The Merry Bachelor and the Pretty Widow

As soon as the bachelor entered the room, he understood the reason for the little widow's hot and cold tenderness—hungry.This child is also raised by her mother as a baby. Since she was young, she has never touched Yang Chunshui with ten fingers, and she can still swear, "I will wash and cook for you". The bachelor didn't express much about it. Sleeve cooking.

"The next time you're hungry, go directly to my place. Isn't it silly to wait at the door? What if I don't come?" The bachelor looked at the little girl gobbling it up, feeling very uncomfortable, and his voice softened.

"Mao'er..." The little widow stopped her chopsticks and looked at the bachelor tenderly.

"Huh?" Being looked at by such a half-grown child, The Bachelor is really a bit shy, and he doesn't mind the title.

"...Speak normally, don't pretend to be gentle and disgusting me, I can't eat it anymore."

"..." If you can't eat it, save some for me! !Not even a soup base left! !

So after working for a long time, Comrade Bachelor didn't even have a mouthful of soup. Seeing her pity, the little widow freed up a pack of instant noodles and threw it to her: "I've been reluctant to eat it, so here you are."

"...I thank you." You are really reluctant to eat it. It looks like this style must have been produced in 1995, right? !

"You're welcome, my mother said, whoever comes is a guest!"

"..."

For the sake of health and longevity, the bachelor decided not to have in-depth verbal communication with the little widow.Take out your phone and play Snake.

The little widow didn't care what she was doing, she took a book and started muttering spells.The volume is not too loud, just enough to attract the Bachelor's attention away from the game.

Speaking of which, the little widow is already 17 years old, and the voice change period should have passed, but she obviously still has the voice of a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl.Clear and transparent, crisp and raw, like a small cucumber just picked from your own yard.

Snapped!

"Why hit me?" The bachelor was assimilated unconsciously.

"I still want to ask you!" The little widow was a little shy, "Why do you keep looking at me without blinking your eyes!"

"Who do you look like this time?" The bachelor finally got some insight, and he didn't expect her to say anything good.

This time she made a wrong calculation, the little widow didn't make a sound, she lowered her head and continued to mutter.

"You are..." The bachelor felt a little awkward, and quickly said something to ease the atmosphere. When he saw the book in the little widow's arms, his face was covered with black lines, "A child who loves to study, it's very good..."

"Don't laugh if you don't want to laugh, it's ugly." The little widow suddenly turned cold, threw the book on the table, and went straight into the back room.

The bachelor was dumbfounded, looked at the innocent <<New Concept 2>> on the table, and recalled that the little widow was chanting a spell just now, and couldn't stop laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" The little widow knew the answer, but she couldn't help rushing out to question the bachelor.It came out with her, and a solid buckwheat pillow!

"Yo!" The pillow consumed a lot of energy in the air, and was easily caught by the bachelor and held in his arms. It was rare to see the little widow deflated, and couldn't help but chase after the victory, "I love to laugh so much! Why do I tell you!"

Originally, the bachelor thought that according to the little widow's temperament, why didn't she rush over and make a fuss? no action.

It's over.The bachelor immediately regretted not to provoke this little ancestor, didn't he!Another trump card is used!

"Sister-in-law, I was wrong, tell me, who should we kill today?" The bachelor whose IQ suddenly went up unbuttoned two buttons, twisted his shirt, nodded and bowed, leaning over like a dog.

Sure enough, the little widow had a tendency to smile through tears, and the bachelor was about to say something when he found someone at home.

The door was obviously closed, and there was no knock or greeting, so why did someone come in suddenly?She didn't have any doubts in her heart, but she saw a trace of...fear flashing across the little widow's face?

This is really new. When we met for the first time, I was about to be slapped in the face. This girl wasn't afraid at all!

"Hey, don't be afraid." The bachelor straightened his clothes and picked up a bottle of beer.

"Don't..." It was the first time that the little widow took the initiative to hold the bachelor's hand, and she was so well-behaved, which made the bachelor very useful.

"Erya, I brought you delicious food today." The man here is short and dark-skinned. He is the head of the village Ma. When he entered the door, he was obviously taken aback when he saw the bachelor, "... who are you?"

Who do you care who I am? !The bachelor didn't talk to him at all, and the wine bottle was opened on his forehead!

It's different from what you said!The scene of the "snap" on the TV, where the wine bottle shattered and the face was covered with blood, never appeared, and no one told her that this job would make her arms numb! !

"Before I really do it, get out!"

The reason why Ma Laohei was able to be the village chief for so long was that he was under the cover of his distant relatives who were officials in the town.In the past few years, I was doing my duty, and I didn't do anything harmful to the world. Recently, life is too comfortable, and I want to find some special fun, so I set my sights on the lonely little widow.

He fled from the widow's house back to his own house in a daze, and only after recovering did he feel useless, how could he be scared away by a woman!

"Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry, you see my wrist is still hurting, it's finally getting better, I started to hurt again after you cried!" The bachelor tried his best to comfort the little widow, so he had to He embraced her with his intact left hand, as if coaxing a child, "Be good, be good, don't cry, don't cry, if the little girl cries ugly, no one will want her!"

"Neither do you?" The little widow was still sobbing and crying, wiping away her tears, her nose was also red, and she looked pitiful.

"Huh?" The bachelor was stunned for a moment, pinched her nose, and smiled softly, "I want it, why don't you? Such a cute little girl!"

Now, the little widow cried even harder.

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The longest chapter ever!So long! !