The daily life of the net red farmhouse
Chapter 52
Lu Keyun, who is so sneaky in the world, has only seen two of them, one is Mengping and the other is a vixen.
Mengping couldn't speak, and it was obviously a vixen who poked him.
"The chicken coop is not in my room..." The half-dream and half-awake humans groaned a few times in discomfort, feeling a headache: "If you want to steal chickens, go to the yard and steal them."
Hu Hu put his finger on his lips and said "Shh", with a nervous expression on his face, he said to him under his throat, "Be quiet, that violent crane is next door." It was written all over his face that he didn't want to cause trouble .
Lu Keyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, knowing that Bai Hexian was next door, why did you come here in the middle of the night to get nervous, don't monsters need to sleep?
"what happened again."
I saw the vixen looking around, then gently pulled out the booklet from his pocket and threw it to Lu Keyun: "This is a good thing, you can secretly read it yourself, don't let that violent crane find out."
The secret treasure book of foxes and vixen?
Lu Keyun suddenly became sober, what was written in the monster's book, could it be a cultivation secret book?Or, could it be the vixen's seduction of Dafa or something, maybe there is something shameful about it.
Hey, will you be blind if you look at it?
Thinking of this, Lu Keyun didn't dare to turn on the light, and twisted and twisted to the window with excitement and fear, and looked into his arms under the faint moonlight, only to see the mysterious booklet. Written in four mysterious characters.
Chicken Raising Book.
... Well, he shouldn't have any knowledge of Huhu beyond the "fat chicken". This fox's life will probably only revolve around chickens.
"It's really a good thing." He smiled at Huhu stiffly, and then drove her away mercilessly: "Lonely men and widows in the middle of the night... No, it's not suitable for lonely men and widows, you can go."
Hu Hu obviously didn't intend to stay here, if the crane next door was alarmed, would it fight or not?To what extent do you fight?
These are all problems.
She doesn't want to destroy her future chicken stealing base yet.
So she turned over the window skillfully, waved to Lu Keyun in a heroic manner and walked away - just took two steps, then ran back with small steps and said earnestly: "Remember to watch, raise the chickens well, I will help a lot !"
Like a broken-mouthed old woman.
But such a beautiful old lady with a broken mouth probably most people would be willing to listen to her talk, but Lu Keyun is not that majority of people, to be honest he is also a strange flower.
This strange human flower pressed her eyes and waved her hands to make the vixen go away quickly, then suddenly thought of a question, and couldn't help asking: "You are so courageous, why was Bai Hexian scared like a cabbage last time on the mountain?"
Could it be that she is so scheming, deliberately pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
Hu Hu had an unnatural expression on his face when he heard this, touched his ears embarrassingly, and faltered: "Master, the main reason is that I didn't react when I got used to it, and I wanted to run away when I saw people being caught after stealing a lot. , are all inertia."
...In an instant, a scene of a group of people chasing and beating chicken thieves appeared in my mind.
Lu Keyun turned his face away, waved his hand to let her go, and tried his best to hold back a smile.
He knew that he shouldn't have too high expectations for these monsters, and they should all be sent to talk shows, and they were full of jokes.
This time the vixen finally completely disappeared, Lu Keyun didn't know where to put "The Book of Raising Chickens" for a while, and he was very sleepy, so he just stuffed it under the pillow and continued to dream of Spring and Autumn, fortunately, he didn't dream about the bald boss again this time .
Instead, he dreamed that Bai Hexian had caught the vixen, and the two monsters were playing catch-and-run in the villa, almost blowing up the villa.
This, might as well dream of being bald.
In the next few months, Lu Keyun started to raise chickens according to the new method in the "Chicken Breeding Collection", but there were some tricks that he, a mortal, really couldn't do, so Hu Hu would sneak in to help Bai Hexian from time to time when Bai Hexian was not paying attention.
How should I put it, it always feels like cheating, tsk tsk.
I don't know if Bai Hexian's sixth sense is too strong or he is more sensitive to the "smell" of vixen. Although he hasn't caught the appearance yet, he is more and more suspicious that there are other monsters in this villa besides him and Aunt Xue.
So he plucked a feather for Lu Keyun.
"My power is attached to this feather. When I'm not at home, it can help you resist the attacks of other monsters. You put it close to me."
Lu Keyun nodded obediently, very grateful.
He is also afraid of evil monsters and beasts. The fact that the six-tailed fox didn't attack him last time and only wanted to steal chickens is entirely his luck. If that vixen's hobby is cannibalism, he must be left The bones are broken, and it is definitely better to have protection than no protection.
He quickly found a necklace to string the feathers on, and hung it directly around his neck. It was very snug and pretty.
Bai Hexian was also very satisfied, squeezed the necklace, and said proudly: "If it is attacked, I can sense it no matter where I am, and I will come back to save you as soon as possible, so don't worry too much."
After all, it is the human being he is covering, and he has to worship him every day, how can he let other monsters get involved.
Wow, this is more convenient than a mobile phone, it can block attacks and contact Bai Hexian.
Lu Keyun's mind immediately became active, and he held He Meiren's hand affectionately with both hands, and said to him: "Is there any more, Xianjun, I don't mind if you give more, what if it's not a monster calling?"
Then Bai Hexian thought it made sense when he heard it, so Biubiu pulled out two more feathers and put them on for him. Now the necklace has three feathers, which looks better.
Lu Keyun was flattered by his wit, but the more the crane demon thought about it, the more dangerous he felt, and suddenly said: "Why don't you stay with me all the time in the future, it's safer."
"..." The former IT elite who shot himself in the foot: No big brother, I still need a little personal freedom!
After finally coaxing the cohabiting demon who had a sudden whim, Lu Keyun let out a sigh of relief. He was almost shrunk and tied to Bai Hexian's belt. What's the dignity like that?
Look, even the sparrows outside the window chirped in agreement with him, what a cute bird, what a beautiful song, and what a connotative lyrics.
Ok?
lyrics?
He suddenly rushed into the yard and looked up at the bird on the tree. The bird also looked down at him silently, one person and one bird staring at each other. After a long silence, the bird opened its mouth: "Hi?"
Hey big-headed ghost, hey, can sparrows become smart?
Lu Keyun belatedly recalled that the sparrow seemed to have been singing in his yard for several days, but how normal it is to have birds in the countryside, who would have thought that it was another ghost. "My lord... when do you plan to leave?"
Could it be that Bai Hexian didn't find it? If he found it, it would be strange if he didn't drive the other birds away.
The little sparrow rolled its round eyes, and said innocently: "Jiu Jiu, why are you leaving? With a bird's nest.
Oh, it turned out to be the Aboriginal people - that's weird.
Lu Keyun was neither smiling nor angry, pointing at himself: "You think I'm stupid, I planted this tree with my own hands, I don't know if there are any bird's nests on it?" These cunning little monsters!
"Cough." The little sparrow immediately turned his head to the side: "Don't worry about it so clearly, Chirp. I'll give you a present!"
While talking, he opened his mouth and threw a worm to Lu Keyun.
one!strip!insect!
Lu Keyun grabbed the moving and energetic insect to find Bai Hexian, but Bai Hexian didn't respond: "It's a little thing that hasn't matured for a long time, don't pay attention to it, it doesn't have any malicious intentions." She's so fluffy, she shouldn't compete for favor.
perhaps.
Now Lu Keyun understood, it's not that Bai Hexian didn't notice, but he didn't pay attention to this kind of little goblin at all, if it was the six-tailed demon fox squatting on the tree, it would definitely make a fuss immediately.
Well, anyway, it's just a sparrow who only loves to sing.
Mengping couldn't speak, and it was obviously a vixen who poked him.
"The chicken coop is not in my room..." The half-dream and half-awake humans groaned a few times in discomfort, feeling a headache: "If you want to steal chickens, go to the yard and steal them."
Hu Hu put his finger on his lips and said "Shh", with a nervous expression on his face, he said to him under his throat, "Be quiet, that violent crane is next door." It was written all over his face that he didn't want to cause trouble .
Lu Keyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, knowing that Bai Hexian was next door, why did you come here in the middle of the night to get nervous, don't monsters need to sleep?
"what happened again."
I saw the vixen looking around, then gently pulled out the booklet from his pocket and threw it to Lu Keyun: "This is a good thing, you can secretly read it yourself, don't let that violent crane find out."
The secret treasure book of foxes and vixen?
Lu Keyun suddenly became sober, what was written in the monster's book, could it be a cultivation secret book?Or, could it be the vixen's seduction of Dafa or something, maybe there is something shameful about it.
Hey, will you be blind if you look at it?
Thinking of this, Lu Keyun didn't dare to turn on the light, and twisted and twisted to the window with excitement and fear, and looked into his arms under the faint moonlight, only to see the mysterious booklet. Written in four mysterious characters.
Chicken Raising Book.
... Well, he shouldn't have any knowledge of Huhu beyond the "fat chicken". This fox's life will probably only revolve around chickens.
"It's really a good thing." He smiled at Huhu stiffly, and then drove her away mercilessly: "Lonely men and widows in the middle of the night... No, it's not suitable for lonely men and widows, you can go."
Hu Hu obviously didn't intend to stay here, if the crane next door was alarmed, would it fight or not?To what extent do you fight?
These are all problems.
She doesn't want to destroy her future chicken stealing base yet.
So she turned over the window skillfully, waved to Lu Keyun in a heroic manner and walked away - just took two steps, then ran back with small steps and said earnestly: "Remember to watch, raise the chickens well, I will help a lot !"
Like a broken-mouthed old woman.
But such a beautiful old lady with a broken mouth probably most people would be willing to listen to her talk, but Lu Keyun is not that majority of people, to be honest he is also a strange flower.
This strange human flower pressed her eyes and waved her hands to make the vixen go away quickly, then suddenly thought of a question, and couldn't help asking: "You are so courageous, why was Bai Hexian scared like a cabbage last time on the mountain?"
Could it be that she is so scheming, deliberately pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
Hu Hu had an unnatural expression on his face when he heard this, touched his ears embarrassingly, and faltered: "Master, the main reason is that I didn't react when I got used to it, and I wanted to run away when I saw people being caught after stealing a lot. , are all inertia."
...In an instant, a scene of a group of people chasing and beating chicken thieves appeared in my mind.
Lu Keyun turned his face away, waved his hand to let her go, and tried his best to hold back a smile.
He knew that he shouldn't have too high expectations for these monsters, and they should all be sent to talk shows, and they were full of jokes.
This time the vixen finally completely disappeared, Lu Keyun didn't know where to put "The Book of Raising Chickens" for a while, and he was very sleepy, so he just stuffed it under the pillow and continued to dream of Spring and Autumn, fortunately, he didn't dream about the bald boss again this time .
Instead, he dreamed that Bai Hexian had caught the vixen, and the two monsters were playing catch-and-run in the villa, almost blowing up the villa.
This, might as well dream of being bald.
In the next few months, Lu Keyun started to raise chickens according to the new method in the "Chicken Breeding Collection", but there were some tricks that he, a mortal, really couldn't do, so Hu Hu would sneak in to help Bai Hexian from time to time when Bai Hexian was not paying attention.
How should I put it, it always feels like cheating, tsk tsk.
I don't know if Bai Hexian's sixth sense is too strong or he is more sensitive to the "smell" of vixen. Although he hasn't caught the appearance yet, he is more and more suspicious that there are other monsters in this villa besides him and Aunt Xue.
So he plucked a feather for Lu Keyun.
"My power is attached to this feather. When I'm not at home, it can help you resist the attacks of other monsters. You put it close to me."
Lu Keyun nodded obediently, very grateful.
He is also afraid of evil monsters and beasts. The fact that the six-tailed fox didn't attack him last time and only wanted to steal chickens is entirely his luck. If that vixen's hobby is cannibalism, he must be left The bones are broken, and it is definitely better to have protection than no protection.
He quickly found a necklace to string the feathers on, and hung it directly around his neck. It was very snug and pretty.
Bai Hexian was also very satisfied, squeezed the necklace, and said proudly: "If it is attacked, I can sense it no matter where I am, and I will come back to save you as soon as possible, so don't worry too much."
After all, it is the human being he is covering, and he has to worship him every day, how can he let other monsters get involved.
Wow, this is more convenient than a mobile phone, it can block attacks and contact Bai Hexian.
Lu Keyun's mind immediately became active, and he held He Meiren's hand affectionately with both hands, and said to him: "Is there any more, Xianjun, I don't mind if you give more, what if it's not a monster calling?"
Then Bai Hexian thought it made sense when he heard it, so Biubiu pulled out two more feathers and put them on for him. Now the necklace has three feathers, which looks better.
Lu Keyun was flattered by his wit, but the more the crane demon thought about it, the more dangerous he felt, and suddenly said: "Why don't you stay with me all the time in the future, it's safer."
"..." The former IT elite who shot himself in the foot: No big brother, I still need a little personal freedom!
After finally coaxing the cohabiting demon who had a sudden whim, Lu Keyun let out a sigh of relief. He was almost shrunk and tied to Bai Hexian's belt. What's the dignity like that?
Look, even the sparrows outside the window chirped in agreement with him, what a cute bird, what a beautiful song, and what a connotative lyrics.
Ok?
lyrics?
He suddenly rushed into the yard and looked up at the bird on the tree. The bird also looked down at him silently, one person and one bird staring at each other. After a long silence, the bird opened its mouth: "Hi?"
Hey big-headed ghost, hey, can sparrows become smart?
Lu Keyun belatedly recalled that the sparrow seemed to have been singing in his yard for several days, but how normal it is to have birds in the countryside, who would have thought that it was another ghost. "My lord... when do you plan to leave?"
Could it be that Bai Hexian didn't find it? If he found it, it would be strange if he didn't drive the other birds away.
The little sparrow rolled its round eyes, and said innocently: "Jiu Jiu, why are you leaving? With a bird's nest.
Oh, it turned out to be the Aboriginal people - that's weird.
Lu Keyun was neither smiling nor angry, pointing at himself: "You think I'm stupid, I planted this tree with my own hands, I don't know if there are any bird's nests on it?" These cunning little monsters!
"Cough." The little sparrow immediately turned his head to the side: "Don't worry about it so clearly, Chirp. I'll give you a present!"
While talking, he opened his mouth and threw a worm to Lu Keyun.
one!strip!insect!
Lu Keyun grabbed the moving and energetic insect to find Bai Hexian, but Bai Hexian didn't respond: "It's a little thing that hasn't matured for a long time, don't pay attention to it, it doesn't have any malicious intentions." She's so fluffy, she shouldn't compete for favor.
perhaps.
Now Lu Keyun understood, it's not that Bai Hexian didn't notice, but he didn't pay attention to this kind of little goblin at all, if it was the six-tailed demon fox squatting on the tree, it would definitely make a fuss immediately.
Well, anyway, it's just a sparrow who only loves to sing.
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