a handkerchief?

Or……

Yan Shenyu suddenly thought of a possibility, and his expression immediately became vigilant: "You don't think you want me to wash it up before returning it to you?"

After all, TV likes to act like this, borrowing a handkerchief to meet once, thinking about each other while washing the handkerchief, returning the handkerchief to meet again, hooking up after going back and forth, there are not too many scenes that can be filmed.

Xie Siyan: "I have runny nose, I don't want to wash it off."

Turned out to be a clean freak?

Yan Shenyu was about to forget it, but the moment he turned around, he remembered that he still had an unrevenged revenge on this person.

Although it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but he was able to take revenge on the spot, why wait ten years?

Thinking of this, Yan Shenyu chased after him with a handkerchief in his hand: "Then why not, this is your handkerchief after all, and I have no right to dispose of it, otherwise you should take it."

Unexpectedly, the other party was so stalking, Xie Siyan was already a little displeased: "I told you I don't want to..."

Before he finished speaking, the long-haired youth had already stuffed the snot-stained handkerchief into his pocket.

"I'll give it back to you," the young man grinned, like a child who has succeeded in playing a prank. "The next step is to wash or throw it away. You should handle it yourself."

Xie Siyan frowned tightly.

sticky snot...

Filled with dirty liquid and germs...

in his pocket...

In just a split second, Xie Siyan took out his handkerchief and threw it out with lightning speed.He was thrown out together with the mobile phone he was holding in his hand.

Yan Shenyu was originally watching the show from the sidelines, but he didn't expect this man to be so ruthless, even if he threw it, he even threw it at him!

"Ah!!" Yan Shenyu quickly raised his hand and shook the handkerchief away, but his cell phone flew straight out.

A cheapskate who must be punished!

Yan Shenyu groaned, took two steps forward, picked up the phone and put it back in his pocket.

But after getting up, he suddenly found a problem, where is the handkerchief?

Why didn't you see the shadow of the handkerchief on the ground?Is it still flying in the sky?

Looking up, Yan Shenyu was dumbfounded.

The handkerchief had landed a long time ago, and by coincidence, it happened to land on top of the head of an innocent passerby.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

"Ah... I must have read it wrong, right?" Yan Shenyu pulled a stiff smile from the corner of his mouth, and comforted himself, "Why did the handkerchief fly onto the street lamp? Hey, come down quickly, don't run around, okay? You're so wet, this bare, round, hot head won't be able to withstand the explosion!"

Passerby: "Don't say that the light bulb will explode if you wipe it with a wet towel... Oh! Also, that's the top of my head!!"

"Ah? So it's the top of your head? Sorry, sorry, your head is so bright, I thought it was a street lamp."

Yan Shenyu apologized in a good manner, and when he turned to look at Xie Siyan next to him, his expression became more serious: "What's the matter with you, sir? Why did you throw the handkerchief full of snot on someone's head? Do you know?" Know it's bad manners? My mom stopped letting me do it when I was three and a half years old."

Xie Siyan who just picked up the phone: "..."