The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Lu Keyun stood by the pond in a daze, trying to smooth out his thoughts.So, the white crane he rescued was not an ordinary white crane, but a white crane monster that could turn into a human?But the White Crane Demon didn't come back to repay his kindness like the legend of Tianluo Girl or Bai Suzhen, but dragged his family and his mouth to forcefully eat?

He just said it!A goblin who isn't a beautiful banshee isn't a good goblin!

Although this male monster?Fairy?Maleficent?It's just beautiful, too, but it's a pity.

Ah bah bah bah, what a pity, isn't the point that he actually met a monster?The firm outlook on the world, outlook on life and values ​​over the past 20 years have all collapsed. How could this be? How can there be monsters in this scientific world?

Obviously even the buzzword on the Internet is "you don't need to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China"!

"Oh, I'm fine, no, I've cultivated for thousands of years. Which Jianguo are you talking about?" Hemei looked dissatisfied at this human being who was walking around in the farm suddenly and muttering words, and obviously picked him up. It's really stupid to stay still by the pond.

But Lu Keyun suddenly yelled: "Ah, I see! This is clearly the latest type of scam! It's only a few thousand years old, do you know what the concept of thousands of years is? Just open your mouth." It's a joke, he has the knowledge of "IT Elites See Through Scams I have never been cheated in my life.

Uh, okay, I was only cheated once by the enthusiastic distant uncle.

He angrily looked for his mobile phone to call the police: "I thought 'Qin Shihuang sent money' and 'Nuwa sent money' were the stupidest scams, and there are still people pretending to be monsters. You say you are so good-looking, what are you doing wrong? And I don’t even look for someone to lie to, look at me, do I look rich?”

The crane beauty was also furious: "Pretending to be a monster? I am a majestic crane fairy, how can I compare with those little goblins, you insult me!"

"Hehe, pretend, pretend again. Are you capable of turning into a crane in front of me? If you can really turn into a crane, I will kneel down and sing "Conquer"!"

"Cuckoo-"

Watching the beautiful liar in front of him slump down and become the most familiar "goose", Lu Keyun dropped the phone on the ground with a slap, his eyes were as round as the fifteenth moon.

This nostalgic elegant appearance, this nostalgic silky touch, this nostalgic earthy cry... Well, I don't miss it very much, but fate really played a big joke on him.

Life is not easy, Ke Yun sighed.

Bai He changed back into a human form, and proudly raised his chin: "How? I kindly fulfilled your wish. The tribute you mentioned, what is kneeling, kneeling down and singing conquest, what is it, hurry up and fulfill it." Snails are delicious.

Lu Keyun covered his face, thinking quietly: "Just being conquered by you, drinking the poison you hid, my plot is over, my love and hatred are buried... woo woo woo." rise.

There are really monsters in the world, and they forced him to sing "Conquer". If this kind of thing is posted on the Internet, people will laugh at him for being too imaginative and naive. How could it happen in reality!

Bai He was also dumbfounded, he just wanted to eat delicious food, why did this human being sing. "Stop, stop, there is no need for rituals and music. Hurry up and offer fish, shrimp and snails." So many tribesmen are waiting to be fed.

Lu Keyun cried bitterly: "No money." Really no money.

Bai He never thought that this human being would be so poor, so poor that he even wanted to be a dog spirit.At the beginning, when I saw him full of small fish, shrimps and snails, he was obviously a big family, so I missed it.

"Then how do you make money?"

Lu Keyun pointed to the walking tractor in the corner of Zhuangzi, and replied confusedly: "I have to reclaim the wasteland first, turn it into farmland, and then plant some vegetables. Heda... Your Excellency? I really don't have time to buy fry now."

"My name is Bai Hexian, you can respectfully call me Xianjun!"

...Then why do you still give your name, as if I had a chance to call your name, Lu Keyun murmured in his heart, and said: "Okay Xianjun, no problem Xianjun, Xianjun can lightly move the walking belt Looking at your, uh, have you guys gone to eat elsewhere, I'm going to open up wasteland."

"Tsk. Trouble." Bai Hexian waved his hand: "For your sake, I will try to help you. Use this thing to open up wasteland. Let's go." The handsome man with long hair said and carried it. picked up the tractor.

Pick it up, tractor.

This crazy scene made Lu Keyun instantly forget that he didn't ask Bai Hexian to help him at all, and stared blankly at him carrying the tractor, and stared blankly at Bai Hexian tinkering for a long time amidst the deafening "da da da" sound. Sitting on the tractor gracefully, he stared blankly at Bai Hexian jumping off the tractor with a distorted face.

"You human beings are so weird, how can you use this kind of thing." He complained angrily, and with a domineering wave of his hand, the soil on the wasteland began to roll and gather by itself, and soon turned into a fertile field, and all changes were only in the blink of an eye.

Bai Hexian looked at Lu Keyun coldly: "How, are you satisfied?" He didn't even mention that he forgot that he could use spells just now.

Lu Keyun: "Uh." What else can he say, his whole life has been turned upside down several times today, and he doesn't know whether it was a big beauty carrying a tractor on his shoulders, or a majestic goblin trying to plow the land on a tractor, or Bai Hexian using spells Instant wasteland shock.

The world is wonderful, the world is crazy.

However, I suspect that this matter of life did not delay Lu Keyun taking Bai Hexian to turn all the wasteland in the backyard into fertile land. It is not in vain to have such a "strong labor force", let alone him.

After plowing the fields, Lu Keyun took Bai Hexian to the town to return the tractor to buy aquatic seedlings, but he was still so dizzy that he forgot to ask Bai Hexian to change his image.This is dressed like an ancient prince and grandson and has such long hair, it's no wonder that he doesn't attract attention.

"Hey, the young man is so handsome." Aunt Lu didn't even look at the tractor, and she surrounded Bai Hexian and admired: "He is a big star, although our town is poor, but people often come to make movies! Boy, what have you filmed? "

"Flapped wings."

Bai Hexian remained cold and cold, but Lu Keyun answered for him, a crane flaps its wings every day.

"Wings?" Aunt Lu was at a loss: "I have never heard of this TV series. Hey, I am too old to keep up with the trend of your young people. But you are so good-looking, you will definitely become popular. Don't be discouraged."

Bai Hexian, who doesn't know what "discouragement" is at all: Humans are still as surprised as ever. In the past, when they saw him, they would write poems, compose lyrics and sing songs, but now they want to act in TV dramas when they see him, really.

The elder brother who sells aquatic products has different opinions: "What kind of TV series, I haven't seen the crew at all. It's called C, COSPLAY, okay, wearing colorful fake fur all day long to take pictures, it's very popular!"

Lu Keyun handed over the money tremblingly, his mouth twisted in distress, thinking to himself that there was nothing there, this is the Overlord who came to eat the Overlord's meal.