The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Bai Dahuang slipped past Lu Keyun unsteadily, and decided to steal a few snails from the small pond at the door to eat while his ancestors and their breeders were not paying attention. In order to monopolize the small snails, he even threw away Bai Erbai San , Those two idiots will "cuckoo" and scream, and they have no pursuit at all.

Hey, what happened to the breeder of the ancestors, clutching his chest and wriggling there, can humans dance when they want to court a mate like they do?

But now there is only this human being and it in the house. Could it be that the breeder of the ancestors... No, no, it really doesn't like featherless ones!

The terrified big white crane flapped its wings and was just about to escape, but Lu Keyun had already snatched up the fluffy and warm white crane and hugged it in his arms, wiping tears on it with all his strength: "Falsely showing off your wealth is cool for a while, and it's hard to hold up your face. Crematorium ..."

Never should, never should, he shouldn't be talking nonsense with Michelin, what if people believe it to be true and never help him find a job again.He has regrets, he has a guilty conscience, and he wants to take off the emperor's new clothes immediately!

Lu Keyun held Bai Dazhuan and turned around to touch the keyboard, deciding to honestly explain his tragic experience in order to ask for forgiveness, but saw the latest news from the other side on the screen.

? ? ?live streaming?

Just kidding, what can he live broadcast in such a remote area, is he still broadcasting farming?

——Wait, this seems to be possible.

Regardless of whether the audience likes to watch this kind of thing or not, at least he can open an online store to sell vegetables and fruits.

There is Bai Hexian who can't finish eating those fruits and vegetables. Every household in the village and town has their own varieties and they are not very good at buying them from him. What's more, there is a rumor of "greenhouse vegetables" on his head. Showing a loving and compassionate smile, there is no business to do.

Selling vegetables online is different, as long as his products are good enough, there is always a way to open up a market.

There is no need to doubt the taste of Bai Hexian's products. No one can buy them at a loss and can't be fooled. It is said that these fruits and vegetables with spiritual energy can also strengthen the body and prolong life. It is a win-win situation.

Worth a try!

"Baby Mickey, you are really my good baby. I will give you a big red envelope for the new year." Lu Keyun hugged Bai Da to turn his worries into joy, and tapped his fingers quickly, seeing Michelle in a daze, what's going on, Why does this guy surnamed Lu still want to be his father? People who don't use 996 are really shameless.

And Bai Da has a look of lovelessness, struggling to get rid of it, he can only protest stubbornly: he really doesn't like featherless ones!

Bai Hexian, who had just returned from playing the standard spell-casting app in the field, saw such a heart-wrenching scene when he entered the door, his face turned black like the bottom of a pot, and he stared coldly at Lu Keyun and his grand-nephew's grand-nephew who didn't know how many generations of grand-nephew: "You two What are you doing?!"

"Cuckoo ga——" Bai Dabei screamed several times and trembled, wanting to say to the ancestor, listen to me explain that things are not like that, I am innocent, I am innocent, I just want to steal a few snails, it is this human who forcibly occupied me and jumped on me Courtship dance coo coo coo.

However, Bai Hexian didn't give it this chance, rushed over and picked it out with two fingers: "You're out of dinner."

"pigeon!"

Unaware of what happened, Lu Keyun blinked his eyes: "What's the matter, Xianjun, don't worry it didn't steal your snail, I'll hold it." Ignoring Bai Hexian's increasingly dark face, he said happily: "By the way, I found a snail that is suitable for you. It’s a good way to make money in the farm, let’s live broadcast and sell vegetables.”

Bai Hexian didn't listen to what the human being was saying at all, and firmly grasped the point: "You hug it."

"Ah, uh, yes, what's the matter?" Lu Keyun, who was dull, finally realized that the Hemei woman seemed to be in a bad mood, but he didn't understand why: "Are you afraid that I will sell Bai Dabai Erbai San? How is that possible? , no, no, no."

"You hug it!" Bai Hexian emphasized again, irritated and wronged: "You don't even hug me, you hug it!" Listen to what this stupid Bai Dagang said, it actually said that Lu Keyun even danced courtship dance to it!

Lu Keyun was in the fog, looking at the angry Bai Hexian and then at the struggling Bai Da, thinking that monsters can't be hugged, because hugging will affect their cultivation?But Bai Da hasn't cultivated into a demon yet.

Moreover, Bai Hexian's inner and outer meanings sound like coquettish competition for favor...

No, this must be his illusion. How could a vicious monster who has lived for thousands of years act like a baby and compete for favor? It's not a Qiong Yao drama.

Lu Keyun had no choice but to rescue Bai Da and squeeze him out from his ancestor's claws: "Okay, okay, you see that Bai Da is about to cry, he is still a child. Bai Da, who escaped from the "crane" mouth, flapped his wings Flying away like a goose, it will never think about stealing snails again, really, life is important.

Patting Bai Hexian on the shoulder, Lu Keyun racked his brains to coax the demon: "I won't hold you in the future, okay Xianjun, in fact, you and I have hugged you too, you just came to my house to steal food - no, when I was injured, I was not I hug you in and out every day."

I haven't seen such a big reaction.

Bai Hexian was even more angry when he heard the words: "I never hugged him again after that!" He almost wanted to give his towel nest to the three stupid cranes.

This human taste can't be really that bad.

"Lu Keyun, are you really dancing the courtship dance with Bai Da?" The suspicious crane demon's eyes were burning and aggressive.

"Ah?" The poor human being who was still out of the situation was dazed: "Please, please dance, what is that?" It didn't sound right, he had been chatting with Michelin just now, how could he skip it? dance.

When Bai Hexian saw that he didn't even know what the "courtship dance" was, his face changed from cloudy to sunny, and he was no longer so fierce.

Hmph, he knew that it was Bai Da who was talking nonsense and showing off, how could Lu Keyun dance the courtship dance for him, although humans are a bit stupid, they are not blind.He is the most elegant, most beautiful, whitest feathered and most elegant crane among all the cranes present!

Although there are only four cranes in the whole farm.

Wait, it doesn't matter who Lu Keyun dances the courtship dance to, as long as the human being worships him well, isn't it all right?Yes, the main reason is that he doesn't want the devotees he chooses to have poor eyesight and lower his image.

Also, the behavior of hugging the other three cranes will not be allowed in the future!

Right in front of Lu Keyun, Bai Hexian changed into a living crane with a loud bang, and changed back to an elegant and proud crane shape. He raised his slender legs and pulled Lu Keyun's hands: "Stretch out, right now, hug me!"

It's really more domineering than the domineering president.

Lu Keyun blinked and blinked, so it's not that monsters can't hug, but that this crane monster is narrow-minded and doesn't want him to hug other cranes, even if he doesn't know which generation of grandchildren he is.

This behavior is as childish as kindergarten children snatching candy. After all, how can they do it confidently after living for so many years? Hey, creatures like monsters can really break through human cognition.

But who can refuse a warm, smooth and furry big plush toy, neither can Lu Keyun, so he hugged Bai Hexian happily while complaining in his heart. Speaking of which, he hasn't seen this form for a long time Bai He is immortal, but he still misses him a little bit.

Feel the back, comfortable.

Feel the wings, comfortable.

Touching the head... well, I was stared at severely, but it was still comfortable.

"By the way, Xianjun, did you hear what I just said? I plan to try webcasting, and I can sell the vegetables and fruits grown in our fields and yards—there are so many that we will definitely not be able to eat. opinion?"

Bai Hexian rubbed his head against Lu Keyun's palm, yes, he can rub it on his own initiative, but Lu Keyun is not allowed to touch without permission, that's the double standard.

"Live broadcast?" Plants are basically not in his recipes, if Lu Keyun didn't cook them deliciously, he wouldn't touch them at all, and it doesn't matter if they sell them.However, "Nothing in the pond is allowed to be sold!"