Sand sculpture fairy dressed as tragic cannon fodder

"No, this is outside, don't..." There was a thin, sticky voice coming from a distance.

"Really don't want it? Huh?" The man's deep voice sounded with the friction of clothes, "but that's not what your body says."

"Woo...Xiao Zhengliang...let go of me..." Then there was a burst of whimpering like a small animal, which almost melted your heart.

"Let go of you?" A deep male voice sounded, full of bewitching meaning, "But you came to me specially, isn't it for this reason? Hmm?"

……

Yan Shenyu recovered from the dizziness of the car accident, when he heard a series of obscenities ringing in his ears.

Looking closely, two men were hugging each other among the flowers not far away, making a series of blushing sounds.

Boy, is this the joy of heaven?Just show him something so exciting?

It's a pity that Yan Shenyu didn't have the habit of peeping at others, and the performances of those two people were too oily, which scared him away quickly.

That's when he realized that he was in a northern-style Chinese courtyard.There are carved beams and painted columns in the buildings in the distance, and the lawn is as green as washing under the feet, and elegant ancient pines are scattered here and there.Three words came to Yan Shenyu's mind - Diaoyutai.

The largest private garden hotel in Beijing, rebuilt from a garden in the Qing Dynasty, has many names and a long history.Most of the people who can eat and hold banquets here are either rich or expensive, the kind that can take out a meal and brag about it for several days.

But why is he here?Didn't he have a car accident?

Could it be that he... is not actually dead? !

Yan Shenyu lowered his head in surprise, and checked his body carefully.

A slender frame, a skin color that is fairer than normal, a small red mole on his right wrist...even the long hair he left behind when he was filming is still hanging down well behind him.

Except for being slightly weaker, this body is no different from his original body!

Could it be that he was reborn before the car accident?But he didn't have any memories related to this moment in his memory.

Yan Shenyu rubbed his head, feeling confused for a while.When he was at a loss, the voice not far away sounded again, it was the same pair of wild mandarin ducks.

"Don't be like this, you're going to get married soon," the two of them were sticky for a long time, the short man in a white suit raised his hand and pushed the other away, and said in a soft voice, "You secretly came to see me before you got married, Yan Shenyu will be angry."

Yan Shenyu:?

he will be angry?What are you angry about?Angry at your pretentious movements, angry at your poor acting skills?

As an actor who has won two movie stars and one film star, and was dubbed by fans as "although he can rely on his appearance, he still relies on his acting skills to make a living", Yan Shenyu really feels that the acting skills of the short guy are really bad.

The appearance is not bad, just over 1.7 meters, petite and exquisite, very good at dressing up, exquisite is exquisite, but a bit petty.

Of course, that's not the point.The point is that his acting skills just now were fake and pretentious, exaggerated visible to the naked eye.Gouxue doesn't like such exaggerated acting skills at eight o'clock! !

It's fine for the performer to feel good about himself, what's even more frightening is that the people who acted with him are also very involved. Hearing this, his eyes darkened, obviously already very involved.

Yan Shenyu: The strange person is myself! !

"Speak carefully to him..." The tall man paused, and slowed down his movements with some hesitation.

A flash of panic flashed in the short man's eyes, but he quickly stopped his movements and said softly: "Don't make him unhappy, I just want to say goodbye to you this time."

Speaking of this, he took out a ring from his arms: "This is the gift you gave me when we established our relationship. It is said that your mother left it for the future daughter-in-law, but now..."

The man closed his eyes and said with pain on his face, "You should give this to him, after all I don't have much time left..."

The man opposite was stunned.

For a moment, Yan Shenyu saw self-blame on his face, flustered and unbelievable.

Seeing his little bit of guilt towards his fiancé, it dissipated in an instant.

"I'm sorry for you," the man fell into unprecedented pain, he opened his arms and hugged the man tightly, and comforted him while kissing him, "Xiao Ling, don't be afraid, I will accompany you in the last days ..."

"Really, A Liang?" The person called Xiao Ling looked up, with ecstasy in his eyes, but soon the joy was replaced by sadness, and his voice became hesitant, "I'm glad you can say that, but You're going to get married..."

What followed was a long period of love and affection full of the style of ancient dog-blood idol dramas, but Yan Shenyu no longer had the mood to continue complaining, his mind was full of the names that flashed just now.

Yan Shenyu, Xiao Zhengliang, Xie Xiaoling... were exactly the same as a novel he had read!

Didn't he go to heaven, nor was he reborn, but he transmigrated into the character of the same name in the book, Yan Shenyu?

"The True Young Master of the Rich Family Becomes Popular in the Entertainment Circle" is a popular danmei novel of the year. There are two pairs of CPs in it. The main CPs Yan Sheng and Fu Jingran are sweet and slapping; Xiao Zhengliang has all kinds of bloody entanglements in his relationship line, and his main selling point is driving.

And his character of the same name is the tool that caused the vice CP's emotional ups and downs, because he almost married Xiao Zhengliang; he is also the main target of being slapped in the face by the main CP, because he is the vicious half brother of Yan Sheng.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

When he was reading the article, he was still complaining about whether the author had a grudge against him, and it was fine to write him as cannon fodder, and let him work two jobs alone.

Although it's a bit outrageous, it's what happened in the novel after all, and Yan Shenyu still read it with relish.Until now, he has dressed as a laborer with two jobs...

Yan Shenyu turned his attention to the pair of wild mandarin ducks who were embracing each other in the distance. To be honest, when he first read the article, he still felt that this pair of CPs was quite attractive.

The cuckold is very sensual, NTR is also very sensual, and the pre-marital affair is also very sensual... After all, every scene is sensual, and who can not like it?

But when he was the one who was cuckolded, when he watched his fiancé NTR, when his fiancé cheated on him on the eve of his wedding, things were not so wonderful.

Especially when he learned that his character would end up ruined and died in a tragic situation...

People don't offend me, I don't offend others, he won't die like Yan Shenyu in the original book, but if someone troubles him, he won't sit still.

Yan Shenyu took a deep breath, resisting the desire to vomit, took out his mobile phone and began to record the intimate scene of the deputy CP under the rose flowers.

The original owner was pissed to death when he saw them making out, but he wouldn't.

……

At the same time, in Diaoyutai Chunxie Garden, on the path separated from the rose bushes by a wall, a young man in a black suit was walking forward quickly.

The man is tall and has long legs, and his steps are so great that the secretary behind him almost has to trot to keep up.

"President, news just came from the airport that the deputy director of the second technology research and development department has been intercepted. Now people are trapped in the VIP room, and they ask what should be done next."

"Contact lawyers and the police, and submit evidence to correct Tang Meng for leaking the company's commercial secrets."

After a while, the secretary said again: "Tang Meng claimed to be willing to reconcile. As long as you forgive him, he is willing to leak the commercial secrets of Mitong Technology to you in reverse."

"Transfer his words to Mitong Technology, and let him go."

"Understood." The secretary nodded quickly, and asked after a while, "The Haishi headquarters building has been completed, and the vice president asked if you could participate in the inauguration ceremony."

"time."

"They said that the time can match you." The secretary looked at the schedule and added, "You have no work arrangements for the 18th, 24th, and 30th of this month."

After a moment of silence, the man said, "Go on the 24th."

"Ok."

"Also, Wei Yiming, the spokesperson for the youth series mobile phones, has a drama hit this year, and the brokerage company proposed to double the endorsement fee."

The man said without raising his head: "You don't need to ask me about this kind of matter, let the third department decide on its own."

"Eh..." Seems like this is the first time the secretary's voice is a bit hesitant, "Wei Yiming said that if he can have a meal with you, he can continue to speak for you at the original price..."

"How many years have you been with me, and you still want to ask me this kind of thing?" The man stopped and looked at his secretary displeased.

The latter was taken aback, and quickly said: "Yes, I'm sorry, I understand, I will reply to the third part and say that you disagree..."

"Notify the three parts to terminate the contract," the man interrupted him, and said coldly, "Wildfire Technology and Qingqing Lotion will no longer cooperate with this artist in the future."

The secretary nodded again and again, and couldn't help but slander Xiao Xianrou in his heart for being unreliable. It's fine to be a cocoon, and make him suffer this kind of crime.

The work was almost finished, and seeing the president's expression was not good, the secretary looked up at the roses protruding from the wall, and tried to change the subject: "I didn't expect that there are still roses in June, and only Diaoyutai can see this kind of scenery. !"

Diaoyutai is the painstaking effort of the CEO's mother, and his boast is considered a sly flattery.

Although most of the time, his words fell on deaf ears.

But this time, the president, who only cared about his work, stopped for the first time.

Secretary Lin was overjoyed, thinking that the president was attracted by roses, and hurriedly said: "The old lady Xie just got out of the hospital, you can take the old lady for a stroll in the yard later..."

"Hmm!"

Before he could finish speaking, there was a sudden scream from the other side of the wall.Then there was a burst of um, huh, huh, very discordant voices.

Secretary Lin was taken aback, and his face immediately turned pale.

Someone dared to fight in the field at the Diaoyutai!These guests are too shameless!

In early June, the sun was scorching.

The man was wearing a neat suit and standing under the high wall. He looked up at the roses over the wall with a calm and unfathomable face.

Beside him, Secretary Lin was sweating all over his brow, carefully examining the man's expression.Even though he has been with the president for so many years, he dare not say that he has completely figured out the other party's mind.

Just when he thought the other party was about to get angry, the man turned around and left without expressing any opinion.

Secretary Lin exhaled slowly, and trotted to keep up with the tablet.

It wasn't until the two of them completely disappeared at the end of the path that two waiters in bright yellow wide cheongsams appeared next to them.

"Who is this guy?" One of the girls with short hair reaching the ears and dark eyes couldn't help asking, "There are so many guests coming and going from Diaoyutai, he is definitely the most handsome one."

"The head of the Xie family," said the older woman with curly hair. Seeing that the other party was still in a daze, she added, "The boss of Diaoyutai, the owner of Huxin Island, Xie Siyan."

Now the girl understood that the dozen or so buildings on Diaoyutai were all built around the Diaoyu Lake in the middle, and the villa with the best view was the one.The lake center building in the middle of the fishing lake is never open to the public, and even the employees of the fishing platform cannot enter, which is extremely mysterious.

Everyone is guessing who the people living inside are.I didn't expect him to be such a handsome young man.

"Don't think about it," the one with the curly hair reminded the newcomer, seeing the envy in the eyes of the newcomer, "this person is unattainable, and he is not a layman who likes Yingying Yanyan. If you mess with him, we will be in trouble for the rest of our lives." I can't even eat and walk around."

The short-haired girl looked away reluctantly, nodded and said, "Sister Wan, don't worry, I'm just looking at handsome guys, and I won't think about those who are there or not."

……

When Xie Siyan walked to Chunxie Garden, the housekeeper of Xie's old house was already waiting at the door.Seeing Xie Siyan approaching, he hurriedly took two steps forward and said politely, "Eldest young master, you are here, the old lady asked me to wait for you to pass."

"Uncle Gao," Xie Siyan nodded, his voice softened a bit, "how is grandma?"

"Everything is almost fine," Uncle Gao said with relief, "Isn't it because I'm in a good mood that I called everyone to have a dinner to celebrate my discharge from the hospital."

Xie Siyan stopped talking and followed Uncle Gao to the private room, leaving Secretary Lin waiting for him during the tea break.

When the waiter pushed open the door of the private room, everyone inside raised their heads.

With just one glance, Xie Siyan could tell something was wrong.

In addition to grandma and his brother, there were three strangers at the scene.Two women and one man, similar in appearance, seem to be a family of three.

"Whispering, are you here?" Mrs. Xie was sitting in the middle. She was wearing a cheongsam of fragrant cloud gauze, with a string of white pearls around her neck, looking elegant and lively.Seeing Xie Siyan come in, he immediately said, "You say it's a coincidence, when we came in, we happened to meet Mengmeng's family, it's better to meet by chance than to meet, I thought we just happened to have a meal together."

Xie Siyan pulled out the chair and sat down, not exposing her clumsy lie.

"Mengmeng, do you remember? You met when you were young." Seeing that the eldest grandson cooperated, the old lady Xie said excitedly, "You also gave her a little yellow duck, saying that lemons are yellow, and the little yellow duck is also yellow. It's just right for her."

The woman's parents exchanged glances, wondering, did the daughter really have such a past with Xie Siyan?But they didn't seem to have any intersection with the Xie family back then, right?

Even Mengmeng herself was confused, why didn't she remember that she had received the little yellow duck from the man?And lemon yellow, what the hell is the little yellow duck also yellow?

Xie Pingfeng next to him held his forehead, with an expression of not being able to bear to look directly at him.

Grandma loves all kinds of romantic idol drama plots. Before, she just introduced her partner to her elder brother, but now she has learned to make up plots to promote feelings.

The person whose plot was made up showed no expression, and calmly reminded: "Grandma, it's overdone."

"Just kidding you." The lie was exposed, and the old lady Xie didn't take it to heart, and said with a smile, "I have indeed heard of the daughter of the Wu family for a long time. It just so happened that she returned to China recently, so I wanted to introduce you to her." Come on, Mengmeng, this is my boss, Xie Siyan, who looks indifferent, but is actually very filial and polite."

This man is really handsome, but his aura is too strong, even scarier than the high school head teacher.

Wu Mengmeng got up and said somewhat cautiously, "Hello."

Xie Siyan nodded slightly as a greeting, and after finishing speaking, the person stood up: "I don't worry that grandma is fine, the company still has something to do, so I'm leaving first."

"Oh, why is my head hurting again!" Mrs. Xie tilted her body when she heard this, and she was about to fall, but was supported by her grandson Xie Pingfeng.

Xie Siyan paused, his expression a bit indescribable: "Grandma, stop acting."

"Ah, I'm sick, I'm so sick...I can't breathe...Call an ambulance and take me to the hospital..." Mrs. Xie fell into the arms of her little grandson, panting quickly, as if she was about to die in the next moment. expire.

The Xie family brothers have long been familiar with this, but the Wu family members panicked.

Wu Mengmeng had already taken out her mobile phone, and said anxiously, "I, I'll call 120 right away! Old lady, please persevere."

"Quick, quick, you and Siyan take me to the hospital together..." the old man's voice was intermittent.

Wu Mengmeng's hands were shaking with anxiety, but Xie Siyan had already turned around and left: "If you don't get up again, I'll be leaving."

Hearing these three words, the old lady who had a weak face just now sat up straight in an instant: "I suddenly recovered."

Wu Mengmeng, who was just about to press the dial button:?

"I'm sorry, I was playing with you just now. Seeing that you are embarrassed, let me brighten up the atmosphere." Mrs. Xie said to Wu Mengmeng with a smile, "There is still some time before dinner, I will let Siyan accompany you What do you think of wandering in the garden as an atonement?"

Wu Mengmeng subconsciously looked at the man in front of him, who was standing quietly in front of the window, with tough and profound features, unable to distinguish between emotions and anger.Handsome is really handsome, but fierce is also really fierce.

Wu Mengmeng hesitated for a moment...

"He just looks cold, but he's actually a nice person." Mrs. Xie added to the fire, "It's just that he hasn't had any contact with girls since he was a child, and he doesn't know how to get along with girls."

Haven't had much contact with girls?Wu Mengmeng's anticipation grew a bit.

With so many people watching here, Xie Siyan didn't want to embarrass the girls, so he compromised: "Let's go."

The girl's eyes lit up, and she trotted after her: "Then I will trouble you."

"Secretary Lin," when Xie Siyan walked to the door, Mrs. Xie's voice passed through the carved door to the tea room, "Don't follow, it will hinder them from cultivating their relationship."

Secretary Lin glanced at the boss, who waved him to stay where he was.

……

In the morning of early summer, Wu Mengmeng walked behind Xie Siyan in the quiet courtyard together.

Mrs. Xie's words were still echoing in her ears, looking at Xie Siyan's tall and straight back, Wu Mengmeng couldn't help but feel a little anticipation.

Although Xie Siyan was very indifferent from the beginning to the end, but he has never been in contact with girls, which means he has never been in love?

Wu Mengmeng was born into a wealthy family, and she has seen all kinds of messy and ridiculous things in the circle of rich people for a long time.For example, a man with such good conditions as Xie Siyan, who has not even dated before, is simply one in a million.

Although it's hard to say whether she likes it or not when they meet for the first time, but anyway, she wants to find a good-looking one, and Xie Siyan has a clean body...

Thinking of this, Wu Mengmeng couldn't help jumping for joy, and was about to initiate the topic, but Xie Siyan spoke before him.

"I don't know about the blind date arrangement this time. My grandma is completely excited about this meeting." The man looked at him quietly, with no emotion in his dark eyes, "I have no plans for a blind date or marriage. Sorry to take up your time."

The girl's heart sank heavily, she quickly concealed the embarrassment in her eyes, and twitched the corners of her mouth in embarrassment: "I didn't think about anything else, I just made friends."

"Sorry, I don't need friends." Xie Siyan said calmly and cruelly, leaving no room for her.

The girl couldn't bear the feeling of impending collapse anymore, covered her mouth and ran away.

After the other party's figure completely disappeared from sight, Xie Siyan turned around and prepared to leave.However, at the next moment, there was a sudden "boom" sound from behind the ancient pine next to it.

"Who?" Xie Siyan turned his head abruptly.

……

Five minutes ago, Yan Shenyu was hiding behind a pine tree, secretly filming Xiao Zhengliang and Xie Xiaoling making out.

Or it is more appropriate to use the word "also".

After all, more than ten minutes have passed, and his hands are sore just holding up the phone, okay?And these two people are still doing that kind of thing!

The scale was so big that Yan Shenyu even wanted to rush over and shout, this is Jinjiang, not Haitang!If you want to do something, at least do it at home with the door closed!

Xie Xiaoling half pushed and half agreed, aggrieved.Xiao Zhengliang is greasy and domineering, evil and charming, speaking self-righteous love words, his eyes are hotter than the spicy oil buns in snail noodles.

Xiao Zhanan said: "He and I are just married."

"Even if I marry him, you will always be my favorite person."

"Don't be afraid, I will accompany you..."

Yan Shenyu: "..."

Pooh, you put such a big green hat on him, and you're still trying to get his property?

This is really a sudden desire to be zero-there is no way!

Yan Shen was so angry that he kicked the tree trunk next to him, but he didn't expect the damage to be here. The next moment, a sharp sound came from behind him.

"Who?!"

Thinking that the two parties found out, Yan Shenyu was so frightened that he almost didn't hold the phone in his hand.

It wasn't until he turned around that he realized that a man had appeared behind him at some point.At this moment, the cold and handsome man was frowning, and his sharp eyes fell on the mobile phone behind him.

"What are you shooting?" the man asked, his voice was deep and cold, as if it was covered with ice.

Is this person with Xiao Zhengliang?

Yan Shenyu hid the phone behind him, and said vigilantly, "It's nothing, just take pictures of the scenery."

With such a guilty conscience, she was secretly filming him.

Xie Siyan ordered in a cold voice: "Delete it."

This person is indeed in the same group as Xiao Zhengliang!

In the past, Yan Shenyu was not cowardly at all, and he couldn't run away if he couldn't win?But the body of the original owner is really too weak, no matter whether it is fighting or running, it is not an opponent at all.

It would be unwise to clash with him here, if Xiao Zhengliang and Xie Xiaoling in the distance were alarmed, and they would fight three against one, then he would be out of luck.

Yan Shenyu hid the phone behind his back, and glanced at the layout of the garden beside him from the corner of his eye, looking for an opportunity to escape.

Before he found a way out, the man had already taken a step forward. The tall figure was approaching like a mountain, and he was about to reach behind him as soon as he stretched out his long hand.

"It's useless if you snatch my phone," Yan Shenyu said while stepping back, "I've already sent the video to someone else."

The face of the man on the other side sank completely.

Yan Shenyu found the right opportunity and prepared to run away, but the next moment, his body was suddenly pulled by a huge force, and only after recovering did he realize that his whole body was pulled into the arms of the man.

With his cheek pressed against his thick chest muscles, a thought suddenly flashed in Yan Shenyu's mind: What kind of perfume does this dog man use?It still smells good.

Ah bah, now is not the time to think about perfume!

The point is that he didn't send the video to anyone at all. If someone deleted it, there would really be no evidence at all!

Yan Shenyu struggled violently, and just moved a few times before the man firmly held down his shoulders.The next moment, the man reached out behind him with a long hand and grabbed his wrist.

Seeing that the phone was about to be robbed, Yan Shenyu's thin body suddenly burst out with a powerful force, and he pressed forward suddenly——

With a sound of "Boom", the two bodies hit the ground heavily, Xie Siyan was at the bottom, and the violent impact made him stunned for a short while.

Yan Shenyu was overjoyed and got up to run.However, before he could stand up, he was dragged back to the grass by the man. The next moment, the man's tall body crushed him down.

Nima, are you still here? !

Yan Shenyu's anger also came up, he hung his hands and legs on the man, and started to fuck him unwillingly, the two of them rolled several times in this twisted position.

He was red-eyed, until there was an exclamation from the flowers in the distance: "Ah—someone!"

Was seen by them? !

Yan Shenyu's body froze, and his hot-blooded brain immediately came back awake.

Absolutely don't let them find out!

Yes, but what should I do? !

There are wolves in the front and tigers in the back, and the goblins are fighting in the front. He is fighting with the macho here. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a perfect escape.

Wait, fight?

Since they are all fighting, the difference between goblin fights and macho fights doesn't seem to be that big...

But can it be fooled?

Forget it, there is no other way now, give it a go, and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle!

Yan Shenyu gritted his teeth, turned over and put the man under him.

Xie Siyan:?

Before he had time to resist, the next moment, something even more outrageous happened.

The young man's palms and toes were propped on both sides of his body, and his body was suspended above his torso, moving back and forth in an extremely strange posture.

Xie Siyan:? ?

"What are you doing?" He frowned even tighter.

"Look, can't you tell?" Yan Shenyu pretended to be calm, "I'm working out."

Xie Siyan: "..."

The author says:

Opening a new article - this time it is a sand sculpture article, I hope you enjoy reading it!

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Put an advance collection of "Roommate Dressed as the Protagonist Attack" for collection——

In Danmei novels, there is often such a plot: the dancers and the sports students live in the same dormitory for some reason, the dancers are exquisite and beautiful, pure and lustful, and they are born straight men; Cai, but he claims to be a straight man.

They tempted each other, teased each other, and finally came together after various seesaws, and then did all kinds of shy things in the dormitory, as if the other two roommates were invisible.

Unfortunately, Bai Nian transmigrated into such an invisible roommate.While being invisible, he also has part-time assists.

Today the protagonist Gong wants to ask the protagonist Shou to go swimming, but the fake straight guy wants to save face and refuses to speak up, so he insists on dragging him as a foil.

Tomorrow the protagonist wants to catch the protagonist to take a bath in the hot spring, but Her Lady Queen is too proud to take the initiative, and even finds an excuse to use him as a cover.

Bai Nian is tossed and tossed by this couple every day, but he has a soft personality and will not refuse, he can only hope that the protagonist, Gong Shou, will get together soon and return him to peace.

Finally, one day, the four people in the dormitory lived in the same room through a trip on New Year's Day.In the novel, this is an important plot for the protagonist Gongshou to clarify his mind.But why, the protagonist Gong Shou, who was supposed to post a post, chose to confess to him at this moment? !

Watching the protagonist Gong Shou, who is controlled by alcohol and in a trance.Bai Nian quickly grabbed his little bath towel: You, don't come here! !

"It's so exciting! So who did you choose in the end?"

"I didn't choose anyone."

"Uh……"

"I'm with another transparent roommate."

Yan Shilu, another transparent roommate in the dormitory, the god of learning who entered the school with the first score in the college entrance examination.Since childhood, he has been calm and self-sufficient, disdainful of love.When someone falls in love, he studies, when someone breaks up, he studies, when someone finds a new partner, he is still learning.

In his eyes, those who just entered college and couldn't wait to fall in love were no different from monkeys in heat.He's human, not a monkey with uncontrollable hormones.

Until that hot spring trip, when that soft roommate who was always bullied hid in his bed with red eyes, Yan Shilu's heart, which was always mechanically regular, throbbed for the first time.

The love came vigorously, subverting his life like a tide.

The soft literary nerd is attacked by X Zhenxiang's seminary school