Heart-wrenching girls are male judges

I remember that not long ago, when he was in a better mood, my father talked to him alone, severely doubting his sexuality, and reassured after confirming it again and again.

"You see, do you have any thoughts? Scratch me and Huang?"

Gan Meimei got up and walked around: "I think, if you really have to... then I support you. But with parents, it's up to you."

"Actually, hey, I don't really understand. To be honest, I don't know if it's because Auntie has watched too many shows. There are more and more shadows of him in my mind, so much that I can't sleep well recently. Look at my dark circles. "Gan Meng pointed to his eyes.

"Well... really."

"So I haven't watched it for several episodes, but I couldn't help but download it and just keep it... I'm worried that if I go on like this, I will age prematurely..." Gan Meng raised her head to the sky at 45°, "You told me this just now... I I can't let it go... But, this is a one-sided feeling and has nothing to do with him. He doesn't need to be influenced by me...Of course, if he's having a bad time..."

One more straw and the camel will be crushed.

Gan Meimei: "Last time he posted a Weibo message saying 'another couple divorced'. Everyone speculated, and the newspaper news wrote: 'When the reporter interviewed him, he said he was driving and hung up because it was inconvenient to answer the phone .' After reading the news, he was very angry and tweeted that the reporter was talking nonsense, because he is colorblind and cannot drive at all..."

Gan Meng's distress for Huang Ba had already broken through her chest and the sky.

Gan Meng lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed.

"Gan Meimei was taken aback by his actions: what are you doing?"

"On business trip."

Gan Meng took off her pajamas, grabbed her shirt, and put it on.

"Go to this point?"

"Yes, business matters."

Gan Meimei didn't talk to him: "Brother, be careful on the road~ I will tell Mom and Dad tomorrow that you are on a business trip in the early morning."

"En good." Gan Meng patted Gan Meimei's head, "Maybe I'll be here for a few days. Be strong by yourself, study hard, and go to bed early. When my parents asked me where I was, they said I was in Beijing."

"I know bro."

So, the local tyrant drove the Mercedes-Benz on the highway.

The following is a mobile phone text message.

"Huang Bao, where do you live?"

2 hours later.

"Don't tell you."

"Then I'll find it myself."

10 hours later.

"Beijing XXXXXXXXXXXX" (address)

"at home?"

2 hours later.

"I don't live there, that's the delivery address."

"I really want to hit you."

1 hours later.

"I'm not happy to tell you so easily."

20 hours later.

"Get out of here without stopping."

20 minute later.

"Unless you come with my supper."

"Suppress three of your weight."

Huang Zao went downstairs, walked to the automatic door, looked outside the automatic door, and saw the suspicious man who was stopped by the security guard.

"Hey, my apprentice, why did you get stopped there~"

"The script is wrong. Since I was stopped, shouldn't you come to me next?" The suspicious man leaned against the car door and said to Huang Pa who was far away in the automatic door.

"My dictionary doesn't have the word initiative." Huang Bao turned around and walked to the security room, chatting with the security guard.

"Teacher Huang Pa, come here quickly, I really have something to do." The suspicious man was in a hurry.

The automatic door opened.

"Dinner is in the car. It smells so delicious. Come and get it." The suspicious man shouted towards the security room.

Huang Zai came out of the security room and ran over quickly.

"Gan Meng, don't think too much, I'm reluctant to entertain you for the sake of dinner."

Gan Meng looked at Huang Bao who was muttering in front of him, reached out, and took off his glasses.

"Hey, what are you doing with my glasses, I can't see, give me back." Huang Pao reached out to get the glasses, but both hands were held by Gan Meng.

"Your vision is less than 0.1, you can barely see in your right eye, and you are color blind."

"You're right, you really care about me. Want to marry me?"

"I think... I was in the car before, I did enough homework, and I know a lot about you... Although you are colorblind and cannot drive, I can. If you want, I can be your exclusive driver and drive you to your destination. At the ends of the earth, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten."

Huang Bao lowered his head and glanced at the ground: "How long have you been writing this line?"

"5 minutes." Gan Meng let go, Huang Ba took back his glasses and put them on.

"If I were the protagonist, I would be very touched, and then I would sell myself. The old and ugly leftover girl is moved by the handsome and rich man, and the two finally enter the palace of marriage. Well...but I am the screenwriter." Huang Pao glanced over his head, "Thank you for coming all the way to find me. But... that... don't waste time, okay?"

"..." Gan Meng took out a big bag from the car: "Your dinner."

Gan Meng picked up Huang Sha's hand, stuffed the mouth of the bag into his hand, turned around, got in the car, and closed the door: "You may think it's too abrupt, but there's no way, who told me to see you every day, more and more Miss you, but there is no chance for you to contact me. As a result, the unrequited love is getting worse and worse, and I can't hold it back anymore. Haha..."

"But it's really good to express the feeling of loving someone. Very good." The car started and drove away.

0:11am.

Huang Pa's Weibo: It was my birthday yesterday, I was three or six years old, my friends sent congratulatory messages one after another, waiting for a day without presents, and they all got blackmailed.

1:31am.

Gan Meng's Weibo: My "heartbeat girl" has already held hands with me.I am very happy now.

The author has something to say: the end... I know it's a lie. . .escape. . .

☆, extra one

In the early morning, Huang Gua posted on Weibo: It was my birthday yesterday, and my friends sent congratulatory messages one after another. I waited for a day without presents, and all of them were blacklisted.

Not 30 minutes after he finished posting, there was a knock on the door outside.

Huang Gua opened the door and stared at the man outside with his big eyes.

Gan Meng held the flower in her left hand and the birthday cake in her right hand, staring back with her charming little eyes and smiling.

The two stared at each other.

"Are you going to let me in or not?" Gan Meng waved the cake in front of his eyes, "If you don't let me in, I'm leaving. I'm going to find a client to eat together, and I'm also in Beijing."

"Then... let's talk after we finish eating." Huang Pa stepped aside.

"Teacher Huang, excuse me." Gan Meng put on her slippers and entered the room with a smile.

After a while, the weird candlelight cake dinner began.

"Two men... This is the most embarrassing birthday in my life..." Huang Ba lowered his head and ate.

Although Gan Meng's little heart has been shattered by the blow, but thinking about it in the car, she couldn't let it go. She wandered on the street for a long time and didn't leave until she saw that Weibo... Sure enough, this trip was not in vain.

He finally made up his mind to come back to accompany him and comfort him until he was sure that he was really happy even if his face was trampled to pieces.Although it's a waste of time to look at it in Huang Sha, but he thinks it's worth it...

Huang Ba said that he was cowardly.That was after being rejected once.However, I really like him so much, even if I am rejected, I still want to be with him, of course, the premise is that I am not disliked...

"It's fine if you treat me like a girl." Gan Meng suggested.

"Men and women are even more intimidating!"

"Then you continue to be embarrassed."

"...I mean...it's really embarrassing to face someone who treats you badly, and then have the cheek to have dinner with him."

"Then you like me, don't be embarrassed~"

"Think beautifully!"

Having said that, Huang Sha's reddish face looks shy no matter how you look at it...

Gan Meng: "Speaking of..."

"kindness."

"Your phone has been vibrating since just now..."

"Yes, I probably saw my Weibo, and wanted to try whether I blocked them, or sent them from another mobile phone to ask for my forgiveness..."

"Then I'll try it too." Gan Meng took out her phone as she said.

"do not!"

"why……"

"Because I haven't come here to block you in a hurry."

"..."

Seeing Gan Meng's expression of disbelief, Huang Pao had no choice but to surrender; "Okay, okay, thank you for the dinner, and thank you for having an apprentice who often makes me happy. I'm not willing to delete it."

"I'm so happy, but unfortunately there is no recording. Now I start the recording, can you say it again?"

"roll."

The atmosphere is a little less awkward.So, Huang Pa was willing to speak.

"Although we didn't communicate much before, every time, we are very happy, indeed very happy. No matter how difficult it is, as long as I find you happy, I will be fine. Am I being unkind? You... What's the matter?" See When Gan Meng rested her forehead with her hand, Huang Sha asked.

"I'm laughing. I'm so happy to give you such a good impression." Gan Meng replied truthfully.

"But, I don't like to find someone for nothing... But, I posted on Weibo again, asking for attention, asking for concern... I'm so hypocritical..." Huang Sha covered his face.

"Do you know how I fell in love with you?" Gan Meng said.

Huang Sha shook his head.

"Seeing your self-introduction on Weibo, 'hypocritical, naive, emotional', I was instantly killed..."

"It turns out that not only your eyes are covered with feces, but your brain is also flooded."

"Yes, I just like you."

Huang Bao changed the subject: "I didn't chase you away, so you went to the house to expose the tiles, right? Your skin is getting thicker and thicker. He was such an innocent boy back then, and he had to drink to strengthen his courage. If he didn't drink on the show, he would tremble, haha... By the way, do you want to drink?"

"Of course I have to drink. How can I not drink on my birthday?"

"Okay, I'll take it right away."

A box of 24 bottles, small case.

When it came to being on the show, the two became even more excited.

"You killed me, do you know? Since I did your two episodes, I've never been gay, and I'm still a woman. I even suspect that the show crew has changed my gender. I How miserable, do you know, every time I finish the show, I feel that I have tasted all the hardships of life, and I can't find anyone I can trust, I feel extremely depressed, and even start to doubt life."

Gan Meng suppressed a smile while comforting: "That's too miserable, I'm so sorry." But she was thinking in her heart, and quickly read all the things she didn't read, and then treasured them up.

Get it in one box.Both were drunk, but in different degrees.

After drinking, it's easy, so what...

Fortunately, Gan Meng was kind, but put the drunk Huang on the bed.

The drunk Huang Pa finally couldn't control his inner emotions, and wept profusely.After crying, I expressed my thoughts: "There is too much sand in the eyes."

Gan Meng suddenly remembered a line of lyrics, if you are a tear in my eye, then I will never cry.

It's okay to cry, let's cry out the ex-girlfriend and a bunch of gay friends, except him of course.

Gan Meng was very embarrassed to stay. After all, this alcoholic is mentally handicapped in all abilities, so someone needs to take care of him, right?

As for waking up the next day, whether it is the end of the world or a new world, it doesn't matter, let him sleep first~

The author has something to say: I am really embarrassed to start, after all, Huang Sha...

Fanwaiji

"Oh oh oh~~"

A high-pitched and moving cry sounded.

Don't get it wrong, it's just the sound of a chicken crowing somewhere.

The clock on the wall said seven past one.Gan Meng was awakened by the smell of smoke.

"Cough cough cough."

Gan Meng opened his eyes sleepily, and felt that the room was very dark at first sight.Then he turned his head and saw that Huang Zao was no longer on the bed.

On the other hand, in front of the computer desk in the distance, there was a figure clacking and typing on the keyboard.The smell of smoke in the room is coming from there, mixed with the smell of coffee.

Gan Meng waved her hand in front of her nose, but found that it didn't work. Then she realized that the doors and windows in the room were all closed, and the curtains were tightly covered. It was dark and airtight, and even ants couldn't crawl in.No wonder the room was full of smoke.

Gan Meng struggled to get up, dragged her tired body, and walked behind Huang Ba to see what he was doing.

"Are you writing a script?"

Huang Zao bit his nails and said, "Shh, don't interrupt my train of thought."

The ashtray on the table was full of cigarette butts, and there was only a third of a pot of coffee left.

"Okay, I won't interrupt you. I'll go see what I can eat..."

Gan Meng dragged her tired body to the toilet to brush her teeth and wash her hands.There is only one toothbrush on the toilet sink.If you want a new toothbrush, you can either ask Huang Sha or find it yourself.He looked around, only to glimpse a handful in the wastebasket, probably a sad memory he had just thrown away...

So, I just rinsed my mouth and washed my face, and went to the refrigerator to find something to eat.When he opened the refrigerator, he found that there were only various kinds of coffee, beer, and beverages in it.Others are seasonings and other things that can't fill the stomach - this refrigerator is too decadent, even more decadent than I look!By the way, did he really fall asleep yesterday?What time did you get up today?Or, in fact, never slept at all...

All kinds of emotions filled his heart, he suppressed the turmoil in his heart, and went downstairs to buy two sandwiches.With a thought, I went to the supermarket to buy a bunch of snacks, frozen food, etc.

Back to the apartment, back to Huang Zao's room, he was still sitting in front of the computer, the coffee had run out, and there was an empty cigarette case in the ashtray.

Gan Meng put the sandwiches and snacks on his table: "..."

Although he didn't say a word in silence, he was actually almost suffering from internal injuries at this time.

Sitting on the bed, admiring Huang Bao while eating breakfast.

1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed...

After 10 minutes, a miracle happened.Although Huang Bao was still staring at the screen, he accurately took the biscuit in the snack bag on the side, tore it open, and gnawed it.

He gnawed through a bag quickly.Stretching out his hand, he took out a generation of puffed food without any mistakes, and started gnawing on it...

When the snack bag was empty, Huang Zao leaned on the chair contentedly, turned around, and looked at Gan Meng with great satisfaction: "Thank you for the snacks. It's done!"

"Congratulations, is it all done or just one episode?"

"One episode..." Huang Ba lowered his head.

"About the scene I saw this morning, I really don't want to talk about you, but... I think it's just a person, and I want to talk about you..."

Gan Meng stood up, walked to Gan Meng, opened the curtains, opened the window, and pointed to the ashtray: "Are you smoking too much? You don't open the window to ventilate, do you want to recycle infinitely? Drink coffee and drink It’s like water, so you’re not afraid of kidney failure! You’re still biting your nails, it’s dirty to death.”

"This is my writing habit, and... you are not my wife, why bother?" Huang Sha turned his head, turned his chair back by the way, and started to type the manuscript.

"I just feel sorry for you, can't you?" After Gan Meng finished speaking, she realized that her love words became smoother and smoother.

Huang Pa kicked his legs and hugged his legs: "Whatever you want, anyway, I won't listen or change. This is my only pleasure..."

"How miserable you are..."

"Anyway, I'm old, ugly, inferior, selfish, bad, and pretentious... By the way, there's also wretchedness, which is recognized... So, the longer you stay with me, the more you'll discover my bad nature... In order to continue to maintain your beautiful imagination of me, it's still too late to get lost..."

Gan Meng turned Huang Ba's chair around, made him face her, and looked at him with a smile: "Did I make you feel inferior? Oh, I'm more handsome and attractive, but you don't need to feel inferior, even if... …Even if you are blind, unable to walk, have your forehead pinched, be disfigured by acid, and be—in short, you are still beautiful in my eyes, because I see you through your eyes So, even if your soul flies to other beauties, even kittens and puppies, I will not despise you Lah, do you understand?"

Huang Sha gritted his teeth: "It's getting smoother and smoother, Mr. Literary young man... Are you going to tease me every day until I surrender? Humph, let me tell you, not only do I have the appearance of a big man who picks my feet, but I also have the appearance of a picky man." The heart of a big man with feet, a big man who picks his feet understands, he just picks his feet and drools while looking at beautiful women. I like beautiful women, and my heart will only be moved when I see beautiful women..." Huang Pao stopped talking before he finished speaking, because... …

Gan Meng has been a little confused by his ambiguous attitude, but she doesn't give up hope, until she hears the seemingly clear words just now, she suddenly feels very upset.He was so upset that he didn't think about the consequences, he just lowered his head like this, and gnawed Huang Sha's pouty red lips.

"..."

"..."

Dragonfly touched the water and let go, Gan Meng looked at Huang Pa nervously.

Huang Pa slowly turned his head and glanced at the ground.

One is in embarrassment because of impulsiveness, and the other is in ostrich state.

The printer spits out enough paper to get the job done.The room suddenly became completely silent.

10 minute later.

"Huh." Gan Meng breathed out, guessing that it would be fruitless, so she spoke first, "I'm sorry...well, if you want me to leave, just continue to be like that, and I will leave gently ..."

"Come back!!!" Huang Pao slapped his chair and got up, "I still want to leave after kissing me! Get the hell out of here and face the wall and think about it!"

Gan Meng came back disheartened, looking very embarrassed, "Mr. Huang, which wall do you want me to face? There are so many walls here..."

Huang Pao took a large stack of warm fresh scripts from the printer and handed them to Gan Meng: "This is the wall. You must read every word without punctuation. Read carefully. If you don't laugh more than forty times , just read it again, until you understand the point of laughing, then discuss it with me!"

Gan Meng happily accepted the script, looked at Huang Pa in disbelief, and smirked.

"What are you laughing at?" Huang Zao turned the chair, "There are dinners at noon and evening, and if you can't finish watching, I'll go alone. You can figure it out."

"Understand! Understood!" Under Huang Ba's stare, Gan Meng sat on the sofa beside her and studied the script with her head down.He didn't dare to say a word about what happened just now, and he didn't even dare to fart... If he becomes angry from embarrassment, it will be over.At least for now, he has not been driven away.

The sun shines in, and it's warm.One reads the script, and the other checks Weibo.

The sound of Huang scraping and hammering the table startled him: "Call me again, see if I don't block you, and then scold you to death! Anyway, I don't know you, and I'm not angry at all. If you recognize me, you jump in a hurry Bar."

This guy... is horrible.

The author has something to say:

--Looking at the full version of the local tyrant's blind date today, I found that the local tyrant really has a younger sister~~~proud~~~~