The daily life of the net red farmhouse

After the live broadcast was over, Lu Keyun secretly asked Bai Hexian: "That mountain can really fulfill people's wishes now?"

It has only been a few days from the "ghost" mountain to the sacred mountain, the transformation is really fast.

"Just a few little wishes."

The crane demon didn't have the habit of showing off, so she said directly: "Last time you went to sacrifice with me, she was very happy."

It has been many, many years since no human beings have sacrificed to the mountain gods. It has been so long that even she herself does not know how many years have passed. Only Bai Hexian remembers to visit her every year. She said a word.

Although Lu Keyun was "accidentally" brought to the sacrificial scene, he helped collect the white thatch grass, which was also regarded as participating in the sacrificial ceremony, which made the mountain god very happy.

After that, Bai Hexian drove away the vixen who used the name of the mountain god to extort fat chicken from humans and pretended to be a ghost, so that she would not be infamous, so the spirit of the mountain god is very good these days.

"But with her current strength, she can only realize some small wishes such as finding a lost wallet, but if those people can feel grateful for this, and remember that Wuque Mountain even offers her some incense, the mountain god can slowly recover. "

Lu Keyun nodded thoughtfully.

In the past, mountain gods and water gods were nothing more than fairy tales and children's books to him, false existences that only existed in fantasy. It turns out that being so down-to-earth, respecting nature is respecting them.

One person and one crane monster were talking, and they walked back slowly with a bucket full of fish, shrimp and crabs. From a long distance, they saw Bai Dabai and Bai San stealing small snails from the pond. gallop.

Although the scene is a bit funny, it is really a peaceful and safe life.

Lu Keyun suddenly realized that it had been a long time since he thought of the past when he worked overtime in a big city until he became bald. Those memories of working hard day and night could no longer worry him, and the three-story villa in front of him was full of warmth.

... Who still remembers that he almost collapsed when he first saw that dilapidated farmhouse.

Look!

As long as you make up your mind, the working people can create a better life!

"Well, isn't it my fairy who made your life better?" Bai Hexian heard the muttering of the human being beside him, and immediately raised his opinion.

Lu Keyun's passionate thoughts came to an abrupt end in an instant. He glanced at Bai Hexian, well, indeed, this crane demon has helped him a lot, otherwise his live broadcast career of selling vegetables might not be on the right track yet. .

He turned around and held Bai Hexian's hand solemnly, looked into the other's eyes and said, "That's right, even if Xianjun doesn't do anything, just standing here has already made my life beautiful."

——Lu Keyun means that Bai Hexian can attract a large number of viewers to his live broadcast room just by standing in front of the camera with this face, and living in his yard can add rich aura to the fields, which is really a rare pastoral A good helper in life.

But when these words fell into Bai Hexian's ears, it had a completely different meaning.

What did this, this human being want to do by saying such things to him?

Want to express that he feels happy just by looking at me?

What a passion!What a straightforward look!Damn, human beings nowadays are really bold and unrestrained, dare to say anything.

"You...you be careful in your words and deeds!" Bai Hexian suddenly ran away like the wind. As expected of a crane, he fled gracefully.

Lu Keyun was baffled, what's the matter, did he say something wrong, the monster's mind is really strange.

Regardless, it's important to dump the small crabs into the pond first.

If you plant a small crab in spring, you can harvest a group of fat crabs in autumn, provided that they are not eaten by those three gluttonous cranes before the arrival of autumn.Good luck to them, amen.

I thought the incident between the Wuqueshan vixen and Master Lu was over like this, but when Lu Keyun read the private messages at night, he found a lot of weird requests for help, all from fans who believed that he was really a hidden master.

"Master, master, help me figure out if I can succeed in my confession this time, okay?"

"Master Lu! May I ask what things can be transferred? I've been so unlucky recently. Ask for advice, please sell it to me!"

"Master help, master, my house is full of cockroaches."

? ? ?Forget about the front, why do you want him to make a fuss about cockroaches, can you please buy a cat.

All in all, little brother Lu is no longer little brother Lu, but the mysterious expert Master Lu.

After that, whenever new viewers enter Lu Keyun's live broadcast room by mistake, they will be shocked by the screen full of "masters", and suspect that there is something discordant going on here, but in fact there is really nothing.

Misunderstandings are misunderstandings.

But those private messages are not all random nonsense, there are always a few of them who really encountered incredible events.Whenever Lu Keyun felt that there was a problem, he asked Bai Hexian to take a look, but Bai Hexian did not refuse, as if he had a sense of responsibility in this kind of matter.

"It's just a few daring goblins." As a result, he expressed his disdain every time he came back.

Therefore, Lu Keyun secretly suspected that Bai Hexian agreed to make a move in order to bully the little monster, to satisfy the self-esteem of the thousand-year-old monster.

...Hiss, it's pretty nasty.

That day, Bai Hexian took Bai Dabai Er and Bai San out, leaving Lu Keyun at home.According to him, he wanted to train his stupid offspring so that they could succeed in cultivation as soon as possible, so as not to embarrass him.

Lu Keyun shed tears of sympathy for the three dumb-headed cranes, and loaded a dustpan with rice to feed the chickens.

Speaking of the rice that their family eats now, there are also some origins.

Didn't Aunt Xue donate a bag of professionally certified and selected seeds of the White Rabbit Demon in order to be able to stay and grow radishes? wheat.

At that time, Lu Keyun thought carefully about whether the rabbits would eat rice or not, but after thinking about it again, they were all smart and liked to eat whatever they wanted, so there was no need to make such a fuss, so they collected the rice for cooking.

As a result, he was intoxicated as soon as the rice cooker was turned on.

One word, fragrant.

Two words, very fragrant.

Three words, so fragrant!

No one knows where this rice seed came from, but it was completely worthy of Aunt Xue's high taste, and it instantly captured the hearts of Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian. From then on, they no longer needed to buy rice in bags for their three meals a day, and replaced them all with this kind of rice. one.

Anyway, there is a certain crane demon here, so don't worry about the slow growth of rice, don't use his mana too aggressively for the things he likes to eat.

It is said that the rice that Bai Hexian took when he went to sacrifice to the mountain god a few days ago was also the same kind. Lu Ke belatedly thought that the better mood of the mountain god might also be due to the good taste of the rice.

And the staple food is delicious, even the poultry raised at home enjoys the blessing.

These chickens, ducks and geese raised in a place rich in aura grow fast, and they can eat high-quality rice every day. They are round and fat and run like balls. No matter how you look at it, they are delicious.

...Actually, Lu Keyun has already tried braised, steamed, stewed and stir-fried soup, and it is really delicious. It is not in vain for him to feed such good food.

Today, these chickens also rushed forward as soon as they heard the footsteps of their masters. After all, if the pace is slower, the rice they can get will be less. They have already practiced their skills for delicious food, and they are all fighting chickens. .

"Don't worry, don't worry, you can eat enough, come and come."

Lu Keyun sprinkled the rice, looked at his beloved "grain reserve" with a smile, and considered whether he should have chicken soup tonight.

"Xiao Yi, don't squeeze, don't bully Xiao Wu, Xiao Ba comes here, there are more here. Hey, where is Xiao Liu, our family is the fattest and looks the tastiest, no, the cutest looking Xiao What about six?"

He named the chickens, ducks and geese, from 23st to [-]rd, and counted them every day so as not to lose any one.

Of course, they can't run at all. Even ordinary chickens, ducks and geese know where to live and where to live. Who would want to leave a place with such a strong aura?

But today, one is really missing.

Xiao Liu is the roundest among these chickens. Lu Keyun has been thinking about when to eat it for several days. Who knows that Xiao Liu has disappeared before his "devil's claws" come.

He looked around the entire yard, and went out to search the surrounding area for a long time, and he was sure that Xiao Liu was really gone without a trace.

Hey, this is strange, could it be that Xiaoliu lived with Bai Hexian for a long time, opened his spiritual orifice, became conscious and didn't want to be eaten, so he couldn't sneak away by himself, it shouldn't be, Bai Dabai and Bai San are not so smart.

Bai Dabai Erbai San who is being forced to practice in the distance: Ga, I always feel that someone despises us.

In the end, Lu Keyun thought about it and let it go, after all, he just lost a chicken, just pay more attention next time, as for tonight, let's eat roast goose instead.

However, Xiao Liu's disappearance is just the beginning.