The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Lu Keyun covered his hands with Big Brother He for a while, touched its slippery feathers a few times, and then held it to let it stretch out its small mung bean-sized eyes in front of him, and seriously warned the other party: "No more, I'm really a fish fry Shrimp seedlings and snail seedlings can’t be bought anymore, so hurry up and go back and forth from wherever.”

That obviously wouldn't work, the crane group still persevered in trying to drive this human being to reopen the small fish and shrimp cafeteria, Lu Keyun could only walk forward with a heavy load, and tried to get close to the tractor with a big white bird.

Now he doesn't care about this tractor at all. Really, compared with the birds on his body, how gentle and kind is the silent tractor, and it can also help reclaim wasteland. Good tractor" award certificate.

"Cuckoo!"

"Cuckoo Pigeon!"

"Cuckoo!"

Wait, what is Gu Gu Jiu, don't think that being cute can be exchanged for small fish.

The first tug-of-war competition between humans and white cranes is now underway. The following live report is sent back by a walking tractor: The white cranes are more powerful than the birds, and they are about to pick the fruits of staged victory.

Lu Keyun was forcibly dragged back to the pond, big white cranes and small white cranes surrounded him, looking at him expectantly and longingly.

If things go on like this, don’t try to plow the land well today. If the plowing is not good, you can’t sow seeds. If you can’t sow, you won’t have a harvest. , or sister? Let me go to farm first, okay? In fact, I am really poor, and I may starve to death if I don’t farm. A poor dog died of starvation in his yard, even the white cranes wailed for him, so moved."

Um?I always feel that there is something wrong with the next few sentences.

Obviously other people also have doubts: "Aren't you a human being? How could you become a dog? Could it be that you are actually a dog spirit?"

"What the hell, dog spirit hahahahaha. No way, no way, no one really doesn't know what a poor dog means. What about single dogs, are single dog spirits and dog spirits the same breed?" Lu Keyun laughed Finished, suddenly felt a cold on the back.

Isn't he the only living person in this whole farm, who is talking to him?The atmosphere changed instantly!

Following the place where the sound came from, he stared blankly forward, and saw a pair of straight long legs appearing where the white crane's fluffy chest was just now, shrouded in a slightly transparent white gauze robe, and the corners of the clothes were naturally Excessive into black, flowing.

Above the long legs is a perfectly proportioned waist, which is tied in a belt printed with light golden auspicious clouds. Above the waist and abdomen is a flat chest, a slender and beautifully curved neck, and a very stunning face.

Good to see male and female indiscriminate.

Three thousand black hair spread down from the top of his head, hanging down to his waist, and the breeze blew a few strands of hair, bringing a special fragrance filled with water vapor.Like, like... like the smell of his little pond.

???

!!!

Lu Keyun immediately understood that he hadn't woken up from a dream at all, that's why he was dreaming about such a mess, right?

In other words, even eating wontons before was all fake?I feel sorry for Wonton, it's all because the dream is so realistic, it's so real that it's a bit scary, maybe he can feel the feeling when he touches this handsome cool guy's abs, it must be pretty good.

Since it is a dream, if you don't touch it, you don't touch it. I touch it.

Lu Keyun, who was too free and unrestrained in the dream, unceremoniously pressed both hands on the waist of this strange cool guy, squeezed left and right, and murmured with a silly smile. Muscular people are amazing, look at the elasticity, look at the curvature, look at this...

Uh, why do you always feel that your actions are a bit wretched?

I swear to heaven that he is just envious of those who have time to exercise and manage their bodies well, and he has absolutely no strange thoughts!Forget it or don't touch it, go back to bed and lie down to end this strange dream. The clean courtyard, fragrant wontons and real tractors are waiting for him!

So Lu Keyun withdrew his hand so generously and naturally, turned around and walked back to the house calmly, lay down on the bed and closed his eyes neatly, not forgetting to say: "Wake up, wake up, there is everything in the dream." ~"

There was a whole yard of frightened and stunned white cranes and a handsome cool guy with an incredulous face.

He slowly lowered his head and glanced at the waist just touched by Lu Keyun, and exclaimed in amazement, "How can human beings do this? Human beings are so, so unreserved, hum!"

And what does it mean that he went to sleep after touching it? It's so daring!

Three hours later, Lu Keyun woke up again.

He touched his face in a daze, and couldn't remember why he didn't reclaim the wasteland but slept until now, until the memory of the "dream" gradually recovered.

It was terrible, probably because of the heavy psychological shadow that month, he actually dreamed that a large group of overlord cranes came to eat and drink with him crazily, and then a strange beauty appeared. Stop laughing like a pervert.

But it is said that day and night dream, how could dream of a strange man, really strange.

What's even more strange is that when he walked into the living room, he found that the beauty in his dream was sitting on his sofa watching TV with indifference, while a cross talk show was playing on the TV, and there were occasional insincere laughter in the background .

This picture is so beautiful that he dare not look at it.

When the beauty slowly turned her head back and stared at him coldly, Lu Keyun squeezed her arm vigorously and murmured: "What's the matter, don't tell me I'm not awake yet, can I still be dreaming within dreams?"

The beautiful and cool long-haired man frowned at him, and said impatiently: "Are you a dog spirit or a human being, and you dare to ignore me? Do you know what happened to the guy who dared to ignore me all these years?" ?”

Lu Keyun flattered subconsciously: "What, what's the matter?"

Cool Brother: "I don't know either."

"...Huh?" Wait, the point is not at all whether this is good or not, what does dog essence mean, the other party also said this word in the dream before, is he dreaming? !

He rushed into the bathroom in three steps at a time, Lu Keyun looked in the mirror, um, he could see his face clearly, it was still so pleasing to the eye, when he grabbed it with his hand, red marks appeared immediately.I stomped my feet hard again, and my thighs hurt.

So he wasn't dreaming at all?A man who is very good-looking but speaks strangely entered his house, and he was still listening to cross talk in the living room in a grand manner?

"You, what are you going to do, I will call the police!"

The handsome man with long hair was puzzled: "What else can I do, I want to eat fish, shrimp and snails, so hurry up and sprinkle seedlings in the pond, it has been empty for so many days without filling it, what a lazy human being."