The Merry Bachelor and the Pretty Widow

By the time the bachelor remembered to ask whether the laundry and cooking service included socks or not, she had been working for a long time and was so tired that she couldn't even speak clearly.

"Big Mao, are you tired?" The little widow sat on the saddle calmly and watched the bachelor busy, very happy, she looked very cute.

"What big hair!" The bachelor didn't know whether he was angry or hot, and he blushed and yelled at her thickly, "Li Erya, if you are so big or small, I will spank you if you don't take off your pants!"

"..."

After the bachelor finished speaking, he felt that it was a little too quiet. Why didn't the little widow who was supposed to blow up her hair not say anything?Only then did he raise his head and sneak a glance, seeing that it didn't matter, he completely panicked.

"Hey, little ancestor, don't cry, don't cry! Come on, come on, don't hit you, don't hit you, hit me, hit me?"

"Who wants to watch you take off your pants, rascal!"

Snapped!

This time the girl was busy wiping her tears, she didn't have a hand free, so she kicked at random, the floor just wiped by the bachelor was slippery!Kicked out by this kick, she felt that her martial arts were unrivaled, and she wanted to imitate the heroes on TV, and she stabilized her body handsomely, but she didn't know that she couldn't pretend to be coercive, but she was timid, only heard a "stab", and she stopped By the way, the trousers are also in decline, from the nipples to the knees.

"..."

"..."

The two of them stared at each other in dumbfounded silence for a while, the little widow paused for a while on the bachelor's face, watching her ears gradually turn red, her stomach cramping from holding back her laughter, and pretending to be old-fashioned, she stepped forward and gave her a hand: "You're not too young, why don't you pay attention..."

Although what he said was a bit awkward, it was out of concern, so the bachelor froze, trying to pull a smile on his face.

"The floor in my house is expensive, it will cost you a lot of money to repair it!"

Boom! !

Hearing this, the bachelor suddenly lost his footing and sat down on the ground.It really did what the little widow said. Recently, the floor has been so damp that the floor has been lifted up. Her weight of more than 100 kilograms accidentally broke a piece of the floor.

"..." The bachelor felt that the only way to avenge his shame was to die.

"You seem to be a real girl!" The little widow didn't know what she saw, and she suddenly expressed her feelings.

Hearing this, the bachelor hastily put his legs together, and swore to himself: I can't die in front of this girl!Otherwise, those who die will not live in peace! !

The author has something to say:

Don't ask me what Erya saw!

I don't make it