The daily life of the net red farmhouse

The next day, Lu Keyun found that there was another chicken missing in the yard.

This time it was Xiaosi who was missing, and besides Xiaoliu, he was the fattest.

This is a bit strange, why do these chickens still count according to their weight? Is there any weight loss competition among them, and whoever is the fattest has to go out for a run.Lu Keyun was dumbfounded by his nonsensical imagination, and told Bai Hexian, but Bai Hexian didn't find any trace of Xiao Si either.

"These chickens don't have the roots of cultivation, so they won't become refined." He grabbed the rest of the chickens and looked at them, frowning slightly with his pretty eyebrows.

Lu Keyun thought for a while: "Tell me, could it be some tourist who stole it?"

After all, those tourists had been crazy about their "farmhouse" for a long time before, crying and shouting to send money to Lu Keyun just for one bite of food, and it is reasonable to say that anyone who has the audacity to steal chickens.

Bai Hexian glanced at the heightened guardrail outside the yard, doubtful: "You humans can climb so high?"

"Too."

The two of them had no idea, and they couldn't just do nothing for the sake of the chicken, so they should do whatever they wanted after mumbling.Bai Hexian then took the three stupid cranes out to practice, and Lu Keyun went to live broadcast, casually telling the story of chickens being lost every day at home as an anecdote.

"Wow, the chicken of Master Lu's house must also be a magic chicken!"——this is talking about rainbow farts and not drafts.

"Could it be that little brother Bai secretly ate behind the anchor's back? Look at how thin our little brother Bai is. The anchor must not starve him!" - this is obsessed with CP.

"Can the master lose things at home? Fake the master."——This is a bullshit.

"Only the chicken is missing, and nothing else is lost? Master Lu lives in such a remote place, it is very likely that it is a weasel."——This is serious thinking.

Lu Keyun was immediately awakened, that's right, there are no such animals in the mountains and countryside. When he remodeled the villa before, there were snakes upstairs, and weasels are not uncommon.

So the next day, after the third fattest little Ba also disappeared, Lu Keyun carefully checked around the chicken shed, and sure enough, he saw a few drops of blood, a few feathers, and a handful of very suspicious hairs.

"Xiao Ba, my poor Xiao Ba, I will definitely catch the weasel to avenge you!"

Although Xiaoba might not care whether he entered Lu Keyun's stomach or a weasel's stomach, Lu Keyun cared very much!

After Bai Hexian came back, he discussed with him: "Xianjun, I feel that we need to raise a dog."

"???" Bai Hexian was stunned.

He couldn't believe his ears, what this human being said just now, there is such a noble crane as him, and he wants to raise something else!Chickens, ducks, geese, fish, shrimps and snails are all for food after all. Aunt Xue is diligent in farming, at least it has a small effect, but, dog?

What's the use of a dog!

What's the use of it other than rolling around, showing off its cuteness and barking shamelessly to please humans!

Lu Keyun felt guilty when he saw Bai Hexian's eyes full of resentment. He didn't know what point he had poked him again, and explained helplessly: "There are weasels around here. If this continues, the chickens in the house will be stolen. Get a dog to look at it." Home Nursing Home, convenient and safe.”

He can't hide in the chicken coop every night without sleep to catch weasels.

Of course, Bai Hexian can be caught, but he can't bother Bai Hexian with everything, after all, guarding against wild beasts in the mountains is a long-term job.

Bai Hexian still snorted angrily when he heard that, although it sounded like the human bought the dog to save him from working so hard, who knows if he was telling the truth or an excuse, human beings are very cunning.

"Let's go together." The crane demon said forcefully.

Lu Keyun was in a daze: "Huh?"

"Buy a dog! Let's go together, I'll buy whichever one I say, do you agree or not?!" He must choose the ugliest and ugliest one, and never give Lu Keyun a chance to make pink bubbles.

Lu Keyun: ...Does he dare to disagree? Besides, he really has no other ideas about dogs, okay?

Lu Keyun took Bai Hexian to Huacheng to buy a dog.

Because Jianghe Town is too small and underdeveloped, there is no pet shop.

Those old people in the villages and towns have native dogs at home, but it's a pity that they haven't given birth to cubs for the time being, otherwise Lu Keyun likes Chinese pastoral dogs quite a lot.

After all, he raised the dog to catch weasels, not to show off his cuteness. The stronger the talent and skills, the better.

Those pet dogs who are only good at eating and playing and are also delicate and weak, heh, reject them all.

He must buy the most capable and intelligent one.

Before coming out, Lu Keyun reminded Bai Hexian not to dress too eye-catchingly, so the crane demon followed suit and put on Lu Keyun's clothes again.

——Ahem, everyone knows the clothing taste of a programmer. Even though Lu Keyun has quit that job, farming doesn't have to be fancy, and there are still plaid shirts or various T-shirts in the closet.

Each one is quite... rustic.

It's a pity that after arriving in the city, Lu Keyun quickly discovered that even if they put on sacks and broken bowls to hold beggars, nothing could cover up their outstanding looks. Well, the main reason is that Bai Hexian is too outstanding, it really stands out from the crowd.

Wherever he went, there were countless eyes following him, and there were all kinds of whispers.

Passerby A: "Look! Handsome guy! It's just that the clothes are poor."

Lu Keyun: "..."

Passerby B: "Wow, Ah Wei is dead!"

Lu Keyun: "Why is it Ah Wei again, what did Ah Wei do wrong?"

Passer-by C: "Shh, did you notice that the two handsome guys look like they are wearing couple outfits?"

Passerby Ding: "Really, oh my god, it's so strong that I knocked myself out!"

What is it all about? Lu Keyun feels that he has been farming for too long and has really derailed from the world. What is the difference between T-shirts all over the street? This can also be regarded as a couple's outfit, so everyone's definition of couple's outfit is too broad.

If you want to say that all IT elites may wear couple outfits, your circle is really chaotic.

As the crowd gathered more and more toward him, Lu Keyun, with one head and two big ones, took Bai Hexian and ran to the mall to buy two masks to put on. After wearing them, he was still worried, and bought two pairs of sunglasses.

Very good, now he has changed from a handsome guy to a spirited guy. The earthy taste is a bit earthy, and it is better to be safe.

The "obedient and obedient" Bai Hexian: "So these are called couple glasses and couple masks?"

Lu Keyun was startled, it's over, the noble He Meiren has been led to pieces, he decided to correct this wrong way of thinking when he goes back.As for now, it is still important to buy a dog.

The next two "fully armed" men visited several pet stores, but they were not very satisfied with the dogs in the store.

What Lu Keyun was dissatisfied with was that those dogs were cute and coquettish at first glance, and had no attack power at all, let alone catching weasels, he would be choked if he wasn't caught by weasels, no, no, no.

Bai Hexian's dissatisfaction lies in the fact that those dogs are round, chubby and fluffy at first glance, and they are very good at seducing people with their big innocent eyes blinking. If they buy them back, they will definitely fascinate Lu Keyun and make them fall in love with each other.

Although the thinking process is different, the conclusion is the same: do not buy!

It seems that today's trip to buy a dog is going to come back empty-handed. Lu Keyun thought that there is nothing serious about the family other than losing a chicken. It's a rare thing to go shopping, so he took Bai Hexian and started wandering around. Saw a dog at a roadside stall.

It was not a stall selling pets. There were strings of cheap trinkets on the ground, such as bracelets, anklets, necklaces, etc. According to visual estimates, the cost of each string was no more than three yuan.

The vendor was an old man, with a big black and dirty dog ​​lying at his feet.

With that figure, Lu Keyun thought it was a wolf at first glance, his eyes were quite sharp, and when he heard the footsteps, he raised his ears and stared straight at them, very vigilant.

Just looks a little ugly.

It's okay, the important thing about a dog is not its appearance, but its ability!

...still kind of ugly.

Seeing Lu Keyun's expression, Bai Hexian suddenly felt relieved - this one is okay, this one will definitely not get in the way.So he strode forward and asked directly: "Old man, how do you sell this?"

The old man looked up at them tremblingly, and replied: "25 yuan for a string, 65 yuan for three strings, couples can get [-]% off, come with your boyfriend?"

Lu Keyun was stunned, sir, you don't need to add the last few sentences, and [-]% discount is no different from no discount!Don't think I don't know how low the cost of your accessories is.

It is worthy of being an IT elite in the past, and the key points are really in place.