The little star I hold is a real big guy

After going up the mountain for half an hour, the guest group had a fruitful battle.

Not only did they pick up a lot of beautiful and big fungi, but the villagers also taught them how to judge the flora according to the growth of the fungus, and they were often able to pull out piece after piece of fungus nests in the wet dead branches and grass stalks.

Zhang Chaohe also touched "Jianshouqing" personally - it looks very cute, very similar to the mushroom in Super Mario, when you touch the tender goose-yellow mushroom cap with your hand, it turns as if it has been beaten. It became cyan!

Zhang Chaohe put this porcelain-touching red onion fungus into Cheng Jixue's basket... After all, his basket is full of weird little things: weird and cute poisonous mushrooms, a whole branch Beautiful but hard-to-bite fruits, grotesque flowers and plants...even a complete snake slough!

Zhao Xinyue: It's over, the boss has started to go crazy again - why pick up snake skins! !

Cheng Jixue was in a good mood: "You can take it back to dry and cook it and keep it." He opened his basket and said, "You can pour the mushrooms in, and if you find other interesting ones on the way, I can put them in yours as well." in the basket."

Zhao Xinyue: Is this why I am still thinking about the holy will when others get promoted?

She watched helplessly as Cheng Jixue took the boss's fungus, and happily stuffed the snake slough into her empty basket.

And the fellow who was still cruel and unkind just now, who was not allowed to touch this or that, seemed to be invisible, and opened another meadow: "There are broom mushrooms here."

The big cameraman also came over and took a close-up of this lovely coral-like fungus.

Just at this moment, a dull-looking gray squirrel suddenly ran past everyone!It swished up the tree twice, stood on a branch and looked at Zhang Chaohe——

Zhang Chaohe was ready to move: He turned his head and looked at the big brother of the program group with a strong desire for survival: "Can you catch it?"

Some wild squirrels are not allowed to be caught. It is illegal to catch one, and more than ten will be punished. Zhang Chaohe asked the staff first to prevent problems before they happen.

Staff: How do I know the species of squirrels!

However, several staff members discussed it, and everyone took a step back: "You can't catch it, but you can touch it and have a look."

Zhang Chaohe turned his head obediently: "Master, will you catch this?"

The fellow was amused by him. He casually grabbed a small fruit from Zhang Chaohe's basket, whistled, and waved his hand. The gray squirrel's eyes immediately focused on his hand.

"The mountains here are not deep, and many people come in to pick up the fungus. The squirrels are not afraid of people." The fellow introduced: "If you go further in, you can't see the squirrels."

Zhang Chaohe said with emotion: "Just bully the stupid."

The silly squirrel really fell for it, thinking that he had encountered a stupid two-legged beast that would offer food, Le Zaizai took the initiative to jump close, and then was grabbed by the fellow!

The squirrel was dumbfounded for two seconds, and immediately wailed like a mouse——

The fellow signaled that everyone could touch it, so the three of them lined up and carefully touched the back of the squirrel's neck.After the children finished sightseeing, the fellow let go of his hands, and the squirrel jumped down with a whiz, and fled away without looking back.

Brother Camera: In the later stage, Mr. Zhang has to give the arrow of "disgusting dogs"!

They can still pick up so many fungus at this point, purely because the program group has already paid for this piece of land for the effect of the program-the three of them picked a lot, and they are going to go home.

Halfway there, the little electric donkey that sent them into the village suddenly appeared again?The director team said that Luan Zhang and the others not only caught crayfish in the pond, but even started fishing. Now they decided to let them join Luan Zhang's team to carry out fishing activities.

Zhang Chaohe is eager to try!

You can touch fish! !

When they arrived at the pond in disgrace, they found that Luan Zhang and Feng Yingyu had caught two large boxes of crayfish and a mess of small snails, and they were looking at a fishing rod squatting fish.

Feng Yingyu waved at them: "Come on - go fishing!"

A faint mist rose from the mountains in the distance, mixed with the smoke from the houses in the mountains, as if a huge net had been opened to catch the precariously strong sunset.

Yu Xia shone brightly, dyeing thousands of hectares of green waves into the color of maple syrup.

Zhang Chaohe leisurely set up another pole - the original owner was fond of sea fishing when he was a child, so he was also very skilled in his movements.Feng Yingyu came over and said, "The fish here are not easy to catch, and we haven't caught a single one for a long time."

Zhang Chaohe: "Look at me showing my hand."

After 10 minutes passed, Zhao Xinyue showed Zhang Chaohe the big-shelled snail she had just caught in surprise;

Twenty minutes later, Feng Yingyu came over with two green-skinned duck eggs in her hands and said that there seemed to be wild ducks over there, should I catch them;

Ten minutes later, the guests who had caught the duck came back happily with the duck, but Zhang Chaohe still didn't catch a single fish.

Zhao Xinyue provoked: "How many did Mr. Zhang catch?" She added cheaply: "We caught wild ducks."

Zhang Chaohe was wondering if there were any fucking fish in this broken pond, and Zhao Xinyue dared to challenge Mr. Zhang's authority—only Mr. Zhang sneered and said, "I advise you to let the duck go!"

Zhao Xinyue: "?"

Just listen to Mr. Zhang Zhengyi's awe-inspiring words: "The hunting of wild ducks is illegal hunting. It may violate the crime of killing precious and endangered wild animals. It may be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than five years or criminal detention, and a fine."

Zhao Xinyue: "..."

She let out a long "Huh?"

Mr. Zhang turned the offensive with just one sentence, and beheaded Zhao Xinyue and others who were jumping over with ducks on the spot!The guests scrambled and ran back to deliver the ducks... Zhang Chaohe took the opportunity to put away the fishing rod!

Barely even, you didn't catch a duck and I didn't catch a fish!

The mountain village in the evening was quiet and peaceful, and the guests returned to the small courtyard with the ingredients they had collected all afternoon.

The director's group posed for the ingredients, and the guests cheered that it was time to start cooking dinner——Zhang Chaohe took a peek at Cheng Jixue, and his eyes implied expectations and prayers!

Cheng Jixue also secretly smiled at him, implying acceptance.

Everyone came to the kitchen, but found that the stove was empty, except for the bucket, there was not even a salt shaker!

The guests suddenly wailed—the director team showed a wicked smile, and began to blare the loudspeaker again: "I believe everyone has already discovered that in addition to the ingredients you got today, you still lack relevant seasonings——"

I saw the staff roll out a small trolley with all kinds of condiments neatly stacked on the cart, not only the conventional oil, salt sauce, vinegar, soy sauce, oil-intensive soy sauce, etc., but also old godmother, curry cubes and even hot pot bottom Food and other fast food package products!

Each type of condiment is pasted with a note with Arabic numerals - "2" for oil, salt and sugar, "3" for soy sauce, soy sauce, oil-consuming fish sauce, etc., and "5" for instant food packs. Horrible "6" or "[-]"!

Luan Zhang is well aware of the routines of the dog program group: "Is this the price of exchange?"

Director: "Yes, everyone needs to complete the task together, and finally exchange the required seasoning packets according to the points obtained!"

Xiao Chen couldn't wait: "What is the mission, tell me!"

Although everyone is not hungry, they really want to eat——

Tonight there are not only crayfish, but also mushrooms and local pork, and because the wild ducks can't be caught, they got a duck for nothing by threatening the program group!

Just thinking about it makes my mouth water!

The program team smiled mysteriously and brought everyone into the room—the Switch that Mr. Zhang smuggled in had been connected, the TV LCD screen was placed on the standby interface, and the mini-games carefully selected by Zhang Chaohe were lined up!

The guests were excited: "Oh oh oh!"

It turned out to be a game score - isn't this easy to catch?

The director patted the horn: "Considering the high demand for playing games, our director team decided to add game competitions to the challenge after discussion!"

"After all, we are also a caring and good program group, we are not some devils!"

Zhang Chaohe: Sure enough, CCTV's father's program group is full of atmosphere!

Everyone looked at the director team excitedly, and the assistant director smiled slightly: "The challenge this time is to clear the game and get the corresponding shopping points based on the score of the customs clearance. A-level 3 points, B-level 2 points, and C-level 2 points. Each group There are five opportunities to challenge, and you will get double points for challenging the guardian monster level. Seven people will be divided into four groups, three groups will challenge the double mode, and the other guest will challenge the single mode alone.”

Hearing this description, Zhang Chaohe suddenly had a bad feeling: "What game are we challenging?"

The director team collectively showed a puzzled smile: ""Cuphead."

Zhang Chaohe:! !

ah?You challenged Cuphead with a group of players who didn't necessarily play games with a controller?

What's the difference between this and letting a warrior wearing novice equipment fight a dragon, bro! !

Zhang Chaohe immediately protested: "Cuphead is too difficult. Considering that the guests present may not be able to get started immediately, I suggest changing the game!"

But he was ruthlessly dismissed by the director team: "Life is full of challenges."

Don't you want to play games!Play for me——

The director was still pissed: "With Xiao Zhang always around, at least we can guarantee to earn a set of oil, salt and sugar, right!"

Call you to smuggle game consoles!

Zhang Chaohe was silent—everyone also realized that the challenge game was not easy, and began to discuss the grouping mode.At present, Zhang Chaohe, who seems to be considered a game master, presides over the overall situation. He first asked: "Do you have any friends who have played cuphead?"

The audience was silent... Cheng Jixue suddenly raised his hand a little: "I..." He hesitated for a moment, bit his lower lip: "I have seen game anchors play this."

Okay, let’s assume he’s played it before, Zhang Chaohe asked again: “Who has experience playing games with a controller?”

This time Luan Zhang, Feng Yingyu and Zhao Xinyue all raised their hands——Zhao Xinyue said embarrassedly: "I've only played farming games..."

Luan Zhang was quite calm: "I have played 3A masterpieces."

Zhang Chaohe immediately had a new understanding of these two seniors!He hesitated for a moment: "Or let's learn from Tian Ji in horse racing."

The two groups who have never been in touch with handle games, can count points, but cannot be knocked down; Luan Zhang, whose game level is said to be higher, and Cheng Jixue, who has seen the game commentary; Feng Yingyu, who is relatively familiar with the operation methods of handle games, and Zhao Xinyue's group.

Zhang Chaohe is in his own group and challenges the single player mode.

This will at least ensure that everyone can make a set of oil, salt and sugar tonight...

The guests took turns to learn how to operate, and even had a trial play - the result was horrible, Zhang Chaohe did some calculations, not to mention the hot pot base tonight, it is an extravagant hope to be able to change the seasoning of the 3rd gear!

The director team officially announced the start of the game, and the [-]th century Disney-style retro game screen was slowly loaded. Zhang Chaohe directly chose the guarding level of the first map, and fought passionately with pumpkin heads, garlic and carrots. People's blood pressure soared, and even two of them failed to pass the level after five.

Zhang Chaohe got an A and two Bs in total. In this way, taking into account the rule of doubling the challenge points, this round of Zhang Chaohe's turn is over, and the guest group got a total of 14 points!

Lu Tao made up his mind: "Great, you get 2 points of oil, 2 points of salt, 2 points of sugar, and light soy sauce, too!"

In fact, the director team didn’t have too much trouble for the guests—Mr. Zhang, a game enthusiast, won the basic seasoning gift package alone. Even if the guests in the back are bad, they won’t be able to eat boiled cabbage tonight?

The second group played the game rookie Lu Tao and Xiao Chen's group. The two chose the normal level... but did not expect that the normal level was more difficult than the guard level?

Guarding checkpoints can at least stand still and shoot wildly, but in ordinary checkpoints, you have to run forward while hiding from monsters!

What ordinary level, this is clearly a difficulty trap! !

As expected, the guests in the rookie group were beaten so that they shaved their heads bald, so the two groups that appeared later decided to change their strategy temporarily, and everyone went to Mang Town to guard the checkpoint!

Win double points, lose no loss!

Zhang Chaohe crazily commanded outside the field, and soon Feng Yingyu and his team successfully scored two C grades, gaining 4 points!

When Cheng Jixue and Luan Zhang came on stage, the guest group already had 18 points in their hands, which was a huge sum of money!You can even buy hot pot base ingredients!

Luan Zhang and Cheng Jixue looked very calm, and they also managed to get two B grades, scoring 8 points, amidst the screams and wailing of other guests!

The director team handed over a stack of thick round cardboard coins to the excited guests. Lu Tao immediately cheered with 26 banknotes and joined the buying queue!

After everyone's discussion, Lu Tao first exchanged the most basic oil, salt, sweet and sour thirteen incense and light soy sauce.

Tokens - 19, 7 remaining.

You can only choose one of the curry and hot pot base... Everyone weighed the weight of the two packages, and think the hot pot base is more versatile and can be eaten for a longer time?

And with the hot pot base, you can eat stir-fried crayfish tonight!

Tokens - 6, 1 remaining.

The guests rushed to the kitchen with the condiments they had earned through hard work. The kitchen was in full swing, and Cheng Jixue was honorably in charge of the cooking, while others helped prepare the ingredients.

Feng Yingyu was assigned the task of cutting mushrooms, and other guests repeatedly told him to wash his hands after cutting to prevent poisoning from eating fungi by mistake.

The director team said helplessly: "Actually, the fungus is not a poison that seals the throat at the sight of blood—"

Zhao Xinyue suddenly said: "Red umbrellas and white poles, let's lie down together after eating!"

At the beginning of her speech, other guests also sang together: "Red umbrellas and white poles, after eating, lie down on the board, sleep on the board, and then bury the mountain together!"

The magical nursery rhymes immediately flooded the entire small courtyard. The director held his forehead helplessly, as if he was in despair.Amid the singing of "Buried Mountains and Mountains", Cheng Jixue stewed the duck first, and then started to cook the crayfish in a frying pan. The blanched crayfish was like a red gemstone, glistening with oil. very tempting.

Zhang Chaohe glanced eagerly, and suddenly remembered that beautiful night with boiled fish.

Two people, no other light bulbs, boiled fish, perfectly proportioned chili soup oil.

I'm sorry, the stir-fried crayfish with hot pot base is all scum! !

Cheng Jixue's hands are very fast, comparable to a professional chef.Everyone's eyes turned green from his skillful frying of the crayfish—but Cheng Jixue said suddenly, "It would be nice to stuff the crayfish with a can of beer."

Everyone turned their attention to the director team: the director team was very embarrassed: "Well... there is really no such thing."

Who would have thought that Cheng Jixue, who looked like a professional chef, was among the guests!The culinary skills of the old guests are basically equal to "proficient", and the new guests don't look like close cooks-you can't look like a person, the gentle and delicate Cheng Jixue can actually lift a small bag full of food with one hand. A large iron pot with an integral structure of lobster and oil!

Is this Tonghammer Huadan? !

While the duck is still stewing, the fresh peppery crayfish are out of the oven!Cheng Jixue took care of the other side dishes and placed them neatly by the chopping board, planning to wait until the duck was almost stewed before frying other dishes.

The guests returned to the house with two large pots of crayfish, chatting and eating the crayfish.Everyone was full of praise for Cheng Jixue's culinary skills - in front of the food, Cheng Jixue was awarded today's MVP on the spot!

Cheng Jixue contributed a lot to eating braised crayfish instead of steamed crayfish today!Zhao Xinyue didn't like Cheng Jixue at first - all Jiasheng knew that she was a noble concubine, and Xiao Zhang always treated him very preferentially.

Zhao Xinyuexin said, what virtue and ability can he have?I am the honorable first sister, with super traffic!

But in the face of the crayfish, Zhao Xinyue: The traffic is all false, and the crayfish is the eternal god!

She said with emotion: "I thought that the hot pot base can be used directly for cooking... I didn't expect to add light soy sauce and sugar for seasoning."

Cheng Jixue explained: "Actually, it can be used directly, but after all, it is a hot pot ingredient. I think it needs to be supplemented in terms of taste."

Zhang Chaohe pulled out another crayfish head—he was too lazy to peel the shell carefully, so he nimbly hooked the shrimp meat out of the shell with the tip of his tongue and threw it away.He said in his heart that he really wanted to show off, but it was just so-so... It was so delicious, we had to look at the boiled fish that day!

Instant food packs will kill the noble soul of the chef!

Everyone was scrambling for shrimps, when Xiao Chen suddenly exclaimed: "Look, what is the dog doing?"

I saw the pony dog ​​chewing wildly at the air around the table where the guests were sitting, walking two steps back and two steps back, still insisting on gnawing bones?

A group of people watched in bewilderment as the dog performed without a physical object, and the actor Feng Yingyu felt that dogs are better at acting than fresh meat these days—suddenly he paused, even the hand holding the crayfish froze: "Oops! "

Everyone looked at him suspiciously.

"When I was cutting the mushrooms just now, I actually lost a piece of mushroom feet that I cut off and didn't want." Feng Yingyu was silent for a while: "It couldn't have been eaten by a puppy..."

So if a person is poisoned by fungus, he will see Snow White and the seven dwarfs dancing on the ceiling - if a dog is poisoned by fungus, he will see fleshy bones dancing on the floor?

So reasonable? ?

The author says:

So in fact, I failed to update at 0:[-] two days ago, because I was fighting against Cuphead. I strongly recommend everyone to play Cuphead. It is fun and fun??? [Muffling]

Still because of the problem of broken chapters, the remaining 1k words will be released together with tomorrow's one!

[I didn’t say a word about what I said today, so you can’t hahaha me! ! 】

Bobo fed the cuties today!Give each of the hahaha stinky treasures a punch—[loud]

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!