The daily life of the net red farmhouse

And Lu Keyun felt bad when he found that the tourists in the yard disappeared in an instant. When he went back to the house, he found that Bai Hexian was sitting on the sofa and "crunching" eating potato chips. A little proud.

This crane demon is definitely playing tricks, is it amazing to have spells?

It's really amazing to have magic.

"No, Xianjun! We don't deserve to become a murderer for such a trivial matter."

Although it is very annoying for these tourists to harass them from time to time, they didn't do anything too outrageous. Even calling the police is just education, so how can they be "clicked" directly. "Please, give them a high hand and spare them."

Bai Hexian sneered: "Kill them? Are they worthy?" How could his noble crane claws use force in such a place.

Lu Keyun let out a long sigh of relief, as long as he didn't kill him, otherwise this day would not be over.Wait—"Torture is not enough, let's not engage in torture, okay?" May the world be peaceful, and may the noble crane claws be used only to catch fish, shrimp and snails.

This time, Bai Hexian didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he just stretched out his hand and drew a circle in front of him for others to see.

I saw water ripples in the void suddenly in the circle, gradually showing a scene like a TV series: a deep mountain and old forest, surrounded by wild vines, the sun hardly shines in, and it is dark everywhere. All in all, the environment is very suitable for shooting horror movies.

At this time, more than a dozen men and women in bright clothes were in it, running away in panic, but for some reason, they didn't go the right way, and just kept circling around the big tree.

Although they screamed in horror from time to time, and their expressions were very hideous, trying their best to convey the message of "so scary" to the outside world, this scene was really funny to outsiders.

Because, um, it is very similar to the spiritual old man in the city who runs to the park every morning and evening to exercise around the tree.

It was even more like when one of the men stopped in despair and hit his head against a tree. In fact, Lu Keyun never understood what kind of exercise that could do. Anyway, the park for morning and evening exercises is always full of miracles.

There is no doubt that this group of people are the tourists who just disappeared from his yard, and were thrown into some corner by the narrow-minded Bai Hexian to "embrace nature deeply".

To some extent, it actually fits the theme of their trip.

Well, seeing that everyone is healthy and in good spirits, and the volume of screaming soared into the sky, Lu Keyun feels more relieved...it's no wonder. "You made them circle?" If they were photographed by some aerial photography equipment, they would think they were performing some mysterious ceremony to summon the devil to the world.

But in such a poor place as Jianghe Town, there should be no one playing with the aerial camera, luckily.

Bai Hexian does not admit that he has such a bad taste: "I just let them not find the right way."

? ? ?What's the difference, Lu Keyun secretly complained, don't think that I don't know if you change the way of expression, you recently eavesdropped on "The Magic of Love" in addition to chasing "Love in the Rain", this is the old disco taste.

Hey, why does this mountain look more and more familiar? The trail on the left looks like it was pulled out by myself. "Did you throw them on Beishan?"

"Well, indeed."

That's pretty close, and they don't have to walk long after they go down the mountain to return to the warm human family. It seems that Bai Hexian is not as cruel and cruel as he imagined, and still has a little bit of warmth from a warm-blooded animal—"Ah, shouldn't you Maybe you want them to pick the dream seeds for you?"

Bai Hexian moved his eyes away with guilt, and after thinking for a while, he felt that there was no need to be guilty at all, and immediately replied confidently: "What's wrong? You don't think it's okay? You want to fight for your fellow human beings?!"

If Lu Keyun really dares to fight against injustice, he will!

He let him go.

"That's not true." Lu Keyun felt that such a small and innocuous punishment was okay, after all, he also felt that strangers were bothering the family every day, but the point was: "The fruiting period of the dream seeds is not long, and it should be over by now."

"..."

The dozen or so passengers will probably never know how they managed to find the way down the mountain after encountering the ghost hitting the wall for a long time. Only Lu Keyun, who witnessed everything, sighed: "Success is also a dream seed, and failure is also a dream seed. It is really charming." the goblin."

As a result, Bai Hexian instantly remembered what kind of temper he was having with Lu Keyun, put away his face and said coldly: "You are a charming little fairy!"

The world is absurd sometimes.Like a goblin calling a real human a "charming little goblin."He scolded as soon as he scolded, and even used the word "charming", which made Lu Keyun unable to recover for several days.

After being relieved, the former IT elite who knew the awkwardness of a certain crane demon like the palm of his hand raised the guardrail of the farm to the point where four big men couldn't climb in while lifting, and they were still outside the guardrail. Put up a big warning sign.

"Private residences are never open. There are bullies inside, so don't enter if it's dangerous."

That's right, it was changed with the brand that depicts the cute version of Bai Hexian holding a knife. The fonts are all bold and enlarged, and three exclamation points are added. The aesthetics can make every designer cry and every customer is satisfied.

Since then, the number of tourists who come to "explore secrets" and "try their luck" has gradually decreased. The heightened guardrails have contributed 90.00% of the interception success rate of [-]%, and the warning signs may have [-].

Bai Hexian expressed his dissatisfaction with this. Human beings should be intimidated directly in front of his portrait. What does it have to do with the guardrails.

"No, Xianjun, you have to think this way." Lu Keyun gestured with his fingers: "The Q version with a big head and a small body can't reflect your heroic appearance at all, mainly because people can't recognize it."

"Okay, even if you are right."

The unreasonable Lu Keyun didn't care too much. After labeling the small pond, the farm and the food produced by Lu Keyun as the exclusive label of the Crane Demon, this handsome and cool guy was happy, but Lu Keyun once again fell into the whirlpool of sadness of "how to make money".

In fact, life is not as tight as it was when I first came here.

Under the nourishment of Bai Hexian's diligent use of the aura provided by the standard spell-casting APP day after day, the fruits and vegetables in the fields are produced quickly and unobtrusively, which is more than enough for his own family.

In addition, although they failed to open an unearthed restaurant, they still bought a few chickens, ducks, and goose cubs to raise in the backyard, so there is no need to worry about poultry meat and eggs in the long run.

There is also the magical food that this pick-billed crane brings from various magical places from time to time, which makes Lu Keyun feast on his mouth and eyes at the same time. He feels that his previous life was in vain. How can he eat this kind of food, no? , How could such a thing exist at all!

Forget it, who has a crane demon at home, what right does he have to say.

But—if you don’t have money, you don’t have money, he, Lu Keyun, is a good man who stands up to the sky, and his goal in life can’t just be starving to death, he must forge ahead!

"Forge ahead?" Lu Keyun's friend and former colleague Mi Qilin looked at the message sent by the other party and scratched his head in doubt: "If you want to forge ahead, why do you quit your job? Now you live in a big villa and eat and sleep, isn't it good?"

...I was hit, and my heart hurts.

Lu Keyun clutched his chest and collapsed in front of the computer, is he going to tell his friends that there are no big villas at all, only dilapidated houses and wasteland, and his savings have been emptied? He doesn't want to lose face!

He tapped the keyboard heavily, and a line of words floated over: "Hey, it's not that the life is too idle, I'm full and I want to find something to do to pass the time, hehe." Then add a "big gold chain who wears it?" I don’t love you either”, the local tyrant emoticon package is perfect.

Sure enough, Michelin was crushed in an instant, it was too much to beat up this kid, especially when he touched his head just now and found that his hair had become thinner again, he was obviously only 28 years old, and the elementary school students who were walking on the road yesterday called him uncle.

Why didn't anyone give him a big villa.Michelin wiped away tears that didn't exist, and as the best bad friend, he gave Lu Keyun a good idea: "Recently live broadcasts are very popular, if you are really busy, you can live broadcast the daily life of showing off your wealth in a big villa, it's very Hiring, no, it's very convenient."