The daily life of the net red farmhouse

"What kind of skill is it to charm the world!"

The big beauty raised her chest, patted her chest vigorously, and said righteously: "How superficial is beauty! I, Hu Hu, am a fox with ideals, ambitions, and ambitions! I will never rely on my face for food. !"

Her style of painting changed, and she even began to educate Lu Keyun: "Even you humans know, 'How long will it be good to use sex to others', so what is the use of my face? Fading looks and falling in love is a lesson from the past."

Lu Keyun opened his mouth, but was speechless for a while.

It makes sense, but...

"You're a vixen, where's your fascination?" These monsters can be as old as they want, and their appearance can't change as they like, and a vixen, isn't his thinking too advanced?

Hearing this, Hu Hu immediately glanced at Lu Keyun with disdain, and said "hum", "A vixen must have more ambition, and he has to make a career on his own!"

Ok.

It seems that monsters are weird.

Lu Keyun could only nod kindly and ask her: "Then what is your career?"

Hu Hu was very proud: "Steal the chicken!"

She will rely on her own strength to steal delicious chicken all over the world, and she will never rely on others!

cough cough.

If Lu Keyun was a cartoon character, then he must have three black lines hanging on his head now, but unfortunately he is not, he can only stare at the enchanting beauty silently, unable to praise.

Stealing chickens counts as a woolen business! ! !

Regardless of whether it is illegal or not, the monster cannot be brought to justice anyway, but this career may be too simple, too unworthy of her ambition.In this way, Su Daji, who went to destroy the dynasty, is really ambitious...

Lu Keyun shuddered suddenly, forget it, it's better to steal chickens if you want to do this, there is no risk of ruining the country and family.

He massaged his temples, and while sorting out his thoughts, he confirmed with the vixen: "That is to say, if you want to help me raise chickens, the reward is to allow you to steal chickens from me. Is that what you mean?"

"Yes, that's right, Little Brother Lu is very smart."

Snake spirit disease.

You are a fox spirit but not a snake spirit, why do you have snake spirit disease?

What is the point of doing this?

Monsters are really incomprehensible existences.

"But you see, I raise chickens very well, and I don't need others to raise them at all." No matter how Lu Keyun thought about it, he felt that this deal was not at all reliable.

Unexpectedly, Hu Hu immediately showed a disgusted face: "What a ghost, you have no idea that these chickens can be twice as fat and three or five times more delicious! I'm not talking about you, your human chicken raising methods are really too rough , is a waste of money, no, a waste of chickens. My poor chickens."

"..." If it is twice as fat, is it still a chicken?That's the ball.

But the scene Hu Hu described still moved Lu Keyun a little, he hesitated for a moment and said: "Okay then, I will tell Bai Hexian later to let you stay and raise chickens."

Unexpectedly, the face of the enchanting beauty changed drastically: "If that violent crane finds out that there is a woolen chicken, let's secretly, secretly, and don't let him know." Although she and Bai Hexian are not invincible in a fight, but Fighting will delay her from stealing chickens, don't.

She is a fox who only loves her career.

But Lu Keyun felt that it would be difficult for Huhu to come every day without being noticed by Bai Hexian. In the end, Huhu had to make a compromise and teach Lu Keyun some chicken raising skills, and then he would come here every now and then to wander around.

One person and one fox discussed it, and Huhu wanted to grab a chicken and take it away contentedly: "Take it as my salary advance."

However, Lu Keyun was quite ruthless: "No, isn't your ambition to steal chickens? This is called robbing in front of me, you can't do it."

Hu Hu:? ? ?What he said made sense, but I couldn't refute it, it was a mistake.

In the end, Hu Hu still didn't want anything, and walked away sullenly, leaving behind an extremely lonely figure bouncing around.

Well, after jumping and jumping, she changed back to her original shape and walked away.

When Bai Hexian came back that day, he always felt that something was wrong in the yard. He walked around the entire villa, sniffing, "It seems to have the smell of a vixen." So he fixedly looked at Lu Keyun: "That stinky fox won't Have you been here?"

Lu Keyun was wearing an apron, holding a shovel in one hand and the other in the other, very calm: "Is there anything, I went out to live broadcast, and I just came back not long ago, there are still a lot of chickens."

Bai Hexian went to the chicken coop to have a look, and sure enough, there were not many, and most of his suspicions were finally gone.

The remaining point also disappeared after seeing the crayfish in the pond: "Eat this today?" Thinking about it, I still have a little expectation.

It's a pity that Lu Keyun told him that the crayfish caught from the wild had to be raised in clear water for a few days before they tasted good, otherwise they would not be very clean. Bai Hexian could only stand regretfully by the pond and stare at the crayfish without blinking. They were so scared that they stuck to the pond one after another, trying to escape through holes.

It's a pity that the cement is built here. No matter how hard the crayfish's head is, it is not as hard as the cement.

"Don't play tricks on them, it won't taste good after they die." Lu Keyun couldn't laugh or cry, and called Bai Hexian to have dinner.

Vegetables are new garlic sprouts in the field, and Lu Keyun specially cuts the tenderest ones to ensure that they are crisp, juicy, and not at all chewy, and he also blanched them in water first, so that the garlic sprouts retain their emerald green color, which is pleasing to the eye.

But it’s a bit monotonous to just stir-fry. He uses dried eggs and slices to fry together, and puts in a little oyster sauce before cooking, which has a very strong freshness effect.

The meat dish is braised hairtail. Bai Hexian usually doesn't eat such a big fish, but after Lu Keyun cooked it once, he fell in love with it.

Hairtail meat is firm and chewy, without any fishy smell. The most important thing is that there are few fish bones, and they are arranged very regularly. There are basically not too many small bones. It is quite labor-saving and comfortable to eat.

The soup was simple pickled mustard shredded meat and egg drop soup, which was delicious and relieved the greasy after meals. In line with the principle of not wasting, both of them drank several bowls and emptied the table full of food.

After eating a meal, Bai Hexian instantly forgot about Mengping, a fox spirit, and lay comfortably on the sofa watching TV.

Not long after, Bai Dabai and Bai San also came back with Mengping, who was exhausted to death. Sanhe and a dog were panting, and after eating a few rations, they collapsed exhausted in the yard. They had no intention of demolishing the house interest.

Ah, what an ordinary and happy life, Lu Keyun no longer blames his uncle Zhaofeng who cheated him back then, this is a benefactor, a proper benefactor.

If they didn't give him that broken farmhouse, where would he go to pick up Baihe Xian, where would he live in a big villa, and where would he go to live such a happy life.

Thinking of this, he remembered what the vixen said during the day that Bai Hexian was moving the spirit gathering array, so he couldn't help taking a big breath, closing his eyes and sinking in to feel it.

Well, it seems that the air is indeed very sweet. After inhaling it into the lungs, the whole body becomes lighter, as if it is about to fly.

It's normal for those little monsters and fairies to be attracted.

Fortunately, his farm also has a lot of big fields, otherwise it would be impossible for a rabbit, a field mouse, a dog, a crane, and a fox to live in it. Obviously, when he thought this way, Lu Keyun didn't know that he would meet again in the future. for what.

That night Lu Keyun was dreaming. In the dream, he was still working overtime in the original company. The bald boss was not satisfied with the product, so he stood on the desk and pointed at him desperately, demanding that he immediately change the product to make it better. Kindergarten children can easily get started.

...No, it's too much, I was a primary school student last time, and now the threshold is as low as kindergarten?

Impatiently, he slapped the bald boss's hand away, and said angrily, "What are you doing!" But the sound was so loud that he woke himself up.

After waking up, he woke up, and he found that there was a hand poking at him in the dark room, and he almost lost his mind.

"Brother Lu, it's me." The enchanting beauty said furtively.