The little star I hold is a real big guy

The ponies are fine, but the ducks are.

The guest group hurriedly took the pony to the village veterinarian's house. The eldest brother managed to save the pony and not only successfully rescued the pony, but also asserted that it would be fine after a night of sleep.

After listening to the decision, everyone returned to the small courtyard with the pony dog ​​in their arms, only to find that the staff of the program team were holding bowls in their hands, happily eating duck.

Guest group: ?

Sure enough, when Zhang Chaohe rushed to the stove, he saw that the staff were quick to act. Even the duck soup was gone, and the big black and shiny iron pot was wiped clean, not a single chili segment was left.

Zhang Chaohe was furious: "Where's my duck!!"

The other guests looked at Xiao Zhang with admiration and said that he is indeed a legal madman Zhang Wanwan. He has a real iron head and dares to lead the director's team when he rushes forward!

The director team replied calmly: "You have been there for too long, the duck is stewed, so we ate it for you."

With a gesture of his hand, he immediately saw a field manager coming up, holding a fat duck in his left hand and a fat duck in his right hand, standing there like a father-in-law who gave rewards to ministers' homes in ancient times.

The director said loudly: "We will compensate you two ducks!"

Lu Tao was about to pick it up happily, but he saw Mr. Zhang sneered and stepped on the pile of firewood with a sneer, like a black goose force collecting debts.He pointed to the pot and stove next to him, and then pointed to Cheng Jixue who was eating melons and watching a play.

Cheng Jixue was taken aback for a moment, and immediately showed a correct smile cooperatively.

Zhang Chaohe: "Do you know who stewed this duck?"

The director couldn't figure it out, and asked tentatively, "Is it... Cheng Jixue?"

Zhang Chaohe: "It's Michelin restaurant's sous chef, Cheng Jixue!"

Everyone was startled, they didn't expect a master to be around - Cheng Jixue himself was basically immune to Zhang Dae's moves, even if the opponent was attacking on his head, Cheng Jixue could perfectly catch his attack!

I saw Cheng Jixue smiled again, with an inscrutable and deep smile, and she looked like a well-known chef.

Zhang Chaohe was still exaggerating loudly: "How much do you think he can sell for a dish? Can you compensate us with two ducks?"

When the director heard it, he considered that it was indeed delicious, so it should be true.Just as he was about to say that he should compensate the guests with an extra pheasant, Zhang Chaohe said aggressively, "Shouldn't we be compensated with sauerkraut and fish buns, curry cubes and garlic chili sauce?"

Guests: Director Team: That makes sense, Mr. Zhang, what a different way!

Both parties breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. The director felt that it was harmless, and the guests felt that there was hope in the future. Everyone was very satisfied with the compensation result.

Cheng Jixue, on the other hand, obtained three brand-new seasoning packets with his amazing cooking skills, and was praised by the whole group of guests—after the cheers were over, he was immediately assigned to the stove, and began to stir-fry until his hands were green... Now the mushrooms The slices are already completely blue, and they look very poisonous.

When Cheng Jixue was frantically frying the mushroom slices, Zhang Chaohe repeatedly emphasized to fry them for a while, after all, the pony dog ​​still lying on the steps is a lesson from the past!

Because the food was very delicious and everyone felt very hungry after a day of tossing, the food was sold out soon after it was served.

Zhang Chaohe was squatting in a daze on the steps outside the house with a bowl in his hand. At this time, the shrewd, cold, noble and calm Mr. Zhang had disappeared without a trace. He looked like an unemployed youth with a blank expression on his face.

The camera brother approached quietly and captured a few shots. After Zhang Chaohe finished eating the rice in the bowl, he suddenly stretched out the bowl to the camera brother - he just stretched out whatever was in his hand when he was in a daze. He didn't expect to scare the camera brother A jump?

The camera brother hesitated for a moment, touched his pocket, took out a shiny silver one-dollar steel coin, and gently put it into the bowl that Mr. Zhang stretched out.

The air froze.

Zhang Chaohe looked at the one dollar coin in the bowl in disbelief—is this the mood of old man Ji when he scanned the QR code for 500 yuan!

The big brother cameraman was about to pick up the one-dollar steel coin in embarrassment, but Mr. Zhang stood up in shock, holding the steel coin still stained with fried mushroom oil in the bowl, and rushed it to the water pipe to wash it off in three or two steps. , happily rushed into the house - "I have money!"

Zhao Xinyue, who happened to be at the outermost edge of the courtyard, froze for a moment:?

I saw Mr. Zhang, the cool president whose weibo lottery starts at 100 million, was holding a one-dollar steel coin in his hand to share his joy all over the room.

Zhao Xinyue: A plucked phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken—two days ago, if someone told her that Xiao Zhang, the president of Jiasheng, would always hold up a dollar to dance, she would think that the other party was out of his mind.

However, when she saw this scene with her own eyes, she didn't seem very surprised.

ah?Shouldn't Mr. Zhang be this crazy image?

Lu Tao really couldn't stand Mr. Zhang throwing his own image on the ground and stomping on it. He leaned over and reminded him in a low voice: "Mr. Zhang... Please restrain yourself a little, and the program team will cut it into the feature film for you!"

You probably don't want to be the only comedian president of the Zhang Group either! !

Mr. Zhang seemed to have regained his sanity after hearing this. Holding the iron coin in his hand, he ran to the kitchen to find Cheng Jixue, who was packing a bucket of small shell snails, and showed off: "I have a dollar!"

In a variety show where guests can't find a dime in their pockets after searching the entire room, he is already very rich!

Cheng Jixue immediately put down the wire brush in her hand, and praised him earnestly: "Awesome!"

The voices of both of them are very low, and they have the joy of whispering in public.Zhang Chaohe stared at the bucket in front of him, which seemed to be a lot of small shell shells that needed to be cleaned up, and suddenly rolled up his sleeves, and put his hand into the bucket of conch: "I will clean it up with you, and then we..."

In the next second, the two people's hands were intimately held in the bucket—it was Zhang Chaohe who unilaterally grabbed Cheng Jixue's hand!

Zhang Chaohe was caught off guard and held hands with Cheng Jixue, so frightened that he almost squatted on the ground... Xiao Chen who was on the side heard the noise here, stretched his neck and asked, "What's the matter, Cheng?"

Cheng Jixue is now a giant panda-level protected animal in the group, the captain Lu Tao can throw it away, and the special guest Xiao Zhang can always throw it away-Cheng Jixue can't even throw a hair! !

Zhang Chaohe was about to say it's okay, but Cheng Jixue grabbed his hand instead and dragged him to squat firmly.Relying on Zhang Chaohe, Cheng Jixue didn't dare to yell loudly, and the angle of the cameraman didn't seem to be able to capture the bucket, so she pinched the heel of Zhang Chaohe's palm frivolously——

His sense of touch underwater was so sensitive, as if a small fish had slipped through his fingers.

Zhang Chaohe's eyes widened in disbelief, probably because he couldn't believe that this was something Cheng Jixue could do.He jumped up with a whoosh, stared at Cheng Jixue fiercely for a while, then angrily shook the water drops on his hands and rushed towards the door——

The camera brother suddenly became energetic, and rushed up to follow up!

Cheng Jixue secretly bent the corners of his mouth, and continued to brush his little snail, but Xiao Chen next to him didn't understand, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Cheng Jixue smiled at her, with a reserved expression: "Perhaps Mr. Zhang is a little afraid of living snails." He raised his voice and asked, "Mr. Zhang, where are you going?"

And Zhang Chaohe was still immersed in the anger of being molested just now - how could he be molested by Cheng Jixue?This is too much to lose the dignity of his overlord!

Hearing Cheng Jixue's question, Zhang Chaohe sneered, "Buy ice cream!"

He really wanted to buy an ice cream.

On the way back from the veterinarian's brother's house, I saw a small shop on the side of the street, and there was a big freezer in front of the shop, which looked very appetizing.

The rich and the small Mr. Zhang weighed the coin in his hand, swaggered open the freezer door and picked it out.Since he only had one dollar, Zhang Chaohe deliberately chose one with an unattractive outer packaging.

The boss glanced at the popsicle in his hand, and said in a lazy tone, "Eight yuan."

Zhang Chaohe couldn't believe it: ...

He changed to another ice cream with a particularly ugly plastic skin. This time the boss told him: "Four yuan."

Still the same sentence, Mr. Zhang, a domineering president who draws millions of dollars, is just dazed by the freezer in the countryside because he has no money to buy ice cream.

The big cameraman laughed so hard that his face cramped, and he tried his best not to laugh out loud—only Xiao Zhang said with difficulty: "Then, is there any ice cream for one yuan?"

Unexpectedly, the ice cream assassin can assassinate me at any time! !

Zhang Chaohe didn't realize that it was actually because he was too poor now... any ice cream he took out from the freezer could kill him.

The boss glanced at him, probably because he couldn't imagine that this well-dressed young man only bought ice cream for one yuan.He pointed at the wholesale-style ice cream wrapped in oiled paper and packed in a transparent plastic bag next to him: "Well, it's fifty cents apiece, you can buy two."

Thank you, Ice Cream Man!Zhang Chaohe really didn't expect that there were conscience ice cream worth fifty cents in this day and age. He paid the money quickly, and deliberately chose two with relatively complete and beautiful wrapping paper, and sat down on the steps outside.

He also handed one to the camera brother.

The eldest brother was flattered, but for the best shooting angle, he still chose to stand opposite Mr. Zhang while eating and taking pictures.Mr. Zhang unwrapped the parchment paper, took a tentative bite, was stunned for a moment, stared at this ordinary-looking ice cream in disbelief—then took another bite!

It looks ugly, but it's delicious! !

Zhang Chaohe immediately rushed back to the small store and asked the boss which factory made the ice cream. The boss seemed very puzzled: "The local ice cream is made of milk and eggs, of course it is delicious!"

Zhang Chaohe was shocked when he heard this—this kind of real and delicious ice cream only sells for [-] cents a piece, but the one next to it costs [-] yuan a piece!

How dare you!

Zhang Chaohe returned to the set with an ice cream stick in his mouth, and deliberately went to the director and said he wanted to call the assistant on his mobile phone.The director originally wanted to decline, but he was afraid that Mr. Zhang had something important to do in the company, so he deliberately asked, "Is there something important?"

Zhang Chaohe said in a deep tone: "Yes... I'm going to start to clean up the ice cream market!"

director:……

Under the supervision of the director team, Zhang Chaohe briefly asked for his phone back, and he called Chen Tezhu.Chen Tezhu was stroking the cat, thinking that he could temporarily get rid of my crazy boss... The next second the phone rang to remind him to die.

It's his psychotic boss.

Chen Tezhu answered the phone with a tragic mood: "Hey Mr. Zhang, you..."

"You book the next flight right now," Zhang Chaohe said in a cold tone, unable to hide his excitement, "then come to this address and bring a copy of the purchase contract along the way...and a lawyer."

Chen Tezhu secretly pinched his thigh - Zhang is always recording a show, right?Why did he sound like he was buying the whole village? ?

Gu Yunhe County is not guilty of this!

"Did something happen?" Chen Tezhu asked tentatively.

"I want to buy an ice cream factory." On the other side of the phone, Mr. Zhang's voice was extremely calm, and he couldn't tell that it was a man who only had one yuan in his pocket a few minutes ago.

Chen Tezhu deducted a few question marks in doubt:?

Why did you just record a show and go to a poor county to buy an ice cream factory?

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Chaohe wandered back to the courtyard with the eaten ice cream stick in his mouth.He went straight to the back kitchen. Cheng Jixue had just finished processing the small shell snails and was washing them with cold well water. Then he put them aside and prepared to make snail noodles without sour bamboo shoots for breakfast tomorrow morning.

Zhang Chaohe held up the ice cream stick in front of him provocatively: "Did you see? I just ate ice cream."

Cheng Jixue tilted her head, smiled at him in a good-tempered manner, and started making potato flour.

Zhang Chaohe is like a bear child pestering his parents who are cooking at home, persistently chasing him around: "It's delicious."

Cheng Jixue finally gave him a straight look—then pointed at the corner of Zhang Chaohe's mouth with her wet fingertips, and continued to clean up the potato flour.

Zhang Chaohe touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously...it seemed a little sticky, he rolled it with the tip of his tongue.

Ah, ice-cream flavor--what the hell!

So just now, with this face, he dragged [-] million and said "I want to buy an ice cream factory" in front of the director team? !

Zhang Chaohe covered his head in pain - he couldn't imagine what the director's team was going through just now.

My overlord halo.

My first name.

My elite aura.

They all died under a drop of ice cream.

It seemed that even Zhang Chaohe himself was dead.

Until going to bed at night, Zhang Chaohe spread the quilt for himself, and then lay down peacefully, like a cold and heartless corpse - he couldn't imagine how many people would laugh at him after the feature film was broadcast.

He closed his eyes and fell asleep smoothly.

However, Cheng Jixue next to her: it was the first time for two people to live in the same bed—it may not be appropriate to describe it as a bed, it should be a Datong bunk.Zhang Chaohe fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes, without any shyness or longing.

It was as if there was a stone lying beside him.

Cheng Jixue thought suspiciously: Am I not attractive at all in his eyes?When sharing the same bed, would he rather close his eyes than look at me?

Am I the rock or is he the rock?

Cheng Jixue couldn't figure it out, he wanted to do some tricks secretly, but Zhang Chaohe had already let out a steady breath, and went to the night party with Duke Zhou.

He turned himself into the lying position of the dead body of the same style, and closed his eyes without words. If he couldn't run in front of the big goose, he was destined to be thrown away by the big goose.

He finally understood.

The next day Zhang Chaohe was picked up by Lu Tao alive.

The quality of his sleep is surprisingly good. Cheng Jixue was the first to get up because he had to cook the soup, but he didn't move; Feng Yingyu next to him got up early and went outside to practice boxing in the morning, he didn't know anything about it; when Lu Tao woke up, Zhang Chaohe was on one leg Zhi Leng lay outside the blanket, buried his face in the pillow, and fell asleep like a happy pig.

Lu Tao pushed his hand silently: "Mr. Zhang?"

Zhang Chaohe remained motionless.

Lu Tao glanced at the empty Datong bunk, feeling slightly ashamed that there were only the two of them left on the bed.Countdown No. 2 decided to drag Countdown No. 1 forward together. He tugged at Zhang Chaohe: "Mr. Zhang—wake up!"

The bad-hearted cameraman even pointed the camera at Zhang Chaohe's face, and gave a high-definition close-up—even with such a death perspective and morning edema, Mr. Zhang's face can still be punched, and probably he can still kill everyone in seconds actor.

Camera Brother: Who will let him make movies and stop being the president?

Zhang Chaohe was finally picked up, he changed clothes and put on shoes sluggishly, and the semi-permanent domineering side parted head finally revealed the true face of the chicken coop.Holding the tooth jar in his hand, Zhang Chaohe calmly said good morning to everyone.

Then he also found this problem.

No hair dryer, no hairspray, his side parted back... It seems that he won't be back in a short time?Zhang Chaohe finally regained his energy - he looked at the mirror for several looks, and felt that none of them suited his domineering and cool temperament.

Fortunately, he looks domineering, not like a high school student.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he saw Xiao Chen looking at him lovingly: "Boss Zhang, you are so young."

Zhang Chaohe: After two steps, Feng Yingyu came over and said, "Mr. Zhang, you look like my college student cousin."

Zhang Chaohe: The director came over: "Mr. Zhang——"

Zhang Chaohe PTSD: "Do you also want to say that I look young!"

The director was silent for a while: "Actually, you look quite mature."

Zhang Chaohe, who was just told that he was young and didn't like it, and when he heard others say that he was old, didn't like it:?

Seeing that Xiao Zhang always had a tendency to breathe fire, the director hurriedly said, "I'm here to tell you about the upcoming event!"

This morning's activity is very simple. It is to visit the woodcarving at Master You's home.This master's family has been woodcarving craftsmen for generations. However, with the development of laser engraving technology in recent years, woodcarving skills have gradually declined. There are no apprentices and children in the master's family anymore.

Master You may be the last woodcarver in Gu Yunhe.

Because the distance is not far away, the guests went there on foot. Along the way, Zhang Chaohe was reminiscing about the snail noodle soup just now... It was so delicious, it was really delicious. Although there were only basic kitchen seasoning gift packs, Zhang Chaohe was also crazy about it. I ate two bowls.

He whispered to Cheng Jixue: "If you can't make money in the entertainment industry in the future, open a restaurant."

Cheng Jixue looked at him in surprise, as if she really wanted to laugh: "Didn't you say that I would definitely be famous?"

Why do you even think about opening a restaurant to make money to support your family after you can't become popular?

Zhang Chaohe spoke sincerely: "Because your cooking is really delicious."

My stomach has fallen in love with you in advance, I'm sorry Xiaocheng!

Cheng Jixue smiled and said, "I'll cook for you what you want to eat when I get back." He blinked, "As long as you want, I can cook your favorite dishes every day."

It's too earthy.Cheng Jixue said in his heart, I can't say it.

Zhang Chaohe was full of surprise: "Really? Then you are at a loss living in my house?"

He suggested seriously and earnestly: "Let me give you a raise!"

Goose translation: I can apply for nanny, part-time lunch cook.

Cheng Jixue: I shouldn't expect the goose's brain to be normal!

The grievance he felt about sleeping against the stone last night surged up, Cheng Jixue quietly withdrew her mouth, and suddenly stepped forward, leaving Zhang Chaohe far behind!

Zhang Chaohe looked at Cheng Jixue's thorny back in disbelief, and then at the video camera brother who followed him: ...

Is this how brothers with girlfriends feel?

Brother Camera: Don't look at me, I don't understand what your little lovers are thinking all day long.

Soon everyone arrived at Master You’s house. Master You’s house was like a small woodwork factory. Because he had to make money to support his family, Master You usually took on some carpentry work—for example, there was a wood shavings lying on the ground. The prototype of a small cabinet.

The master happened to be trimming the corners of the cabinet, so he borrowed this work to show the guests his skills.I saw that the master's wrist was hanging in the air, and the free hand pressed the cabinet, and with a random stroke, a whole smooth linear surface was pushed out!

The guest group were all amazed. The master turned into a human body printer to precisely control the knife, and planed out a plane decisively and quickly!

Everyone applauded, and when they visited other works by the master, they were even more amazed, saying that the master is among the people—there is a wood carving of a butterfly that Zhang Chaohe couldn’t put it down. The textures are subtly blended into the dancing butterfly shapes, as if the butterflies come alive!

I don't know why he thought of Cheng Jixue at first glance... Zhang Chaohe took a sneak peek at Cheng Jixue, only to find that he was staring at a living crab ornament in a daze.

Zhang Chaohe sighed: Who would make the handsome guy of the Zhang family love his wife—although the horoscope seems to have just started, he, a shameless person, has already started to call his wife directly!

He secretly asked the director team if it was possible to make an order. He really liked the butterfly sculpture. The director hesitated for a while, but he helped to order this decoration with the master.

After some introductions, the activity that requires the participation of guests this morning finally started - wood carving.After introducing the basic knife skills, the master gave everyone a set of basic knives and a piece of wood a little bigger than the palm of your hand.

Each piece of wood has a unique pattern, and it is up to the guests to figure out how to show the unique beauty of the wood and at the same time express a certain meaning.

After the work is completed, it will be commented by the master, and the best creative one will be selected, and the mysterious award provided by the program group will be awarded.

Everyone began to think about the wood in their hands, and Zhang Chaohe was no exception.He turned the wood around, trying to find a suitable angle as an entry point for association. His pattern was quite regular, but for Zhang Chaohe, it just wasn't very good.

He actually liked the slightly twisted piece of water-rippled wood in Cheng Jixue's hand.

Zhang Chaohe had already figured it out, if he got the piece of wood, he would carve a mermaid—if his hands weren't so clumsy as to just rent it.

He turned the piece of wood in his hands left and right, and found that the pattern on the wood seemed to have an axis point... He looked around like a student who secretly observes where other people answered the questions during the exam.

Most people have already started contouring their wood and are ready to start competing in abstract art.

Zhang Chaohe smiled confidently, and then began to sculpt.

He looked calm and seemed to have a plan in mind, even the director's team's eyes were attracted to him!

The two directors chatted in confusion: "What is he carving?" "Looks like a ball?"

Zhang Chaohe was indeed carving a ball!After measuring the distance, he made a decisive move, planning to carve the symmetrical piece of wood into... a ball.

And Cheng Jixue is carving dragon heads - although he has not dabbled in the field of carving, he has the experience of carving radishes before, so he has a deeper understanding of the structure of knives and some Yin and Yang carvings than others.

It can be said that if he wants to, he must be the champion of this competition.

He wanted to see if Zhang Chaohe had the possibility of surpassing him... Even if the possibility was not very high, it would be good for him to manually release the water, so that he could happily take the first place!

As a result, Cheng Jixue turned her head, only to find that Zhang Chaohe was fixing...a ball.

An unconventional, ball.

Cheng Jixue: Forget it, I'll just work hard on my own.

He lowered the knife quickly, following the smooth ribbon patterns on the wood, and began to carve the dragon's body.

Two hours passed quickly, and everyone showed their works one after another.It can be seen that everyone still has a lot of ideas. Although the knife skills are immature and the shape of the utensil is crooked, it is still quite good in terms of design.

Cheng Jixue's back dragon sculpture is indeed very eye-catching. Putting his works together with other people's works, it is like a high-level gangster hanging and beating a Novice Village player!

In the next second, the senior boss was hanged by the work of the god-level master Mr. Zhang!

Zhang Chaohe's work is very simple, just a smooth ball.Since there is no complicated process like others, he even has time to polish the wooden balls to 3000 mesh.

Even the well-informed Master You was silent. He looked at the ball left and right for a while, and asked hesitantly, "What is this?"

Mr. Zhang smiled calmly: "This is the universe."

He pointed to the radioactive wood grain on the surface of the wooden ball and explained: "This is the star line."

"My universe contains everything."

By the master: director group: other guests: so you carved a ball? ?

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